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Wet The Bed
Girl: Ashley O.
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Dark haired beauty Ashley Ocean features in our latest scene on Wet and Pissy and she is relaxing on the bed, feeling rather horny while dressed in white lingerie and lace topped stockings. She slides her hand down to her panties and rubs herself through them before she pulls them to one side to touch her juicy pussy. With her panties pulled, Ashley releases a messy stream of golden piss all over the bedsheets and her stockings, soaking them through! She takes off her panties and while lying on her wet bedsheets, Ashley masturbates and fingers herself. She bends over and starts to lick her own juices from the fabric beneath her and gets hold of a red speculum which she inserts into her pussy. Her pussy is gaped open wide when Ashley pees again onto her bed, this time bent over in the doggystyle position. She plays with her fresh juices and covers her hole body in them before she uses a nipple pump on both her nipples and her clit. While pumping herself, Ashley needs to pee again so catches more of her golden nectar in the tube. Ashley pours it into her mouth, giving her a brief taste of piss drinking as she spits it back out over her nipples then enjoys toying herself with a glass dildo. To finish off her pissing porn scene with us, Ashley catches another stream of pee in a vase and pours it all over her face, and into her mouth!
Impressive Streams
Girl: Amanda H.
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You can't go wrong with a new face and todays hd pissing update on Wet and Pissy features a sexy babe, Amanda Hill. This gorgeous girl has dark red hair and wears a slightly sheer slip, leaving little to the imagination. She flirtily rubs her tits and climbs onto the bed where she bends over to show us that she is wearing tanned pantyhose too. Amanda sits up on the bed frame and starts to piss down onto the sheets beneath her, through her pantyhose and she rubs herself while peeing, soaking her hands with her golden juices. Feeling rather frisky, Amanda rips open her pantyhose and licks her pee soaked fingers before she decides to pull those wet nylons off completely! She tastes more of her nectar by sucking her pillowcase, but she feels like she needs to pee some more so lays down on the bed with her legs high in the air while enjoying some self pissing! Amanda takes off her slip and now naked, gets some golden ben wa balls which she sucks and inserts into her pussy. She enjoys the taste of her pussy juice mixed with pee and continues to shove those balls into her tight little pussy! As Amanda stands up, the ben wa balls are still firmly in place but she strategically pisses down into a glass, filling it easily! She dips the balls into the glass and licks them before pouring the rest of the pee on tits and into her mouth, spitting it back out but still enjoying the taste! Next, Amanda decides she needs to fill her pussy with something a bit thicker so toys her pussy with a purple vibrator while standing up with one leg perched on the bed. She continues her sex toy play while laying on the bed and masturbates at the same time, resulting in a super explosive squirting orgasm! The juices just keep flowing, soaking her bed and creating little puddles of liquid where she lays in her own juices!
Powerful Pissy Orgasm
Girl: Barbara B.
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Busty babe Barbara Bieber comes back to Wet and Pissy today dressed in sexy ripped denims and a lace cropped top. She shows off her figure as she rubs her hands all over her hot body and pulls down her top slightly to give us a glimpse of her cleavage. Barbara looks even sexier than her previous scenes and knows how to work the camera! She bends over on the sofa, showing off her denim covered ass and afterwards turns around opening her legs when she starts peeing her pants! We zoom right in on the pissy crotch as it drips down onto the sofa and Barbara looks to be enjoying herself! She rubs her hands across her crotch and sucks her pee soaked fingers. Taking off her denims, this curvy ass babe sucks them and starts masturbating. Wetting her panties has made her seriously horny and Barbara gets a glass bowl and some tongs to play with. She uses the tongs to pinch her nipples and pussy lips before gaping herself wide apart to aim another piss stream towards the bowl. She misses at first then re-positions herself to catch some of her golden streams. She dips her hair into her pee and pours it all down herself then strips naked to fill her pussy with a dildo! Barbara stands and masturbates while toying herself then suddenly feels piss desperation so fills the bowl again! This time she collects even more piss and wastes no time in pouring it over her gorgeous face and body! Finally, Barbara masturbates and toys her pussy to one of the most powerful orgasms we have ever seen, pissing all over the floor and paddles her feet in her puddle!
