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Fingers and Fishnet
Girl: Nicolette N.
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Brunette babe Nicolette Noir returns to Wet and Pissy in todays update and gives us everything on full view right from the start as she teases in a red crotchless bodystocking. Nicolette was planning on putting a proper striptease together but suddenly she becomes very desperate to pee! She leans against a wall and squatting to pee, lets her juices flow down onto the glossy tiles. We zoom in on her pussy pissing and this hottie looks really relieved as she pees! Nicolette rubs her ass in her juicy puddle and scoops up her piss as she licks her hands and rubs her soaking wet pussy. She stands up and fingers her pussy before holding a glass beneath her to catch another stream in. Nicolette takes a sip of her nectar and spits it all over her big tits then pours the rest down over herself. This naughty babe leans back on a foot stool and toys her pussy with the glass stem. She enjoys pissing again in the glass and gives herself a golden shower, pouring the contents all over her long hair. Drenched in piss from head to toe, Nicolette decides to pleasure her pussy and fingers herself some more. She easily orgasms with her hands and we get to watch this sexy girl peeing one more time before she dives in her puddle!
Soaking Wet Denims
Girl: Lilith S.
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Gorgeous brunette Lilith Sweet is leaning against the wall suffering from piss desperation and since the bathroom is busy, this naughty babe decides to relieve herself right there in the lounge. Lilith sits on the floor and starts peeing her pants, letting her juices flow through her denim crotch. Her stream soaks the floor and makes a nice juicy pee puddle with Lilith rubbing her ass over the mess she has created. Once she bends over her denim hotpants are completely soaked in piss and this sensual babe starts stripping and sucks the wet fabric of her shorts. She masturbates while standing up and places a glass goblet on the floor to catch her next pee stream in. Lilith pours her warm piss in mouth and spits it out over herself, pouring the remaining golden liquid over her bare pussy. Once she is completely naked, Lilith fingers her juicy pussy to finish her pissing porno and masturbates while peeing some more!
Jenifer Jane
Girl: Jenifer J.
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Jenifer Jane is another gifted girl that knows how to tantalize with her numerous charms. The chestnut haired beauty pulls you in with her alluring smile and her captivating eyes. Beginning with a jean wetting piss, Jenifer's pee works down her left leg mostly, seeping out near her ankle. With her top still on, Jenifer places a large goblet by the ottoman which she soon climbs. Dropped on her knees, Jenifer holds on to her ass as she pees into the goblet, more focused on the effectiveness of her pose than making every drop hit her target. She uses a pump to extract the her pee from the goblet, spraying it over her top which comes off shortly after. Now laying on her back with her legs open, Jenifer pees upward but mostly onto her leg. She has a bit of fun with her feet, rubbing one on the other and sliding them around in her puddle. She gets her hands on a blue toy and puts it to use in several positions. As she gets more and more intense with it, Jenifer has a squirting type piss while laying on her back again with her legs open.
On The Clock
Girl: Ali B.
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Slim brunette Ali Bordeaux returns to Wet and Pissy and is in the office writing when she starts to feel piss desperation set in so sits there rubbing her crotch through her trousers. She feels more turned on as her desperation sets in and Ali stands up before she starts peeing her pants. A damp patch of piss appears streaming down her leg and once finished, this horny babe strips from her pants and sucks the wet fabric. She absolutely loves the taste of her own juices! We zoom in close on her wet pussy as this tattooed hottie gapes her pussy wide apart. She catches another stream in a glass bowl and pours her juices in her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking. Some of her warm pee also gets poured down her tank top, turning it see-through! Once Ali is completely naked, she bends over the desk and fucks her pussy with a glass dildo. There's plenty of time for more pissing action too. Ali finishes herself off and masturbates while pissing all over the floor!
Tipple Time
Girl: Nikki R.
