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Merry Christmas
Girl: Antonia
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It's nearly Christmas and who better to bring back to Wet and Pissy for this special event than Antonia Sainz! Stunning Antonia is dressed in red lingerie and high heels and looks the perfect gift to stuff under your Christmas tree! She writhes around then suddenly pulls down her red panties and starts pussy pissing right through them! We zoom in on her trimmed pussy as she lets her juices flow and Antonia heads into the lounge to continue to tease. She pulls off her panties and licks them before making herself comfortable on the rug. She takes off her heels and squeezes her tits together, giving her nipples some attention then leans back to play with her pussy and finger herself. Antonia opens a gift left for her on the rug and sees that it's a cute plaid minidress. Placing it on the floor, this naughty babe pees all over it then squeezes her piss into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking. She puts on the wet garment and continues to finger herself, grabbing another item of clothing from her gift. She pees all over this too and gets dressed in the soaking wet bodysuit before pulling the crotch to one side to fuck her pussy with a beaded dildo! Antonia gets hold of a glass vase and pees into it, pouring her juicy goods all down herself to drench her body even more! Moving onto a glass dildo, this horny brunette gets herself off and finishes this pissing porno by filling a glass goblet with one final stream of pee!
Wetting Her Panties
Girl: Isabel D.
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Seriously hot babe Isabel Dark makes her debut on Wet and Pissy today and teases in a tight top and boyshorts. She starts her scene like any naughty piss loving babe should and climbs on top of a glass table before wetting her panties! Her pee drips down onto the table and Isabel takes off her panties, squeezing more of her golden juices over herself while sitting in a puddle of her own pee! Using a purple plastic speculum, Isabel lays back on the table and gapes her pussy apart while firing another piss stream into the air. After diving and rolling around in her piss, her top is now soaked through so she takes it off and again squeezes it over her mouth! Isabel heads over to the sideboard and takes a large blue bowl from it before placing it on the floor. She takes aim and pisses into it through a funnel to make sure she doesn't waste any of her nectar. After placing the bowl back on the table, Isabel dips her sock covered feet into it and once they are soaked too, pours the rest of the contents all over her naked body! Horny Isabel is feeling the need to orgasm, so she toys her pee soaked pussy with a purple textured sex toy. She enjoys every single thrust into her pussy and once finished, licks her toy clean! Finally, this stunning babe catches one final stream of piss in a smaller vase and pours the contents into her mouth to give her a taste of piss drinking!
Crystalline Pee
Girl: Liz
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Alexis Crystal's long awaited return to Wet and Pissy is finally here. She makes a leisurely introduction, pacing herself for what soon turns into a hot pissing medley. She doesn't give us too much of a jean wetting, but she makes up for that moments later. After she's bare from waist to toes, Alexa sets up a doggie style leg in the air position. It only lasts of few seconds, but that's only because Alexa isn't concerned about making it last, but the volume of output. She shifts the direction of her heavy stream and she smiles with joy when she is done. Her plentiful piss lays on top of the round seat she started off in, allowing her to soak her hair and pink top. She takes an interest in a black toy that eventually becomes the vessel to her next pee. She climaxes with the toy causing her to shoot upwards with some good intensity. Her most powerful piss comes towards the end as she gets on her hands and knees with a large goblet beneath her. There's hardly a pause in the action once she gets going. It's an impressive piss, both in duration and power, evident by the amount she captures in the goblet.
Mopping and Diving
Girl: Emma
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We have another new face for you today at Wet and Pissy and would like to introduce you to redhead babe Emma! Emam has long auburn hair and sits on a stool while touching herself in a ripped red dress! She moves her hands down to her XXL pussy lips and licks her fingers before a look of discomfort comes across her face! Emma needs to relieve her pee desperation so she just lets her golden juices flow down onto the stool and over the floor! She stands up and bends over, showing off her hot body and pee soaked dress before she starts lapping up her piss! We certainly didn't expect that from a newcomer! Emma splashes her pee over her tits and gets hold of some red tongs which she uses to pinch her pussy lips together. She turns them around and gapes apart her hole, pussy pissing again all over the floor and this time she dives into her wet puddle! Emma takes off her dress and mops up her juices, squeezing them over her small tits and then decides to bend over the stool and toy her pee soaked pussy with a dildo. She squats over a glass vase and tries to aim another pee stream into it, pouring the contents over her hair to give herself a golden shower. Finally this pee loving redhead finishes herself off on the rug with the help of her dildo and masturbates to an explosive squirting orgasm!
