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Purple Pee Toy
Girl: Quinn L.
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Quinn Lindermann is a striking raven haired babe and in her debut scene for Wet and Pissy she looks hot as fuck wearing ripped tight denim jeans and a simple tee. She lifts up her tee almost immediately to give us a bit of a tease before kneeling on a glass plinth and pissing right through her denims! A dark patch of pee shows on her crotch and this naughty looking babe touches the patch before licking her fingers and giving herself a little taster of her golden pee. Once she shows off her perfect ass encased in pissy denims, Quinn slips herself out of them and starts to suck the crotch even more. She climbs onto a glass table and attempts to fire a stream of her juices over the ground and the plinth before she dives into her puddle and makes her tee turn transparent. She laps her juices up off the glass surface and then continues to strip so that she is naked and showing off her amazing tits! Using her tee, Quinn mops up her piss puddle and squeezes droplets of pee into her mouth. Next she uses a funnel and a plastic bag to catch a decent amount of her piss then breaks a corner of the bag open to give herself a self golden shower! Using a purple vibrator, she toys her eager pussy as she lays on the glass table which prompts even more pee to fire out of her hole! Once she has made herself cum with immense pleasure, playful Quinn continues to taste her juices and have a bit more fun before ending this fantastic piss play scene!
Lara Needs To Pee
Girl: Lara F.
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Lara Fox joins us again for another Wet and Pissy scene and this dark haired hottie is seriously desperate to pee as she walks into her apartment. She squats down near her dresser and manages to grab hold of a glass bowl before teetering over towards her couch. Lara pulls her tiny pink miniskirt up and starts pussy pissing down into the bowl which she has now placed on the ground. This playful babe splashes her warm juices over her top and turns it see-through, squeezes her tits together while they are soaked in wet fabric. Lara strips naked and fingers her pussy , masturbating while leaning on the couch then pees again down in the bowl. She dips her long brown hair into the bowl and gets it wet with pee before pouring the rest of her piss over her head to give herself a golden shower! This naughty girl finds a dildo that she hid earlier and stand up while bending over to fuck her wet pussy. She pauses to spread her ass cheeks apart and enjoys another piss down onto the floor. Lara dives into her pee puddle then masturbates to orgasm, catching one final stream in her bowl to give herself some piss in mouth fun!
Soaking Secretary
Girl: Ryana
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Stunning secretary Ryana makes her debut in our latest Wet and Pissy scene and this cute office intern would make any CEO crawl to their knees! This naughty babe sits in her leather chair and starts to unbutton her blouse, letting her big tits free. She gives them a squeeze and lifts up her miniskirt, pulling her panties down to her thighs. Suddenly this hottie starts pussy pissing and ends up wetting her panties! She not only soaks through the fabric of her cotton panties, but wets the floor too! Ryana uses them to mop up some of her golden pee puddle and squeezes her juices over herself. She sits down in the chair, now wearing nothing but her blouse and fingers her wet pussy. Ryana continues to strip and with her clothing on the floor in a messy pile, this playful girl pees again, this time soaking all of her clothes. Moving onto a jelly dildo, Ryana climbs up onto the desk and toys her pussy, pausing to soak the desktop with another piss stream. After she licks up some of her pee, Ryana continues to pleasure herself with her sex toy with time at the end of her debut to catch another piss stream in a glass jug. This may be her first time, but Ryana is pretty open to anything and gives herself a taste of piss drinking on camera!
Best OF
Girl: Nicole V.
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Today on Wet and Pissy we bring you an amazing pee compilation of our very best scenes all in one handy place! This compilation starts off with hot blonde Violette who is caught peeing her pants, letting her juices stream down the legs of her denims. She places her hands down onto her wet crotch and licks her fingers, enjoying the taste of her own pee. Afterwards, Violette opens her legs while sitting on a stool and shows off how damp her crotch actually is! We follow this with blonde babe Nicole Vice who can't hold her pee desperation any longer as her golden stream fires through the crotch of her barely there hotpants! She pees all over a glass table and the floor. The last of the blondes we feature wets her tiny hotpants while sitting on the dining table and then dives into her puddle of piss! Moving onto even more gorgeous pissing babes we continue our compilation with some faster clips - with piss flowing freely from some more famous faces including Lady Dee, Christy Charming and Jenifer Jane. These stunning babes love to get pee drenched and taste their own juices in this solo masturbation and sex toy pissing porn compilation!
