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Puppy In Blue
Girl: Puppy
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Hot blonde Puppy makes her return to Wet and Pissy nearly 4 years since she first graced our screens and she looks sexier than ever! She is in the bathroom dressed in an electric blue swimsuit and shows off her sexy body when suddenly she feels the urge to piss. She holds onto her crotch and although there is a toilet right behind her, this naughty blonde sprays a stream of her piss all over the floor, wetting her panties in the process. She catches her golden stream in her hands and splashes it over her swimsuit and then she strips from her swimsuit, places it on the floor and mops up her juices. Puppy rubs her wet swimsuit over her naked body then finds a purple speculum which she uses while laying down on a leather foot stool. She teases her wet pussy with it before inserting it inside her pussy and gapes herself wide apart before firing another powerful stream of golden pee onto the floor. Puppy splashes around in her puddle of piss and then bends over on the footstool before toying her pussy with a blue vibrator. Puppy gets a vase and catches her own piss in it, pouring the contents down over herself and into her mouth before she continues her vibrator play. Using a hand held massager, she holds it against her clit while enjoying the penetration of her vibrator and just before she orgasms, she pulls out her vibrator and shoots messy pee streams down onto the floor, thoroughly enjoying her return to pissing porn!
Diving In Her Piss
Girl: Delphine
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Sexy blonde Delphine is back again for another scene on Wet and Pissy and we swear she just gets hotter everytime we see her! Dressed in a blue tank top and panties, she sits on the dresser and pulls down her top to play with her nipples before standing up and rubbing her hands against the crotch of her panties. She suddenly feels pee desperation set in and almost shudders while touching her cameltoe then as she sits down on the floor, she starts wetting her panties! Her golden pee starts to gush out and soak the wooden floor while she looks extremely relieved to have let juices flow. After licking her fingers clean, naughty Delphine dives into her wet puddle, covering herself in her fresh piss. She starts taking off her pee soaked outfit and squeezes the fabric over herself. Once she is naked, piss professional Delphine catches another stream of her golden pee in three wine glasses that she strategically places on the floor and aims towards using a funnel. She sits on the foot stool and pours one all over her long blonde hair then decides it's time for some pussy play! She starts touching her pussy while licking a glass dildo then slides it into her wet pussy while laying down on the floor with her legs over her head. Delphine pauses and self pisses over her gorgeous face and even further over her head, spraying powerful and messy streams of pee from her pulsating pussy. She finishes her dildo play and while bent over on the floor, enjoys one final piss, and rolls around in her amazing amount of golden nectar that is still left on the floor!
Powerful Streams
Girl: Amanda E.
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Amanda Estela stands before us in a one piece outfit and some shorts and a sexy pair of red stilettos. Her one piece outfit beneath her shorts gives her quick access to everything she will need. With the snap of a button, Amanda lays back on the table throwing her legs up into the air while spreading them apart. One of our favorite poses is a hit with Amanda as the view stays locked in closely, titling the angle for the most coverage. She does a great job, with her stream shooting cleanly and forcefully into the air with extreme clarity. It's definitely a moment that begs to be played over and over. Amanda covers a lot more diverse acts, soaking up the table top with her green one piece and squirting out some nice pissing a couple of times paired with some dildo action to name a few. She wraps things up with an excellent standing piss into a bottle with a funnel on top. She has remarkable accuracy. Without looking down for the bottle, Amanda nets it into the funnel easily until her stream slows down to a hot little trickle. She bathes herself with the bottle's contents for her last pissy act.
Spraying The Mist
Girl: Cynthia V.
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Brunette babe Cynthia Vellons features in our latest pissing porn scene here on Wet and Pissy and in this movie, Cynthia is sitting at her desk in a tight miniskirt and heels. She starts feeling horny and pulls down her dress to reveal and play with her big fake tits then rubs her pussy through her panties. She stands up and slides her hand into her panties to touch herself then suddenly needs to pee. Cynthia bends over her leather chair and starts peeing her pants, letting her juices flow down onto the chair. She takes off her wet panties and tastes her juices as she sucks the fabric then this brunette MILF sits in the chair and fingers herself. She holds a round bottle under her pussy and pees into it, turning it into a spray bottle. Cynthia sprays her pee over herself and pays particular attention to her big tits and pussy. She takes off the top and pours some into her mouth, spitting it back down over herself. Taking another gulp, naughty Cynthia tries piss drinking then continues to masturbate, piss and toy herself with a glass dildo!