Tasting Her Golden Streams
Girl: Antonia
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Big boobed brunette Antonia Sainz graces our screens again for Wet and Pissy and in her latest update she is dressed in grey lingerie and feeling extremely horny. She pulls her panties up between her ass cheeks and shows off her cameltoe before climbing onto the futon and seductively rubbing her hands all over her perfect body! Laying upside down, Antonia starts wetting her panties and letting her juices flow down onto her body. She rubs her fingers on her crotch and licks them before kneeling back up to twerk her curvy ass. Antonia pulls down her panties and sucks on them before she continues to strip until she is completely naked. On a table, this horny brunette has a glass bowl full of sex toys. She sucks her little vibrators and teases her trimmed pussy with them. Placing the glass bowl in front of her, Antonia aims her pee stream towards it, making quite a mess in the process. She squeezes some of her piss with a pipette and drizzles it down herself and into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking. Antonia spits it back out again and gives herself a pussy wash then bends over the futon to toy herself with a bigger dildo. She catches another piss stream in her bowl and dips her hair into her warm juices. This piss loving babe gives herself a golden shower and finishes herself off with her dildo. There's just enough time for horny Antonia to pee in a glass and drink her final stream while pouring it down herself!
Amusing Herself
Girl: Katy R.
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Stunning Katy Rose comes back to Wet and Pissy with a new look! She has gone brunette and we think that she is one of those lucky babes who looks hot no matter what her hair colour is! Katy is at the sauna dressed in ripped jogging bottoms and a tank top and is texting her friend. They can't make it and she seems so disappointed. Suddenly she feels piss desperation set in and there's no way she is going to make it to the bathroom so she climbs on top of the massage table and starts peeing her pants! The damp patch on Katy's crotch gets even bigger as golden piss pours down her legs and she looks instantly relieved! Katy touches her wet crotch and then tastes her juices as she licks her fingers. She takes off her pants and sucks her golden pee from them, using them to mop up more of her piss on the massage table. Katy lays back and opens her legs and decides to make the best of the situation by enjoying some pussy play. She starts fingering herself and then catches another stream of piss into her hands! She flicks her gushing pee over her tank top and then gets naked! This horny brunette enjoys a glass dildo which she rubs against her pussy and over her nipples and then slides it into her pussy to fuck herself! She pauses slightly to piss again and then moves herself into the doggystyle position to continue her pussy play and once she orgasms she pees one final time into a glass vase, pouring her collected pee into her mouth and over her face, giving herself a little taste of piss drinking!
Debora
Girl: Debora
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Hot blonde Debora teases in the lounge in knee high socks, tiny hotpants and a tied up tank top. She pushes her boobs together then suddenly pees through her hotpants, making a nice wet patch which turns darker as it gets more and more wet. She bends over to show us how soaked her hotpants are before stripping out of them and sucking them to taste her golden pee. She gets a wine glass and kneels as she sprays a stream into it. Once it is filled to the brim, pretty Debora pours the contents over her tank top which makes it turn see-through - her nipples peek out from beneath it and she even dips her pretty blonde hair in the glass too! After pouring the rest of her warm piss over a leather cushion, Debora licks it then bends over to finger her pussy. This piss play loving babe lies down on the cushion and with her legs spread and high in the air, she fires yet another stream of piss upwards - it's hard to believe how much pee this hot blonde actually has inside her! To finish a perfect solo pee play scene, Debora teases her pussy with an Hitachi magic wand vibrator to give herself a shuddering orgasm!
Nervous Pissing Debut
Girl: Ofelia T.
