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Killa Raketa
Girl: Killa R.
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There is always room for a new face on Wet and Pissy and today we debut stunning Indonesian babe Killa Raketa. Killa is on the bed and teases in a sheer peach blouse while rubbing her hands over her panties and hot toned body. She bends over and gives us a glimpse of her ass before laying on the bed and taking her panties off completely. She starts to rub her pussy and fires a stream of her golden piss over herself and the bedsheets, soaking them with her juices. Her pee stream is seriously powerful and keeps on coming! This stunning newcomer takes off her soaking wet top and uses a pink watering can to catch another stream of her nectar. She splashes herself with it and dips her long dark hair into it, letting her pee drip over her body and onto her tongue. Killa pours the rest of the contents over her head and decides to pleasure her piss soaked pussy with a pink beaded sex toy! She gets a little more comfy on the bed and toys herself with a vibrator soon after which she uses to make herself orgasm after getting so turned on during her wet porn play! You don't want to miss this sexy girl peeing!
Oprah
Girl: Oprah
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It is with great pleasure that we welcome back Oprah for another round of pissing pleasure. She's back as uninhibited as ever, flaunting her sexy eye contact with a benevolent smile. She's fairly modest at first, taking her time to pee with her jeans on. As she tosses them on the floor she happily pisses on them. Oprah opens up to more intense pissing, peeing into a large bowl and dumping it over her head. She later dips her feet into the same bowl before proceeding to piss on them. As Oprah gets wetter she also enjoys some anal fingering, sucking the piss off of her fingers, flexing her feet to suck on her toes, and shooting some into the air with her mouth. There is no shortage of pissing from Oprah, and she has some particularly excellent moments towards the final third of the video with some nice close ups of the action.
Wetting The Bed
Girl: Louise L.
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Our latest Wet and Pissy scene features British blonde Louise Lee who is waking up from a nap in her bed. This curvy tattooed babe had some pretty hot dreams and is feeling horny so she pulls down her tank top and rubs her pussy through her panties. She starts wetting her panties right there on the bedsheets and then touches the damp patch before licking her fingers clean. After taking off her panties, Louise sucks on them and starts fingering her pierced pussy. Holding onto her juicy cherry lips, Louise Lee catches her pee stream into a glass vase and then pours her warm piss into her mouth, spitting it back out again over her big tits. The rest of her piss ends up all over her tank top which she squeezes over herself. Next, this rampant blonde uses a rainbow dildo to suck and rub against her labia. She sits on the headboard and slides it into her wet pussy, fucking herself senseless! Peeing all over her bedsheets, Louise sucks her bedsheets and then kneels up to continue her dildo play. She lays down and rubs her pussy while firing a final stream of piss everywhere in this pissing porno!
Wet Baloons
Girl: Cynthia
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Cynthia returns in an extra golden presentation. Her ample bosom is literally bursting out of her bra, waiting to be unleashed before your eyes. Once they are out in the open, she works them together between her hands, mashing them against each other. She makes sure that they get a lot of attention, bathing them with her pee in several ways. It leads up to dipping them into her puddle on the chair. Her attention shifts to her feet as she plunges them into a bowl ready to be doused from above. Her pee is noticeably more yellow as she pulls her feet out to pour it onto herself. Soon after - she positions the bowl below her with her back towards the camera and from a squatted position - she's ready to piss the ultimate golden concoction!
Piss Soaked Toy Play
Girl: Rachel E.
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Wet and Pissy proudly presents another instance of top tier pissing from Rachel Evans. This little minx has been featured in many pissing videos, and her qualifications show in her latest episode. Rachel keeps it simple with a pink top and blue shorts with matching pink. She lays back on the couch, peeing while still wearing her shorts. After moving around in her wet shorts for a bit, Rachel slides out of them, ready for her second round of peeing. We've seen pissing porn stars squirt out some elegant streams and this isn't an example of that. Rachel's stream is erratic in form, and this is a great thing. Still, Rachel is able to stop and go as she pleases, filling her hand up and licking it up while still peeing. There's plenty of clothe soaking and hair drenching with Rachel on board. Rachel moves from playing with a large dildo to a personal favorite of hers. There's some piss squiring here and then Rachel pees one last time for us, spreading her legs open as she leans back on the sofa. Spreading her pussy with her hands makes her stream cleaner and more accurate as she aims for a large vase on the floor.