Soaking The Bedsheets
Girl: Julia P.
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Julia Parker returns for her follow-up scene here at Wet and Pissy and this blonde babe doesn't disappoint! We last saw Julia back in 2018, but she hasn't changed one bit and she lays on the bed rubbing her hands over her panties and gets herself turned on! Her cameltoe looks very inviting as Julia gets intimate with herself to start this scene. She pulls up her panties then suddenly starts wetting her panties right there on the bed, soaking her bedsheets and panties at the same time! Julia looks satisfied as she relieves herself then touches her crotch before she sucks her fingers. Bending over into the doggystyle position, this hot blonde's ass is completely soaked and she pulls up part of her bed sheet to suck her own juices from the damp fabric. She takes off her panties to continue touching herself and naughty Julia lays with her ass up on her pillow to give herself the best angle for fingering her hole! She spreads her pussy lips apart then starts pussy pissing all over herself while we zoom in close on her pee stream. Feeling seriously horny now, this minx strips naked and uses a metal speculum to rub against her pussy before she gapes herself wide apart. With her pussy spread, Julia aims another piss stream into a giant glass bowl and leans back to pour her golden juices down over her naked body and over her tongue! Finishing herself off on the bed, Julia masturbates and sprays one final piss over her bed!
Twice as Desperate
Girl: Sweetie P.
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New raven haired beauty Sweetie Plum is in the lounge dressed in satin and lace lingerie and rubs her hands over the shiny fabric to start her debut scene with Wet and Pissy. Pulling down the top, she teases her big nipples and climbs up onto a leather chair to lift her babydoll. Showing off her ass, Sweetie Plum holds onto her crotch and suddenly experiences pee desperation. She sits on the edge of the chair and starts pussy pissing into a glass goblet. Pouring her golden juices down over herself, this hottie gets drenched and takes off her babydoll to suck her piss from the wet fabric. After she fingers her pussy, Sweetie Plum makes herself need another piss already and pees into the goblet again. She continues to soak herself and even tastes a drop of her piss! Bending over into the doggystyle position, Sweetie Plum toys herself with a golden vibrator and kneels up to spread her legs. Pissing down onto the chair, she makes quite a pissy mess and splashes it over herself. She carries on toying herself and then drops her toy to masturbate to orgasm! Finally this newcomer pees one final time and sits in it, splashing around in her wet juices!
Wet Dildo Play
Girl: Sasha Z.
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Sasha Zima's petite body houses a pair of superb legs, highlighted by her snug fitting pink shorts. Climbing onto the table getting down on her hands and knees, Sasha drops a glass between her legs and pees through her shorts. Most of her pee filters through them, but some of it escapes outside the edges. With the glass almost full, Sasha gets her chest fully soaked, and so it is her first piece of clothing to go. She mingles with a pair of candles, using them somewhat like a speculum as she pushes out a mini pee. This serves as an opening for a standing pee with one foot on the table. She takes a few moments before she gets it going. She follows up by mounting a dildo on the corner of the table. Once more she gets one foot on the table, but this time her back faces the camera, gaping with her hand as she showers the toy. She rides it on the table and then takes a manual hands on approach leading to a shuttering climax. Finally, Sasha climbs onto the sofa, laying on her back with legs up in the air, taking a little piss over her body, trying to spray her own face.
Soaked In Her Streams
Girl: Kara R.
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Beautiful brunette Kara Rowe debuts on Wet and Pissy in our latest update and this busty babe starts off her scene looking desperate to pee! Pulling down her denim shorts quickly, Kara squats while holding onto the leather couch and starts pussy pissing right into her shorts before she sits on the floor and mops up her juices. Kara licks the wet denim fabric, then sits on the coffee table to masturbate and finger her pussy. While sitting on her plaid shirt, Kara pees again and completely drenches it with her streams. This big boobed beauty slips back into her shirt and pleasures her wet pussy with a pink vibrator! Kara pauses to piss again all over the coffee table then lays in her pissy puddle, continuing to pleasure herself to finish off her first pissing porno!