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We certainly have plenty of treats in store for you with another new face here on Wet and Pissy! Nikki Riddle is laying on the couch in hot magenta stockings and a bright fishnet dress when she slips her hands down to her panties and rubs herself. Nikki bends over and shows off her ass before she stands up and while masturbating, suddenly needs to pee! Nikki looks over at the table and notices two glasses. She squats above them and starts pussy pissing right into them. Afterwards Nikki sits down on the couch and plays with her golden juices, pouring them over her shaved pussy and into her mouth, enjoying her first ever piss drinking experience. This horny babe takes off her pearl necklace and rubs it against her labia to pleasure herself. She kneels up and fingers her pussy then pees again into one of the glasses. Nikki pours her piss all down herself and then bends over on the couch to toy herself with a glass dildo. She pees all over the couch and then laps up her juices eagerly before finishing herself off with the dildo to a dramatic orgasm!
Crystalline Pee
Girl: Liz
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Alexis Crystal's long awaited return to Wet and Pissy is finally here. She makes a leisurely introduction, pacing herself for what soon turns into a hot pissing medley. She doesn't give us too much of a jean wetting, but she makes up for that moments later. After she's bare from waist to toes, Alexa sets up a doggie style leg in the air position. It only lasts of few seconds, but that's only because Alexa isn't concerned about making it last, but the volume of output. She shifts the direction of her heavy stream and she smiles with joy when she is done. Her plentiful piss lays on top of the round seat she started off in, allowing her to soak her hair and pink top. She takes an interest in a black toy that eventually becomes the vessel to her next pee. She climaxes with the toy causing her to shoot upwards with some good intensity. Her most powerful piss comes towards the end as she gets on her hands and knees with a large goblet beneath her. There's hardly a pause in the action once she gets going. It's an impressive piss, both in duration and power, evident by the amount she captures in the goblet.
Pissy Arousal
Girl: Africa D.
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Sexy babe Africa Danger is outside the sauna dressed in denim hotpants and a cropped top. She feels really horny and pulls down her top to tease her nipples before walking over to a wooden table where she slides her hand down into her shorts. This horny babe climbs on top of the table and suddenly starts wetting her panties. A dark patch appears on her grey cotton panties and Africa pulls them to one side and continues to piss on the table. Afterwards she strips naked and leans back to finger her pussy then kneels up to catch another pee stream in a glass bowl. This naughty hottie splashes around in her stream and pours some piss in mouth, letting it trickle down over her tits. Africa toys her pee soaked pussy with some pink love eggs and soaks herself some more before masturbating and pees all over the floor once more to finish her pissing porn debut!
American Beauty
Girl: Lindsey C.
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Gorgeous blonde Lindsay Cruz is a new face to Wet and Pissy and she is so playful, we couldn't wait to get our hands on her! Dressed in gym gear, Lindsay bends over on the sofa and spanks her ass, before she tells us that she really has to pee! We aren't going to complain when Lindsay uses the arm of the sofa to lean her leg on when suddenly she starts peeing her pants and her juices spray all over the floor and soak through her yoga pants! This American beauty takes off her pants and puts them in her mouth to taste her own juices. She starts masturbating and then moves her way over to the glass coffee table where she starts sucking on a purple speculum. Lindsay uses her speculum as a sex toy, sliding it in and out of her wet pussy then gapes herself apart while we zoom in close. She lays back on the table and touches her clit and with her legs high in the air, Lindsay squeezes so hard that the speculum fires out of her pissing pussy! She tries again and this time golden piss pours out of her hole and she pushes her ass up high into the air. Once the speculum has fired out of her pussy again, Lindsay sprays powerful streams of piss across the room and we think she even surprised herself! She plays with her juices on the glass table and dives into it, licking her fingers and then this hot blonde gets naked, using her top to mop up her pee! Using a flesh like dildo, Lindsay sticks it to the table top and rides it. Her perky tits slowly bouncing up and down as the shaft fills her tight pussy. Taking her dildo from her pussy to mouth, Lindsay sucks it then finishes herself off on the sofa with her dildo and fingers until she enjoys a squirting orgasm!
Sandra Bell
Girl: Sandra B.
