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Personal Piss Fountain
Girl: Jimena
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Jimena was so popular last time she appears on Wet and Pissy, we knew we couldn't leave it too long before getting her back for another HD pissing scene. For her latest appearance, gorgeous brunette Jimena wears tight denim jeans, a cropped top that barely covers her small but perfect tits and cute spike heels. While standing up we notice that a wet patch appears in the crotch of her ripped jeans and this soon streams down her legs. Jimena loves wetting her panties and places her hand on her crotch before tasting her golden juices by licking her fingers. After Jimena peels herself out of her jeans she lays back on the floor with her legs in the air and fires a stream of piss upwards. Her pissing pussy shoots it with some force as usual and she enjoys every second of it! Diving into her pissy puddle, this naughty babe laps up her pee and then treats herself to a bit of dildo play. Afterwards she uses a glass goblet to catch more of her pee and enjoys some piss drinking before finishing off another one of her famous pissing videos!
Lusciously Wet
Girl: Medison
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Dark haired babe Medison features in our latest update and immediately teases in front of the camera as she lifts up her miniskirt to reveal she isn't wearing any panties! She rubs her pussy and sucks her fingers before she holds onto her crotch, realising she needs to relieve her pee desperation. Squatting over a big glass vase, this hottie starts pussy pissing right into it! She scoops some of her golden juices and tastes them, then pours the rest all over her clothing. Medison strips naked and gets hold of a metal speculum which she uses to pinch her pussy lips together. She inserts it and gapes herself wide apart while we zoom in close as she pees again, all over the floor! She sits in her piss puddle and uses a sponge to mop up her nectar. Using a golden vibrator, Medison toys herself while sitting on the floor and pees again, moving to a standing position to continue her pussy play. She masturbates and makes herself orgasm, with time to catch one final pee in her vase to end this pissing porno!
Morgan
Girl: Morgan
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With the success of her debut on Wet and Pissy, it was only a matter of time before Morgan would strike again. Her fun loving ways won us over and they are still a big part of what makes her so great. Morgan, in a very bare wardrobe, is dressed exquisitely. As the pissing comes into play, it's clear that she's fully dedicated to wooing her fans again. Hovering over the bed, laying back on one hand, and with her legs apart, Morgan taps into our desires instantly. Her affection towards the wet bed afterwards is fantastic. Flinging her panties, Morgan goes into the best type of waterworks, laying on her back and pissing into the air, projecting towards her face. With plenty of antics, from rolling around on the bed, to pissing while masturbating to her red toy, Morgan keeps things going at all times. Finally, a focused Morgan sits on the edge of the bed, still smiling, aiming for a vase on the floor for a great conclusion.
Wet Toys for Tera
Girl: Tera L.
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Gorgeous babe Tera Link is back on Wet and Pissy and teasing on the sofa in her skimpy outfit and knee socks. She looks even sexier than the last time she graced our screens and we can tell she is really horny as she touches herself in a very seductive way all over her small tits and long legs! Bending over the sofa, Tera shows off her ass as it is barely encased in her tight pink ripped shorts. She stands up and starts wetting her panties, with her golden pee streaming down her leg and soaking her socks. She sits back down on the sofa and paddles in her pee puddle, having lots of fun as her feet get soaking wet in her juices. Afterwards, Tera takes off her socks and squeezes them over her head and into her mouth! She takes off her panties and tastes her own juices as she sucks her damp fabric and now Tera is even hornier and needs to pleasure herself! She finds a metal speculum and grabbing hold of a glass goblet, Tera inserts her speculum into her taco pussy, gaping herself wide apart. She fires another long pee stream into the bowl showing how perfect her aim is then stirs her golden nectar with the speculum, licking it clean! She pours the rest of her piss over her head, drenching herself in it then gets completely naked! She lies upside down on the sofa and fills her pussy with a textured dildo. Masturbating at the same time, Tera pauses her sex toy play to piss all over herself, making quite a splash as her pee hits her tits and toned stomach! She lays on her side and continues her dildo play, masturbating frantically until she orgasms! Finally, Tera catches one more stream of piss in her bowl and pours it into her mouth, piss drinking and spitting some of her juices back out again!