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Brunette babe Ofelia Trimble makes her debut appearance here on Wet and Pissy and we think you are going to love her as much as we do! Ofelia walks into the lounge and looks rather uncomfortable as she suffers pee desperation. She pulls off her skirt and grabs a vase off the bookcase before holding it underneath herself and immediately starts pissing down into it! She looks nervous in this debut pissing porn scene, but this sweet babe gets down on the floor and pours her golden juices down over her cropped top. This is the first time she has ever played with her piss and she takes off her top to mop the floor clean, rubbing her drenched cropped top over her petite, naked body. Ofelia lays on the couch and fingers her pussy and as she gets more into it, she pees over the couch! This tattooed cutie licks up her piss and as she sits down with her legs spread apart, she fucks her pussy with a little glass bottle! She has plenty of playthings stashed behind the couch and gets hold of another bottle and a funnel which she uses to collect more of her golden piss. Ofelia gives herself a golden shower then moves onto some serious pussy play with a vibrator. She bends over the couch and masturbates while fucking herself in the doggystyle position and as she orgasms, she squirts with force all over the floor!
Lapping Up Her Piss
Girl: Alice N.
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Alice Nice is a consistently great pisser. Aside from her shoes, she's wearing only two pieces of clothing - a striped pink top and a denim skirt. Panty-less Alice takes a pee into a wine glass while sitting on a table. After filling the glass up once, you'd expect her to be done here, but she proves to be much more capable than that. She gets her clothing soaked before going full nude. She climbs the table and sets up in a hot and extreme doggy position. The pissing is fantastic here, sometimes going full stream straight onto the table, sometimes running down her leg, and then also running down her stomach. Even with some brief pausing, Alice's capacity to pee is unmistakable. The wet and shiny table top is Alice's playground, sweeping her arms over the surface licking it unconditionally. With an orange toy, Alice spreads herself open while laying down on the table offering an explicit view of the action. After fiddling around with a dildo, Alice takes to the floor, standing behind the table. From here she soaks the table top once more for some more frolicking on it's surface.
Sexy Francesca
Girl: Francesca D.
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Gorgeous raven haired Francesca is back on Wet and Pissy and starts to slide her gorgeous feet into some white lace topped stockings. Afterwards, she opens her legs and her gorgeous pussy is encased in white panties. Francesca pulls her panties to one side and with her fingers spreading her lips apart, she fires a stream of golden piss into the air and over the coffee table. After she covers the table with her juices, she dips her feet into the puddle then dives into her wet mess and soaks her tank top. This naughty babe even licks up her juices and when she has finished, she sits up and her tank top has turned see-through from her pee! Francesca takes her tank top and bends over, stretching her ass to show off her most intimate parts. Using a metal speculum, Francesca slides it into her pussy and stretches her tight hole apart before spraying more of her golden piss everywhere, in quite a messy stream! Gorgeous Francesca dips her long hair into her juices and starts to practice her blowjob techniques on a massive black dildo. She then uses this toy to insert into her pussy, firstly in the doggystyle position then laying back on the sofa and letting us zoom in close on her gorgeous looking pussy. During her toy play she can feel another urge to pee so sprays all over herself, firing onto her toned stomach and gets herself off with her monster toy! Finally, beautiful Francesca catches more of her piss in a glass vase and drinks her golden nectar before pouring the rest of it all over her tits!
Paula Shy
Girl: Christy C.
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Gorgeous exotic looking babe Paula Shy first made her appearance on Wet and Pissy back in 2013 under her alternative model name, Christy Charming. She hasnt changed much in the last couple of years and starts her latest scene with us wearing tight denim jeans and a cropped top. Bending over on a glass table, this stunning babe pees her jeans and lets her juices flow down her legs. She rubs her hands on her soaking wet patch and tastes herself before she starts to pull down her denims and stretch her pussy apart. She licks her juices from her denims and gets hold of a metal speculum which she licks before placing inside her pussy. Laying back on the glass table, Paula stretches her pussy wide apart and then releases another stream of piss over the table top. She dives into her piss puddle and licks up her golden pee while covering her top too! Soon Paula is completely naked and is showing off her blowjob skills using a flesh like dildo. She then starts to ride it and teases her pussy and during her dildo play, Paula sprays more of her golden nectar over her dildo and the glass table. After Paula has enjoyed her sex toy play she stands and catches more of her pee in a fish bowl which she uses to pour into her mouth and all over her stunning naked body! We are certainly glad she has come back to Wet and Pissy for another scene!
