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Best OF
Girl: Nicole V.
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Today on Wet and Pissy we bring you an amazing pee compilation of our very best scenes all in one handy place! This compilation starts off with hot blonde Violette who is caught peeing her pants, letting her juices stream down the legs of her denims. She places her hands down onto her wet crotch and licks her fingers, enjoying the taste of her own pee. Afterwards, Violette opens her legs while sitting on a stool and shows off how damp her crotch actually is! We follow this with blonde babe Nicole Vice who can't hold her pee desperation any longer as her golden stream fires through the crotch of her barely there hotpants! She pees all over a glass table and the floor. The last of the blondes we feature wets her tiny hotpants while sitting on the dining table and then dives into her puddle of piss! Moving onto even more gorgeous pissing babes we continue our compilation with some faster clips - with piss flowing freely from some more famous faces including Lady Dee, Christy Charming and Jenifer Jane. These stunning babes love to get pee drenched and taste their own juices in this solo masturbation and sex toy pissing porn compilation!
Morgan
Girl: Morgan
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With the success of her debut on Wet and Pissy, it was only a matter of time before Morgan would strike again. Her fun loving ways won us over and they are still a big part of what makes her so great. Morgan, in a very bare wardrobe, is dressed exquisitely. As the pissing comes into play, it's clear that she's fully dedicated to wooing her fans again. Hovering over the bed, laying back on one hand, and with her legs apart, Morgan taps into our desires instantly. Her affection towards the wet bed afterwards is fantastic. Flinging her panties, Morgan goes into the best type of waterworks, laying on her back and pissing into the air, projecting towards her face. With plenty of antics, from rolling around on the bed, to pissing while masturbating to her red toy, Morgan keeps things going at all times. Finally, a focused Morgan sits on the edge of the bed, still smiling, aiming for a vase on the floor for a great conclusion.
Christmas is Coming
Girl: Jenifer J.
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Merry Christmas from all of us here at Wet and Pissy! Gorgeous brunette Jenifer Jane is in her bedroom and so excited for Christmas day. Her presents are wrapped and she climbs onto the bed teasing as she rubs her hands over her sexy body. Turning around, Jenifer shows off her perfect ass and then kneels up before wetting her panties! Her piss streams soak through the fabric and down onto her bedsheets as she rubs her wet pussy with her hand. This stunning brunette takes off her panties and tastes her juices before laying back on the bed and enjoying some fingering fun. This is certainly going to be one merry Christmas for Jenifer! She climbs off the bed and naughtily opens some of her presents. Inside the first is a giant glass goblet and some tongs. She places the goblet on her bed and bending over, releases another stream of piss into it, making quite a mess in the process! She pours her collected pee down over her top and then takes it off ready for even more fun. Laying back down, Jenifer plays with the red tongs and pinches her labia before gaping herself apart. This sensation sets off another pee stream and she sprinkles all over the bedsheets, drenching them further! The next present that Jenifer opens happens to be a flesh dildo. She enjoys using this on her pussy and knows that she is a very naughty girl for opening her gifts early! As she frantically fucks herself with her sex toy, she feels the urge to pee again and sprays everywhere as she masturbates with her fingers. Finally, Jenifer finishes her festive fun by pissing into the goblet once more, and pouring it all over her face and into her mouth, giving her a taste of piss drinking as she swills it around her mouth and spits it back out again!
American Beauty
Girl: Lindsey C.
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Gorgeous blonde Lindsay Cruz is a new face to Wet and Pissy and she is so playful, we couldn't wait to get our hands on her! Dressed in gym gear, Lindsay bends over on the sofa and spanks her ass, before she tells us that she really has to pee! We aren't going to complain when Lindsay uses the arm of the sofa to lean her leg on when suddenly she starts peeing her pants and her juices spray all over the floor and soak through her yoga pants! This American beauty takes off her pants and puts them in her mouth to taste her own juices. She starts masturbating and then moves her way over to the glass coffee table where she starts sucking on a purple speculum. Lindsay uses her speculum as a sex toy, sliding it in and out of her wet pussy then gapes herself apart while we zoom in close. She lays back on the table and touches her clit and with her legs high in the air, Lindsay squeezes so hard that the speculum fires out of her pissing pussy! She tries again and this time golden piss pours out of her hole and she pushes her ass up high into the air. Once the speculum has fired out of her pussy again, Lindsay sprays powerful streams of piss across the room and we think she even surprised herself! She plays with her juices on the glass table and dives into it, licking her fingers and then this hot blonde gets naked, using her top to mop up her pee! Using a flesh like dildo, Lindsay sticks it to the table top and rides it. Her perky tits slowly bouncing up and down as the shaft fills her tight pussy. Taking her dildo from her pussy to mouth, Lindsay sucks it then finishes herself off on the sofa with her dildo and fingers until she enjoys a squirting orgasm!