Taking A Golden Shower
Girl: Rebeca
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Cute European babe Rebeca appears in our latest scene on Wet and Pissy and this slim babe shows off her figure in tight grey leggings and a red cropped top. Rebeca bends over the dining table and suddenly starts peeing her pants as we zoom in on the piss stream, trickling down her legs. She touches herself and sucks her fingers then strips out of her leggings to suck them. Rebeca sits down on the table and masturbates, fingering her wet pussy. Once she is completely naked, this blonde hottie places her cropped top on the table and releases another stream all over her outift. She mops up her pee and squeezes it down over her naked body then bends over again to toy her pussy with a fist dildo. Rebeca places it on the table and fires a powerful pee stream over it before getting hold of a glass vase which she places on the ground, filling it up as much as she can with her golden streams. She pours it into her mouth and spits it down over her small tits then gives herself a nice warm golden shower to finish her pissing porn video!
Claudia in The Kitchen
Girl: Claudia M.
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Claudia Macc invites you into her kitchen as part of our stay home, stay safe collection in this homemade movie. Drinking a glass of water in the kitchen, Claudia looks hot in tight blue denims and a hot pink blouse. She slips her hand down into her denims and as she starts unbuttoning her jeans and pulling them down, Claudia starts peeing her pants. She makes quite a mess as the denim fabric gets soaked in her juices then Claudia bends over and stretches her pussy lips wide apart as she points her ass towards the camera. Climbing up onto the kitchen counter, this fiesty blonde masturbates and licks her piss soaked fingers before she starts to finger herself and playfully smiles. Taking off her denims, Claudia sucks on the fabric and then gets a glass bowl from the side, placing it on the floor. She holds her pussy lips apart and starts pussy pissing, trying to aim her pee stream down into the glass beneath her. Getting aim is quite hard and Claudia spills plenty of her juices down on the floor. Gulping the piss that she has managed to catch, naughty Claudia spits it back out again and then strips naked to writhe around in her pee puddle. She licks it up off the floor and dives into it then uses some cutlery as makeshift sex toys while sitting on the floor! As this blonde gapes her pussy wide apart she catches more of her golden streams in the bowl and gives herself a golden shower, piss spitting and masturbating at the same time! Finally Claudia fucks herself with a hollow glass dildo and fills it with one more pee stream and ends this perfect pissing porno with some piss drinking!
Soaking The Sheets
Girl: Keira K.
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We are so excited for the return of Keira here on Wet and Pissy and in todays update she is relaxing on the bed in her grey gym gear. She rubs her pussy through the fabric of her capri pants and then turns over when she starts peeing her pants and soaking them through! Her golden juices flow through her crotch and down onto her bedsheets and naughty Keira rubs her hands over herself, looking rather pleased at the same time! She strips from her capri pants and squeezes them out over her pussy then she starts fingering her pussy. Using a metal speculum this brunette hottie gapes herself to the max and starts pussy pissing a powerful stream all over her bedsheets while we zoom in close! Keira dives into her juices and takes off her top then kneels up to enjoy more pussy play and pissing! Bending over in the doggystyle position, Keira slides a red jelly dildo into her hole. She changes positions and works herself even quicker to finish herself off!
Jenifer Gets Wet
Girl: Jenifer J.
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We always love it when Jenifer Jane comes to visit us so when she joined us for another Wet and Pissy scene, we knew you would be as excited as us! Napping on the leather couch, Jenifer immediately wets her beige shorts and rubs her hands along her damp crotch as the fabric turns see through. She wakes up and realises what she has done, laughing to herself then sucks her fingers clean before she continues to rub her shorts. Standing up, Jenifer takes off her tank top and shorts, revealing her perfect body. She sucks her shorts and then while still standing, fingers and masturbates her trimmed pussy. This alluring brunette babe pulls apart her pussy lips and pisses down onto the coffee table, soaking her tank top. She mops up her golden nectar and squeezes it over her big tits and pussy before getting imaginative and taking a glass vase from the window sill. She sucks it and then uses it as a sex toy as she slides it between her pussy lips, working herself quite quickly. She catches her piss, mid-stream in the vase and pours it into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking. This babe moves onto a blue sex toy and bends over on the coffee table to penetrate herself. She turns over and orgasms with her fingers as she frantically masturbates and finally pees one more time over the coffee table as she continues to rub her pussy in this amazing pissing porn scene!
