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Piss Play Teen
Girl: Emma E.
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Cute brunette teen Emma Evans makes her debut on Wet and Pissy in our latest scene and lays on the bed in a miniskirt and cropped top. Naughty Emma isn't wearing any panties and starts to rub her pussy while pussy pissing all over her bedsheets! She soaks them through with gushes of golden juices and we zoom in close on her XXL pussy lips as they glisten with moisture! Emma kneels up and bends over to finger her pussy, then laps up her pee from the bedsheets with her tongue! This confident hottie lays on her soaked sheets and continues to finger herself before she gets hold of a glass bowl. She kneels above it and starts to pee again, catching her latest stream, then tries piss in mouth action before pouring the rest of her warm piss down her slim body! Once she is completely naked, Emma toys her pussy with a dildo and enjoys an orgasm on camera!
Bed Wetting Blonde
Girl: Ellen M.
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Hot blonde Ellen Milion is a new face to Wet and Pissy and this stunning babe is laying on her bed in grey lingerie. She starts to touch her pussy through her panties while relaxing with her eyes closed and then suddenly starts wetting her panties! Her golden pee soaks through her crotch and down onto the bedsheets while Ellen touches her soaking wet panties and sucks her fingers. She pulls down her panties and with her legs up in the air she licks the crotch while playing with her pussy lips. Ellen takes off her damp panties and squeezes them over herself before she continues to touch her trimmed pussy. Using a red speculum, Ellen gapes her pussy wide apart and while lying on her back she fires another stream of piss over her bed! She takes off her bra to reveal her big fake tits and uses her speculum to fuck her pussy. Ellen is in the mood for some insertion fun and uses candles to stuff her pussy with. She places a glass goblet beneath her and while fucking herself she pauses and starts pussy pissing to fill her glass. She pours this into her mouth and down her hot naked body, giving herself a piss shower! Finishing herself off with the candles, Ellen enjoys a squirting orgasm as she masturbates!
Sexy Francesca
Girl: Francesca D.
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Gorgeous raven haired Francesca is back on Wet and Pissy and starts to slide her gorgeous feet into some white lace topped stockings. Afterwards, she opens her legs and her gorgeous pussy is encased in white panties. Francesca pulls her panties to one side and with her fingers spreading her lips apart, she fires a stream of golden piss into the air and over the coffee table. After she covers the table with her juices, she dips her feet into the puddle then dives into her wet mess and soaks her tank top. This naughty babe even licks up her juices and when she has finished, she sits up and her tank top has turned see-through from her pee! Francesca takes her tank top and bends over, stretching her ass to show off her most intimate parts. Using a metal speculum, Francesca slides it into her pussy and stretches her tight hole apart before spraying more of her golden piss everywhere, in quite a messy stream! Gorgeous Francesca dips her long hair into her juices and starts to practice her blowjob techniques on a massive black dildo. She then uses this toy to insert into her pussy, firstly in the doggystyle position then laying back on the sofa and letting us zoom in close on her gorgeous looking pussy. During her toy play she can feel another urge to pee so sprays all over herself, firing onto her toned stomach and gets herself off with her monster toy! Finally, beautiful Francesca catches more of her piss in a glass vase and drinks her golden nectar before pouring the rest of it all over her tits!
Gaped To Piss
Girl: Jennifer M.
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Busty Jennifer Mendes returns to Wet and Pissy and this gorgeous brunette is laying on the bed and lifts up her cropped top to give her big tits a squeeze. She licks her finger and teases her nipple, turning herself on. Jennifer suddenly starts wetting her panties and her bedsheets get soaked with her streams. Jennifer takes off her wet panties and sucks her pee from them, spitting it back out over herself! This naughty babe fingers her trimmed pussy and holds a glass bowl beneath her while pussy pissing a messy stream of piss into it. She licks up her juices and pours them over herself before she gapes herself wide apart with a metal speculum. Jennifer pees again and decides to toy herself with a rainbow dildo. She gets herself off and catches one final stream of piss in her bowl, sipping it and spitting it playfully towards the camera!
Self Soaking
Girl: Jessica B.
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Naughty brunette Jessica Bell makes her return to WetandPissy and in this update, she is trying to relax on the couch. The tv isn't working and this stocking clad hottie tries to think of a way to pass the time. She decides to make her own fun and uses the remote control to rub against her nipples and pussy. This playful babe lays upside down on the leather couch and with her legs wide apart, Jessica starts pussy pissing over her own face, aiming for her mouth! Her sheer red dress gets drenched in the process, so Jessica starts to strip, continuing to pleasure her XXL pussy lips. She frantically fingers herself and while rubbing herself, sprays more golden piss everywhere! Jessica manages to catch some in a glass bowl, then laps up her piss in mouth to taste her golden nectar. She pours the rest of the contents over her head, treating herself to a golden shower, then horny Jessica rides a flesh like dildo. She moves between pissing and dildo play before orgasming to finish off this pissing porn scene!
