I go into the sauna naked to wait for a girl to come in and the girl at the reception catches me, I surprise her as she catches me jerking off in the sauna and she helps me finish cumming so I can leave
Alas, my days of shooting myself in the eye with cum has long gone.
In fact, if I'm honest I've never been able to shoot a load like that and still can't. A Vasectomy (male sterilisation) at 21 years of age i.e forty years a go, put pay to BIG cum loads