Playful Pee
Girl: Amanda C.
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Playful babe Amanda Clarke joins us on Wet and Pissy and looks luscious in a white minidress. She is already bent right over on the couch and touching her pussy when we join her for some fun! Amanda climbs up onto the coffee table and holding a glass vase beneath her, pussy pissing right into it, collecting as much of her golden pee as possible. This hot babe pours her piss down over her white dress and into her mouth and once sufficiently soaked, she strips naked, showing off her curves. Amanda fingers themselves while stood up and suddenly needs to pee again, so lets her juices flow down onto the coffee table. She dives in her pee puddle and gets her natural tits covered before licking up more of her piss. Amanda continues to pleasure her pussy with her fingers and as pee desperation sets in again, she catches it in her vase and gives herself a golden shower, pouring it all over her head! Bending over on the floor, Amanda toys her juicy wet pussy with a red dildo and once she orgasms, lets us zoom in close as she pisses on the floor one final time!
Powerful Streams
Girl: Amanda E.
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Amanda Estela stands before us in a one piece outfit and some shorts and a sexy pair of red stilettos. Her one piece outfit beneath her shorts gives her quick access to everything she will need. With the snap of a button, Amanda lays back on the table throwing her legs up into the air while spreading them apart. One of our favorite poses is a hit with Amanda as the view stays locked in closely, titling the angle for the most coverage. She does a great job, with her stream shooting cleanly and forcefully into the air with extreme clarity. It's definitely a moment that begs to be played over and over. Amanda covers a lot more diverse acts, soaking up the table top with her green one piece and squirting out some nice pissing a couple of times paired with some dildo action to name a few. She wraps things up with an excellent standing piss into a bottle with a funnel on top. She has remarkable accuracy. Without looking down for the bottle, Amanda nets it into the funnel easily until her stream slows down to a hot little trickle. She bathes herself with the bottle's contents for her last pissy act.
Slender Streams
Girl: Megan V.
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Raven haired babe Megan Venturi features in our latest Wet and Pissy movie and this slim hottie walks into the lounge in a miniskirt and cropped top. Her skirt barely covers her ass and she lifts it up even more to show off her white g-string! Sitting on the couch, Megan slips her hands down into her panties and masturbates. She suddenly feels the need to pee and takes off her panties before spraying a messy stream of her piss over the floor with her pissing pussy. She squeezes her wet XXL lips and then splashes about in her puddle of pee on the floor. Megan uses a glass dildo to toy herself with in the doggystyle position then moves over to a little footstool where she continues to pleasure herself. She catches another pee stream in a glass bowl which is placed beneath her and naughty Megan splashes her golden juices over her shaved pussy and pours the rest down her small, but perfect tits! She masturbates while standing and pees at the same time, letting her droplets splash down onto the ground to finish off her pissing porn scene!
Riding The Rainbow
Girl: Victoria D.
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It's always a delight when Victoria Daniels comes to visit us at Wet and Pissy and she is sat on her coffee table drying up a bowl when she thinks of a way to have much more fun. Victoria starts feeling the need to pee so while holding onto her crotch, she squats on the table and suddenly starts peeing her pants. The white fabric turns see-through as she creates a juicy puddle on the tabletop. She touches her wet leggings and sucks her fingers clean before mopping up more of her golden pee with her cleaning cloth! This brunette babe squeezes it all over her cropped top and then takes it off to reveal her small but perfect tits. Once she is completely naked, we zoom in close on her wet pussy as she teases her XXL pussy lips. Victoria fingers herself briefly before aiming another pee stream right into her glass bowl. She splashes herself and pours her juices into her mouth, spitting it back down over her hot, naked body. Moving onto a rainbow dildo, horny Victoria rides the shaft and pauses to pee on it. She turns around and masturbates at the same time as stuffing her pussy with her sex toy. Once she has enjoyed an orgasm, she has just enough time to make a mess all over the floor as she starts pussy pissing once more and paddles about in it with her sexy feet!