Closeup Speculum Pee
Girl: Andis
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Dark haired babe Andis starts off her debut scene with Wet and Pissy suffering from pee desperation. She is wearing tight denim hotpants and needs to pee now so gets a small plastic bag from the sideboard and manages to take off her denims before she balances on the edge of the sofa and catches her golden piss as it gushes from her pissing pussy. She catches a nice amount of pee in her bag and then pierces it with her teeth, letting it drizzle all over her top, soaking her through. She lets her juices pour into her mouth and tastes herself and once the plastic bag is empty, this soaking wet babe takes off her top and squeezes even more of her piss over her naked body. Andis gets hold of a little pink vibrator and slides it into her tight ass while fingering her pussy. While enjoying her sex toy play she fires another stream of piss down onto the floor, this time aiming up high! Laying on her back, this sexy babe gapes her pussy wide apart using a metal speculum and as we zoom in close she fingers herself before another stream of piss leaves her uretha, up close and personal! All of this piss play has made Andis even more horny so she toys her pussy with a red dildo and stands up to bring herself to orgasm. While filling her pussy she sprays a messy and powerful stream of piss on the floor and catches it in a glass bowl which is already beneath her. Finally, Andis pours her golden pee into her mouth and gives herself a proper taste of piss drinking to finish her amazing scene!
Experienced MILF
Girl: Emily B.
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We thought it was about time we brought a new face to Wet and Pissy so please welcome Emily Bright! A gorgeous blonde MILF with plenty of experience up her sleeve, Emily is in the office in a neon pink lace bodysuit and tiny denim hotpants. She is watering her plants and suddenly needs to pee! Holding onto her crotch, this glamour puss pulls down her denims and squats in front of a chair while pulling her bodysuit to one side. After some slight nervousness, Emily starts pussy pissing all over her hotpants and licks her juices from the wet fabric. She pulls down her bodysuit to release her huge fake tits and then climbs up on the leather chair to finger herself. This hot MILF pees again and then splashes her pee puddle up into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking then rubs her big tits into her puddle, lapping up even more of her juices! Once she is naked, Emily toys her wet pussy with a dildo and then pees in a glass vase. She dips her dildo into the vase and sucks up her juices before squirting them back out again in her mouth and over her bare pussy. Emily finishes herself off with her dildo and pees one more time to complete quite an impressive debut!
Wet Stefany
Girl: Stefany
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Cute brunette Stefany is dressed head to toe in denim and as she sits on a clear chair, we notice a wet patch appearing on her denim jeans. She starts to undress and once she is naked and sitting on the table, she pulls apart her pussy lips and sprays a stream of golden piss over the chair. Naughty Stefany laps her juices up and enjoys tasting herself. She uses a purple speculum and stretches herself further ready for her textured sex toy which she slides into her hole! Finally, this pretty babe gets herself off and pees over the floor, diving into her juices and getting even more soaked in piss!
Decently
Girl: Angelina
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Black haired Angelina looks pretty shy and teases us by rubbing her hands all over her body. She isn't wearing any panties and loves to show off her freshly shaved pussy. Using her fingers, she rubs her XXL pussy lips and lays back on a glass table firing piss into the air. Continuing to masturbate, Angelina releases more golden pee onto her chair in short bursts. She sits in her pissy puddle and dips her tight ass in her juices along with her knee socks. Using a speculum, she spreads her wet pussy wide and catches another stream in a goblet. She finishes herself off with a glass dildo and dives into her wet mess, covering her gorgeous hair in piss.