Tiffany
Girl: Tiffany
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Tiffany is ready to get wet for you in more ways than one here on Wet and Pissy. Watch this sexy blonde as she lifts up her skirt to reveal no panties underneath. She quickly pisses on her chair to get the party started after playing with her large labia and swollen clit. Tiffany loves to pull her clit hood all the way back so that you can see her pebble sized clit as she pisses and rubs it off. She loves the intense feeling of direct clit contact as she pees, saying it brings her close to ecstasy. You will hear her breathing quicken as she gets into her piss play scene. Things get slippery as Tiffany continues to play with her pussy and stream her urine all over the room. She practically bathes in it as she rubs it all over her body. We have amazing views of Tiffany rubbing her pussy in it as we shoot up from the bottom of her clear chair. Tiffany goes on to masturbate in many ways as she sits in a puddle of her warm, fresh pee.
Streams And Glass
Girl: Victoria D.
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We absolutely love it when Victoria Daniels comes to see us at Wet and Pissy and in her latest update, this seductive hottie is on the bed in nothing but a silk robe. She is feeling super horny and rubs her hands over her body before she pulls on some panties. Victoria is trying to decide which ones to wear, and swaps them over for a pair of cotton ones. She touches her pussy and stands up before she starts wetting her panties, with her golden piss stream flowing through her crotch and down her leg! Once she takes them off, this naughty babe squeezes the soaking wet fabric over her naked body and tastes it too! Victoria gets hold of a candle holder and pulls apart her pussy lips while spraying another stream of her warm piss towards it. We zoom in close to capture all the action then she pours it into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking and spits it back out again over herself. Using a glass dildo, Victoria bends over and slips it into her pussy while masturbating. She pees on the leather couch and changes position to continue her dildo play then gives herself an orgasm, washing off her dildo with one final piss stream!
In The Mood
Girl: Victoria P.
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Blonde Victoria Pure is back on Wet and Pissy and dressed in a floral minidress, Victoria knows she looks hot. She teases in front of her dressing table and then bends over on a footstool to show off her pink panties and patent heels. Her ass looks perfect as we zoom in close and suddenly, Victoria starts wetting her panties, letting her juices flow through the crotch of her panties. She gets down onto the floor and licks up her wet patch from the footstool and starts to strip from her minidress, looking rather horny indeed. Once this blonde hottie takes off her panties, she licks and sucks the damp fabric then gets hold of a metal speculum which she uses to gape herself wide apart with. While she is laying down and spread, Victoria starts pussy pissing and we capture this stream in closeup. She toys herself with a silver vibrator and pauses to hold her ass apart and squats to piss in a giant glass goblet. This naughty babe pours her pee in mouth and spits it back out again before finishing herself off with her sex toy, gushing one last time into her goblet!
Drenched in Golden Pee
Girl: Bianca F.
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Bianca Ferrera first made her debut on Wet and Pissy back in 2013 and so much has changed since then! Now with long hair, this stunning babe is even sexier and teases in the shower room in tight denim jeans. She climbs on top of the massage table and holds onto her crotch as the feeling of pee desperation sets in and Bianca starts to pee through her denims. We notice a moist patch appear on her crotch and this gets bigger and bigger as her golden piss continues to soak down her legs too! She touches herself through her jeans and with her wet fingers, drips little droplets of her piss into her mouth! Bianca certainly hasn't lost her love of piss play and this stunning blonde pulls down her denims and spreads her ass cheeks apart! She gets hold of a giant glass goblet and places it on a glass table while bending over and catching her piss into it. She plays with her nectar, dripping it into her mouth and then pouring it over her short tee. Since it is soaked through, when Bianca takes it off she wrings it into her mouth before suddenly lifting her leg up while bending over in doggystyle position and pisses all over the massage bed and glass table. Naughty Bianca laps up her juices from the table and really loves the taste of her own golden piss! Afterwards, Bianca lays on the massage table and fucks her pussy hard with a black dildo, enjoying every single time she slides it inside her eager hole! Once she has orgasmed, Bianca aims a final piss stream into the glass to finish this fantastic comeback scene!
