Dear Pornhub Santa,
I have been a terrible terrible person this year. I have envied those who can live without being horrified by the problems of the world, I have been gluttonous in my consumption of things I do not need, I have worked to acquire more monetary value in greedy ways and probably been captivated a time or two by avarice, I have lusted after my partner as well as a host of other individuals, I have shown pride in life as well as my accomplishments and felt a lot of wrath towards the ignorant. So I think I have covered those bases.
For the holidays this year my requests are simple. One I want a search button function on Pornhub that lets me exclude tags, a "!" or a "-" in front of a tag that lets the search know "Not videos tagged with" and for it to actually exclude those things. Two I want the tags on videos to have an upvote/downvote function so that people can say "No this video doesn't have X in it!" or "Yes this video also has Y in it" with the hope that people can differentiate between things (For goodness sake there's a huge variety of stuff out there please let us stop having videos tagged with stuff that isn't in them, or differentiate between two similar but fundamentally different kinks).
Yours truly,
FNK
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