Piss Soaked Toy Play
Girl: Rachel E.
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Wet and Pissy proudly presents another instance of top tier pissing from Rachel Evans. This little minx has been featured in many pissing videos, and her qualifications show in her latest episode. Rachel keeps it simple with a pink top and blue shorts with matching pink. She lays back on the couch, peeing while still wearing her shorts. After moving around in her wet shorts for a bit, Rachel slides out of them, ready for her second round of peeing. We've seen pissing porn stars squirt out some elegant streams and this isn't an example of that. Rachel's stream is erratic in form, and this is a great thing. Still, Rachel is able to stop and go as she pleases, filling her hand up and licking it up while still peeing. There's plenty of clothe soaking and hair drenching with Rachel on board. Rachel moves from playing with a large dildo to a personal favorite of hers. There's some piss squiring here and then Rachel pees one last time for us, spreading her legs open as she leans back on the sofa. Spreading her pussy with her hands makes her stream cleaner and more accurate as she aims for a large vase on the floor.
Wet Dildo Play
Girl: Sasha Z.
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Sasha Zima's petite body houses a pair of superb legs, highlighted by her snug fitting pink shorts. Climbing onto the table getting down on her hands and knees, Sasha drops a glass between her legs and pees through her shorts. Most of her pee filters through them, but some of it escapes outside the edges. With the glass almost full, Sasha gets her chest fully soaked, and so it is her first piece of clothing to go. She mingles with a pair of candles, using them somewhat like a speculum as she pushes out a mini pee. This serves as an opening for a standing pee with one foot on the table. She takes a few moments before she gets it going. She follows up by mounting a dildo on the corner of the table. Once more she gets one foot on the table, but this time her back faces the camera, gaping with her hand as she showers the toy. She rides it on the table and then takes a manual hands on approach leading to a shuttering climax. Finally, Sasha climbs onto the sofa, laying on her back with legs up in the air, taking a little piss over her body, trying to spray her own face.
Sweet Soul Pisser
Girl: Paulina S.
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We can't seem to get enough of Paulina Soul at the moment so the next logical step was to film her for Wet and Pissy! Dressed in ripped denim jeans and a seriously short cropped top, Paulina clearly isn't wearing a bra as her perky nipples poke through the fabric. She has a body to die for and encased in tight denim, her ass looks so inviting! While teasing us she suddenly feels the urge to pee and bends over a little uncomfortable then climbs up onto the sofa with her legs spread wide. Suddenly Paulina starts peeing her pants and a big wet patch appears in the crotch of her jeans. We zoom in close and capture her pee dripping down onto the leather sofa and Paulina touches her crotch, licking her fingers clean. Clearly getting turned on, this hot babe peels herself out of her wet clothes and then holds a class vase underneath her pussy, pissing right into it. Her golden nectar fills the tube up to the top and Paulina pours it into her mouth enjoying piss drinking! She pours the rest over her top and then after taking off her pee soaked cropped top, she fills her pussy with a red dildo. While bent over in the doggystyle position she forcefully squeezes another pee stream all over the leather sofa and kneels in her puddle of piss. She dives right into it and leaves herself just enough time for one final piss which she partially catches in a cocktail glass. Drink anyone?
Sandra Bell
Girl: Sandra B.