Soaked Sheets
Girl: Lady D.
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Raven haired babe Lady Dee is on her bed rubbing her pussy through her white lace panties. She feels so horny that she wastes no time in getting started in our latest Wet and Pissy scene. After bending over to show off her ass, Lady Dee squats on her bed and starts wetting her panties, squirting bursts of golden piss down over her bedsheets! She scoops her juices up and splashes them over herself before ripping her panties apart and pees again, this time over her hands! Lady Dee bends over and sucks her bedsheets, tasting her own golden nectar, then fingers herself. She sprays a powerful stream of piss up into the air and once naked, toys herself with a black vibrator. This insatiable babe bends over to fuck her pussy from behind and after catching another pee stream in a glass bowl, gets more comfortable to pleasure her pissing pussy even more!
Extreme Pissing
Girl: Chrissy F.
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Chrissy Fox is one of those girls that seems to get hotter everytime she appears on Wet and Pissy! Today she is in the office dressed in ripped jeans and a slightly sheer blouse and she is in the mood for some naughty fun! She stands up and walks over to a sideboard, sits on it and then starts peeing her pants! The crotch of her denim jeans turns dark as her juices start to flow and Chrissy sits there while her pee drips down over the edge of the sideboard. She touches her wet crotch and as she stands up and turns around we can see that she has left quite an impressive damp patch! This gorgeous girl doesn't hold back as she pulls down her jeans to show off her ass and knowing full well that she has got your complete attention, Chrissy starts to undress. She licks her wet denims and tastes herself before laying down on a rug on the floor and starts tugging on her puffy pussy lips. She shoots another powerful piss stream up into the air and all over her blouse, while we zoom in close on all the wet action! It doesn't take long for Chrissy to get completely naked, squeezing her blouse into her mouth to give her a brief taste of piss drinking. She gapes her pussy with a speculum and taking some deep breaths, fires more of her golden nectar down onto a glass chair with some force! This kinky babe gets down on her knees, lapping up her juices and playfully splashes it all over herself before finding herself a glass dildo to play with! She bends over the sideboard and fucks her soaking wet pussy and pisses down into a glass bowl. This girl seems to have a constantly full bladder! She pours the juicy contents all over herself, showing how the wet look suits her then finishes herself off with her glass dildo as her whole body pulsates!
Innocent Pisser
Girl: Little E.
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Raven haired Little Elis returns to Wet and Pissy and in our latest pissing porn scene, she is relaxing on the bed in colourful pantyhose. Little Elis rubs her hands all over her body through her clothing and bends over into the doggystyle position to show off her ass. This horny babe masturbates through her pantyhose and squats on the bed before she starts pussy pissing right through her crotch. Her bedsheets get soaked too and she playfully splashes around in her streams. Little Elis starts to strip and gets to work on her pee drenched pussy, masturbating and fingering herself before she pees again all over the bed! This tattooed hottie takes off her pantyhose completely and squeezes her juices into her mouth and all over her hot body then finds a big black vibrator which she uses to pleasure her pussy. Little Elis catches another stream of her golden piss in a glass bowl and pours it all down herself before continuing her toy play bent right over! She turns over to masturbate at the same time and orgasms before she releases one final piss, drenching her bedsheets even more!
Watch That Wet Crotch
Girl: Elina D.
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Gorgeous brunette Elina De Leon makes her return to WetandPissy and in her latest update, this slim babe teases in a bodysuit, leaving little to the imagination. Elina bends over and spanks her ass cheekily before she gives her pierced nipples some attention, then as we zoom in close on her crotch, this naughty girl starts peeing her pants! Elina unclips her bodysuit and masturbates, rubbing her fingers over her wet pussy. She slips a couple of fingers in and then gets hold of a glass which she holds beneath her. Elina starts pussy pissing right into it and then pours her golden juices down over herself. This seductive babe strips naked and sucks on a jelly dildo before fucking herself in the doggystyle position. She pauses to piss again, this time with our camera in close-up and Elina gets herself off with her dildo to finish this pissing porn video!
Impressive Streams
Girl: Amanda H.