Drenched Bedsheets
Girl: Athenea
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Colombian babe Athenea makes her Wet and Pissy debut and lays on the bed teasing in hot pink shorts and a cropped top. This playful hottie shakes her ass and then kneels up with one leg lifted onto her metal headboard. Suddenly Athenea start peeing her pants, letting her golden juices flow through the crotch of her shorts. We zoom in close as she catches some of her piss droplets in her hand! Athenea scoops up her puddle of pee that has soaked her bedsheets and pours her golden nectar over her cropped top, turning it see-through. This tattooed babe starts to strip and teases her pussy with a metal speculum, gaping her hole apart while pissing some more. She breaks out a jelly dildo and fucks herself in the doggystyle position before pausing to piss again, drenching her bedsheets even more. This pissing pornstar ditches her sex toy in favour of her fingers and brings herself to orgasm!
Dripping Wet MILF
Girl: Cynthia V.
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Brunette MILF Cynthia Vellons makes her debut this week on Wet and Pissy and looks very inviting in a velvet basque and satin panties. She walks over to a glass table and bends over, pulling her panties up between her pussy lips. She pulls down her basque and plays with her big fake tits then pulls her panties to one side to masturbate! Her shaved pussy is delicious and Cynthia starts pissing all over the table. She dives into her puddle and laps up her juices, piss tasting and spits it back out again. This hot babe mops up her pee with her panties and squeezes her golden nectar into her mouth then drizzles it all over her naked body. Grabbing hold of a glass bottle, Cynthia briefly finger her pussy before she lets another golden stream loose, catching it in the bottle beneath her. She puts the lid back on and pour it over herself and into her mouth. Using a golden vibrator, Cynthia bends over the glass table and toys herself while we zoom in close as she enjoys her pussy play. She pauses briefly and pisses again on the table, holding her vibrator underneath her pee stream then moves down onto the floor and finishes her sex toy play, spraying a powerful stream of piss down onto the ground to finish off the most perfect hd pissing porn debut!
Soaked Serenya
Girl: Serenya G.
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Serenya Gomez features in our latest Wet and Pissy scene and this stunning brunette is dressed in skintight pink denims and a tee. She sits on the desk and rubs her hand up and down her leg before taking off her leopard print high heels. Suddenly Serenya feels the need to pee and squats on top of the desk while pulling down her denims. She starts pussy pissing all over the top of the desk, letting her juices trickle over the edge and down onto the ground as she lets loose! Serenya takes off her denims and splashes about in her pee puddle, licking her fingers clean. She moves over to the sideboard and fingers her wet pussy then catches another stream of piss in a glass jar. This naughty babe pours it into her mouth and all over her tee! Our pissing porno continues with Serenya stripping naked and this hottie uses a metal speculum to gape herself wide apart while peeing again! She sprays like a sprinkler all over the rug and then gives herself an orgasm with a vibrator while bent over her leather coated chair. Of course there's time for one final pee as she soaks the chair and the camera in the process!
Ravishing In Red
Girl: Megan V.
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Stunning raven haired Megan Venturi joins us for a pissing porno in the lounge while wearing some sexy red lingerie showing off her slim figure when she moves over to the couch and starts to pull at her garter and pull down her lace bra top. Megan plays with her tiny tits and starts to rub her pussy through her panties with her fingers. Once her panties are off, this gorgeous babe fingers her pussy and holds a wine glass beneath her and starts pussy pissing right into it! She pours it into her mouth and spits it back out over herself and trickles some over her shaved pussy. Getting hold of a vibrator, Megan lays back on the couch and pleasures herself then holds her pussy while pissing again all over the couch. She laps up her juices from the couch and continues her vibrator play! After aiming her pissing pussy towards a giant goblet, Megan tastes her pee some more and we zoom in on her sex toy action while she is soaked in her own golden piss!
Gaping and Gushing
Girl: Lara F.