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Sandra Bell makes a big splash on Wet and Pissy with her gushing pissing pussy. Lasting only a few seconds on the purple couch, Sandra drops her pants and loses her shoes almost instantaneously. Free to pee anywhere, she chooses to climb on the table and squat over her jeans and pushes out a hefty piss stream right on them. She sucks on the jeans and licks the table briefly and then she's off to some more hd pissing. Back on the sofa with one knee on the cushions and one leg up in the air Sandra gives us another powerful piss stream. Almost like puncturing a vessel loaded with liquid, it almost seems to come out of her without any effort. A black dildo helps drive her to more pissing. Messier than her other pissing, Sandra's capacity continues to impress. A large bowl provides her with a chance to relieve herself on more time as she kneels above it.
What A Squirting Orgasm
Girl: Kate F.
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Kate Fresh makes her debut on Wet and Pissy today and starts her scene dressed in a satin nightgown and fishnet stockings. She leans on the end of the bed and touches her pussy through her panties before she climbs on. Taking off her lingerie, Kate leans back and continues to rub herself and starts wetting her panties right there and then! Her piss stream drips down onto the bedsheets and as Kate touches her damp crotch, she sucks her fingers to get a taste of her golden juices. Kate takes off her panties and sucks them before panty stuffing them into her shaved pussy! Using a pussy pump, Kate licks it before placing it on her pussy as she kneels up. She sucks her wet pussy into the tube and then fills it up with another stream of her golden piss! This kinky blonde pours the contents into her mouth, piss drinking some and spits the rest back out again then pours the remaining juices down over her tits. Kate has plenty of surprises hidden under her pillow and as she bends over into the doggystyle position she toys her pussy with a vibrator. She works between her pussy and mouth to taste her pussy juices and gushes down onto her bedsheets. They are completely soaked through, enough so that Kate can even splash herself with them. Finally this gorgeous babe lays back on the bed and touches her pussy, fingering herself and as frantically rubs her pussy she has one of the most explosive squirting orgasms we have ever seen!
Delicious Debut
Girl: Leidy D.
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New blonde Leidy De Lyon makes her debut today on Wet and Pissy and this Spanish senorita is sat in the bathroom in a purple lace bodysuit. She is feeling pretty hot and ready for action and this shows as she rubs her hands all over herself and wastes no time in pleasuring her pussy. Leidy unclips her bodysuit and teases her XXL lips before she starts pussy pissing all over the glass tabletop. This hottie splashes around in her juices and now she's naked she gets to work on her pussy even more. Leidy licks her juices from her hands and we zoom in as she enjoys another piss, this time pretty forceful! She bends over and toys herself with a blue dildo then moves down onto the floor to continue her toy play. Leidy seems to be enjoying her wet porn experience and pisses on the floor one more time to finish off our latest hd pissing scene.
Amanda Twice
Girl: Amanda E.
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Gorgeous babe Amanda Estela is back on Wet and Pissy and today she is doing chores and cleaning mirrors. Suddenly she feels desperate to pee and grabs hold of her crotch but it's far too late to make it to the bathroom so this stunning girl ends up standing and peeing her pants. The crotch of her leggings gets drenched and Amanda places her hand down onto her wet patch before licking her fingers. She takes off her leggings before squeezing them over her white tank top, turning it see-through and wastes no time in taking her top off too! Amanda touches her drenched pussy and fingers herself then feels the urge to pee again. She gets some bowls and places them on the floor, aiming her pee streams right into them and having no difficulty in filling them up! She pours them, one by one all over her hair and into her mouth, giving herself a taste of piss drinking as she spits it down over her hot naked body and then this horny babe plays with a flesh like dildo. She sticks it on the mirror and fucks her pussy with it while we get to see her reflection at the same time. How horny is that! She gets down onto the floor and masturbates then pisses all over the tiles. Amanda dives into her puddle and laps it up, and gets even more soaked in pee then uses her dildo to orgasm with before pissing down over the mirror while we zoom in close! Looks like she might have to start cleaning again!
Soaking the Sofa
Girl: Natalie R.
