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Blonde Nicol
Girl: Nicole V.
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Gorgeous Nicol makes quite an appearance on Wet and Pissy today as she poses in tiny denim hotpants, tank top and high heels. Her new blonde hair really suits her! Bending over a glass table, her ass is barely covered then a wet patch suddenly appears in Nicol's crotch. She pees through her hotpants and then places her hands over her hotpants and tastes her juices. She then dives into her puddle on the table, licking up more of her golden nectar. After pulling off her hotpants, Nicol licks the crotch then sits on a chair and catches another stream of her piss in a glass vase. She pours the contents over her tank top, turning it see-through and we get to see her gorgeous breasts and nipples through the sheer fabric. She then drinks the rest of her pee . Nicol strips completely naked and pumps her juicy pussy. She fills the tube with even more of her piss and after licking more of her nectar off the table, she shows us how she sucks cock using a flesh like dildo. She fucks her pussy with her new toy and suddenly feels the urge to pee once more! To finish this sexy piss play scene, Nicol pours her pee over her naked body, making sure she was soaking wet!
Pissing In Fishnet
Girl: Alyssa
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Gorgeous brunette Alyssa Reece hasn't featured on Wet and Pissy for over 4 years so we thought it was about time we got her sexy ass back on set! She features in this follow up scene in a red fishnet bodystocking which also happens to be crotchless! Alyssa bends over the leather couch and spanks her ass playfully before turning around and bearing her trimmed pussy! She touches her puffy lips and sucks her fingers, moving onto her nipples which she pinches. Alyssa is feeling seriously horny and moves over to a glass side table. She stands, slightly squatting and sprays a stream of her golden piss over the table, covering it completely with her juices which drip off the edge! Placing her fingers in her mouth, Alyssa tastes her juices then rubs her long brown hair into her pee puddle. She laps up some of her piss from the tabletop and squeezes her wet hair down over her hot body. This stunning brunette lays on the sofa with her legs up in the air and starts to masturbate and finger her pussy. She rubs her clit and fires another stream of piss up into the air towards the camera with perfect aim. She keeps pussy pissing all over herself while we zoom in close on her peeing action. She bends over into the doggystyle position and gapes her wet pussy apart with a purple speculum while holding a glass vase beneath her. Filling the vase with even more piss, we are surprised she has any left to give, but she nearly fills it to the top with golden nectar. Alyssa pours the contents over her head and gives herself a golden shower, moving down to her small tits. After she finishes playing with her speculum she uses a big flesh like dildo to stroke and fuck, sliding it between her pee soaked pussy lips! This babe gives herself a shuddering orgasm but has just enough time to shoot one final pee stream down onto the floor in this horny wet porn scene.
Fingers and Fishnet
Girl: Nicolette N.
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Brunette babe Nicolette Noir returns to Wet and Pissy in todays update and gives us everything on full view right from the start as she teases in a red crotchless bodystocking. Nicolette was planning on putting a proper striptease together but suddenly she becomes very desperate to pee! She leans against a wall and squatting to pee, lets her juices flow down onto the glossy tiles. We zoom in on her pussy pissing and this hottie looks really relieved as she pees! Nicolette rubs her ass in her juicy puddle and scoops up her piss as she licks her hands and rubs her soaking wet pussy. She stands up and fingers her pussy before holding a glass beneath her to catch another stream in. Nicolette takes a sip of her nectar and spits it all over her big tits then pours the rest down over herself. This naughty babe leans back on a foot stool and toys her pussy with the glass stem. She enjoys pissing again in the glass and gives herself a golden shower, pouring the contents all over her long hair. Drenched in piss from head to toe, Nicolette decides to pleasure her pussy and fingers herself some more. She easily orgasms with her hands and we get to watch this sexy girl peeing one more time before she dives in her puddle!
Dripping Wet MILF
Girl: Cynthia V.