Susan Ayn
Girl: Susan A.
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It has been a couple of years since we last saw Sexy brunette Susan Ayn and we are so glad she has come back to us. The year shave been kind and this beautiful babe looks sexy as ever! Dressed in a fishnet top and hotpants, she teases on a glass chair before sitting on it and lifting her legs before peeing her shorts! This naughty babe touches her crotch and licks her fingers then strips so that she can stretch her pussy with a metal speculum. Bending over, she releases another stream of piss onto the chair and tastes her juices before pouring the rest over her body. She gets hold of a stick-on flesh dildo and after sticking it to the chair, pisses all over it before inserting it into her eager hole! Finally this pee play babe catches more of her golden juices into a bowl, drinks it and pours it down her slender body to finish this watersports scene!
Merry Christmas
Girl: Antonia
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It's nearly Christmas and who better to bring back to Wet and Pissy for this special event than Antonia Sainz! Stunning Antonia is dressed in red lingerie and high heels and looks the perfect gift to stuff under your Christmas tree! She writhes around then suddenly pulls down her red panties and starts pussy pissing right through them! We zoom in on her trimmed pussy as she lets her juices flow and Antonia heads into the lounge to continue to tease. She pulls off her panties and licks them before making herself comfortable on the rug. She takes off her heels and squeezes her tits together, giving her nipples some attention then leans back to play with her pussy and finger herself. Antonia opens a gift left for her on the rug and sees that it's a cute plaid minidress. Placing it on the floor, this naughty babe pees all over it then squeezes her piss into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking. She puts on the wet garment and continues to finger herself, grabbing another item of clothing from her gift. She pees all over this too and gets dressed in the soaking wet bodysuit before pulling the crotch to one side to fuck her pussy with a beaded dildo! Antonia gets hold of a glass vase and pees into it, pouring her juicy goods all down herself to drench her body even more! Moving onto a glass dildo, this horny brunette gets herself off and finishes this pissing porno by filling a glass goblet with one final stream of pee!
Dripping Wet MILF
Girl: Cynthia V.
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Brunette MILF Cynthia Vellons makes her debut this week on Wet and Pissy and looks very inviting in a velvet basque and satin panties. She walks over to a glass table and bends over, pulling her panties up between her pussy lips. She pulls down her basque and plays with her big fake tits then pulls her panties to one side to masturbate! Her shaved pussy is delicious and Cynthia starts pissing all over the table. She dives into her puddle and laps up her juices, piss tasting and spits it back out again. This hot babe mops up her pee with her panties and squeezes her golden nectar into her mouth then drizzles it all over her naked body. Grabbing hold of a glass bottle, Cynthia briefly finger her pussy before she lets another golden stream loose, catching it in the bottle beneath her. She puts the lid back on and pour it over herself and into her mouth. Using a golden vibrator, Cynthia bends over the glass table and toys herself while we zoom in close as she enjoys her pussy play. She pauses briefly and pisses again on the table, holding her vibrator underneath her pee stream then moves down onto the floor and finishes her sex toy play, spraying a powerful stream of piss down onto the ground to finish off the most perfect hd pissing porn debut!
Paula Shy
Girl: Christy C.
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Gorgeous exotic looking babe Paula Shy first made her appearance on Wet and Pissy back in 2013 under her alternative model name, Christy Charming. She hasnt changed much in the last couple of years and starts her latest scene with us wearing tight denim jeans and a cropped top. Bending over on a glass table, this stunning babe pees her jeans and lets her juices flow down her legs. She rubs her hands on her soaking wet patch and tastes herself before she starts to pull down her denims and stretch her pussy apart. She licks her juices from her denims and gets hold of a metal speculum which she licks before placing inside her pussy. Laying back on the glass table, Paula stretches her pussy wide apart and then releases another stream of piss over the table top. She dives into her piss puddle and licks up her golden pee while covering her top too! Soon Paula is completely naked and is showing off her blowjob skills using a flesh like dildo. She then starts to ride it and teases her pussy and during her dildo play, Paula sprays more of her golden nectar over her dildo and the glass table. After Paula has enjoyed her sex toy play she stands and catches more of her pee in a fish bowl which she uses to pour into her mouth and all over her stunning naked body! We are certainly glad she has come back to Wet and Pissy for another scene!