Becky Berry
Girl: Becky B.
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Hot brunette Becky Berry joins us on Wet and Pissy today in the gym as she enjoys a good workout. She suddenly feels the need to piss and holds her crotch as she isn't going to make it to the bathroom in time. Sitting on the weights bench, we notice a wet patch in her hotpants as she pees herself, and looks instantly relieved. She uses her fingers to wipe against her hotpants and tastes her juices. This turns her on and as she continues to piss she catches it in her hands, lapping up as much as she can. Soon after, Becky takes off her shorts and sucks them, before laying down on a leather cushion and spraying even more of her piss over her tank top and towards her mouth. She stretches her pussy with her fingers and continues to piss, hitting her tongue and showing us an impressive stream indeed! Once she is completely naked, brunette Becky uses a glass vase to catch even more of her golden nectar in, filling it all the way to the top, and sips it before taking even bigger gulps and spitting some of it over her perfect figure. With her workout definitely over, Becky uses a purple vibrator on herself and changes positions a couple of times, enjoying a squirting orgasm as she lays back on the weights bench. This gorgeous brunette may be new here but she sure knows how to play with her golden piss!
Wet Bed
Girl: Naomi
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Naomi wakes startled from a dream where she is sure she wet the bed. She realises that she hasn't but really needs to go, so starts to strip and pisses all over her chair. Watching a puddle of pee form across the top of the chair is just mesmerizing! She rubs her pussy and continues to pee, making her puddle even bigger. She plays with her piss with her fingers and tastes it before using a straw to cover her tits and shoves her head in her piss puddle! She laps up her piss loving every minute of it. Using chopsticks, she stretches her hole open and fires another stream of piss towards the camera. She collects her warm nectar in a glass and drinks it and by now she is absolutely soaked in her own urine - even her hair is wet and she looks so hot! Finishing herself off with a black sex toy, this is one horny scene you won't want to miss!
First Time Piss Play
Girl: Linda D.
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We have a brand new face for you today on Wet and Pissy. Linda Del Sol is a Spanish senorita and has just got back from the gym. She sits on the edge of the couch and pulls down her tank top so that she can tease her nipples. Suddenly this hottie starts peeing her pants and a wet patch appears on her yoga pants. She looks rather pleased with herself and bends over to show off her crotch even more before she takes off her bottoms and tastes them. Using a little dildo, Linda sucks it and uses it to tease her XXL pussy lips. She decides she needs another pee and in this pissing porno she starts to fill a glass bowl with her dildo still inside her. Linda takes off her top and soaks it in her juices using a glass dildo to stir it right in. After she pours her remaining golden pee over herself, this raven haired hottie uses the glass dildo to pleasure herself with and pees one last time into the bowl before giving herself an immense orgasm!
Petite Pisser
Girl: Tiny T.
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Tiny Tina is our latest addition here on Wet and Pissy and this petite babe is in the lounge dressed in a short red and black miniskirt with heels. Tina touches her pussy and rubs her hands up over her figure then kneels up on a leather chair. She lifts up her dress and shows off her panties then she turns over and leans back while wetting her panties. Her pee stream moistens up her crotch and streams down onto the floor while Tina tubs her damp patch and licks her fingers clean. Pulling off her panties, this brunette babe starts to strip from her minidress and teases her puffy nipples with her hands. She sits on the back of the chair and fingers her juicy trimmed pussy then holds a glass vase underneath herself. She starts pussy pissing into it and fills it right up to the top. She pours her warm juices over her tongue and over her naked body. The final drops are spat down over herself and Tina stands up to pleasure herself with a pink dildo. She pulls it out and pees again down onto the leather chair, soaking it completely as her piss splashes down onto the seat. This cutie lays down in her pee puddle and carries on enjoying her dildo then gapes open her pussy while we zoom in close on her final stream!
Laundry Day
Girl: Jennifer M.