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Brunette MILF Cynthia Vellons makes her debut this week on Wet and Pissy and looks very inviting in a velvet basque and satin panties. She walks over to a glass table and bends over, pulling her panties up between her pussy lips. She pulls down her basque and plays with her big fake tits then pulls her panties to one side to masturbate! Her shaved pussy is delicious and Cynthia starts pissing all over the table. She dives into her puddle and laps up her juices, piss tasting and spits it back out again. This hot babe mops up her pee with her panties and squeezes her golden nectar into her mouth then drizzles it all over her naked body. Grabbing hold of a glass bottle, Cynthia briefly finger her pussy before she lets another golden stream loose, catching it in the bottle beneath her. She puts the lid back on and pour it over herself and into her mouth. Using a golden vibrator, Cynthia bends over the glass table and toys herself while we zoom in close as she enjoys her pussy play. She pauses briefly and pisses again on the table, holding her vibrator underneath her pee stream then moves down onto the floor and finishes her sex toy play, spraying a powerful stream of piss down onto the ground to finish off the most perfect hd pissing porn debut!
Splashing Streams
Girl: Leidy D.
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Leidy De Leon has joined us in the lounge and leaves little to the imagination in a red babydoll. Immediately she pulls down the top to reveal her big tits and rubs her hands all over them before showing off her red panties. She pulls them slightly down and facing away from the camera, Leidy bends over the sideboard. Suddenly she starts pussy pissing down, wetting her panties and the floor while holding her hand beneath her streams. Of course we zoom in on all the action! This blonde MILF takes off her panties and mops up her juices from the floor, squeezing them back into her mouth and over herself. She sucks on them too and can't get enough of her golden pee! Leidy kneels up and fingers her pussy then squats while pissing again on the tiles. Her piss puddle makes the floor nice and shiny and this hottie splashing around in her wet mess! She decides to enjoy a glass dildo and bends over the chaise longue while slipping it into her pussy, pausing to get hold of a crystal vase which she places beneath her. Leidy starts pissing into the vase and playfully pours her juices into her mouth and all down her front! She continues to pleasure herself with the glass dildo and while leaning back on the chaise, Leidy shoots a final stream of piss up into the air and all over herself to end with a messy pissing porn finale!
Golden Curves
Girl: Daisy L.
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Piss fans rejoice, for Daisy Lee is a world class pisser. Wetting her shorts is a sweet affair and Daisy is only just warming up... Once she exposes her lower half after pulling off her shorts, Daisy Lee demonstrates her incredible pissing capacity. Quite appropriately, she leans back on the sofa with her legs wide open ,prying herself open with a speculum. Once she gets her stream going she keeps it going for an impressive amount of time. There are some nice close ups with a clear view of her suberb tools. She takes to the floor afterwards, sweeping her hands over her freshly pissed floor. Now on the table, she gets on her knees and bends forward, drenching her white top with another lengthy pee. After some time with a blue toy, Daisy is ready to pee for us one more time. With one leg on the sofa and the other on the floor, she stands over a glass filling it and letting it overflow, focusing on getting rid of every last ounce of piss left in her body.
Kitty Jane Shots
Girl: Kitty J.
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We call this video Kitty Jane shots for a very specific reason. When you start watching, you will be treated to a private striptease featuring Kitty. She is prepared to put on an erotic pissing show for you and wants to make sure you are in a sexually charged mood when she starts to pee. Her tits are perfect and you can still see her sun kissed tan lines as she exposes them. Her dark nipples stand at attention and her ass makes you want to bury your face in it. But the real show starts when Kitty fills a series of shot glasses with the droplets of her urine. They are lines up on a mirror and by pulling her pussy this way and that, Kitty streams her golden nectar into each and every one. You can see her pushing as she attempts to stream further out for your viewing pleasure. Mouth watering scene.
Piss Soaked Toy Play
Girl: Rachel E.
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Wet and Pissy proudly presents another instance of top tier pissing from Rachel Evans. This little minx has been featured in many pissing videos, and her qualifications show in her latest episode. Rachel keeps it simple with a pink top and blue shorts with matching pink. She lays back on the couch, peeing while still wearing her shorts. After moving around in her wet shorts for a bit, Rachel slides out of them, ready for her second round of peeing. We've seen pissing porn stars squirt out some elegant streams and this isn't an example of that. Rachel's stream is erratic in form, and this is a great thing. Still, Rachel is able to stop and go as she pleases, filling her hand up and licking it up while still peeing. There's plenty of clothe soaking and hair drenching with Rachel on board. Rachel moves from playing with a large dildo to a personal favorite of hers. There's some piss squiring here and then Rachel pees one last time for us, spreading her legs open as she leans back on the sofa. Spreading her pussy with her hands makes her stream cleaner and more accurate as she aims for a large vase on the floor.