Teen Piss Play
Girl: Gianna R.
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Gorgeous blonde teen Gianna Ray went down a treat on Wet and Puffy so we decided to bring her back for some pissing porn fun here at Wet and Pissy! While relaxing on the leather couch next to the sauna, Gianna rubs her hands over her tight teen body and pays particular attention to her nipples and crotch of her denims. Her cropped top is sheer and lets her nipples show through and this playful babe stands up and spanks her ass before lifting up her top. She kneels on the couch and suddenly starts peeing her pants as a dark stream appears on her crotch, turning her light denims slightly see-through too! Gianna scoops up some of her pee off the leather sofa and sucks her fingers while continuing to tease her perky tits, then strips out of her denims, using them to mop up more of her pee. This horny blonde sucks the fabric, tasting her juices before placing them down on the couch as she sits up and fingers her freshly shaved pussy. She releases another piss stream down over her denims and the leather couch, making quite a mess as her pee just keeps on coming! Sitting back on the couch, Gianna teases her wet pussy with a blue sex toy and after she stands, places it in a glass vase before pissing into it, soaking her little toy. She pours her piss down over herself and into her mouth, spitting it back out again and gets completely naked before sucking and fucking a novelty textured dildo! After she orgasms, Gianna pisses once more and flicks her juices with her fingers, looking seriously satisfied!
Bonny
Girl: Bonny
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Bonny is a total babe. She has a look of perfect innocence that will fool you. Her sweet smile is genuine no doubt, but the reason behind the smile might not be what you would always expect. That’s because sometimes it is to let you know that there are naughty thoughts inside her mind and that she is ready and willing to play out her fantasies. When squeezing her hard little nipples, she is Gitting horny and wet and wants to bring the dreams to life by having a meat stick pumped deep into her pussy. She uses her favorite dildo to satisfy her cunt’s urges and moans out loud when she begins to shoot an arch or warm piss out of her cunt and into the air.
Soaked Big Tits
Girl: Antonia
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Naughty Antonia Sainz is back on Wet and Pissy in our latest scene and this beauty is on the couch in tight denims and a daisy duke top. She teases to the max, pulling down her top and squeezes her big tits together then bends over to show off her curvy ass encased in the tight denim. Antonia pulls down her jeans and with her blue cotton panties still on, she starts pussy pissing through them, wetting her panties and letting her juices trickle down, soaking both her clothes and the floor. She takes off her jeans and rubs her ass over the floor then takes off her panties to squeeze her juices over her pussy and stuff her panties in her mouth! Antonia sucks and toys herself with some pink love eggs and while her toy is still deep inside her, she pees into a glass bowl, catching her juices then pulls out her toy mid-stream. She pours her golden nectar down over her top and then pulls it down while shaking her tits from side to side. Getting a jelly dildo from a drawer, Antonia fucks her pussy and pees again into the bowl and to our surprise her sex toy turns out to be a squirting dildo! Antonia squeezes it into her mouth and over her tits. She lays back and masturbates while toying herself and orgasms before finally pissing once more onto the floor while we zoom in close on her stream!
Soaking Wet Big Tits
Girl: Chloe L.
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Busty short haired babe Chloe is relaxing on her couch when she suddenly needs to piss. She wastes no time in this homemade movie and gets down off the couch and pulls her panties to one side and as the camera zooms in, Chloe starts pussy pissing down on the floor. Bending over on the floor, Chloe licks up her juices and rubs her tank top encased big tits in her pee puddle. She slips out of her top and squeezes it over herself after mopping up some more of her piss! After squeezing her top all over herself, she takes piss in mouth and then spits it all over. Chloe soon takes off her panties and once she is naked she pees again down over the floor and waves her hands in front of her pee stream to make quite a mess. She decides to enjoy some more diving and licking up her pee off the floor before she sits up on the couch and catches another stream of piss in a glass goblet. This big boobed babe pours it into her mouth and spits it down her hot, naked body then fingers herself quickly. Moving onto a purple dildo, Chloe orgasms and pees one more time to finish her pissing porn movie at home!