Jessica Lincoln
Girl: Jessica L.
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This week we have the pleasure of presenting Jessica Lincoln, a toned vixen with a very healthy pair of legs. She looks great in her jeans, with her aforementioned legs plumping them up. They don't really do justice for her ass though, but as she drops them down to her knees, we see that the goods are definitely there too. Of course it would be careless to forget to mention her captivating eyes and smile. Jessica starts of with some jean wetting to licking before she begins to really open up to pissing. Laying back on an ottoman, Jessica spreads her legs in the always arousing "v" shaped position. She lets out a couple of great spurts into the air with the camera zooming in as she puts in some extra effort to squeeze out as much as she can. After some action with a purple toy, Jessica takes a piss into a massive goblet. She has some great sustained streams here and she pours the contents into her mouth and lets it run off of her body. After some more action with her toy, Jessica is back on the ottoman pissing, this time with her face plunged into it and her ass appropriately up in the air. Again she manages some strong bursts, sometimes pissing onto the seat and then past it straight to the floor. Jessica wraps up with a winning finish, now standing with one leg tip-toed on the ottoman and the other on the floor. With a camera angle from below, Jessica lets another fine piss fly. The view is great as is the sound when her stream gets thicker and more powerful.
Squirting Fun
Girl: Lady D.
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Lady Dee is back and she has a magnificent show in store for our viewers. Crotch-less panties are divine, especially when Lady Dee pees right through their liberated style. Hovering over your eyes, Dee drops to a knee on a black ottoman and stands on her other leg as she pees. Things are definitely on to a great start, and Dee keeps the pissing action intense throughout. Next up, Dee is laying on her back, legs wide open, pissing into the air and soaking her top. She uses similar poses to this one, but each unique in its own way, pissing off to the side once and squirting with the assistance of her hand another time. Dee is having a great time, laughing and giggling with plenty of smiles and the camera closes in for some great affectionate moments. In the end, Dee pees in an elevated squat with a massive goblet below for one last wonderful moment.
Tequila Shot
Girl: Mistica
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Wet jeans are the first thing on Mistica's agenda. She then sits on the sofa to pee in a very feminine way, alternating lifting her legs up in the air as she pees over and into her shoes. Although very similar to sitting on a toilet, the pose is much more arousing with nothing blocking the view, allowing her to wet the bottom of her feet. With one foot on the sofa and half squatted over the table, Mistica's underside is in full view when she takes another piss. Especially worth noting here is how flawless and fine her stream is. Laying her back on the sofa with an overhead perspective, Mistica's ability to shoot out another fine stream is impressive. She seems to be in full control, handling it with surgical precision. She ends her session by overflowing a champagne glass and dowsing herself with its contents.
Pee Soaked Laundry
Girl: Jessica B.
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Jessica Bell loves to piss so we were more than happy to get her back on Wet and Pissy for some more fun. She starts off her scene in the laundry/shower room and as she walks over to the washing machine, pee desperation sets in. She leans over and golden pee starts gushing through her leggings and running down her legs as she is caught peeing her pants. She strips out of her pants and mops the floor with them to clean up her pee puddle, then tastes her juices and rubs her hot body with them. Emptying her laundry out onto the floor, Jessica lifts one leg up onto the washing machine and starts to masturbate, sucking her fingers as she pleasures herself. She fingers her wet juicy pussy and then pisses all over the floor again, soaking her laundry. One by one, she squeezes each garment over herself and into her mouth before continuing to masturbate and finger herself on the floor. Jessica is extremely horny and needs to fill her pussy with more than just her fingers so grabs hold of a massive dildo which she toys with as she lays on her side. She pees again then stands up and bends over to fuck her pussy some more! While her pussy is filled with her dildo, she pulls it out and squirts. Pausing so that she can fill a stainless steel dish with more piss which she pours into her mouth. Finally, horny Jessica fingers herself while leaning on the washing machine and gives herself an explosive squirting orgasm to finish!
