Retro porn is the best I reckon. Better than the mass-produced soul-less shit nowadays. It still has its faults of course. Overcooked acting and you'd think that France, Germany and Italy only had three actors as they turn up in almost every vintage movie. Christophe Clark, literally sick of seeing that prick, Harry Morgan the big-nosed twat and that other cunt Yves Baillot. At least there was less depilation too. We have pubic hair for a reason.