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How many of you accidentally farted while getting rimmed? How many of you like having a man fart in your face while rimming a guy? I was rimming an ex and he accidentally let out a long and loud fart and I got sooo turned on that I kept eating his ass and he said that was the best rimjob because he felt sooo relaxed after he farted.… Weiterlesen

My first time with an older Cpl was great. I was doing yard work and I asked for a glass of water. The wife a hot to trot wife asked me to come in her home as I was about 15 or 16 and gladly went in. When I got into the home she was dressed in a sexy negligee and sexy mesh stocking and slippers. I believe her name was Mary? I believe she was a brunette? Anyway, Mary approached me and asked me if I liked what I saw and I said yes. But I have been with a married woman before. And I do not know what to do. She replied do not worry as I have always wanted a young boy to make me happy and him als… Weiterlesen

Alright! Hold on a moment. How the FUCK did I miss that she’s now a lesbian?!?!… Weiterlesen

I found this list on the internet an enjoyed expanding my vocabulary Euphemisms for Male Masturbation You know them, you love them...but you don't know ALL of them. Here are some great ways of talking about masturbation without actually saying masturbation. Some are funny. Some are strange. But hey, aside from performing the act itself, reading this list is about the most entertaining thing you'll do today. Abusing the wicked stick Adjusting the antenna Aiding and abetting a known felon Applying the hand brake Arguing with Henry Longfellow Arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel Attack… Weiterlesen

- 3 point shot · a night in with the girls · auditioning the finger puppets · beating around the bush · brushing the beaver · carpet bumping · checking for squirrels · clam bake for one · creamin' · coming into your own · dialing the rotary phone · dousing the digits · drilling for oil · engaging in safe sex · fanning the fur · feeding the bearded clam · fingerpainting · flickin' the bean · flit your clit · frap · gagging the clam · get a date with slick mittens · get to know yourself · going mining · groping the grotto · greasing your hips · grissle rub · gusset typing · hitchhiking south · l… Weiterlesen

I went in and there was no one around or at least I thought so. Then hearin' a thumpin' in one of the booths I went in the one next to it. There were two in there playin' and suckin' each other. Both with out cloths on and both with nice size cocks. The must have wanted to be watched or they would have closed the door on the side next to me. The both had about 7 thick one cut and the other not. One had shaved balls and cock hair the other was like a fur patch that you could hardly see his nuts. Both strokin' and suckin'. It was hot just to watch. I did a bit of strokin' to myself.… Weiterlesen

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Love The view of my ass with cum… Weiterlesen

So I just wanted to tell you a little about our group fun the other night. My roommate and I were at the café for dinner and decided that when we got back to the dorm that it would be a good night for an "open house" in our room. We host these gathering a couple of times a week ... sometimes more depending on how horny we get. So we get back to the dorm and write an "OHN" on the message board attached to the outside of our door. We go in, not locking the door, and get naked, both of us hard and my roommate starts licking my ass to get it nice and wet to shove my butt plug in. It's just about r… Weiterlesen

Now that the new semester is well underway and things have settled down a bit. it's about time I tell you about our semester break "activities" while staying here on campus over the holidays. You might remember that we stuck around instead of going home for a couple of reasons: we had the chance to add our "skills" to the regular maintenance crew as they worked to repair things so we could make a few bucks; and more importantly, we wanted to stick around together so we could ... well ... you know ... do guy things like suck and rim and fuck each other. So the first assignment we got was to… Weiterlesen

Pre-Nazi hacker blitzkrieg, this topic formed part of my "about me" statement, but that entire document eventually grew so long it seemed best to focus on it separately here. Does everybody else like to masturbate as much as I do? The practice is so integral to Hamster that it seems not out of place to discuss it openly. I've been masturbating since I was thirteen years old, in the American seventh grade. I commenced in what is probably a natural progession after awakening during the night following a wet dream. What a veritable miracle to discover I could enjoy the same self-induced sensation… Weiterlesen

just found this in an old archive i once downloaded....not my words but very good advice There is a lot of bad information about how to give a good blowjob on the internet. I have written this guide to help girls understand how they can be much better at doing what they are supposed to do. I am hereby releasing this text into the public domain so all sluts can read it. I am calling you sluts because that is the first thing you have to understand. If you want to do what you are meant to do then you can't think of yourself as girlfriend, wife, lover. When a man looks down at you and sees you w… Weiterlesen

jack it til you cover my pic… Weiterlesen

Latest GIFs from my gallery: https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/cute-little-cocksuckers-12214187… Weiterlesen

#1: Tell her she is beautiful and mean it. Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you’ve got the world’s most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she’s going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it’s beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. #2 Stop and appreciate her unique flower Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn’t it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. I’ve seen plenty of them. They come in all different sizes, colors and s… Weiterlesen