Sexy Jessica Lincoln
Girl: Jessica L.
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Raven haired Jessica Lincoln is looking sexier than ever in this homemade video as she teases in a pink bodysuit and blue denim jeans. She licks and sucks on a glass dildo seductively then as she stands up in her lounge, we notice a damp patch appear on her crotch where naughty Jessica is caught peeing her pants. Pulling them down, she reveals some fencenet stockings that are covering her curvy ass. She sucks on her wet denims and unclips her bodysuit and rips her pantyhose so that she can finger and masturbate her pussy. Using a wine glass, Jessica rubs the stem against her clit then turns it around to fill up the glass with her bright yellow pee! She pours it over her bodysuit and once she is naked, this horny babe toys her pussy with her glass dildo! She stands up and fills her glass with another stream of piss, soaking her body and breaks out a magic wand vibrator to rub against her clit to finish herself off in her latest hd pissing porno.
Crazy Brandy
Girl: Brandy L.
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Brandy is back on the Puffynetwork for her first appearance on Wet and Pissy. Brandy had the face of an angel back then, and she looks hotter now than she did in the past. Although she is the same girl, she is much more experienced now. She's more camera-centric and her smile is at it's finest. As she takes her first piss, she goes from standing to sitting, running her hand through her exquisite hair. Her second piss works out nicely, pissing through her panties. With nowhere else to go, her stream runs down the side of her leg. She works at pissing again while standing and leaning forward. Unable to go, she switches position, sitting on the chair and spreading her legs open. With her panties in her hand, she cleverly hangs them on the heel of her shoe, letting them dangle from there as she pees again. Brandy gives us a quick POV shot as she goes oral on a white toy. She saves the best for last, again leaning back into the chair, but this time pissing higher into the air.
Becky Berry
Girl: Becky B.
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Hot brunette Becky Berry joins us on Wet and Pissy today in the gym as she enjoys a good workout. She suddenly feels the need to piss and holds her crotch as she isn't going to make it to the bathroom in time. Sitting on the weights bench, we notice a wet patch in her hotpants as she pees herself, and looks instantly relieved. She uses her fingers to wipe against her hotpants and tastes her juices. This turns her on and as she continues to piss she catches it in her hands, lapping up as much as she can. Soon after, Becky takes off her shorts and sucks them, before laying down on a leather cushion and spraying even more of her piss over her tank top and towards her mouth. She stretches her pussy with her fingers and continues to piss, hitting her tongue and showing us an impressive stream indeed! Once she is completely naked, brunette Becky uses a glass vase to catch even more of her golden nectar in, filling it all the way to the top, and sips it before taking even bigger gulps and spitting some of it over her perfect figure. With her workout definitely over, Becky uses a purple vibrator on herself and changes positions a couple of times, enjoying a squirting orgasm as she lays back on the weights bench. This gorgeous brunette may be new here but she sure knows how to play with her golden piss!
On The Clock
Girl: Ali B.
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Slim brunette Ali Bordeaux returns to Wet and Pissy and is in the office writing when she starts to feel piss desperation set in so sits there rubbing her crotch through her trousers. She feels more turned on as her desperation sets in and Ali stands up before she starts peeing her pants. A damp patch of piss appears streaming down her leg and once finished, this horny babe strips from her pants and sucks the wet fabric. She absolutely loves the taste of her own juices! We zoom in close on her wet pussy as this tattooed hottie gapes her pussy wide apart. She catches another stream in a glass bowl and pours her juices in her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking. Some of her warm pee also gets poured down her tank top, turning it see-through! Once Ali is completely naked, she bends over the desk and fucks her pussy with a glass dildo. There's plenty of time for more pissing action too. Ali finishes herself off and masturbates while pissing all over the floor!