Becky Berry
Girl: Becky B.
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Hot brunette Becky Berry joins us on Wet and Pissy today in the gym as she enjoys a good workout. She suddenly feels the need to piss and holds her crotch as she isn't going to make it to the bathroom in time. Sitting on the weights bench, we notice a wet patch in her hotpants as she pees herself, and looks instantly relieved. She uses her fingers to wipe against her hotpants and tastes her juices. This turns her on and as she continues to piss she catches it in her hands, lapping up as much as she can. Soon after, Becky takes off her shorts and sucks them, before laying down on a leather cushion and spraying even more of her piss over her tank top and towards her mouth. She stretches her pussy with her fingers and continues to piss, hitting her tongue and showing us an impressive stream indeed! Once she is completely naked, brunette Becky uses a glass vase to catch even more of her golden nectar in, filling it all the way to the top, and sips it before taking even bigger gulps and spitting some of it over her perfect figure. With her workout definitely over, Becky uses a purple vibrator on herself and changes positions a couple of times, enjoying a squirting orgasm as she lays back on the weights bench. This gorgeous brunette may be new here but she sure knows how to play with her golden piss!
Vampish Vanessa
Girl: Vanessa D.
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Stunning brunette Vanessa Decker is on her bed in a peach coloured babydoll and is feeling really horny. This tanned, tattooed babe opens her legs and runs her fingers over the fabric of her panties, then slips her hand in and touches herself. Vanessa licks her fingers clean seductively and then starts peeing her pants, letting her golden juices flow through her crotch! Her bed gets soaked too and this sexy babe takes off her panties to suck them. She fingers herself and starts pussy pissing down onto her bedsheets while we zoom in close. Sucking on her sheets, Vanessa strips naked and plays with her big boobs then sits up on the headboard while she toys a pink sex toy! Vanessa catches another stream of her warm pee in a glass vase and pours it down over her tits and into her mouth. She carries on toying her pussy while bent over in doggystyle and enjoys an orgasm, pissing down onto her sheets one more time to finish her latest Wet and Pissy scene!
Wet Dildo Play
Girl: Sasha Z.
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Sasha Zima's petite body houses a pair of superb legs, highlighted by her snug fitting pink shorts. Climbing onto the table getting down on her hands and knees, Sasha drops a glass between her legs and pees through her shorts. Most of her pee filters through them, but some of it escapes outside the edges. With the glass almost full, Sasha gets her chest fully soaked, and so it is her first piece of clothing to go. She mingles with a pair of candles, using them somewhat like a speculum as she pushes out a mini pee. This serves as an opening for a standing pee with one foot on the table. She takes a few moments before she gets it going. She follows up by mounting a dildo on the corner of the table. Once more she gets one foot on the table, but this time her back faces the camera, gaping with her hand as she showers the toy. She rides it on the table and then takes a manual hands on approach leading to a shuttering climax. Finally, Sasha climbs onto the sofa, laying on her back with legs up in the air, taking a little piss over her body, trying to spray her own face.
Wet Pleasure
Girl: Amanda H.
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Wow are we glad to have Amanda Hill back on Wet and Pissy this week. This long haired brunette has just had a shower and rushes into the living to give us a bit of a tease with her towel, dropping it to show off her perfect figure. She places it on the couch and squats up on the couch while touching her pussy. Amanda starts pussy pissing and soaks the towel, couch and floor! She bends over and squeezes the towel to play with her golden piss then sits up on the back of the couch. This hot brunette babe fingers her juicy pussy and licks her fingers clean, loving her own juices. She starts to piss again and soaks everything for the second time before squeezing the pee drenched towel over herself, sucking some of her pee too. Moving over to a glass table, Amanda finds a glass dildo and licks it then takes it over to the couch for some fun. Laying on her back, upside down, Amanda toys her pussy with the glass toy and naughtily aims her own piss stream into her mouth and all over her face! Now absolutely drenched from head to toe in her golden pee, Amanda bends over into the doggystyle position and toys her pussy some more. She masturbates at the same time and orgasms, quickly pissing once more onto the couch and over her glass dildo! She might need another shower now after finishing her pissing porno!