Lena Love Returns
Girl: Lena L.
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Some of our members may recognize Lena from several years ago on Wet and Pissy - and what a pleasure to work with her again. First and foremost, Lena still looks amazing. She has that magical quality of giving a performance that makes us feel like we are the single individual watching her. But what about the pissing? After wetting her jeans, Lena hops on to the table, does a quick little belly slide on it's surface and undresses meticulously. Now in her bare glory, we have the answer to our question about her pissing. Lena earns another top mark here, and this first shot is exceptional. Down on her knees, she starts off peeing in an almost squatted state until she pivots forward. The table top proves to be a prime location, with Lena shot in full frame as the puddle forms nicely beneath her fantastic stream. She takes a few moments to slide and twirl on the glass surface, tantalizing our senses. During some self stimulation with a rubber dildo, Lena pees for us again. This is a very raw pee, in the sense that she doesn't seem concerned about setting herself up for any particular pose, but just letting it fly as she lays back. A large goblet is the focus of her final pee as Lena gives us one more wonderful piss to remember her by.
Gaped To Piss
Girl: Jennifer M.
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Busty Jennifer Mendes returns to Wet and Pissy and this gorgeous brunette is laying on the bed and lifts up her cropped top to give her big tits a squeeze. She licks her finger and teases her nipple, turning herself on. Jennifer suddenly starts wetting her panties and her bedsheets get soaked with her streams. Jennifer takes off her wet panties and sucks her pee from them, spitting it back out over herself! This naughty babe fingers her trimmed pussy and holds a glass bowl beneath her while pussy pissing a messy stream of piss into it. She licks up her juices and pours them over herself before she gapes herself wide apart with a metal speculum. Jennifer pees again and decides to toy herself with a rainbow dildo. She gets herself off and catches one final stream of piss in her bowl, sipping it and spitting it playfully towards the camera!
Her First Streams
Girl: Roxy L.
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Tattooed hottie Roxy Lips makes her debut today on Wet and Pissy and in her first scene she teases in tight denim hotpants and a cropped top. Roxy wastes no time in pulling down her top to give her pierced nipples some attention and this exotic babe walks slowly towards the camera, bending over on a wooden coffee table. Roxy touches her crotch then as she stands up she feels the urge to pee, so this gorgeous girl starts peeing her pants and lets her stream flow down onto the table beneath her. Playfully sitting down, Roxy bounces up and down in her piss puddle then slowly strips from her hotpants. She licks the crotch and leans back to masturbate and finger her pussy, pausing briefly to lick her fingers clean. This stunning Russian pees again on the table and mops up her golden juices with her cropped top. She sucks and licks her top and bends over to continue her pussy play. Roxy feels another pee coming, so starts letting her juices flow down into a glass vase with a sex toy inside. She dips it into her pee and pours her golden nectar down over her fit body before toying herself with the pink dildo! Once she orgasms, she pisses one more time to end her perfect pissing porn scene.
Naty Lee
Girl: Naty L.
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Naty Lee turns it on and turns it up for all of the pee fans out there. A sexy little tug on her dress divulges her urgency to pee. She lifts her leg up to pee into a champagne glass, filling it with a nice golden color. She takes off her drenched mini dress and puts a naughty twist on 'pin the tail on the donkey', inserting a red maned toy anally and swinging it around. She poses in a brazen manner, resting on one knee and her hand, with her other leg parallel to her body, giving is a full view of her stream as she pees. There's some nice smiles thrown our way and her eyes are equally alluring as she looks into the camera. Amidst the sound of the pitter-patter, there's an almost inaudible laugh and a sexy sigh as well. An excellent self pee adds to the already sensual presence that Naty bares upon us.
Paddling in Pee
Girl: Lexy S.