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Brunette beauty Lara Fox appears in our latest scene here at Wet and Pissy and this babe is in the dining room in tight denim jeans and skinny tee. She rubs her hands across her crotch then turns around to show off how tight those denims really are as they cling to her curvy ass. She pulls down her top to play with her tits and slides her hand down into her jeans, touching her pussy. Lara lifts her leg up onto the table and suddenly starts peeing her pants, letting her pee stream trickle down her legs. She takes off her jeans and mops up her pee from the floor then climbs up onto the dining table to finger her wet pussy! We zoom in close on Lara's XXL pussy lips as she pleasures herself before she spreads her lips apart and pisses all over the table, creating quite an impressive arc of pee! She dives into her juices and laps up the piss puddle, spitting it back out onto the table beneath her. Lara takes off her soaking wet top and squeezes her pee over her hot naked body, licking the fabric to taste more of her golden nectar. This naughty babe continues to finger herself and gush all over the table before she toys her pussy with a blue dildo. Once she has orgasmed, Lara bends over and pees one more time, splashing her golden puddle all over herself to finish her pissing porn movie!
Peeing Like An Angel
Girl: Angel W.
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Angel Wicky, a busty blond with knee-torn jeans and bushy hot spot takes a different approach for jean wetting. Ready to pee, she drops her pants halfway down her thighs for an open view wetting. She dances in a tight little scuttle as she turns away, with coy nervousness she hunches her torso forward as she starts to pee. She's noticeably enjoying herself with some subtle but effective sighs and laughs with her piss falling into and through her jeans. After sucking on her jeans, Angel proceeds to serving herself a golden goblet of pee, filling it as she holds it in front of her. For her next bit, she lays on her back with the always inviting spread open legs as she pees into the air on onto herself. She gets her hands on a thick black toy, bouncing up and down in a simulated sexual encounter. Moving through different phases with the toy, Angel finds herself in a squatted position as she begins her 'squirt' run, amassing a good amount of power shots, especially towards the end as she moves to an on-and-off rhythm pumping out some short but weighty blasts that travel in several directions.
Jessica Lincoln
Girl: Jessica L.
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This week we have the pleasure of presenting Jessica Lincoln, a toned vixen with a very healthy pair of legs. She looks great in her jeans, with her aforementioned legs plumping them up. They don't really do justice for her ass though, but as she drops them down to her knees, we see that the goods are definitely there too. Of course it would be careless to forget to mention her captivating eyes and smile. Jessica starts of with some jean wetting to licking before she begins to really open up to pissing. Laying back on an ottoman, Jessica spreads her legs in the always arousing "v" shaped position. She lets out a couple of great spurts into the air with the camera zooming in as she puts in some extra effort to squeeze out as much as she can. After some action with a purple toy, Jessica takes a piss into a massive goblet. She has some great sustained streams here and she pours the contents into her mouth and lets it run off of her body. After some more action with her toy, Jessica is back on the ottoman pissing, this time with her face plunged into it and her ass appropriately up in the air. Again she manages some strong bursts, sometimes pissing onto the seat and then past it straight to the floor. Jessica wraps up with a winning finish, now standing with one leg tip-toed on the ottoman and the other on the floor. With a camera angle from below, Jessica lets another fine piss fly. The view is great as is the sound when her stream gets thicker and more powerful.
Wet Bed
Girl: Naomi
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Naomi wakes startled from a dream where she is sure she wet the bed. She realises that she hasn't but really needs to go, so starts to strip and pisses all over her chair. Watching a puddle of pee form across the top of the chair is just mesmerizing! She rubs her pussy and continues to pee, making her puddle even bigger. She plays with her piss with her fingers and tastes it before using a straw to cover her tits and shoves her head in her piss puddle! She laps up her piss loving every minute of it. Using chopsticks, she stretches her hole open and fires another stream of piss towards the camera. She collects her warm nectar in a glass and drinks it and by now she is absolutely soaked in her own urine - even her hair is wet and she looks so hot! Finishing herself off with a black sex toy, this is one horny scene you won't want to miss!
Soaking Sofia
Girl: Sofia L.
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Curvy brunette Sofia Lee is our newest face here on Wet and Pissy and this stunning babe walks into the room in hot pink lingerie and a satin dressing gown. She opens up her gown and shows off her big tits encased in her lace lingerie then strips out of it to show off more of her hot body. Climbing onto the leather chair, Sofia starts pussy pissing through her panties and lets her juices flow down onto the seat beneath her. After wetting her panties, this brunette hottie sits in her pee puddle and rubs her ass all over her juices. She kneels down and laps up her golden pee then strips from her bra to tease her big tits and suck her own nipples! Sofia takes off her wet panties and rubs them against her trimmed pussy then fingers herself while stood up with one leg up on the chair. Holding a glass bottle beneath her, Sofia fills it with another stream of her golden piss then pours it into her mouth, spitting it down herself. She uses a jelly dildo and slides it between her big tits, moving it down to her pussy before sliding it between her puffy peach pussy lips. She takes a short break from her dildo play to fill the bottle again and this time gives herself a golden shower, soaking herself completely! Piss drenched Sofia bends over on the chair and fucks herself in doggystyle, giving herself an orgasm!