Innocent Piss Drinker
Girl: Anna R.
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It's Anna Ray's first time on Wet and Pissy and this cute blonde is dressed in her gym gear while in the lounge. She shows off how flexible she is as she uses the coffee table to do some stretching then this sweet babe decides to make things a little more interesting! She climbs on top of the coffee table and starts to pee. The crotch of her leggings turns dark and soaked with her golden juices as they stream down onto the table top. Anna peels herself out of her leggings and sits in her puddle of pee in her already soaked panties, rubbing her wet crotch and then tasting her juices from her fingers! After she takes off her panties, Anna squeezes them over her cropped top, soaking herself even more then starts stuffing her wet panties into her pussy! This naughty blonde is certainly in the mood for some fun and she gets hold of a glass bottle and plastic funnel. Standing while slightly squatting on the coffee table, Anna pees again, catching her pee stream in the bottle. She puts the funnel in her mouth and pours her golden nectar into her mouth, piss drinking like a complete pro! For someone who looks so innocent, Anna certainly knows how to be pure filth! This naughty hottie pours the rest of her pee over her hair then strips naked to enjoy sucking and fucking some golden ben wa balls! She starts to pee while they are inserted into her hole and gushes all over the table while we film in closeup. Anna decides to make herself orgasm by fingering herself and as she rubs her pussy she releases a squirting orgasm to finish off this perfect debut pissing porn scene!
Best Of 2018
Girl: Oprah
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Hello 2019! Wow! What a year we have had on Wet and Pissy! Amanda Estela, Ashley Ocean, Claudia Macc and big titted Oprah are just some of the hot girls that we have brought back for this pissing compilation to celebrate the best of 2018! These pissing pornstars can't get enough of their solo pee play and piss drinking. Watch them peeing their pants and getting turned on as they splash about and play with their golden juices. Whether you love blondes or brunettes there is something for everyone in this piss filled compilation! Some of these babes love to piss on their clothes, some like to toy their pussies with dildos and anything else they can get their hands on. They say variety is the spice of life and now you can see it all happen here in one full length scene!
Piss Drenched Miky
Girl: Miky L.
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Hot brunette Miky Love returns to Wet and Pissy for another pissing porn scene and while in the lounge, teases in fishnet stockings, tight hotpants and a red bodysuit. She turns around and touches her curvy ass before kneeling on the sofa and lifting her hotpants up to show off just the right amount of her bum cheeks. We zoom in really close on Miky's crotch and suddenly we notice a stream of her warm golden piss spray down her leg and a moist patch appear on her denim. Her piss trickles down onto the floor, soaking her hotpants through and Miky looks like she is enjoying pissing her panties, licking her fingers to taste her own juices. She gets down onto the floor and starts to play with her pee, rubbing her denim covered ass in her piss puddle and cupping her piss with her hands, flicking it up in the air and all over herself. This hot brunette babe pulls off her hotpants, using them to mop up the floor before squeezing her pee out over herself. She sits on the sofa and pulls the damp crotch of her bodysuit up between her puffy pussy lips then decides to lay on the floor, with her legs in the air, pissing all over herself. Her pee stream is nice and thick and Miky aims it all over her bodysuit and gorgeous brown hair. She rubs her pussy after she has finished and soaking wet Miky strips naked, ready to toy her pussy with a dildo! After she has finished, playful Miky gapes her pissing pussy apart with some tongs and fires another stream of her pee out into two small vases and a wine glass. She strategically pours her pee down over her sexy body and into her mouth, almost giving herself a golden pee shower right there in the lounge!
Milana
Girl: Milana
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Cute blonde Milana poses in a tight tank top and leggings and once she starts to strip, she pees through the crotch of her leggings, making them soaking wet. This naughty blonde also lets another stream of piss spray onto the floor. She slides off her wet pants and squeezes her nectar over her body before moving onto a jelly dildo that she uses to pleasure herself. She gets so turned on with her pussy play that she pisses again and then teases herself with a pussy pump. Milana catches her piss in the tube and tastes it, before licking up the droplets of pee from the wooden table below.
Gushing Into Glass
Girl: Lilith S.