Straight Streams
Girl: Maddi B.
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We are loving all the new faces here at Wet and Pissy and this week Maddi Black joins us for some wet fun! Maddi is on the couch writing in her diary when she starts to feel super horny. She rubs the pen over her cropped top and takes it off to reveal a sheer strappy bra. Maddi uses her hands to tease herself and soon is stripped down to her matching panties. While squatting on the floor, this naughty babe starts wetting her panties and playfully flicks her fingers through her stream. She uses her cropped top to mop up her juices, squeezing it all back out over her slim body then takes off her panties to give her pussy some attention! Maddi fingers herself and masturbates then gets hold of a glass bowl which she uses to catch another piss stream in. She dips a glass dildo in her pee and licks it off before she pours the rest all down herself. Horny Maddi toys her glass dildo and starts pussy pissing all over herself before enjoying an orgasm and one final pee in her debut!
Vivacious Vanessa
Girl: Vanessa D.
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Seductive brunette Vanessa Decker returns to Wet and Pissy today and this girl just keeps getting hotter and hotter! She is definitely one of our favourite pissing pornstars! Teasing in black lingerie and stockings, she wears a striped blouse over the top which remains open giving us the best view ever of her tanned body. Vanessa pulls down her lace bra top and teases her nipples to make them nice and hard then her blouse comes off completely. Turning around she shakes her ass towards the camera and touches her pussy when we realise that her panties are crotchless and she starts pussy pissing down onto the ground! We manage to zoom in on the start of her stream and naughty Vanessa splashes about in her puddle of pee and mops it up with her blouse. Sitting up on a wooden stool Vanessa fingers her pee soaked pussy and then stands up to fill a bowl with another of her streams. This tattooed babe pours her warm piss all over herself and repeats. She finds a black dildo and toys her pussy while stood up with one leg on a dresser. Pausing to piss over her sex toy, Vanessa finishes herself on the floor and gives herself an enjoyable orgasm!
Golden Curves
Girl: Daisy L.
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Piss fans rejoice, for Daisy Lee is a world class pisser. Wetting her shorts is a sweet affair and Daisy is only just warming up... Once she exposes her lower half after pulling off her shorts, Daisy Lee demonstrates her incredible pissing capacity. Quite appropriately, she leans back on the sofa with her legs wide open ,prying herself open with a speculum. Once she gets her stream going she keeps it going for an impressive amount of time. There are some nice close ups with a clear view of her suberb tools. She takes to the floor afterwards, sweeping her hands over her freshly pissed floor. Now on the table, she gets on her knees and bends forward, drenching her white top with another lengthy pee. After some time with a blue toy, Daisy is ready to pee for us one more time. With one leg on the sofa and the other on the floor, she stands over a glass filling it and letting it overflow, focusing on getting rid of every last ounce of piss left in her body.
Pornstar Pissing
Girl: Barbie S.
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Blonde pornstar Barbie Sins debuts on Wet and Pissy today and is sat on top of the dining table in hot pink lingerie and a buttoned shirt. Barbie knows how hot she is and rubs her hands over her sexy body before pulling down the shirt to show off her big tits which burst out of her bra. This tattooed hottie leans back and suddenly releases a stream of her golden piss, peeing her pants all over the table top. Her steam leaves behind a puddle of pee which she pats with her hands and then sucks her fingers. Barbie mops up the rest of her juices with her shirt then pulls down her panties before fingering her soaking wet pussy. Bent over in the doggystyle position, Barbie really works her hole and then gets hold of three small glass bowls which she aims another pee stream into while masturbating her trimmed pussy. She pours them into her mouth and over her big fake tits, enjoying a taste of piss drinking in the process. After she dips her hair into her golden juices, Barbie rides a rainbow dildo which she sticks to the table top and then lays down to continue to fuck herself with her big toy! She orgasms hard and manages to fit in one final pee which she aims all over her own hot body!