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Cute babe Lexy Star joins us on Wet and Pissy for todays scene and she is wearing pink panties and a sheer top over a pale pink bra. She leaves little to the imagination in her outfit and stands up, rubbing her ass through the fabric of her panties. As she sits back in the chair, a wet patch appears and she starts wetting her panties, soaking the whole of the crotch through! The golden juices keep flowing and create a puddle where she is sitting, with Lexy rubbing her hand over her pee and tasting it! She takes off her clothes and places them in a bowl before spraying another stream of her piss down onto them. The bowl fills up nicely and Lexy squeezes her liquid into her mouth before she paddles her feet in the bowl. Her socks are soaked through and as she takes them off, she leaves them in the bowl, picking them up with her teeth and pours her pee down over her body. Naughty Lexy gets hold of a glass vase and sucks it, fucks her pussy with it then catches more piss in it before she takes it out to finish her stream by firing it up in the air and across the room. This blonde tries piss drinking as she gulps down the contents of the vase and after fucking herself some more, fills a wine glass and pours it into her mouth and over her pretty head!
Ravishing Redhead
Girl: Sweet A.
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Sweet Angelina makes her debut today on Wet and Pissy and this gorgeous redhead is desperate to pee as she returns home. She won't make it to the bathroom so she lifts one leg up onto a footstool and suddenly a wet patch appears on her red denims and down her leg! Angelina rubs her crotch with her hands and then sucks her fingers clean, clearly getting turned on from this experience. She pulls off her pants and sits down on the footstool to lick the wet fabric then bends over in the doggystyle position to finger her juicy pussy. Angelina continues her fingering fun while sitting on the sideboard and catches another stream in a glass goblet. Pouring the contents into her mouth and spitting it back down over herself, we can see that she's never done this before as she looks like she might gag. This naughty redhead tips the rest over her shirt and her shaved pussy! Once she is completely naked, Angelina finds a dildo in one of the drawers and uses it to pleasure herself. She pauses and starts pussy pissing down onto the footstool then moves onto the floor to orgasm with her sex toy. There's time for one final piss on the floor before this babe splashes about in her pee puddle! Not bad for a pissing porn debut!
Tattooed Pee Play
Girl: Stacy S.
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Stacy Sommers is another new face here on Wet and Pissy and we think this dark haired tattooed babe is going to go down a treat! Dressed in panties and tee, Stacy wastes no time as she lifts her top and slides her hands into her lace panties. She looks like she might need to relieve herself so gets hold of a glass vase and places it on the sofa. Pulling her panties to one side, Stacy lets her juices flow from her pissing pussy and catches them in the vase before pouring them down over her top and into her mouth! This raven haired hottie takes off her clothes and sucks them, getting a real taste of her golden pee then lays back fingering and masturbating her pussy. She gapes herself apart and sprays a powerful stream of piss all over herself and the sofa, looking like she is enjoying every minute of her first piss play experience! Afterwards she fills her pussy with a massive black dildo and licks it, stopping only to bend over and piss all over her toy! Stacy continues to fuck her pussy hard and masturbates at the same time to orgasm, leaving just enough time to piss into a cocktail glass while standing to give herself a proper taste of piss drinking, gagging slightly in the process!
Coming Back For More
Girl: Camilla M.
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Brunette babe Camilla Moon makes her return to Wet and Pissy after enjoying filming her pissing videos and this week in her follow up scene she is wearing tight faded denim jeans and pink high heels. She walks over to a small wooden table and climbs on top of it before lifting up her cropped top and rubbing her boobs. She slides her hands into her denims and touches herself before she stands up with one leg on the table. Suddenly a wet patch starts to appears down the inside of her leg and it becomes apparent that she has pissed herself. She takes off her high heels and bends over on the table with her legs spread open. Taking off her jeans, Camilla licks her damp patch, tasting her golden pee then puts them to one side and takes hold of a purple vibrator. She teases her nipples and places it on the table ready for later then suddenly this brunette hottie aims a stream of her piss into a glass which is stuck to the white tiles. She takes the glass in her hands and pours her pee over her top, soaking herself through and some of the remains into her mouth, spitting it out playfully. Camilla decides to start fucking her pee soaked pussy with her vibrator while standing up, leaning against the wall and then changes positions a number of times, really working her pussy. While laying bac on the table, she starts to move more frantically and suddenly, Camilla feels that she is going to piss over the table. She dives into her juices and for her grand finale, catches more of her piss in a glass jug, pouring her sizable amount of piss over her hair and face, drenching herself for this seriously hot hd pissing movie!
