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Some Things Get Better with Age

For some odd reason many people are into shit that was created way before they were born. You know what I am talking about, damn antiques, old timer cars, and other stuff like that. This goes on for a lot more than you think it does, especially with someone always trying to bring back something that was cool ages ago. Some things are cool enough to bring back, while others aren’t. The coolest thing we have today that I can think of is porn.

When I put it that way, it should come as no surprise to you that there are some people out there who like watching old ass porn. I am not talking about last year’s videos, I am talking about porn from a few decades ago and shit like that. Let’s make one thing clear, the things we have today are probably better than things they had in the mid-70s and all that, but it seems that things from back then had more soul. So, it makes sense that people are nostalgic about them and whatnot.

You should know that porn came out a long time ago, I am talking about 50,60 to damn near 100 years before some of you were born. Some of the first pornstars are probably dead, have Alzheimer’s by now, or are with one foot in the grave already. Yeah, that’s how old porn is. I mean, prostitution is the oldest type of work. People didn’t always have much to offer, but what they could always sell to others are their own bodies.

For all of you dudes that are into old shit and consequently old porn, I have decided to take a trip down the memory lane and find the place where you can watch the best old porn the internet has to offer. Luckily, one of those places is quite easy to find as XVideos has a pretty good gallery of vintage porn you can check out. I had goosebumps watching some of the porn I started watching back when I was just a horny kid.

Old Porn Adds Up Over Time

Seems like some dudes out there think that they are porn historians, because you can find some pretty damn old porn videos on the internet. You might believe that there are not many vintage porn videos available on the internet, but boy were you wrong. I mean people definitely prefer the newer videos, right? Well maybe some do, but once checking XVideos’ gallery it became obvious that not everyone does.

There are so many vintage porn videos on the website that it feels like they hired a horny grandpa from a retirement home to share his own personal gallery with them. I will tell you right now that the number of videos they have on their page seems like they hired every damn horny old geezer to do just that. What if I told you that they have almost 21,000 vintage porn videos here? The exact number at the time of writing is 20,830.

I had to check that number two or three times, but it was written on the site itself clearly as day, so I guess it has to be right. These people seem to care about old porn more than you thought. When you think about it, we are nothing without our history, so I respect it all. It seems that the history of porn is pretty rich, rich with freakiness and kinks that we all love and adore. If you don’t believe me, reread the number of videos they have in their gallery.

Another thing, one which I completely forgot about, is how long old porn videos are. Today we are used to seeing some short versions of 10 to 15 minutes, but back then these bastards used to shoot for way longer than that. You will notice that a lot of the vintage porn videos on here have “full movie” written in the damn title. A video called the Anthology of Pleasure lasts for 104 minutes and 35 seconds, or almost an hour and 45 minutes.

Lights, Camera, Action

The vintage porn seems to be more like a damn Hollywood movie. Well, maybe they didn’t have as great of a recording equipment and everything that comes with it, but they did seem to put a lot more effort into porn than they do today. Acting in porn today is borderline laughable, these sluts know nothing except how to enjoy a cock. I honestly love them for it, but when they try to play a role of a stranded girl or something like that, you can tell why they are not in Hollywood.

These old sluts in the porn of their time seem to be completely different. Listen, you will not mistake any of them for Meryl Streep or anything like that, but they put a lot of effort into their acting. This is maybe because the damn porn videos are not videos at all, but more like a movie. You read above how long that one film was, and I am here to tell you that it is far from being the only one. There are a lot of them like that in the vintage category on XVideos.

They are really getting into it. I mean I opened something called “Among the Greatest Porn Films Ever Made 4” and it started with a woman explaining how she became a pornstar. She was telling us all of this as she was riding some poor fella with weird mustaches. She looked hella convinced that her sexual skills are top 2, but not number 2, and to be honest, if you take a look at the damn movie, you might agree. She seems amazing for that day and age.

She then started telling a story about her own mother and her step father, about how she caught them in bed. Apparently, she was very young and impressionable and it left an everlasting effect on her. The thing is she caught them along with her step brother, obviously they didn’t interfere but instead decided to work on their own sexual desires. The porn of today can’t possibly compete with this type of plot, no matter what you want to say about it.

Choose Your Era Freely

There are videos from seemingly every decade since porn became a thing. There are bitches from the 1960s, 70s, 50s, fuck, there are even some black and white films. I guarantee that some of those porn actors are already dead, or they are living well into their 100s, in which case kudos to them. If you thought people only started being kinky in the last several years, boy do I have a surprise for you.

If you look past the hairstyles, you will notice that some of these vintage sluts are ridiculously sexy. Fat asses and big titties were a thing back then too. The only thing is that more of them were natural than what is the case today. There is even content from the 1920s and earlier and I am pretty damn sure that they didn’t know what plastic surgery was back then. There aren’t too many films that old, but regardless, that is impressive.

The thing is when you do find some videos of sluts with fake tits, you can easily tell that they have had some work done on them. Hey, it is still rather high-quality porn regardless of it. I mean the things they do are amazing, but the video quality is obviously not on par with what we have today. Technology has advanced so much, but the people back in the day were just as freaky and horny as we are today, if not more.

Not Much to Complain About

I love free porn, there is no way around it, so I tend not to complain much about websites that allow me to watch free content. XVideos is one of those websites and I enjoy what they have to offer very much. However, the ads that they have can be quite fucking annoying, and this is not because they are everywhere, but because they are so damn subtle. I was browsing through some videos and clicked on one. Well, you guessed it, it was an ad hidden among the porn.

It did ruin my mood a bit, but I got back on track quite fast. The other thing is that you need to create an account to download the content. I mean I rarely do this because the internet is available everywhere. Fuck, every fool has its own hotspot nowadays. However, it would be a lot easier if you can just open a vintage porn film, enjoy yourself, and after you realize how good it is download it without much hassle.