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Brunette Lilith Sweet makes her debut here on Wet and Pissy this week and walks into the lounge in a skintight grey minidress and stiletto heels. She bends over and poses in her dress before rubbing her hands over herself when she suddenly feels desperate to pee and grabs hold of her crotch. Lilith lifts up her dress and stands over a bookcase, pissing all over the top of it then uses her hands to splash about in her pee puddle before diving into it, soaking her clothes too! She pulls off her dress and bends over to finger her pussy then this horny brunette puls her ass cheeks and taco pussy lips before pissing again, this time into a glass bowl. Lilith plays with her juices and pours them down her hot, naked body! Using a glass bottle, Lilith rubs it against her labia then inserts it into her juicy, wet hole. She catches another stream of her golden piss in it, pouring it into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking then this pee soaked babe gets onto the floor to finish off her fingering fun and give herself a mind blowing orgasm to finish her pissing porn scene!
Wet Fashion
Girl: Zoya
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It took a lot of effort but we finally got top fashion model Zoya to agree to doing a shoot. Although she wasn’t very sure she could deal with a wet and pissy scene. With her first try at pissing on camera she only managed to squirt out a small wet patch onto her panties. But we kept on encouraging her to keep on trying. After stripping off her almost wet panties she sat in the chair and spread her legs, closed her eyes and let out a stream of piss that made us all envious. It soon got pretty intense as she grabbed her dildo and started stuffing her wet and pissy pussy! It was exciting to see Zoya really get into the pissing and masturbation scene.
Christmas is Coming
Girl: Jenifer J.
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Merry Christmas from all of us here at Wet and Pissy! Gorgeous brunette Jenifer Jane is in her bedroom and so excited for Christmas day. Her presents are wrapped and she climbs onto the bed teasing as she rubs her hands over her sexy body. Turning around, Jenifer shows off her perfect ass and then kneels up before wetting her panties! Her piss streams soak through the fabric and down onto her bedsheets as she rubs her wet pussy with her hand. This stunning brunette takes off her panties and tastes her juices before laying back on the bed and enjoying some fingering fun. This is certainly going to be one merry Christmas for Jenifer! She climbs off the bed and naughtily opens some of her presents. Inside the first is a giant glass goblet and some tongs. She places the goblet on her bed and bending over, releases another stream of piss into it, making quite a mess in the process! She pours her collected pee down over her top and then takes it off ready for even more fun. Laying back down, Jenifer plays with the red tongs and pinches her labia before gaping herself apart. This sensation sets off another pee stream and she sprinkles all over the bedsheets, drenching them further! The next present that Jenifer opens happens to be a flesh dildo. She enjoys using this on her pussy and knows that she is a very naughty girl for opening her gifts early! As she frantically fucks herself with her sex toy, she feels the urge to pee again and sprays everywhere as she masturbates with her fingers. Finally, Jenifer finishes her festive fun by pissing into the goblet once more, and pouring it all over her face and into her mouth, giving her a taste of piss drinking as she swills it around her mouth and spits it back out again!
Nasty Nesty
Girl: Nesty
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Nesty likes to tease in her white tank top and you'll soon see she isn't wearing a bra as her nipples are poking through it! She lifts up her skirt and pees right through her white cotton panties then takes them off. She really enjoys playing with her own piss and covers her feet in her warm nectar before diving into it and soaking her hair. Afterwards, Nesty fires piss into a big square vase and pours it all over her tits. She gapes open her pussy with a speculum and toys herself with a pussy pump before finishing off her soaking wet pussy with her fingers!
Francesca DiCaprio
Girl: Francesca D.
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Francesca knows how to get wet. She's a fiery girl that fully embraces being a devout pisser. Her fiercely red outfit compliments her ardent desires. In no time at all she's pissing fully dressed, letting the piss trickle down in multiple streams between her legs. Her earnest moans and sighs make the experience much more arousing. The large puddle left on the chair is enough to completely soak her ensemble. When the time comes, she climbs on the table, pruriently pissing in a most explicit fashion. Her piss fetish continues with a couple of excellent poses, both leaving her pussy and ass out in the open, and both equally in your face in nature. It's riveting to watch just how naughty of a girl Francesca can be.