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Sandra Bell makes a big splash on Wet and Pissy with her gushing pissing pussy. Lasting only a few seconds on the purple couch, Sandra drops her pants and loses her shoes almost instantaneously. Free to pee anywhere, she chooses to climb on the table and squat over her jeans and pushes out a hefty piss stream right on them. She sucks on the jeans and licks the table briefly and then she's off to some more hd pissing. Back on the sofa with one knee on the cushions and one leg up in the air Sandra gives us another powerful piss stream. Almost like puncturing a vessel loaded with liquid, it almost seems to come out of her without any effort. A black dildo helps drive her to more pissing. Messier than her other pissing, Sandra's capacity continues to impress. A large bowl provides her with a chance to relieve herself on more time as she kneels above it.
Perfect Piss
Girl: Lena L.
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Lena Love returns to Wet and Pissy in today's update and is in the bathroom dressed in satin lingerie and a matching robe. She loves the feel of the shiny fabric against her skin and this turns her on immensely. Lena pulls her slip down and teases her big hard nipples then takes off her robe. She stands up and bends over the stool revealing she has no panties on whatsoever! She touches her pussy lips and gets a bowl from the sink to place on the floor. Standing facing away from the camera, Lena starts pussy pissing down into the bowl with some force, and although her stream doesn't last very long, it is very powerful! We are sure she has more than that to come! This hot blonde kneels down on the floor and squeezes her golden piss into a sponge, playfully playing with her warm pee and squeezes it down all over her slip, turning it see-through. Lena gets naked and masturbates while sitting on the stool. She fingers her wet pussy and stops to piss some more down onto the floor! Using a glass dildo, this gorgeous babe toys herself while holding onto the sink and enjoys pissing some more. She dips her long blonde hair into the bowl of pee and finishes herself off with her glass dildo! Finally to end this perfect pissing porn movie, Lena gets down on the floor and slides around in her puddle of pee!
Great British Piss Play
Girl: Honour M.
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Honour May is a beautiful chatty girl. She introduces herself right away and declares her love of pee play, narrating much of her Wet and Pissy experience. She lets us know just how badly she needs to pee for us. Honour May is not just feeding us some empty talk because when she gets down to the business of peeing, she is very impressive. Her peeing keeps flowing out of her shorts for a good amount of time and she fills much of the giant bowl below her. She strips down completely and soaks and rinses her clothing in her pee. She places her flushed clothing in the bowl and has a shorter but sexy standing pee into the bowl holding her clothing. A shining moment is this sexy girl peeing down on all fours with the bowl placed appropriately below her. Honour May graces us with another lengthy pee and gets herself soaking wet, dumping her pee over her head. After some dildo action, Honour May goes full doggie style making her aim into the bowl one more time. We hope you enjoy Honour May's hd pissing video as much as we enjoyed filming it with her.
Paris Devine
Girl: Paris D.
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A new blonde is in town and she goes by the name of Paris Devine. She's a slender girl with some very long blond hair. Sitting on her ass and her feet on the table, Paris takes the time to wet her grey warmups. Their absorbent ability enhances the visual effect as her piss darkens them ever so gently. Taking them off is a worthy experience itself as Paris exposes herself dropping them down before fully removing them and working the surface of the table soaking up the wet table. Now on her back and spreading her legs, Paris has a more subdued piss here. Still, the stifled stream sprays her leg nicely and she spurts out nicely a few times. Using a clear rubber toy, Paris pleases herself on the table on then on a chair. While still on the table, she gets on all fours and pushes out an impressive piss straight down to the table. Once on the chair, there's a bit more pissing - as she clasps her legs together the piss runs down her pussy and ass as she shudders ecstatically. For the final piss, Paris drops a huge goblet down on the floor below her as she does a split of sorts with her legs at forty five degree angle from the floor. The action is brief but sexy here as she directs her naturally forward firing angle to the container below.
Christy Is Back
Girl: Christy C.