Diving In Her Piss
Girl: Delphine
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Sexy blonde Delphine is back again for another scene on Wet and Pissy and we swear she just gets hotter everytime we see her! Dressed in a blue tank top and panties, she sits on the dresser and pulls down her top to play with her nipples before standing up and rubbing her hands against the crotch of her panties. She suddenly feels pee desperation set in and almost shudders while touching her cameltoe then as she sits down on the floor, she starts wetting her panties! Her golden pee starts to gush out and soak the wooden floor while she looks extremely relieved to have let juices flow. After licking her fingers clean, naughty Delphine dives into her wet puddle, covering herself in her fresh piss. She starts taking off her pee soaked outfit and squeezes the fabric over herself. Once she is naked, piss professional Delphine catches another stream of her golden pee in three wine glasses that she strategically places on the floor and aims towards using a funnel. She sits on the foot stool and pours one all over her long blonde hair then decides it's time for some pussy play! She starts touching her pussy while licking a glass dildo then slides it into her wet pussy while laying down on the floor with her legs over her head. Delphine pauses and self pisses over her gorgeous face and even further over her head, spraying powerful and messy streams of pee from her pulsating pussy. She finishes her dildo play and while bent over on the floor, enjoys one final piss, and rolls around in her amazing amount of golden nectar that is still left on the floor!
Gushing Into Glass
Girl: Lilith S.
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Brunette Lilith Sweet makes her debut here on Wet and Pissy this week and walks into the lounge in a skintight grey minidress and stiletto heels. She bends over and poses in her dress before rubbing her hands over herself when she suddenly feels desperate to pee and grabs hold of her crotch. Lilith lifts up her dress and stands over a bookcase, pissing all over the top of it then uses her hands to splash about in her pee puddle before diving into it, soaking her clothes too! She pulls off her dress and bends over to finger her pussy then this horny brunette puls her ass cheeks and taco pussy lips before pissing again, this time into a glass bowl. Lilith plays with her juices and pours them down her hot, naked body! Using a glass bottle, Lilith rubs it against her labia then inserts it into her juicy, wet hole. She catches another stream of her golden piss in it, pouring it into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking then this pee soaked babe gets onto the floor to finish off her fingering fun and give herself a mind blowing orgasm to finish her pissing porn scene!
Splashing Streams
Girl: Leidy D.
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Leidy De Leon has joined us in the lounge and leaves little to the imagination in a red babydoll. Immediately she pulls down the top to reveal her big tits and rubs her hands all over them before showing off her red panties. She pulls them slightly down and facing away from the camera, Leidy bends over the sideboard. Suddenly she starts pussy pissing down, wetting her panties and the floor while holding her hand beneath her streams. Of course we zoom in on all the action! This blonde MILF takes off her panties and mops up her juices from the floor, squeezing them back into her mouth and over herself. She sucks on them too and can't get enough of her golden pee! Leidy kneels up and fingers her pussy then squats while pissing again on the tiles. Her piss puddle makes the floor nice and shiny and this hottie splashing around in her wet mess! She decides to enjoy a glass dildo and bends over the chaise longue while slipping it into her pussy, pausing to get hold of a crystal vase which she places beneath her. Leidy starts pissing into the vase and playfully pours her juices into her mouth and all down her front! She continues to pleasure herself with the glass dildo and while leaning back on the chaise, Leidy shoots a final stream of piss up into the air and all over herself to end with a messy pissing porn finale!
Slender Streams
Girl: Megan V.
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Raven haired babe Megan Venturi features in our latest Wet and Pissy movie and this slim hottie walks into the lounge in a miniskirt and cropped top. Her skirt barely covers her ass and she lifts it up even more to show off her white g-string! Sitting on the couch, Megan slips her hands down into her panties and masturbates. She suddenly feels the need to pee and takes off her panties before spraying a messy stream of her piss over the floor with her pissing pussy. She squeezes her wet XXL lips and then splashes about in her puddle of pee on the floor. Megan uses a glass dildo to toy herself with in the doggystyle position then moves over to a little footstool where she continues to pleasure herself. She catches another pee stream in a glass bowl which is placed beneath her and naughty Megan splashes her golden juices over her shaved pussy and pours the rest down her small, but perfect tits! She masturbates while standing and pees at the same time, letting her droplets splash down onto the ground to finish off her pissing porn scene!
Christmas Gifts
Girl: Silvia D.
