Have you ever seen a g-string smaller than this one? I bet you haven't! And just look at how good it looks around my fat ass! Look at the way it compliments my hips so well! It is literally impossible not to fall in love with the sight! And if you add some nice, stinky, delicious farts to all of this, the picture is complete! There is nothing else you could dream of more right now! Now open your mouth and get ready to inhale those stinky farts, cause I've got loads of them for you today!