Tasting Her Golden Streams
Girl: Antonia
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Big boobed brunette Antonia Sainz graces our screens again for Wet and Pissy and in her latest update she is dressed in grey lingerie and feeling extremely horny. She pulls her panties up between her ass cheeks and shows off her cameltoe before climbing onto the futon and seductively rubbing her hands all over her perfect body! Laying upside down, Antonia starts wetting her panties and letting her juices flow down onto her body. She rubs her fingers on her crotch and licks them before kneeling back up to twerk her curvy ass. Antonia pulls down her panties and sucks on them before she continues to strip until she is completely naked. On a table, this horny brunette has a glass bowl full of sex toys. She sucks her little vibrators and teases her trimmed pussy with them. Placing the glass bowl in front of her, Antonia aims her pee stream towards it, making quite a mess in the process. She squeezes some of her piss with a pipette and drizzles it down herself and into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking. Antonia spits it back out again and gives herself a pussy wash then bends over the futon to toy herself with a bigger dildo. She catches another piss stream in her bowl and dips her hair into her warm juices. This piss loving babe gives herself a golden shower and finishes herself off with her dildo. There's just enough time for horny Antonia to pee in a glass and drink her final stream while pouring it down herself!
Claudia Macc
Girl: Claudia M.
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Pretty Czech blonde Claudia Macc makes her debut today on Wet and Pissy in a sheer tied up top and white panties. She is already in the bedroom and ready for some fun as she climbs on top of the bed and pulls her cotton panties to one side, releasing a stream of her warm golden piss onto the bedsheets. After leaving a soaking wet patch, naughty Claudia sucks her covers and tastes her nectar! After taking off her panties completely, Claudia lays back and attempts to shoot another stream of her pee over herself. Her top gets sodden in piss and she gazes across the room when a brilliant idea comes into her head. She gets hold of a glass and places it underneath her pussy as she bends over and pees again, catching her droplets in the glass. She then pours it over her tits and dips her hair in the remaining juices, before drinking it's contents! This horny blonde is completely naked and wants to play with herself so uses a purple vibrator on her pussy to make herself orgasm. Afterwards, she catches even more of her golden piss in the glass and pours this over herself before taking one last gulp!
Perpetuum Pissile
Girl: Beth
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Beth returns in a very explosive update. Her sexy little red dress and stockings are only a distraction for what is soon to follow. Revealing a natural hairy look, subtlety is not her intention here. The magic truly begins as she leans onto the sofa with one hand, and her body hovers in the air to pee. The view is spectacular as she teeters herself over the container while sustaining her stream. Throughout the scene, Beth positions herself like a pro, showing off her sexy legs and remarkable peeing ability. Going as far as some pee enemas, she still has it in her for the explosive finale.
Fitness and Piss
Girl: Amaris
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Blonde babe Amaris is our latest hottie to feature on Wet and Pissy and this sexy girl is keeping herself fit by doing some exercise at home while looking in the mirror. The camera zooms in on her ass and Amaris decides to have some fun with it! She pulls her gym panties up between her pussy lips and shows off her shaved pussy before she masturbates while standing up. Suddenly, Amaris starts pussy pissing on the floor and gets so turned on that she lays back on her bed and toys herself with a vibrator and masturbates at the same time. This naughty babe pisses again on the floor and while she stands up, we zoom in on her soaking wet pussy as she pees into a glass bottle. Amaris pours it over her big tits and then wants some more pussy play so she enjoys another sex toy which vibrates against her clit and nipples! She orgasms and splashes around in her piss puddle to finish her latest pissing porn scene!
Wet Red Pants
Girl: Mini M.
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Curly haired brunette Mini Mitzi walks into the lounge suffering from pee desperation. She holds onto the crotch of her red pants and knows full well that she won't make it to the bathroom. With one leg lifted up on a footstool, this naughty babe starts peeing her pants and lets her juices soak all the way down her leg and onto the floor! Mini Mitzi seductively rubs her hand over herself and now feeling horny, she takes off her heels and pulls down her trousers! Once they are off, Mini Mitzi uses them to mop up her pee puddle from the tiled floor and licks the wet fabric. She sits down on the foot stool and plays with her pussy, slipping a finger in, then pauses to release another pee stream down onto the tiles! Mini Mitzi dives into her wet mess and then rides a purple jelly dildo to ramp up her pussy pleasure! She soaks her sex toy in even more golden streams and once she has orgasmed, she puts back on her wet pants to finish this pissing porno!