Soaking the Pink
Girl: Amanda H.
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It's been just over a year since Amanda Hill last graced our screens here at Wet and Pissy and today she joins us and looks so much more confident in front of the camera! Amanda is dressed in a tight pink dress and high heels as she teases while learning against a wall. Her thigh tattoo is on show as she suddenly looks to be suffering with pee desperation. Amanda moves over to the middle of the room, gets a glass bowl and stands while peeing her pants and lets her golden streams pour down while we zoom in close. She sucks her fingers then takes down her wet panties so that she can touch her drenched pussy. Once her pink panties are off, Amanda dips them into the bowl of pee and puts them in her mouth, sucking the wet fabric to give herself a taste of her piss. She soaks up more of her collected pee and drizzles it down over her tank top, takes it off then pours the last remaining drops down onto her natural tits! Diving into her piss puddle on the floor, Amanda gets soaked from head to toe then sits up on a stool, spreads her legs and starts fingering her pussy. She feels the urge to pee again, so climbs up onto the stool and bends over, releasing her streams down onto the wood. She continues her pussy play with a golden vibrator which she rubs against her labia, slides into her pussy while bent over then changes positions so that she is sat up with her legs spread wide open. She masturbates at the same time as pleasuring her hole and her pussy juices ooze out of her as she enjoys her vibrator play. Pulling the vibe out briefly, Amanda pees in a high arc down onto the floor and catches some of her stream in her hands, splashing it over herself and into her mouth! This pee lasts for ages and once Amanda has finished she dives down on the floor in her juices and squats up to masturbate! While fingering her pussy, she finishes herself off and enjoys a squirting orgasm, aimed down into her glass bowl. She pours it down over her head, giving herself a golden shower and looks seriously satisfied with her piss play efforts!
Hot In The Office
Girl: Antonia
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Antonia Sainz is back on Wet and Pissy and this stunning redhead is feeling the heat! Sitting in the office, Antonia is waiting for a meeting and decides to try and cool herself down. The office fan isn't working and Antonia can't take it any longer so she comes up with an inventive idea to cool down. She takes off her top and miniskirt to leave herself in lace topped stockings. Antonia starts pussy pissing into a glass vase and pours her golden juices into her mouth and down over her hot body. This turns her on so much that she has to play with her pussy and uses her fingers to tease her pussy lips. Bending over the glass table, she fingers her pussy and then sits on top of it to gape apart her pussy with a metal speculum. While her pussy is stretched to the max, naughty Antonia pees again and mops up her juices with some fabric. She moves onto a big jelly dildo and lays in her piss puddle while she toys herself. This redhead hottie laps up her pee from the table and then finishes herself off with her dildo with time to piss once more over a leather office chair in this pissing porno!
Drinking Golden Nectar
Girl: Vinna R.
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Vinna Reed debuts on Wet and Pissy after appearing on Wet and Puffy a couple of years ago. Her character portrayal is that of the 'hot girl' letting you watch, and it suits her well, but we do get some glimpses of real enjoyment as she flings some flirtatious smiles towards the camera and looks straight into the camera. Her shorts are about as short as they can get and they are especially revealing in her sweet spot. She pees wearing her shorts - her stream running down the sofa and and briefly pushing through them. She frolics in the wet floor after she drops them. Soon Vinna is on the sofa leaning back and using a speculum for a brazen piss. She changes her mind about the speculum and takes a more natural approach using only her hands. This is a lengthy piss with a great viewing angle. Her beautiful stream gushes out as the view tilts and tightens on her body. There's still more pissing from Vinna with an excellent pose on her knees while on top of the sofa. She has a brief piss on the sofa and then another into a clear cylinder.