Foxy Amber
Girl: Amber
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There are some girls who are so wild that you feel perfectly comfortable playing out your dirtiest and most secret fantasies with them. These type of girls are pretty hard to find. When you have one like this, you know that your time with her is a rare treat. You also know to make the most of the experience and get all that you can out of the time that you spend together. If you like a girl that doesn’t mind Getting soaked with her own urine, then Foxy Amber is that type of girl. So come let her drive you crazy while she plays with her pussy until is squirts like a fountain and takes a taste of the salty drink.
Pee Soaked Sheets
Girl: Tera L.
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Sexy Tera link features in todays update on Wet and Pissy and she wastes no time in teasing while on her bed wearing a sheer blue tank top and tiny hotpants. She runs her hands all over her slender body before sliding her hand into her shorts to touch herself. After bending over and holding onto the bed frame, naughty Tera starts peeing her pants, soaking her bed sheets below. Puddles of golden pee form where she is kneeling and Tera has lots of fun rubbing these patches with her hands and sucking her juices too! She turns over and after taking off her top, pulls her soaking wet hotpants to one side so that she can masturbate. Piss play really turns Tera on and she looks inside her drawer to find a dildo to help her get off! She rubs it against her pussy before inserting it into her hole, enjoying every single thrust she makes inside herself. Using a glass bowl, Tera bends over and pees a powerful stream into it while we zoom in close on the action. She uses a pipette to suck her juices up and squirt them all over herself in a playful manner! Pouring the rest of her warm piss in mouth and over her body, pee drenched Tera continues to fuck her dildo, changing positions and masturbating at the same time. She uses a pillow to raise the lower half of her body and pisses up into the air, letting her juices fall back down all over herself and again, over her bed sheets. Just when we thought she had no more pee to give, she sits on the edge of her bed and catches another decent stream in a vase, strategically placed on the floor! This gets tipped over her face and hair, completely soaking her!
Sweet Soul Pisser
Girl: Paulina S.
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We can't seem to get enough of Paulina Soul at the moment so the next logical step was to film her for Wet and Pissy! Dressed in ripped denim jeans and a seriously short cropped top, Paulina clearly isn't wearing a bra as her perky nipples poke through the fabric. She has a body to die for and encased in tight denim, her ass looks so inviting! While teasing us she suddenly feels the urge to pee and bends over a little uncomfortable then climbs up onto the sofa with her legs spread wide. Suddenly Paulina starts peeing her pants and a big wet patch appears in the crotch of her jeans. We zoom in close and capture her pee dripping down onto the leather sofa and Paulina touches her crotch, licking her fingers clean. Clearly getting turned on, this hot babe peels herself out of her wet clothes and then holds a class vase underneath her pussy, pissing right into it. Her golden nectar fills the tube up to the top and Paulina pours it into her mouth enjoying piss drinking! She pours the rest over her top and then after taking off her pee soaked cropped top, she fills her pussy with a red dildo. While bent over in the doggystyle position she forcefully squeezes another pee stream all over the leather sofa and kneels in her puddle of piss. She dives right into it and leaves herself just enough time for one final piss which she partially catches in a cocktail glass. Drink anyone?
Taking a Tinkle
Girl: Mistica
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Mistica is in the mood for some piss play so Wet and Pissy is the perfect place for her latest pissing porn movie. In the lounge in a tight tee and denim hotpants, this raven haired babe places one foot up onto the couch before she takes off her hotpants and skin coloured panties and shows off her bare pussy. Placing a giant goblet beneath her, Mistica pees right into it and dips her panties into her juices and squeezes them all over her top. Pouring the rest of her juices over herself, this hottie strips naked and lays on her side, fingering her pussy. She holds her lips open and starts pussy pissing again, this time all over the couch and floor where her pee stream is that impressive! Mistica rubs her golden pee over her naked body and gets hold of a glass dildo which she uses while sitting up on the back of the couch. She masturbates at the same time and pauses to quickly piss again over her sex toy then fucks herself in the doggystyle position to orgasm. Finally, this naughty babe pisses again in her giant goblet and completely soaks herself!