Nicol Love
Girl: Nicol L.
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Today we had a big breasted beauty in the studio. Nicol Love came by with a full bladder and a desire to show us what she could do to get a rise out of our members. She's so desperate to pee that she doesn't waste any time and instantly soaks her jeans and high heels with a stream of hot golden piss. Nicol strips out of her pee-soaked pants and starts to lick them, this dark haired minx just can't get enough of her own nectar!
Realising this is not enough, there is more coming, she moves on to the sofa and unleashes a mighty stream right on to the glass table! Perfect opportunity to get messy! There is only one thing to do now, soak it up and get going, there are some mighty tits that require some attention, and Nicol knows that she really can't deny herself a bit of quality time, so she quickly makes sure that she is properly drenched in her own golden nectar and moves on to a fish-bowl giving us a grand view of her XXL pussy lips hanging invitingly as she's squatting over the bowl making sure that she has a homemade drink to enjoy. But what do you do with a piss drenched hot babe that is not only dripping with her own pee, but only pussy juices? You give her a dildo obviously and watch her go to town on herself giving that bad boy a good sucking before sticking it in to her well lubed pussy and showing us what those giant meaty pussy lips can take giving herself an orgasm. To make sure that she's not the only one that is going home satisfied she gives us one more diving in to her still hot pee on the table.
The Piss Shower
Girl: Barbara S.
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We'd like to welcome Barbara Sweet to Wet and Pissy today for her debut scene. Barbara enters the shower room with a towel wrapped around her. Her problems start when the shower won't turn on. Barbara gets seriously stressed out so to relieve her tension, she sits up on a white stool and spreads her legs before spraying her golden juices over the floor. She looks a little happier with herself now and gets on the floor to mop up her piss with the towel, squeezing it together so that she can taste her piss. She sits on the step in the shower room and fingers her moist pussy, licking her fingers periodically to taste herself some more. This tattooed babe loves to touch herself and is feeling a little kinkier than usual. She gets a glass bowl and catches another stream of her piss into it, letting her pissing pussy let loose. She lifts the bowl and pours her pee over her head, soaking her hair and then proceeds to pour the remaining nectar into her mouth. She spits it back out playfully and licks the bowl with her tongue! Standing up against the shower room wall, Barbara gapes her pussy apart with a metal speculum. After her pussy is spread wide, she lets another piss flow from her hole while standing. This time she really gets wet as she plays with her pee puddle. Barbara needs to fill her pussy with something long and hard, so enjoys a glass dildo which she fucks herself with and after sitting on the floor, starts masturbating at the same time. She of course has to clean her sex toy with more of her pee once she has orgasmed in this pissing porn scene!
Kara
Girl: Kara
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Pissing makes Kara feel sexually empowered. She's pleased to pee with her jeans on, enjoying the warm sensation of her legs getting gradually wet from her soaked jeans. Soon she is moving on to bigger and more elicit things, dropping her pants for some clear shots of her pee hole with a speculum. This sets her up for some table wetting from relaxed position on the chair. She grabs a hold of a huge black dildo, feeding it into her mouth before moving it downstairs. She moves back onto the chair, still at work with the toy as she takes another piss. A large bowl becomes the next object of her desire. She spreads over it releasing her last golden piss into it and pouring it over here head.
So Many Streams
Girl: Claudia M.
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Claudia Macc graces our screens here at Wet and Pissy once more, just over a year after her last appearance. This time, Claudia is wearing seriously tight denim jeans which cling to every curve of her hot body. Suddenly, Claudia holds onto her crotch feeling like she needs to pee. She squats on the leather sofa and starts peeing her pants. Her crotch gets soaked with her golden liquid and Claudia places her hand down to catch some of her pee streams before tasting them. Once she has finished, gorgeous Claudia licks her juices off the sofa then strips naked before wiping her jeans along the floor, soaking them in her puddle. She licks and sucks her denim then wastes no time in getting back onto the sofa and gaping her pussy apart to finger herself. Using golden Ben-Wa balls, Claudia inserts them in and out of her pussy and decides to catch another of her pee streams in a blue glass bowl as she pissing while standing, pulling her golden balls out of her pussy half way through her pee stream. Once the bowl is full of her warm piss, Claudia gets on the floor and laps it up, spitting it back into the bowl playfully, then pours it all over her head. This drenches Claudia completely! After she gets back onto the sofa, Claudia toys her wet pussy with a dildo, stopping to piss all over her sex toy then continues to fuck herself. Finally, this piss loving babe catches one final piss stream in a vase, pouring it into her mouth and over her face to end her second pissing porn scene with us!