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Natalie Ross, the sexy girl with hot bangs finds her way to a Wet and Pissy event. This hot blond loves spending time with herself and peeing her pants or her shorts. She spends a few minutes rubbing her wet ass and licking her shorts. She latches on to a pussy pump filling it with pee and dumping it over her thin pink top. Moving on, Natalie rests on the sofa in an inverted position prying her pussy open with some orange tongs. With her pussy in an elevated position, she tries her best for a piss facial as her own natural design hinders the effort. Now it is time for Natalie to meet the girl in the mirror. Her reflected image makes for an interesting view as she butt bumps herself on a horizontally mounted dildo. When she walks away from that, she pees one more time and takes a few licks of the wet floor.
Keithy
Girl: Keithy
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Keithy is a blonde girl that loves to wear pink clothes wherever she walks and she doesn’t have any problem in wetting her underwear. If other models use all kind of sex toys, this one prefers to use her fingers for getting pleasure. I was surprised to see that Keithy started sucking a banana, but when I’ve seen how she knows to used, I completely understood why she brought that. If seeing her while she pees won’t arouse you, when you’ll take a look at her fingering and masturbating using the banana, you’ll instantly cum. This is one of the nastiest girls you’ll ever see in the porn movies and she loves to act this way.
Pissing In Fishnet
Girl: Alyssa
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Gorgeous brunette Alyssa Reece hasn't featured on Wet and Pissy for over 4 years so we thought it was about time we got her sexy ass back on set! She features in this follow up scene in a red fishnet bodystocking which also happens to be crotchless! Alyssa bends over the leather couch and spanks her ass playfully before turning around and bearing her trimmed pussy! She touches her puffy lips and sucks her fingers, moving onto her nipples which she pinches. Alyssa is feeling seriously horny and moves over to a glass side table. She stands, slightly squatting and sprays a stream of her golden piss over the table, covering it completely with her juices which drip off the edge! Placing her fingers in her mouth, Alyssa tastes her juices then rubs her long brown hair into her pee puddle. She laps up some of her piss from the tabletop and squeezes her wet hair down over her hot body. This stunning brunette lays on the sofa with her legs up in the air and starts to masturbate and finger her pussy. She rubs her clit and fires another stream of piss up into the air towards the camera with perfect aim. She keeps pussy pissing all over herself while we zoom in close on her peeing action. She bends over into the doggystyle position and gapes her wet pussy apart with a purple speculum while holding a glass vase beneath her. Filling the vase with even more piss, we are surprised she has any left to give, but she nearly fills it to the top with golden nectar. Alyssa pours the contents over her head and gives herself a golden shower, moving down to her small tits. After she finishes playing with her speculum she uses a big flesh like dildo to stroke and fuck, sliding it between her pee soaked pussy lips! This babe gives herself a shuddering orgasm but has just enough time to shoot one final pee stream down onto the floor in this horny wet porn scene.
First Time Piss Play
Girl: Linda D.
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We have a brand new face for you today on Wet and Pissy. Linda Del Sol is a Spanish senorita and has just got back from the gym. She sits on the edge of the couch and pulls down her tank top so that she can tease her nipples. Suddenly this hottie starts peeing her pants and a wet patch appears on her yoga pants. She looks rather pleased with herself and bends over to show off her crotch even more before she takes off her bottoms and tastes them. Using a little dildo, Linda sucks it and uses it to tease her XXL pussy lips. She decides she needs another pee and in this pissing porno she starts to fill a glass bowl with her dildo still inside her. Linda takes off her top and soaks it in her juices using a glass dildo to stir it right in. After she pours her remaining golden pee over herself, this raven haired hottie uses the glass dildo to pleasure herself with and pees one last time into the bowl before giving herself an immense orgasm!