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Gorgeous redhead Christy Charming (aka Paula Shy) is back on Wet and Pissy and we know you're going to love her return! Christy is locked in the office and suffering extreme pee desperation. She sits on the edge of the bookcase and starts peeing her pants. She touches the damp patch that streams down her legs and licks her fingers to taste her golden juices. Christy stands up and turns around, showing off her wet denims before she slips out of them and kneels on the tiled floor. Christy sucks more of her piss out of the damp dabric, then unbuttons her blouse to play with her tits, using it to mop up her puddle of piss on the floor. Using a metal speculum she slides it into her pussy and uses it like a sex toy before gaping her hole wide apart. Piss gushes from her, all over the desk and this sexy redhead laps up her piss and playfully rubs her tits in her pee! Christy sits on the office chair and gapes her piss drenched pussy apart with her fingers. She uses a glass vase as a sex toy, sliding the thick cylinder into her pussy while masturbating. Once she has finished she fills the vase with another stream of her piss, pouring it onto her trimmed pussy and into her mouth before spitting it down her hot body! Bending over the desk, Christy needs to cum and uses both hands to enjoy some pussy play. There's time for one last piss in a giant glass goblet which Christy plays with and gulps down the last little drop, piss drinking like a pro!
Sucking Her Sheets
Girl: Nikki R.
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Blonde babe Nikki Riddle walks sexily into the bedroom in the tiniest denim hotpants and spike heels you've ever seen. She bends over and shows off her perfect ass encased in denim and suddenly becomes desperate to pee. Nikki climbs onto her bed and starts peeing her pants, letting the crotch of her denim shorts get absolutely drenched in piss. She rubs her hands over the fabric and licks her fingers before taking them off to squeeze into her mouth. Horny Nikki masturbates and fingers her wet pussy and then gets hold of a glass bowl to catch another of her piss streams in. She kneels above it and lets her juices flow down into the bowl while holding her pussy lips apart. Nikki dips her hair into it and pours some of her warm golden pee into her mouth to try piss drinking then spits it back out over herself, pouring the rest down over her top. Once she strips naked, this pee drenched babe enjoys a massive black dildo and fucks herself quickly while pushing her head against her wooden headboard. Naughty Nikki pauses to piss all over her bedsheets and then finishes herself off with her huge sex toy in this pissing porn movie!
Diving Into Golden Pee
Girl: Katy S.
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Gorgeous blonde Katy Sky makes her hd pissing debut on Wet and Pissy today dressed in a tight tank top and ripped denim jeans. She looks seriously seductive before she even starts to do anything and once she sits on a glass chair, a little damp spot appears in her crotch. It soon becomes apparent that Katy has started to piss her denims and she playfully places her fingers down onto her pee so that she can taste it. As this hot blonde starts to take her wet jeans off, she licks the crotch before she sits on the edge of the table and fires a stream of her golden piss over the glass chair. She laps up her juices and then gets onto the floor so that she can dive in the wet puddle she has also left behind. Her tank top turns transparent and Katy soon takes it off, licking this part of her sexy outfit too! As she bends over, another messy pee stream drips onto the floor and Katy wastes no time in rolling around in her warm liquid. She uses a golden vibrator which she firstly licks before sliding it into her wet pussy and as she enjoys fucking herself hard she rubs her clit and sprays more juices over the floor! Finally, this pissing porn loving babe catches another stream in a big blue glass bowl and pours the contents of it all over herself, looking rather mischievous as she gets even more pee drenched!
Feeling Festive
Girl: Eva B.
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We have a real festive treat for you in our latest Wet and Pissy update as Eva Brown returns dressed in dark red lingerie. Eva loves sweet treats and with a stack of candy canes to play with, this brunette beauty picks one up to lick before making her way around to sit on the edge of her dining table. Eva pulls down her lingerie to set her big tits free and rubs her nipples with the candy cane. Suddenly she really needs to pee and rubs her pussy as she starts wetting her panties! Her pee stream flows through Eva's crotch and onto the ground then this horny minx mops up her juices using some of her sexy lingerie. She squeezes the wet fabric over herself and this horny babe climbs up onto the dining table to pleasure her pussy with the candy canes. Eva soon pees all over them and licks the piss-soaked sweets seductively! This wet babe sucks up some of her golden juices to give herself a taste of piss drinking then grabs hold of a double-ended dildo to fuck herself with, making more time for even more pussy pissing!
Aiming Those Streams
Girl: Giorgia R.