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Hot teen Jennifer Mendes is back on Wet and Pissy for some more teen pissing fun and she is sat on the washing machine feeling a little bored. She takes out a red throw and places it on the floor when she suddenly feels desperate to pee. Jennifer holds onto her crotch and pulls down her panties quickly before sitting down on the throw and starts pissing all over it, gushing from her pissing pussy quickly. She holds her panties to her pee stream and gets them drenched, tasting the wet fabric then rubs her pussy as she gets turned on from her piss desperation experience! Jennifer stands and lifts her leg up onto the washing machine and starts to masturbate and finger her tight pussy. Placing a plastic bucket underneath her, this busty babe pisses down into it and gets some of her clean washing and dips it down into her collected piss, squeezing it down over her big tits and pussy. Jennifer uses a purple vibrator on her pussy as she lays down on the floor and pees again, splashing herself with her puddle. Moving back to the washing machine, this horny babe bends over and continues to toy her pussy until she orgasms then pours her remaining pee over her head, giving herself an impressive golden shower!
Tequila Shot
Girl: Mistica
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Wet jeans are the first thing on Mistica's agenda. She then sits on the sofa to pee in a very feminine way, alternating lifting her legs up in the air as she pees over and into her shoes. Although very similar to sitting on a toilet, the pose is much more arousing with nothing blocking the view, allowing her to wet the bottom of her feet. With one foot on the sofa and half squatted over the table, Mistica's underside is in full view when she takes another piss. Especially worth noting here is how flawless and fine her stream is. Laying her back on the sofa with an overhead perspective, Mistica's ability to shoot out another fine stream is impressive. She seems to be in full control, handling it with surgical precision. She ends her session by overflowing a champagne glass and dowsing herself with its contents.
Tipple Time
Girl: Nikki R.
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We certainly have plenty of treats in store for you with another new face here on Wet and Pissy! Nikki Riddle is laying on the couch in hot magenta stockings and a bright fishnet dress when she slips her hands down to her panties and rubs herself. Nikki bends over and shows off her ass before she stands up and while masturbating, suddenly needs to pee! Nikki looks over at the table and notices two glasses. She squats above them and starts pussy pissing right into them. Afterwards Nikki sits down on the couch and plays with her golden juices, pouring them over her shaved pussy and into her mouth, enjoying her first ever piss drinking experience. This horny babe takes off her pearl necklace and rubs it against her labia to pleasure herself. She kneels up and fingers her pussy then pees again into one of the glasses. Nikki pours her piss all down herself and then bends over on the couch to toy herself with a glass dildo. She pees all over the couch and then laps up her juices eagerly before finishing herself off with the dildo to a dramatic orgasm!
Decently
Girl: Angelina
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Black haired Angelina looks pretty shy and teases us by rubbing her hands all over her body. She isn't wearing any panties and loves to show off her freshly shaved pussy. Using her fingers, she rubs her XXL pussy lips and lays back on a glass table firing piss into the air. Continuing to masturbate, Angelina releases more golden pee onto her chair in short bursts. She sits in her pissy puddle and dips her tight ass in her juices along with her knee socks. Using a speculum, she spreads her wet pussy wide and catches another stream in a goblet. She finishes herself off with a glass dildo and dives into her wet mess, covering her gorgeous hair in piss.
On The Clock
Girl: Ali B.
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Slim brunette Ali Bordeaux returns to Wet and Pissy and is in the office writing when she starts to feel piss desperation set in so sits there rubbing her crotch through her trousers. She feels more turned on as her desperation sets in and Ali stands up before she starts peeing her pants. A damp patch of piss appears streaming down her leg and once finished, this horny babe strips from her pants and sucks the wet fabric. She absolutely loves the taste of her own juices! We zoom in close on her wet pussy as this tattooed hottie gapes her pussy wide apart. She catches another stream in a glass bowl and pours her juices in her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking. Some of her warm pee also gets poured down her tank top, turning it see-through! Once Ali is completely naked, she bends over the desk and fucks her pussy with a glass dildo. There's plenty of time for more pissing action too. Ali finishes herself off and masturbates while pissing all over the floor!