Closeup Speculum Pee
Girl: Andis
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Dark haired babe Andis starts off her debut scene with Wet and Pissy suffering from pee desperation. She is wearing tight denim hotpants and needs to pee now so gets a small plastic bag from the sideboard and manages to take off her denims before she balances on the edge of the sofa and catches her golden piss as it gushes from her pissing pussy. She catches a nice amount of pee in her bag and then pierces it with her teeth, letting it drizzle all over her top, soaking her through. She lets her juices pour into her mouth and tastes herself and once the plastic bag is empty, this soaking wet babe takes off her top and squeezes even more of her piss over her naked body. Andis gets hold of a little pink vibrator and slides it into her tight ass while fingering her pussy. While enjoying her sex toy play she fires another stream of piss down onto the floor, this time aiming up high! Laying on her back, this sexy babe gapes her pussy wide apart using a metal speculum and as we zoom in close she fingers herself before another stream of piss leaves her uretha, up close and personal! All of this piss play has made Andis even more horny so she toys her pussy with a red dildo and stands up to bring herself to orgasm. While filling her pussy she sprays a messy and powerful stream of piss on the floor and catches it in a glass bowl which is already beneath her. Finally, Andis pours her golden pee into her mouth and gives herself a proper taste of piss drinking to finish her amazing scene!
Amanda In The Mirror
Girl: Amanda E.
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Sexy dark haired babe Amanda Estela features in todays scene on Wet and Pissy and although it's her first time she certainly knows how to tease. Dressed in a short pink and light grey outfit, Amanda moves over to the leather chair and bends over, slapping her ass and showing off her white panties. She sits down on the chair with her legs spread and a mirror down on the floor and Amanda gives us a brief cheeky glimpse of her pussy which she touches while looking at her reflection. She covers her pussy back up and suddenly sprays a stream of piss down onto the mirror, wetting her panties through the crotch. She touches her wet panties and then tastes her juices, continuing her long pee stream which trickles down her leg. Amanda plays with her piss puddle on the mirror and laps it up with her tongue, tasting more of her golden pee then takes off her skirt and panties before sitting down on the mirror, fingering herself while we zoom in on both her delicious looking pussy and her reflection. She sprays another stream of piss in an arc up over the mirror and this babe can seriously pee! She catches her juices and flicks them up over her top and then takes it off to mop up her piss. This gorgeous raven haired hottie squeezes her top over her face, giving herself a pee shower and then fills a glass bowl with even more of her juices, pouring the contents over herself. Naked Amanda is seriously horny now she is soaking wet and gets a flesh like dildo to use on her tight pussy. She fucks herself with her sex toy and makes herself orgasm before firing one final piss stream down onto the floor with some force to finish off her debut pissing porn scene with us!
In The Mirror
Girl: Lita P.
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Sometimes there is beauty in simplicity, and Lita's get up, a pair of short-fitting jean shorts with a simple red top and heels, is an effective heart-stopper. Slipping out of her outfit and down to her red thong, it's clear that Lita isn't just mounted on a great pair of legs. She takes a seat and is ready to pee for the first time. The piss filters through her panties and she's left sitting in a puddle formed beneath her cushy seat. Lita approaches the mirror in front of her and squats in front of it, facing her twin self. Seeing herself pissing in front of the mirror elicits a mini 'gasm of pleasure as her pee runs off the mirror and the corner of the wall. She dabbles with a chrome toy and then rises to her feet, flexing her right leg and swinging her ass side to side as she rains upon the floor. Lita devotes some of her time to a bit of diving and squirming on the shiny wet floor and then pees on her shiny toy. A few well placed smiles conclude her presentation.