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Brunette babe Giorgia Roma is another new face here on Wet and Pissy and doesn't disappoint in her debut scene! She walks into the lounge and starts to tease in her tiny denim hotpants and camo bodysuit, showing off her long legs before she walks sexily over to the sofa and strips out of her shorts. She climbs onto the sofa with one leg in the air and starts peeing through the crotch of her bodysuit. Her golden juices run down her leg and onto the grey fabric beneath her while she touches her pee stream and licks her fingers to taste herself. She takes off her bodysuit and once she is naked relaxes on the sofa while masturbating and fingering her pussy. Suddenly she gapes her pussy lips wide apart and shoots another stream of piss towards the camera. She looks like she is enjoying this playful side and gives her pussy a good workout before getting some red tongs to stretch herself even further apart! Changing positions, Giorgia lays down on the sofa and attempts to pee over herself, aiming right at her face! She shoots herself perfectly, keeping those streams firing in her direction then decides to fill her pussy with something a lot bigger! she toys a huge red dildo and pees over the sofa again. This sex toy gets Giorgia off easily and this hot brunette finishes off her first pissing porn scene with a spot of piss drinking and pours the remaining liquid over her head after catching her golden juices in a giant goblet!
Antonia In Red
Girl: Antonia
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One of our favourites, Antonia Sainz is back on Wet and Pissy and today she is kneels on the couch in red lace topped stockings, tight hotpants and a cropped top. She knows exactly how to tease and slides her hands down into her hotpants before she stands up and strips from her top. Antonia puts one leg up on the couch and starts peeing her pants as golden piss trickles down onto the couch and the floor. She unbuttons her shorts and touches her wet pussy before tasting her juices then strips out of them. This hot babe mops up her juices with her crop top and squeezes her piss into her mouth. Antonia masturbates while sitting on the edge of the couch and fingers her wet pussy. After grabbing hold of a glass vase, this horny brunette fills it up with another stream of piss then pours it into her mouth and down over her hot naked body. Next this naughty babe licks a glass dildo and moves it down to her pussy as she bends over doggystyle and fucks herself senseless. She places it into the vase and fills it once more with her pee, enjoying some piss spitting fun. Finally Antonia finishes herself off with her dildo and her fingers, enjoying an orgasm and pisses all over the couch in her latest pissing porn movie!
Glamour Puss Pissing
Girl: Laura
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Today on Wet and Pissy we feature raven haired hottie, Laura who is in the lounge teasing in a tiny miniskirt and cropped top. This glamourous babe wastes no time in pulling down her top to tease her nipples and cup her big fake titties then lifts up her skirt to reveal her thigh and ass tattoo! She quickly strips from her skirt and squats while holding a glass vase beneath her when she starts pussy pissing right into it! After catching her streams, Laura pours it all down herself and takes off her soaking wet cropped top. She moves over to the couch and fingers her wet pussy, slapping herself while squirting across the room with force! She fingers herself and with plenty more squirting fun, this naughty babe fucks herself senseless with a pink dildo! After she finishes herself off, Laura pees into the vase once more and tries some piss drinking before enjoying a golden shower!
Splashing Her Streams
Girl: Christy C.
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We thought it had been long enough since we saw our gorgeous member favourite, Christy Charming so we got her back in for some fun. In her latest pissing porn scene, Christy is relaxing on a chaise longue in high heels, sequin miniskirt and floral top when she starts rubbing her hands over herself. Christy stands up and lifts her skirt to show off her panties then gives her nipples some attention before she strips from her top. Bending over on the chaise longue, Christy grabs her ass and suddenly starts wetting her panties and her golden juices flow down onto the fabric beneath her. This hot babe sucks her fingers then takes off her panties to suck them too! She gets naked and finds a little aqua sex toy. Christy lays down and toys her trimmed pussy with it and sucks it clean before rubbing it against her labia. Taking a little break from her toy play, this hottie pisses again and flicks her pee stream with her fingers to splash it all over her naked body. She masturbates and then stands up to enjoy an even bigger sex toy. She slides her dildo into her pussy and pulls it out to catch another pee stream in a giant glass goblet. Christy pours it into her mouth and spits it back out again then dips her hair in it, before pouring the rest over herself and into her mouth. Of course she needs to orgasm so she finishes her dildo play and right at the end masturbates until she enjoys an explosive squirting orgasm! She is without a doubt one of our hottest pissing pornstars!