Lapping Up Her Piss
Girl: Alice N.
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Alice Nice is a consistently great pisser. Aside from her shoes, she's wearing only two pieces of clothing - a striped pink top and a denim skirt. Panty-less Alice takes a pee into a wine glass while sitting on a table. After filling the glass up once, you'd expect her to be done here, but she proves to be much more capable than that. She gets her clothing soaked before going full nude. She climbs the table and sets up in a hot and extreme doggy position. The pissing is fantastic here, sometimes going full stream straight onto the table, sometimes running down her leg, and then also running down her stomach. Even with some brief pausing, Alice's capacity to pee is unmistakable. The wet and shiny table top is Alice's playground, sweeping her arms over the surface licking it unconditionally. With an orange toy, Alice spreads herself open while laying down on the table offering an explicit view of the action. After fiddling around with a dildo, Alice takes to the floor, standing behind the table. From here she soaks the table top once more for some more frolicking on it's surface.
Splash Those Feet
Girl: Irina C.
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Sexy blonde Irina Cage is a new face here on Wet and Pissy and we just know you're going to love her! This cutie has woken up from a nap and is feeling really horny. After rubbing her hands over her sexy pink lingerie, Irina suddenly feels the urge to pee. She squats above a large pink bowl and pulls her panties to one side while pussy pissing right into it! Irina looks extremely satisifed and paddles her feet into the bowl. Her cute white socks get drenched in piss and after Irina takes them off, she dips them in her collected pee and rubs herself in her golden nectar. This naughty babe strips naked and masturbates on her piss-soaked bed then pees again, this time all over her fitted sheet. Irina bends over in the doggystyle position to pleasure herself with a popsicle shaped dildo and brings herself to orgasm while peeing over her bed and ends her pissing porn debut by going one final time in the bowl!
Sensational Squirting Orgasm
Girl: Jennifer M.
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Busty brunette Jennifer Mendes is dressed in a tiny miniskirt and cropped top, properly showing off her curves in our latest Wet and Pissy scene! This curvy cutie pulls down her top and shakes her big tits before she slips her hand down into her panties to touch herself. Jennifer starts wetting her panties while we zoom in close and capture the golden droplets flow down over her ass cheeks. She takes off her panties and sucks the damp fabric, then continues to pleasure her pussy with her fingers. This cheeky babe lays upside down and fires another stream of golden piss all over her own face, giving herself some piss in mouth action and gets absolutely drenched in her juices! She sits up with a metal speculum, slipping it into her wet hole and gapes her hole wide apart. Jennifer fires her pee into a big glass vase and pours the contents into her mouth, spitting it back out again over her tits. She finishes off with a blue dildo before masturbating to a forceful squirting orgasm!
Lena Love Returns
Girl: Lena L.
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Some of our members may recognize Lena from several years ago on Wet and Pissy - and what a pleasure to work with her again. First and foremost, Lena still looks amazing. She has that magical quality of giving a performance that makes us feel like we are the single individual watching her. But what about the pissing? After wetting her jeans, Lena hops on to the table, does a quick little belly slide on it's surface and undresses meticulously. Now in her bare glory, we have the answer to our question about her pissing. Lena earns another top mark here, and this first shot is exceptional. Down on her knees, she starts off peeing in an almost squatted state until she pivots forward. The table top proves to be a prime location, with Lena shot in full frame as the puddle forms nicely beneath her fantastic stream. She takes a few moments to slide and twirl on the glass surface, tantalizing our senses. During some self stimulation with a rubber dildo, Lena pees for us again. This is a very raw pee, in the sense that she doesn't seem concerned about setting herself up for any particular pose, but just letting it fly as she lays back. A large goblet is the focus of her final pee as Lena gives us one more wonderful piss to remember her by.