Rant about spanking videos

dont get me wrong, i love a good spanking (as my pics have clearly shown) but am i the only person (guys opinions included) who hates the whole fictitious plot that seem to follow spanking and especially videos? most of the vids of good spanking sessions have to have a 5 minute story about how this girl has misbehaved somehow and didnt do her homework (like we cant tell she's 30) and then there is another 5 minutes of some jerk talking about how he has to punish her so she learns a lesson and bla bla bla, then the spanking is always interrupted to make more speeches about lifestyle choices and whatnot.

i cant be the only person here who just rolls her eyes and thinks "oh for the love of fuck you arrogant lard, just shut your blowhole and man the paddle already." i mean is it just me? am i the only one who just wants to see attractive women who like spanking getting their ass spanked? does there have to be an 8 minute intro for a 15 minute video explaining why she needs to be spanked? and its so fake, its not even believable and it usually revolves around some weird father-daughter thing. this isnt psych-fetish 101, its not a documentary on daddy issues, its freaking porn. just start with a fresh ass and then start spanking it...keep doing that till she's done and roll credit reel. "why is she being spanked?" asked nobody ever. "because she as a massochist who likes her ass reddened up. why ruin good BDSM with cartoon dialogue and some creepy daddy plot? does she like her ass welted? yea, then thats the plot, proceed to service submissive.

i mean, ive never asked for a story before a spanking, the story has always been: i like pain, we have time alone, maybe bruise my ass a little. i dont need a lecture on role playing.