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''SUPRISE, HONEY! TOM AND I ARE FUCKING IN THE BEDROOM''. I just read Yummy Pumpkins' version of the '' surprise party'' I came home after last week and decided it would be instructive to give everybody a different perspective on the event that Yummy posted on her profile page. yummypumpkinsMax on xhamster. Here is how I saw the situation: I opened our front door and heard loud noises coming from the bedroom. The sounds I heard were instantly recognizable. Screams that sounded like an a****l being slaughtered, cries out for divine intervention; ''OhmyGod! ohmyGod'' and ''YES.YES. Y… Читать далее

[see: granny's epic revenge fuck video for an illustration of these posts.] yummy answers her phone. voice at the other end of the line: ''I got the video you made after I left last night.'' yummy: ''you left me high and dry.'' voice at the other end of the line: ''and pretty horny...obviously.'' yummy: ''we just finished what you started.'' voice at the other end of the line: ''you did it to humiliate me!'' yummy: ''I did it because  you left me high and dry and horny.'' voice at the other end of the line: ''well, that video was the last straw.'' yummy (after a pause), ''there we… Читать далее

THREESOMES HAVE CONSEQUENCES ........................................................................................................................................... author's note: although I am the author of this story, I am not a writer. in fact, i'm an artist. and I feel that  it is only fair thatI should notify those of you have followed the story from the beginning, and those of you who saw the video of the last chapter: ''HALOWEEN PARTY AFTERMATH sloppy seconds,'' and are salivating for a look at yummy tittiefudking kal's over-sized dick, or a clip of yummy jumping out of bed… Читать далее

there was a moment of awkward silence as the three people  wondered to themselves what  was about to happen. max stood fully dressed at the bedroom door. the five foot eleven inch tall,  kal wore only fake boots from a halloween batman costume, and yummy pumpkins sat naked on the queen-sized bed . the big beautiful redhead spoke first. ''max, why don't you make sure the camera is ready to shoot?'' max's face reddened. ''you want me to film you getting fucked by ...that!---by him?'' kal looked at both of them. light from the ceiling bulb gleamed off the flesh under ksa's thinning hair.  ''pl… Читать далее

less than 10 minutes after max received kal's phone call, max pulled into yummy's driveway and parked.next to a silver Cadillac. it was next to her i993 toyota. max knocked on yummy's front door and walked in without waiting for an invitation. ''we're in the bedroom.''kal shouted. 'that figures.' max thought as he swallowed his nerves and walked as casually as he could manage to the back bedroom. kal stood, his batman costume still partially clinging around his knees ands s**ttered on the rug next to him. "i'm kal.'' ''I've heard a lot about you'' max said in flat tones. yummy sat qu… Читать далее

kal took the phone from rusty's hand and dialed the number she quoted him. ''hey yummy!,'' was the enthusiastic reply at the other end of the line (actually there was no line since it was a cell phone kal was speaking into. silence on both ends of the conversation. ''yummy...is something wrong?'' ''this isn't yummy (pause) this is kal.'' ''kal----why are you calling on yummy's phone?'' '' i'm with her right now.'' nothing from the other end. ''max, can you come over tonight? I know it's short notice and all...'' the voice on the other end seemed to quaver. ''what's up?'' kal so… Читать далее

rusty sat nude on her bed while kal made a gallant attempt to apologizefor why he had never made any sexual advances to her and why he had politely brushed off her seductive hints for all the years they had worked together and enjoyed socializing at many events and outings. rusty sat saucer-eyed as kal's penis began slowly enlarging as he enlightened her about his fear of sexual contact with her. there was a look of amazement and fear in her eyes as his cock expanded from the size of her forearm to the size of  baby elephant's trunk. she involuntarily move away from the stiffening pole standi… Читать далее

batman stood erect facing rusty at the foot of her bed still holding one of her hands. rusty looked directly into kal's eyes and shivered in anticipation of a long time fantasy becoming a reality. rusty's mind flashed back to the night she pretended to fall asleep after spending a late evening at kal's apartment watching Netflix. she pretended to fall asleep on the couch beside him. she had planned her seduction earlier in the day when he invited over to see breaking bad. she wore nothing under her flowing moo-moo style outfit. the two binge watched the Netflix series until almost midnight.… Читать далее

YUMMY'S BATMAN ADVENTURE part 1 this is a fictional account explaining the batman adventure that Halloween eve 2017, that may or may not be seen on xhamster a few weeks after that interesting night. kal and rusty---not their real names, but kal knew rusty before she met max and considered kal to be her very ''good friend''...the kind that she had some sexual questions about and some fantasies about. there was no sex between the two: a casual tongueless kiss good night after kal had escorted her to a concert or an ''accidental'' sloshing of one of rusty's very ample boobs against kal's sh… Читать далее

.gently gripped my shoulder and looked into my eyes. I felt my soul opening up as our eyes locked together for what seemed much longer than the few seconds that it really was. I was lost in the moment,, I guess.'' Yummy said Karl said, '' Yummy, I'm sorry I bothered you. I guess I'm just upset by everything that's going on. The storm and all.''"?'' ''What do you mean, 'and all' "? This time it was Yummy who put her hand on Karl's shoulder. She guided him over to the bed and sat beside him. Karl sat with slumped shoulders. Yummy put her arms around him. ''You need someone to talk to?… Читать далее

Yummy Pumpkins decided to escape the threat of hurricane Irma to Palm Beach. She drove toward her brother's house in the Orlando area. Her trip didn't go exactly as planned. What follows is excerpts from her emails to me and my expansions on her messages: Hi honey, The traffic out of Palm Beach was unbelievable. I thought I had plenty of gas, but because of the creeping pace I ran dry near Kissimmi. Fortunately, a very nice man stopped and picked me up. I think he has a good sense of humor. He said as I got into the car that old saying from the late 50's ''Gas, grass or ass.'' He didn't have… Читать далее

for several years I masturbated 3 or 4 times a week and never suffered severe frustrating horniness., but THEN I met her I had always been a fanny man, but her incredibly sensitive breasts were impossible to ignore. a handful and mouthful left more to love. I could fondle them. nibble and toy with them for hours as she moaned and thrashed around in bed acting as if her nipples were wired directly to her pussy. and buried in that pussy was a massive clitty a good five inches long that hardened at the slightest touch. I was totally overwhelmed by her even before I propped her up on her knees… Читать далее