Well, Cloud, this isn't the day you're most proud of. You've disguised yourself as a lovely courtesan as part of a tried-and-true honey trap scheme to get rid of Don Corneo. Tifa is standing at your side, and she looks stunning in her small purple outfit. Get rid of the evil men first, before anything else. Next, toast your success with Tifa. Those enormous natural tits won't screw themselves.