Loreen
Girl: Loreen
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Sexy babe Loreen is back on Wet and Pissy and wearing tanned pantyhose and a sheer purple basque. She pops her tits out of the top of her basque and straight away, rips her pantyhose at the crotch so that her pussy can push through. Perching herself off the edge of the wooden desk, she shoots a stream of her golden piss onto a clear chair and then sits in her juices, soaking her pantyhose and licks her puddle of piss too. She loves playing with her juices and dips her pretty hair into the puddle before catching another stream of piss in a giant glass bowl. With this collection of golden nectar, she pours it over her head and soaks herself. This makes her feel so horny that she uses a purple textured dildo on her pussy and rubs it against her labia before inserting it into her eager hole. She also shows off how she sucks cock by sucking her toy and continues to get herself off. Finally, Loreen ends this amazing scene by gaping her pussy wide apart and showing off her XXL pussy lips!
Impressive Streams
Girl: Amanda H.
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You can't go wrong with a new face and todays hd pissing update on Wet and Pissy features a sexy babe, Amanda Hill. This gorgeous girl has dark red hair and wears a slightly sheer slip, leaving little to the imagination. She flirtily rubs her tits and climbs onto the bed where she bends over to show us that she is wearing tanned pantyhose too. Amanda sits up on the bed frame and starts to piss down onto the sheets beneath her, through her pantyhose and she rubs herself while peeing, soaking her hands with her golden juices. Feeling rather frisky, Amanda rips open her pantyhose and licks her pee soaked fingers before she decides to pull those wet nylons off completely! She tastes more of her nectar by sucking her pillowcase, but she feels like she needs to pee some more so lays down on the bed with her legs high in the air while enjoying some self pissing! Amanda takes off her slip and now naked, gets some golden ben wa balls which she sucks and inserts into her pussy. She enjoys the taste of her pussy juice mixed with pee and continues to shove those balls into her tight little pussy! As Amanda stands up, the ben wa balls are still firmly in place but she strategically pisses down into a glass, filling it easily! She dips the balls into the glass and licks them before pouring the rest of the pee on tits and into her mouth, spitting it back out but still enjoying the taste! Next, Amanda decides she needs to fill her pussy with something a bit thicker so toys her pussy with a purple vibrator while standing up with one leg perched on the bed. She continues her sex toy play while laying on the bed and masturbates at the same time, resulting in a super explosive squirting orgasm! The juices just keep flowing, soaking her bed and creating little puddles of liquid where she lays in her own juices!
Piss Loving Blonde
Girl: Cayla
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Hot blonde Cayla has only previously featured on Wet and Pissy in a lesbian scene with her girlfriend Loreen, and that was many years ago so we thought we'd get her back to see how much she has changed and if she is even filthier with her piss play. Looking a lot less innocent than before, Cayla teases in a tropical print cropped top and short grey skirt and rubs her hands all over herself. She lays back on the couch and pulls the fabric of her skirt towards her when she starts wetting her panties and soaking the fabric over her crotch. This naughty blonde takes off her skirt and licks the wet fabric then masturbates. Placing a glass bowl on the floor, Cayla gapes apart her trimmed pussy with a purple speculum and then fills the bowl beneath her. She pours the contents into her mouth and over her perfect tits then since she feels seriously horny, Cayla bends over into the doggystyle position and toys her soaking wet pussy with a dildo! She stops to pee in the bowl again and squeezes her piss into the dildo, squirting it back out all over her bare pussy. Getting closer to climax, Cayla masturbates until she orgasms and finishes this pissing porn scene by peeing once more!
Vanessa Twain
Girl: Vanessa T.