Busty Oprah
Girl: Oprah
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It's about time we had blonde babe Oprah back on Wet and Pissy and all we can say is WOW! It's been three years since she last graced our screens and those years have been kind. No longer a cute teenie, Oprah is a sophisticated and stunning blonde who is as sexual as ever! Two things we noticed at first are her enormously enhanced tits, anyway enough of our awe and back to the scene! Oprah is dressed in tight denim hotpants and a white tank top and loves to tease as she rubs her crotch and strips down to her grey panties. Oprah stretches her legs wide apart and suddenly starts wetting her panties. She pees all over the floor and moves back up to her glass chair which she completely soaks in a puddle of her golden piss. The crotch of her panties become juicier and she writhes around in her wet puddle! Turning around on the chair, Oprah bounces her perfect ass in her juices too then stands up and pulls off her wet panties as she tastes her pee from the chair! She plays with her piss, splashing it all over her white tank top, giving herself the wet t-shirt look. All of this piss play has turned her on so much that her pussy if very sensitive and as she rubs her hands over her lips, her whole body shakes. She starts to masturbate and finger her pussy, pausing only to catch another pee stream in a blue glass bowl she places on the floor. She pours the contents into her mouth, spitting them onto her tank top and then gets on the floor to dive into her piss. Pulling down her tank top, her massive tits look seriously hot as she rubs a glass dildo between her cleavage! Oprah bends over and starts to toy her soaking wet pussy. She stops and places it on the chair to piss all over it before moving over to the sofa to finish herself off with her big toy. Finally, this stunning blonde catches another pee stream in a big glass vase, pouring it right into her mouth and over her hair, enjoying a piss drenched shower to finish off her latest and dare we say it, hottest wet porn scene!
Soaked Yoga Pants
Girl: Lady D.
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Raven-haired hottie Lady Dee returns to Wet and Pissy in our latest scene and looks seriously hot in her tight yoga pants and cropped top. She lays down on a footstool and suddenly, this naughty babe starts peeing her pants! Lady Dee's crotch gets drenched in golden piss and turns the fabric see-through! We zoom in close as she continues to fire short bursts of pee through her pants and then this babe turns around and rubs her pussy and ass into her wet mess! Lady Dee takes off her yoga pants and licks them before fingering her soaking wet pussy. She holds clear high heels beneath her crotch and catches another pee stream in it, pouring some of her golden nectar into her mouth before she spits it back out again over her perky tits! Now piss soaked, Lady Dee grabs hold of a purple vibrator and toys herself in numerous positions. She gets a glass bowl and starts pussy pissing right into it, licking up her juices to give herself a taste of piss drinking!
Wet Cotton Panties
Girl: Julia P.
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Dark haired Julia Parker is back to impress us on Wet and Pissy and this hottie is wearing a skintight mini dress which comes off the shoulder. She bends over on a foot stool and shows off some seriously sexy high heels then sits up to slide her hands down into her cotton panties. Suddenly Julia starts wetting her panties and the fabric turns see through as her pee streams flow down onto the ground. She rubs her crotch then licks her fingers before she takes them off and mops up her golden nectar. Once she is naked, Julia rubs her pussy while we film her in closeup and she starts to finger her wet hole. She enjoys pussy pissing again and makes a mess on the floor then mops it all up with her now sodden dress! Using a flesh like dildo, this horny babe strokes and licks the shaft. She bends over into the doggystyle position and fucks herself, pausing to pee. Moving down onto the ground, Julia rides her dildo and masturbates then pees again, this time soaking her toy!
Golden Drops
Girl: Sicilia
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Sicilia is a stunning blonde who wanted to delve in her first attempt at piss play. She looked nervous as she started her scene with Wet and Pissy and posed in a plaid shirt and blue panties. Immediately, Sicilia wet her panties while hovering her tight ass over a glass bowl. She poured the golden juices over her tits and into her mouth before sitting in the remaining puddle on the table. Moving to the sofa, Sicilia pisses onto the floor and again on the table top and each time she relieves herself she gets hornier and hornier. She gets really into piss play by firing numerous streams of piss across the room and into her bowl, before pouring the whole lot into her mouth.
Wendy Moon
Girl: Wendy
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Wendy is a cute brunette with alabaster white skin and no tan lines. She looks like an innocent sorority girl but as soon as her scene starts, you can tell she's got a naughty side to her. We meet Wendy in the shower and when she takes of her bikini bottoms, you will notice her clit hood is pierced three times. Wendy immediately pisses into a watering can for you to see. She is super full of pee so there is a lot for her to work with after. Wendy uses the can to water her body down with her own urine, tasting herself as it falls. After slapping her vagina around a bit she works up even more pee to push out for you. Wendy knows how to control her stream by pulling her pussy lips tight and directing her urethra. She also likes to open her pussy wide so you can see it coming slowly out as she plays with every drop.