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We're already celebrating Christmas here at Wet and Pissy and today Silvia Dellai gets treated to some early gifts! She looks absolutely stunning as she poses next to the Christmas tree wearing nipple tassles, stockings and a tiny g-string! She takes a present from under the tree and while perching herself on the edge of a leather sofa, this naughty babe pisses all over it! Luckily she decides to open it too and inside there are a selection of sex toys that she can't wait to use! Silvia chooses some pink love eggs first and rubs their textured surface against her labia before inserting them into her pussy. After enjoying them for a while, she takes them out and licks them clean before taking a peach sheet and holding it behind herself while she releases another stream of piss all over it. She wrings it into her mouth and then decides to play with a squirting flesh like dildo! She sucks it then slides it into her soaking wet pussy and once she bends over doggystyle, she pees all over the sofa. Silvia certainly loves her piss play and afterwards, she holds herself up and catches more piss in her hands! We hope this scene brings some early festive cheer to you!
Tattooed Pee Play
Girl: Stacy S.
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Stacy Sommers is another new face here on Wet and Pissy and we think this dark haired tattooed babe is going to go down a treat! Dressed in panties and tee, Stacy wastes no time as she lifts her top and slides her hands into her lace panties. She looks like she might need to relieve herself so gets hold of a glass vase and places it on the sofa. Pulling her panties to one side, Stacy lets her juices flow from her pissing pussy and catches them in the vase before pouring them down over her top and into her mouth! This raven haired hottie takes off her clothes and sucks them, getting a real taste of her golden pee then lays back fingering and masturbating her pussy. She gapes herself apart and sprays a powerful stream of piss all over herself and the sofa, looking like she is enjoying every minute of her first piss play experience! Afterwards she fills her pussy with a massive black dildo and licks it, stopping only to bend over and piss all over her toy! Stacy continues to fuck her pussy hard and masturbates at the same time to orgasm, leaving just enough time to piss into a cocktail glass while standing to give herself a proper taste of piss drinking, gagging slightly in the process!
Playful Pee
Girl: Amanda C.
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Playful babe Amanda Clarke joins us on Wet and Pissy and looks luscious in a white minidress. She is already bent right over on the couch and touching her pussy when we join her for some fun! Amanda climbs up onto the coffee table and holding a glass vase beneath her, pussy pissing right into it, collecting as much of her golden pee as possible. This hot babe pours her piss down over her white dress and into her mouth and once sufficiently soaked, she strips naked, showing off her curves. Amanda fingers themselves while stood up and suddenly needs to pee again, so lets her juices flow down onto the coffee table. She dives in her pee puddle and gets her natural tits covered before licking up more of her piss. Amanda continues to pleasure her pussy with her fingers and as pee desperation sets in again, she catches it in her vase and gives herself a golden shower, pouring it all over her head! Bending over on the floor, Amanda toys her juicy wet pussy with a red dildo and once she orgasms, lets us zoom in close as she pisses on the floor one final time!
Sweet Soul Pisser
Girl: Paulina S.
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We can't seem to get enough of Paulina Soul at the moment so the next logical step was to film her for Wet and Pissy! Dressed in ripped denim jeans and a seriously short cropped top, Paulina clearly isn't wearing a bra as her perky nipples poke through the fabric. She has a body to die for and encased in tight denim, her ass looks so inviting! While teasing us she suddenly feels the urge to pee and bends over a little uncomfortable then climbs up onto the sofa with her legs spread wide. Suddenly Paulina starts peeing her pants and a big wet patch appears in the crotch of her jeans. We zoom in close and capture her pee dripping down onto the leather sofa and Paulina touches her crotch, licking her fingers clean. Clearly getting turned on, this hot babe peels herself out of her wet clothes and then holds a class vase underneath her pussy, pissing right into it. Her golden nectar fills the tube up to the top and Paulina pours it into her mouth enjoying piss drinking! She pours the rest over her top and then after taking off her pee soaked cropped top, she fills her pussy with a red dildo. While bent over in the doggystyle position she forcefully squeezes another pee stream all over the leather sofa and kneels in her puddle of piss. She dives right into it and leaves herself just enough time for one final piss which she partially catches in a cocktail glass. Drink anyone?