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You can't go wrong with a new face and todays hd pissing update on Wet and Pissy features a sexy babe, Amanda Hill. This gorgeous girl has dark red hair and wears a slightly sheer slip, leaving little to the imagination. She flirtily rubs her tits and climbs onto the bed where she bends over to show us that she is wearing tanned pantyhose too. Amanda sits up on the bed frame and starts to piss down onto the sheets beneath her, through her pantyhose and she rubs herself while peeing, soaking her hands with her golden juices. Feeling rather frisky, Amanda rips open her pantyhose and licks her pee soaked fingers before she decides to pull those wet nylons off completely! She tastes more of her nectar by sucking her pillowcase, but she feels like she needs to pee some more so lays down on the bed with her legs high in the air while enjoying some self pissing! Amanda takes off her slip and now naked, gets some golden ben wa balls which she sucks and inserts into her pussy. She enjoys the taste of her pussy juice mixed with pee and continues to shove those balls into her tight little pussy! As Amanda stands up, the ben wa balls are still firmly in place but she strategically pisses down into a glass, filling it easily! She dips the balls into the glass and licks them before pouring the rest of the pee on tits and into her mouth, spitting it back out but still enjoying the taste! Next, Amanda decides she needs to fill her pussy with something a bit thicker so toys her pussy with a purple vibrator while standing up with one leg perched on the bed. She continues her sex toy play while laying on the bed and masturbates at the same time, resulting in a super explosive squirting orgasm! The juices just keep flowing, soaking her bed and creating little puddles of liquid where she lays in her own juices!
Pee Tasting Temptress
Girl: Talia M.
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Brunette babe Talia Mint features in our latest WetandPissy movie and teases in a skintight minidress in the dining room. Talia squats on the dining table, revealing she isn't wearing any panties and starts pussy pissing over the glass surface. This naughty hottie dives into her pee puddle, soaking her dress in golden juices before stripping off to continue her fun. Talia rubs and fingers her pussy while completely naked and then kneels over a glass bowl which she uses to release her next stream of piss into. We zoom in closeup to capture her pee drizzling into the bowl, then Talia gives herself a taste of piss drinking as she laps up some of her pee and spits it back out again. This pissing porno features plenty of vibrator play and Talia fucks herself in multiple positions while pausing occasionally to piss some more!
Golden Curves
Girl: Daisy L.
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Piss fans rejoice, for Daisy Lee is a world class pisser. Wetting her shorts is a sweet affair and Daisy is only just warming up... Once she exposes her lower half after pulling off her shorts, Daisy Lee demonstrates her incredible pissing capacity. Quite appropriately, she leans back on the sofa with her legs wide open ,prying herself open with a speculum. Once she gets her stream going she keeps it going for an impressive amount of time. There are some nice close ups with a clear view of her suberb tools. She takes to the floor afterwards, sweeping her hands over her freshly pissed floor. Now on the table, she gets on her knees and bends forward, drenching her white top with another lengthy pee. After some time with a blue toy, Daisy is ready to pee for us one more time. With one leg on the sofa and the other on the floor, she stands over a glass filling it and letting it overflow, focusing on getting rid of every last ounce of piss left in her body.
Vinna In The Kitchen
Girl: Vinna R.
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Stunning blonde Vinna Reed is back on Wet and Pissy and is in the kitchen watering her plants wearing a white shirt. She realises she is out of water and decides instead of filling up at the sink, she's going to be a lot more playful! She holds the jug beneath her and with one leg up on a chair, Vinna pulls her panties to one side, filling the jug with her golden piss! Vinna then sits with her bum on the edge of the table and pours her juices into her mouth and down over her shirt, turning it see-through and letting her nipples poke through the fabric. The rest of her golden nectar gets poured down her panties and over her head. Vinna looks seriously hot as she finishes piss drinking the last few drops of pee then starts to strip from her barely there outfit! This stunning blonde sucks her shirt then gives her perfect ass a slap, pulling down her panties. She squeezes them over her head and then decides to use something imaginative to tease her pee soaked pussy with. Firstly, Vinna fingers her pussy with her XXL lips bulging then slides a zucchini into her eager hole! She licks it clean and fires a powerful stream of her piss over the tabletop and down onto the floor. Vinna laps up her juices and then sitting back on the table she pumps her pussy! While her pump is firmly placed against her juicy twat, Vinna fills it completely with more of her piss! She pours this into her mouth, playfully spitting it back out again and down onto her hot naked body! Finally, Vinna decides to have another of her 5-a-day and fucks herself in the doggystyle position with a huge peeled carrot to finish off her latest pissing porn scene!
Redhead Relief
Girl: Lina
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Redhead babe Lina looks extremely desperate to pee as we start our newest WetandPissy scene. She isn't going to make it to the toilet so as she stands up and holds onto a dining chair, Lina pulls her panties down slightly. Lina starts pussy pissing right onto and through her panties with a look of relief across her face! Lina mops up her juices with her panties and squeezes them over herself. This naughty babe masturbates and fingers her pussy, then continues her wet porno by pissing all over the glass dining table! She makes quite a mess as she lets her juices flow and Lina dives into her puddle of pee! She licks up some of her golden nectar to give herself a taste of piss drinking, then she bends over and toys herself with a pink dildo while stood up. She pauses to piss again, this time all over the floor and lays down to fill her pussy some more!