Grey Jeans
Girl: Cheryl
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Cheryl makes her first appearance on Wet and Pissy. She gets herself excited for her first scene by rubbing her pussy and playing with her pert tits. She gets so excited playing with herself that she starts to piss in her black denims. Pee streams down her legs and soaks her crotch making it all dark and wet. Cheryl takes off her jeans and pisses into a big bowl before pouring the golden nectar all over herself and even tasting it. She uses a white vibrator on her pussy to tease herself even more before pissing again into the vase and covering her hair in wet mess. Finishing herself off with a magic wand vibrator, Cheryl has an amazing orgasm and pees once more on the table.
Piss Soaked Toy Play
Girl: Rachel E.
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Wet and Pissy proudly presents another instance of top tier pissing from Rachel Evans. This little minx has been featured in many pissing videos, and her qualifications show in her latest episode. Rachel keeps it simple with a pink top and blue shorts with matching pink. She lays back on the couch, peeing while still wearing her shorts. After moving around in her wet shorts for a bit, Rachel slides out of them, ready for her second round of peeing. We've seen pissing porn stars squirt out some elegant streams and this isn't an example of that. Rachel's stream is erratic in form, and this is a great thing. Still, Rachel is able to stop and go as she pleases, filling her hand up and licking it up while still peeing. There's plenty of clothe soaking and hair drenching with Rachel on board. Rachel moves from playing with a large dildo to a personal favorite of hers. There's some piss squiring here and then Rachel pees one last time for us, spreading her legs open as she leans back on the sofa. Spreading her pussy with her hands makes her stream cleaner and more accurate as she aims for a large vase on the floor.
Debora
Girl: Debora
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Hot blonde Debora teases in the lounge in knee high socks, tiny hotpants and a tied up tank top. She pushes her boobs together then suddenly pees through her hotpants, making a nice wet patch which turns darker as it gets more and more wet. She bends over to show us how soaked her hotpants are before stripping out of them and sucking them to taste her golden pee. She gets a wine glass and kneels as she sprays a stream into it. Once it is filled to the brim, pretty Debora pours the contents over her tank top which makes it turn see-through - her nipples peek out from beneath it and she even dips her pretty blonde hair in the glass too! After pouring the rest of her warm piss over a leather cushion, Debora licks it then bends over to finger her pussy. This piss play loving babe lies down on the cushion and with her legs spread and high in the air, she fires yet another stream of piss upwards - it's hard to believe how much pee this hot blonde actually has inside her! To finish a perfect solo pee play scene, Debora teases her pussy with an Hitachi magic wand vibrator to give herself a shuddering orgasm!
Pulsating Streams
Girl: Ali B.
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Brunette babe Ali Bordeaux is dressed in fishnet pantyhose and a tank top while teasing in the dining room. She has her trimmed pussy on show while she touches herself and really shows off her tattooed body! Ali is feeling seriously horny so she lifts up her tank top and plays with her small, but perfect tits! She takes off her top completely and lifts one leg up onto the glass table before spraying a stream of her golden piss down onto her top. Her juices drench her top and Ali squeezes it into her mouth and down over her body. After bending over and teasing her pussy with her fingers some more, Ali gets a glass goblet and kneels up on the table before she starts pussy pissing into it. There's no way she is going to fill it to the top, but Ali really tries her hardest to empty herself. She gets a pipette and squeezes some of her piss into the tube, inserts it into her pussy and gives herself a pussy wash, firing her golden piss up into her hole! She keeps squeezing her pee over her trimmed pussy and then licks up her juices from the tabletop to give herself a taste of piss drinking. Her hair gets drenched too as Ali rubs it in her pissy puddle and this horny babe lays on her side in her wet mess while fingering her pussy and sucking her fingers clean! She lays back with her legs in the air and rips her pantyhose apart, firing pulsating streams of piss down onto the table and over the edge while we zoom in close on her pissing pussy. She fills her pussy with a glass dildo and changes positions into the doggystyle position before she speeds things up and makes herself cum, finishing by enjoying a standing pee all over the floor!