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Vanessa's choice of pink colored shorts turns out to be a very fortunate one. She paints a darker shade of pink down the middle as she pees while still wearing them. Next up, a lucky fish bowl sets up a novel possibility for Vanessa, wedging it between her body and the sofa, she drops to one knee and spreads her other leg out as far as possible. She has a surprisingly long piss, rich in golden color, enhanced within the confines of the bowl. Vanessa gets extra wet with her next piss. She finishes off laying back on the couch. Legs wide open, the sofa is a landing pad for her elevated stream. It runs off the sides as it builds up after crashing down in front of her.
Splashing Her Streams
Girl: Christy C.
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We thought it had been long enough since we saw our gorgeous member favourite, Christy Charming so we got her back in for some fun. In her latest pissing porn scene, Christy is relaxing on a chaise longue in high heels, sequin miniskirt and floral top when she starts rubbing her hands over herself. Christy stands up and lifts her skirt to show off her panties then gives her nipples some attention before she strips from her top. Bending over on the chaise longue, Christy grabs her ass and suddenly starts wetting her panties and her golden juices flow down onto the fabric beneath her. This hot babe sucks her fingers then takes off her panties to suck them too! She gets naked and finds a little aqua sex toy. Christy lays down and toys her trimmed pussy with it and sucks it clean before rubbing it against her labia. Taking a little break from her toy play, this hottie pisses again and flicks her pee stream with her fingers to splash it all over her naked body. She masturbates and then stands up to enjoy an even bigger sex toy. She slides her dildo into her pussy and pulls it out to catch another pee stream in a giant glass goblet. Christy pours it into her mouth and spits it back out again then dips her hair in it, before pouring the rest over herself and into her mouth. Of course she needs to orgasm so she finishes her dildo play and right at the end masturbates until she enjoys an explosive squirting orgasm! She is without a doubt one of our hottest pissing pornstars!
Streams Keep Coming
Girl: Lynna N.
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It's time for another new face here on Wet and Pissy in blonde bombshell Lynna Nilson. Dressed in a tiny miniskirt and cropped tie top, this slender babe climbs on top of the dining table and grabs her ass while bent high in the air and this naughty girl isn't wearing any panties! Her XXL pussy lips hang down and she starts pussy pissing down onto the table beneath her. Lynna's pee stream just keeps on coming and she lays down on her pee puddle and once she gets wet, she takes off her skirt and licks the wet fabric. Lynna bends back over and rubs her pussy then turns over and leans back and fingers herself. She feels desperate to pee again and sprays another stream down onto the table. Getting naked, Lynna squeezes her soaking wet top down over her perfect tits then gets to work on her wet pussy with a glass vase which she rubs against her taco pussy lips! She then fucks her pussy with the glass vessel and fills it with even more of her piss. She pours it down over her body and into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking! After she orgasms, she pees one last time over the table, which has really got a good soaking in this hot blonde's debut pissing scene!
Pulsating Streams
Girl: Ali B.
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Brunette babe Ali Bordeaux is dressed in fishnet pantyhose and a tank top while teasing in the dining room. She has her trimmed pussy on show while she touches herself and really shows off her tattooed body! Ali is feeling seriously horny so she lifts up her tank top and plays with her small, but perfect tits! She takes off her top completely and lifts one leg up onto the glass table before spraying a stream of her golden piss down onto her top. Her juices drench her top and Ali squeezes it into her mouth and down over her body. After bending over and teasing her pussy with her fingers some more, Ali gets a glass goblet and kneels up on the table before she starts pussy pissing into it. There's no way she is going to fill it to the top, but Ali really tries her hardest to empty herself. She gets a pipette and squeezes some of her piss into the tube, inserts it into her pussy and gives herself a pussy wash, firing her golden piss up into her hole! She keeps squeezing her pee over her trimmed pussy and then licks up her juices from the tabletop to give herself a taste of piss drinking. Her hair gets drenched too as Ali rubs it in her pissy puddle and this horny babe lays on her side in her wet mess while fingering her pussy and sucking her fingers clean! She lays back with her legs in the air and rips her pantyhose apart, firing pulsating streams of piss down onto the table and over the edge while we zoom in close on her pissing pussy. She fills her pussy with a glass dildo and changes positions into the doggystyle position before she speeds things up and makes herself cum, finishing by enjoying a standing pee all over the floor!