an Skeuomorph :LOL yes. But let me assure you, the girl is a must have equipment in this setup! Her job is to let him drain his balls into her so he can stay relaxed and focused. It also doubles as regular workout to mitigate sedentary lifestyle. Gotta relieve stress, increase productivity, and prevent burnout. Every work from home IT guy needs a fuckslut available at all times as mandated equipment. If the girl is in IT too, then it's perfect! After sex, she'll sit on his lap and they'll do some pair programming.