Innocent Piss Drinker
Girl: Anna R.
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It's Anna Ray's first time on Wet and Pissy and this cute blonde is dressed in her gym gear while in the lounge. She shows off how flexible she is as she uses the coffee table to do some stretching then this sweet babe decides to make things a little more interesting! She climbs on top of the coffee table and starts to pee. The crotch of her leggings turns dark and soaked with her golden juices as they stream down onto the table top. Anna peels herself out of her leggings and sits in her puddle of pee in her already soaked panties, rubbing her wet crotch and then tasting her juices from her fingers! After she takes off her panties, Anna squeezes them over her cropped top, soaking herself even more then starts stuffing her wet panties into her pussy! This naughty blonde is certainly in the mood for some fun and she gets hold of a glass bottle and plastic funnel. Standing while slightly squatting on the coffee table, Anna pees again, catching her pee stream in the bottle. She puts the funnel in her mouth and pours her golden nectar into her mouth, piss drinking like a complete pro! For someone who looks so innocent, Anna certainly knows how to be pure filth! This naughty hottie pours the rest of her pee over her hair then strips naked to enjoy sucking and fucking some golden ben wa balls! She starts to pee while they are inserted into her hole and gushes all over the table while we film in closeup. Anna decides to make herself orgasm by fingering herself and as she rubs her pussy she releases a squirting orgasm to finish off this perfect debut pissing porn scene!
Tiffany
Girl: Tiffany
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Tiffany is ready to get wet for you in more ways than one here on Wet and Pissy. Watch this sexy blonde as she lifts up her skirt to reveal no panties underneath. She quickly pisses on her chair to get the party started after playing with her large labia and swollen clit. Tiffany loves to pull her clit hood all the way back so that you can see her pebble sized clit as she pisses and rubs it off. She loves the intense feeling of direct clit contact as she pees, saying it brings her close to ecstasy. You will hear her breathing quicken as she gets into her piss play scene. Things get slippery as Tiffany continues to play with her pussy and stream her urine all over the room. She practically bathes in it as she rubs it all over her body. We have amazing views of Tiffany rubbing her pussy in it as we shoot up from the bottom of her clear chair. Tiffany goes on to masturbate in many ways as she sits in a puddle of her warm, fresh pee.
Perfect Premiere
Girl: Jessika
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Jessika is another new face here on Wet and Pissy and this brunette babe is dusting in the dining room. Dressed in denim hotpants and a plaid shirt, Jessika suddenly needs to pee. She looks around and decides to relieve herself right there and then. This naughty babe squats on the floor and a wet patch appears in the crotch of her denims. Her golden juices flow down and drip onto the floor and capture it all in closeup! Jessika splashes about in her pee puddle with her feet then strips out of her hotpants to get to work on her pussy. Stood up with one leg on the dining table, Jessika fingers her pussy and pees at the same time! She holds her lips apart and sprays a stronger stream of piss onto the tabletop then dives into her wet mess, using the feather duster to mop up more of her juices. Using a glass dildo, this horny hottie toys her perfect pussy and slides her dildo in and out quickly. She holds a jar beneath her and pisses into it before enjoying some piss drinking without any hesitation! She pours the rest of her warm pee down her hot naked body and brings herself to orgasm on the floor! Jessika enjoys one final piss on the floor and splashes it over herself playfully to finish her debut pissing porno.
Riding The Rainbow
Girl: Victoria D.