Great British Piss Play
Girl: Honour M.
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Honour May is a beautiful chatty girl. She introduces herself right away and declares her love of pee play, narrating much of her Wet and Pissy experience. She lets us know just how badly she needs to pee for us. Honour May is not just feeding us some empty talk because when she gets down to the business of peeing, she is very impressive. Her peeing keeps flowing out of her shorts for a good amount of time and she fills much of the giant bowl below her. She strips down completely and soaks and rinses her clothing in her pee. She places her flushed clothing in the bowl and has a shorter but sexy standing pee into the bowl holding her clothing. A shining moment is this sexy girl peeing down on all fours with the bowl placed appropriately below her. Honour May graces us with another lengthy pee and gets herself soaking wet, dumping her pee over her head. After some dildo action, Honour May goes full doggie style making her aim into the bowl one more time. We hope you enjoy Honour May's hd pissing video as much as we enjoyed filming it with her.
Blonde Nicol
Girl: Nicole V.
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Gorgeous Nicol makes quite an appearance on Wet and Pissy today as she poses in tiny denim hotpants, tank top and high heels. Her new blonde hair really suits her! Bending over a glass table, her ass is barely covered then a wet patch suddenly appears in Nicol's crotch. She pees through her hotpants and then places her hands over her hotpants and tastes her juices. She then dives into her puddle on the table, licking up more of her golden nectar. After pulling off her hotpants, Nicol licks the crotch then sits on a chair and catches another stream of her piss in a glass vase. She pours the contents over her tank top, turning it see-through and we get to see her gorgeous breasts and nipples through the sheer fabric. She then drinks the rest of her pee . Nicol strips completely naked and pumps her juicy pussy. She fills the tube with even more of her piss and after licking more of her nectar off the table, she shows us how she sucks cock using a flesh like dildo. She fucks her pussy with her new toy and suddenly feels the urge to pee once more! To finish this sexy piss play scene, Nicol pours her pee over her naked body, making sure she was soaking wet!
Vampish Vanessa
Girl: Vanessa D.
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Stunning brunette Vanessa Decker is on her bed in a peach coloured babydoll and is feeling really horny. This tanned, tattooed babe opens her legs and runs her fingers over the fabric of her panties, then slips her hand in and touches herself. Vanessa licks her fingers clean seductively and then starts peeing her pants, letting her golden juices flow through her crotch! Her bed gets soaked too and this sexy babe takes off her panties to suck them. She fingers herself and starts pussy pissing down onto her bedsheets while we zoom in close. Sucking on her sheets, Vanessa strips naked and plays with her big boobs then sits up on the headboard while she toys a pink sex toy! Vanessa catches another stream of her warm pee in a glass vase and pours it down over her tits and into her mouth. She carries on toying her pussy while bent over in doggystyle and enjoys an orgasm, pissing down onto her sheets one more time to finish her latest Wet and Pissy scene!
Bed Wetting Blonde
Girl: Ellen M.
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Hot blonde Ellen Milion is a new face to Wet and Pissy and this stunning babe is laying on her bed in grey lingerie. She starts to touch her pussy through her panties while relaxing with her eyes closed and then suddenly starts wetting her panties! Her golden pee soaks through her crotch and down onto the bedsheets while Ellen touches her soaking wet panties and sucks her fingers. She pulls down her panties and with her legs up in the air she licks the crotch while playing with her pussy lips. Ellen takes off her damp panties and squeezes them over herself before she continues to touch her trimmed pussy. Using a red speculum, Ellen gapes her pussy wide apart and while lying on her back she fires another stream of piss over her bed! She takes off her bra to reveal her big fake tits and uses her speculum to fuck her pussy. Ellen is in the mood for some insertion fun and uses candles to stuff her pussy with. She places a glass goblet beneath her and while fucking herself she pauses and starts pussy pissing to fill her glass. She pours this into her mouth and down her hot naked body, giving herself a piss shower! Finishing herself off with the candles, Ellen enjoys a squirting orgasm as she masturbates!