Soaking Wet Big Tits
Girl: Chloe L.
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Busty short haired babe Chloe is relaxing on her couch when she suddenly needs to piss. She wastes no time in this homemade movie and gets down off the couch and pulls her panties to one side and as the camera zooms in, Chloe starts pussy pissing down on the floor. Bending over on the floor, Chloe licks up her juices and rubs her tank top encased big tits in her pee puddle. She slips out of her top and squeezes it over herself after mopping up some more of her piss! After squeezing her top all over herself, she takes piss in mouth and then spits it all over. Chloe soon takes off her panties and once she is naked she pees again down over the floor and waves her hands in front of her pee stream to make quite a mess. She decides to enjoy some more diving and licking up her pee off the floor before she sits up on the couch and catches another stream of piss in a glass goblet. This big boobed babe pours it into her mouth and spits it down her hot, naked body then fingers herself quickly. Moving onto a purple dildo, Chloe orgasms and pees one more time to finish her pissing porn movie at home!
Best OF
Girl: Nicole V.
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Today on Wet and Pissy we bring you an amazing pee compilation of our very best scenes all in one handy place! This compilation starts off with hot blonde Violette who is caught peeing her pants, letting her juices stream down the legs of her denims. She places her hands down onto her wet crotch and licks her fingers, enjoying the taste of her own pee. Afterwards, Violette opens her legs while sitting on a stool and shows off how damp her crotch actually is! We follow this with blonde babe Nicole Vice who can't hold her pee desperation any longer as her golden stream fires through the crotch of her barely there hotpants! She pees all over a glass table and the floor. The last of the blondes we feature wets her tiny hotpants while sitting on the dining table and then dives into her puddle of piss! Moving onto even more gorgeous pissing babes we continue our compilation with some faster clips - with piss flowing freely from some more famous faces including Lady Dee, Christy Charming and Jenifer Jane. These stunning babes love to get pee drenched and taste their own juices in this solo masturbation and sex toy pissing porn compilation!
Squirting Fun
Girl: Lady D.
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Lady Dee is back and she has a magnificent show in store for our viewers. Crotch-less panties are divine, especially when Lady Dee pees right through their liberated style. Hovering over your eyes, Dee drops to a knee on a black ottoman and stands on her other leg as she pees. Things are definitely on to a great start, and Dee keeps the pissing action intense throughout. Next up, Dee is laying on her back, legs wide open, pissing into the air and soaking her top. She uses similar poses to this one, but each unique in its own way, pissing off to the side once and squirting with the assistance of her hand another time. Dee is having a great time, laughing and giggling with plenty of smiles and the camera closes in for some great affectionate moments. In the end, Dee pees in an elevated squat with a massive goblet below for one last wonderful moment.
Perfecting Her Piss Play
Girl: Vicky L.
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Black haired babe Vicky Love is in the lounge feeling really turned on and caresses her body through her clothes. She feels the onset of pee desperation and as she stands up, holds the crotch of her hotpants, knowing full well that she's never going to make it to the bathroom. Vicky decides to turn this need to piss into some horny fun and climbs on top of the glass coffee table with her ass pointing towards the camera. She sits on the table and opens her legs, rubbing her crotch when a wet patch appears on her pale pink denim. Vicky is wetting her panties, soaking her hotpants with her golden piss! She peels herself out of her damn clothes and rubs her pussy before tasting herself and loves it so much that she sucks her pee out of her hotpants and licks the glass table too! Using a glass to collect another piss stream, Vicky bends over and this time we zoom in close watching her stream fill the glass up nicely. Vicky pours her golden nectar into her mouth and spits it back out, both playfully and seductively then decides to try full-blown piss drinking before she pours the rest of her liquid over her cropped top, turning it see-through. Her big boobs look delicious through the wet fabric and Vicky plays with her boobs before she gets completely naked. Laying down on the glass table, this stunning babe fingers her wet pussy and bends over to fuck herself with a glass dildo before launching one final piss stream onto the glass table while standing. Practice makes perfect after all!