1. There once was a man named O'Doul Who saw red spots on his tool The doctor, a cynic, Said "Get out of my clinic, And wipe off that lipstick you fool!" 2. There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie. Just to be couth, He added Vermouth And slipped his wife a martini. 3. There was an old whore pulling tricks Who at one time could handle 5 pricks One day she did cry As she pulled out her glass eye "Tell the boys I can now take six!" 4. There once was a barmaid from Vale Tattooed on her chest was the price of Ale And on her behind For the sake of the blind Was th… Weiterlesen
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET
10 Fucking Limericks -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a young man from Belgrave, Who found a dead whore in a cave. It must have taken pluck, to have a cold fuck; But think of the money he saved! --------------------------------------------------… Weiterlesen