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France dropped out of high school at 15 to become a "massage therapist" and boy handy for a Miami-based all-transgender dance revue and held sway with local bookies, for which he also ran numbers out of gay bars. Semi-illiterate and unable to balance a check book, he soon found himself afoul of South Florida thespians he is said to have been paid handsomely "to service." Found frothing at the mouth, bleeding from the rectum, and semi-delirious outside a South Houston bar in November 1988, he was taken under the wing of a local clergyman who sought to "bring the boy up in the cloth", but instead savagely raped France repeatedly over a four year span in which the now drug-addicted J.C. waited tables at an Italian eatery and played poker for cheap crack cigarettes with "vatos" from the barrio. |
France dropped out of high school at 15 to become a "massage therapist" and boy handy for a Miami-based all-transgender dance revue and held sway with local bookies, for which he also ran numbers out of gay bars. Semi-illiterate and unable to balance a check book, he soon found himself afoul of South Florida thespians he is said to have been paid handsomely "to service." Found frothing at the mouth, bleeding from the rectum, and semi-delirious outside a South Houston bar in November 1988, he was taken under the wing of a local clergyman who sought to "bring the boy up in the cloth", but instead savagely raped France repeatedly over a four year span in which the now drug-addicted J.C. waited tables at an Italian eatery and played poker for cheap crack cigarettes with "vatos" from the barrio. |
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"Not terribly well-endowed", according to J.C.'s ex-boyfriend, former Indy Racing League star Racin Gardner, France fell into a deep depression and attempted suicide off the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco in 1992. France's satin undies caught the edge |
"Not terribly well-endowed", according to J.C.'s ex-boyfriend, former Indy Racing League star Racin Gardner, France fell into a deep depression and attempted suicide off the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco in 1992. France's satin undies caught the edge of the railing as he lept, however, and after dangling for nearly three hours cold, shivering, and covered in his own waste, emergency responders were able to free him and, after a period of mental evaluation, he was released to his South Vietnamese lover Dong Cho Chot, who got France a job as a mind-reader/fortune teller in a Pacific Northwest Traveling Carnival show where France "learned the ropes the hard way" according to his handlers speaking on condition of anonymity, and wound up serving a four-year suspended sentence in an Idaho prison for pimping and pandering. Upon his release, after a short spell in Las Vegas as a valet and WalMart Greeter, France returned to Daytona Beach, Florida and began work as second-shift "fry guy" and a local Hardee's franchise until he found work driving the little wannabee race cars he tries so very hard to look like he knows what he is doing today. |
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Revision as of 05:38, 8 November 2009
Jamie C. (J. C.) France[1] (born November 1, 1965 in Lakeland, Florida) is an American auto racing driver competing in the Grand-Am Rolex Sports Car Series. He is currently co-driver of the #59 Brumos Porsche-Riley Daytona Prototype with João Barbosa[1]. He is son of Jim France, nephew of Bill France, Jr. and grandson of NASCARs founder Bill France. He was involved in a fistfight with rival Chris Bingham after the two collided at the 2006 race at the Autodromo Hermanos Rodriguez in Mexico City[2].
He was arrested in October 2009 in Daytona and charged with DUI and possession of crack cocaine.[3]
France dropped out of high school at 15 to become a "massage therapist" and boy handy for a Miami-based all-transgender dance revue and held sway with local bookies, for which he also ran numbers out of gay bars. Semi-illiterate and unable to balance a check book, he soon found himself afoul of South Florida thespians he is said to have been paid handsomely "to service." Found frothing at the mouth, bleeding from the rectum, and semi-delirious outside a South Houston bar in November 1988, he was taken under the wing of a local clergyman who sought to "bring the boy up in the cloth", but instead savagely raped France repeatedly over a four year span in which the now drug-addicted J.C. waited tables at an Italian eatery and played poker for cheap crack cigarettes with "vatos" from the barrio.
"Not terribly well-endowed", according to J.C.'s ex-boyfriend, former Indy Racing League star Racin Gardner, France fell into a deep depression and attempted suicide off the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco in 1992. France's satin undies caught the edge of the railing as he lept, however, and after dangling for nearly three hours cold, shivering, and covered in his own waste, emergency responders were able to free him and, after a period of mental evaluation, he was released to his South Vietnamese lover Dong Cho Chot, who got France a job as a mind-reader/fortune teller in a Pacific Northwest Traveling Carnival show where France "learned the ropes the hard way" according to his handlers speaking on condition of anonymity, and wound up serving a four-year suspended sentence in an Idaho prison for pimping and pandering. Upon his release, after a short spell in Las Vegas as a valet and WalMart Greeter, France returned to Daytona Beach, Florida and began work as second-shift "fry guy" and a local Hardee's franchise until he found work driving the little wannabee race cars he tries so very hard to look like he knows what he is doing today.
References
- ^ a b "J.C. France". 2009-10-09.
- ^ "Mugshot Hall of Fame". 2009-10-09.
- ^ "J.C. France, Racer And Member Of ..." 2009-10-09.
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