Girl Drops Deuce, Forgets To Wipe

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Her ability to wipe her ass is on par with Tom Sizemore's ability to not beat women. Fortunately at least 1 person in this vid has some considerable talent, and that's the dude that miraculously didn't peel over & die after getting a whiff of her shit-box!

Uploaded 06/19/12 LULZ

Energy Drinks and Alien Sex

A caffeine addicted, amateur paranormal scientist returns home after an experiment to make contact with beings outside of earth has presumably failed.

1,522,575 views 02/21/20 Pure Taboo LULZ

Desperate Times, Desperate Measures

"We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give." - Winston Churchill

777,122 views 01/27/22 LULZ

We're all too familiar with premature ejaculators, but what about latent ejaculation? Watch as Sum Dum Ho starts cumming an entire minute after intercourse is completed without even being touched. WTF?

2,935,757 views 08/12/16 JAVHD Ridiculous Orgasms

CAMTASTROPHES #10

It's all giggles until you hit 5:15. My advice? Be less worried about token counts and more concerned with whatever off-road vehicle ran that thing over and fled the scene. The fuck is going on down there? And more importantly, how many Tremors movies are we up to now?

1,845,555 views 10/26/23 CAMTASTROPHES

Incest is Everywhere

Here it is: Martin Scorsese of Japanese what are you doing step-bro? porn. My thoughts? Guillermo del Toro and his production company have some catching up to do. I don't know wtf I just watched but personally, I think he should find a way to cast the Olsen twins in the sequel and let the tapioca fly.

2,597,296 views 03/10/21 JAVHD Asians

Goober Tries Not To Cum

It's only 10 minutes into the all night sex party and this douche is about to bust his nut after a 30 second blowjob. Not wanting to end the night early, he awkwardly death grips his penis attempting to cease climax.

3,446,841 views 08/30/15 DrunkSexOrgy Premature

Daddy's Little Psychopath

Ya know for a girl that's spent this much time in tattoo parlors, you'd think a forehead big enough for UBER to charge $17 to go from nose to scalp would get a little bit more attention. Then again, something tells me rational thinking isn't one of the tenants of someone who writes "when I fuck i dont give a fuck" 6 inches away from their shitter.

1,695,671 views 08/19/21 Gonzo.com Crazy

TELL ME ITS GOOD DEMON PUSSIE!

A kind hearted real estate agent gets possessed by an evil dick demon and needs help excising it out with dick... LOL WTF?!

3,005,927 views 07/14/16 Property Sex LULZ

The Creepiest Motherfucker in Porn

If there's a book out there on what NOT to do during intercourse, I'd say this dude just paved the way for a fucking trilogy. Nevermind his Rosie O'Donnell-like figure, or his unsettling fetish for floppy disks. The real prize is at the 2.48 mark. Ladies and gentleman, this motherfucker just single-handedly brought back Planking.

4,849,314 views 05/15/13 White Ghetto LULZ

NURSE ACTUALLY DOES IT

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"Say The N-Word Or Suck My Dick"

The "South Floridian's Guide To Dating Your Cousin" or Kylie Island dropping that new fetish DLC? You're probably waiting out the future aftermath videos from her now. The kind that can also be achieved by renting a John Deer tractor and filling her with Oxycontin. But where's the chivalry in that?

1,053,851 views 04/15/24 Kylie Island LULZ

Painful Moments in Anal Sex

It's that time again. The blurring of that line between majoring at a community college and female independence as illustrated by a sex act that's lead to more adult diapers than In n' Out's Animal Style. Never before has adult entertainment made me proud of the reward points I earned shopping exclusively at Walgreens.

1,789,484 views 10/28/21 Anal