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It's always a delight when Victoria Daniels comes to visit us at Wet and Pissy and she is sat on her coffee table drying up a bowl when she thinks of a way to have much more fun. Victoria starts feeling the need to pee so while holding onto her crotch, she squats on the table and suddenly starts peeing her pants. The white fabric turns see-through as she creates a juicy puddle on the tabletop. She touches her wet leggings and sucks her fingers clean before mopping up more of her golden pee with her cleaning cloth! This brunette babe squeezes it all over her cropped top and then takes it off to reveal her small but perfect tits. Once she is completely naked, we zoom in close on her wet pussy as she teases her XXL pussy lips. Victoria fingers herself briefly before aiming another pee stream right into her glass bowl. She splashes herself and pours her juices into her mouth, spitting it back down over her hot, naked body. Moving onto a rainbow dildo, horny Victoria rides the shaft and pauses to pee on it. She turns around and masturbates at the same time as stuffing her pussy with her sex toy. Once she has enjoyed an orgasm, she has just enough time to make a mess all over the floor as she starts pussy pissing once more and paddles about in it with her sexy feet!
Classy Jasmine
Girl: Jasmine W.
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Stunning ebony babe Jasmine Webb makes her debut here at Wet and Pissy and looks seriously classy as she poses in a barely there strapped outfit. Her ass is curvy and she loves to show it off as she poses in a bubble chair. Revealing her freshly shaved pussy, Jasmine fires a stream of piss into the chair before sitting in her puddle of pee. She trickles it over her hot body and sitting back in the chair, inserts a metal speculum into her tight pussy. Spreading herself wide, this horny babe fires another stream of warm piss onto the floor and rides a flesh style dildo before peeing onto it. Finally, Jasmine practices her blowjob skills and flirts with the camera.
Wet Dildo Play
Girl: Sasha Z.
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Sasha Zima's petite body houses a pair of superb legs, highlighted by her snug fitting pink shorts. Climbing onto the table getting down on her hands and knees, Sasha drops a glass between her legs and pees through her shorts. Most of her pee filters through them, but some of it escapes outside the edges. With the glass almost full, Sasha gets her chest fully soaked, and so it is her first piece of clothing to go. She mingles with a pair of candles, using them somewhat like a speculum as she pushes out a mini pee. This serves as an opening for a standing pee with one foot on the table. She takes a few moments before she gets it going. She follows up by mounting a dildo on the corner of the table. Once more she gets one foot on the table, but this time her back faces the camera, gaping with her hand as she showers the toy. She rides it on the table and then takes a manual hands on approach leading to a shuttering climax. Finally, Sasha climbs onto the sofa, laying on her back with legs up in the air, taking a little piss over her body, trying to spray her own face.
Wet Red Pants
Girl: Mini M.
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Curly haired brunette Mini Mitzi walks into the lounge suffering from pee desperation. She holds onto the crotch of her red pants and knows full well that she won't make it to the bathroom. With one leg lifted up on a footstool, this naughty babe starts peeing her pants and lets her juices soak all the way down her leg and onto the floor! Mini Mitzi seductively rubs her hand over herself and now feeling horny, she takes off her heels and pulls down her trousers! Once they are off, Mini Mitzi uses them to mop up her pee puddle from the tiled floor and licks the wet fabric. She sits down on the foot stool and plays with her pussy, slipping a finger in, then pauses to release another pee stream down onto the tiles! Mini Mitzi dives into her wet mess and then rides a purple jelly dildo to ramp up her pussy pleasure! She soaks her sex toy in even more golden streams and once she has orgasmed, she puts back on her wet pants to finish this pissing porno!
In The Mirror
Girl: Lita P.
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Sometimes there is beauty in simplicity, and Lita's get up, a pair of short-fitting jean shorts with a simple red top and heels, is an effective heart-stopper. Slipping out of her outfit and down to her red thong, it's clear that Lita isn't just mounted on a great pair of legs. She takes a seat and is ready to pee for the first time. The piss filters through her panties and she's left sitting in a puddle formed beneath her cushy seat. Lita approaches the mirror in front of her and squats in front of it, facing her twin self. Seeing herself pissing in front of the mirror elicits a mini 'gasm of pleasure as her pee runs off the mirror and the corner of the wall. She dabbles with a chrome toy and then rises to her feet, flexing her right leg and swinging her ass side to side as she rains upon the floor. Lita devotes some of her time to a bit of diving and squirming on the shiny wet floor and then pees on her shiny toy. A few well placed smiles conclude her presentation.