Lenna Licks Her Piss
Girl: Lenna R.
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Beautiful brunette Lenna Ross makes her debut on Wet and Pissy in our latest update and this hottie is leaning over on the couch in sheer blue pantyhose and a cropped top. Lenna rubs her hands all over herself and then leans back as she sits on the leather couch. She rubs her pussy through her pantyhose and starts pussy pissing right through the fabric! Her crotch gets darker as it gets soaked in her golden juices and we zoom in close as she rubs her fingers in them. Lenna licks her fingers and takes off her pantyhose before using them to rub against her labia. She fingers her juicy pussy and stands up with one leg up on the coffee table to catch another stream of piss in a glass bowl. This sexy babe gives herself a taste of piss drinking as she sucks up her pee through a straw and spits it back out all over herself. She pours the rest of her piss down over herself and continues her pissing porno by squeezing her drenched top over her perfect tits. Lenna toys a jelly dildo right there on the coffee table and pees again, this time soaking the tabletop. She laps up her juices and finishes herself off by riding her dildo!
Soaking the Pink
Girl: Amanda H.
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It's been just over a year since Amanda Hill last graced our screens here at Wet and Pissy and today she joins us and looks so much more confident in front of the camera! Amanda is dressed in a tight pink dress and high heels as she teases while learning against a wall. Her thigh tattoo is on show as she suddenly looks to be suffering with pee desperation. Amanda moves over to the middle of the room, gets a glass bowl and stands while peeing her pants and lets her golden streams pour down while we zoom in close. She sucks her fingers then takes down her wet panties so that she can touch her drenched pussy. Once her pink panties are off, Amanda dips them into the bowl of pee and puts them in her mouth, sucking the wet fabric to give herself a taste of her piss. She soaks up more of her collected pee and drizzles it down over her tank top, takes it off then pours the last remaining drops down onto her natural tits! Diving into her piss puddle on the floor, Amanda gets soaked from head to toe then sits up on a stool, spreads her legs and starts fingering her pussy. She feels the urge to pee again, so climbs up onto the stool and bends over, releasing her streams down onto the wood. She continues her pussy play with a golden vibrator which she rubs against her labia, slides into her pussy while bent over then changes positions so that she is sat up with her legs spread wide open. She masturbates at the same time as pleasuring her hole and her pussy juices ooze out of her as she enjoys her vibrator play. Pulling the vibe out briefly, Amanda pees in a high arc down onto the floor and catches some of her stream in her hands, splashing it over herself and into her mouth! This pee lasts for ages and once Amanda has finished she dives down on the floor in her juices and squats up to masturbate! While fingering her pussy, she finishes herself off and enjoys a squirting orgasm, aimed down into her glass bowl. She pours it down over her head, giving herself a golden shower and looks seriously satisfied with her piss play efforts!
Crotchless Relief
Girl: Joana
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Brunette babe Joana sits seductively on the arm of the couch in a red fishnet, crotchless bodystocking. This Czech hottie is making her debut and after revealing her tits, she starts to rub her pussy. Joana looks like she might be about to burst and squats over a glass coffee table before she starts pussy pissing all over it. Once the tabletop is completely drenched, Joana licks up her juices, giving herself a taste of piss drinking. She leans over on the couch and fingers her soaking wet pussy, then decides to catch another stream of her golden juices in a vase. Joana pours the contents all over her tongue and down herself before breaking out a rubber dildo. While bent over in the doggystyle position, Joana fucks her pussy and pauses to catch yet another piss stream. She changes positions to continue her sex toy play and orgasms to finish this brand new pissing porno!
Soaking Wet Sofa
Girl: Mary R.
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Brunette cutie Mary Rock makes her debut on Wet and Pissy today and looks smoking hot in a pink fishnet bodice and denim hotpants. She teases in the lounge before sitting on a purple velvet sofa and then kneels up, shaking her ass towards the camera. She starts to pull down her hotpants and sits on the back of the sofa, caressing herself and then lets herself pee down over the sofa and onto her shorts. Her pee stream is messy and as the crotch of her bodysuit gets soaking wet, Mary places her hand down so that she can give herself a taste. She picks up her hotpants and licks some more of her golden pee off them before taking off her wet bodysuit and laying back to finger fuck her pee soaked pussy! She gapes apart her wet pussy and aims another stream of her pee over herself, sprinkling everywhere. Getting hold of a giant glass goblet, Mary opens her legs and pees into it, collecting some of her golden nectar to play with. She pours her juices over her tongue giving herself piss in mouth and down her perfect tits. This horny babe toys herself with a purple beaded sex toy and masturbates at the same time to get off. With her ass in the air in the doggystyle position, Mary lets go of one last pee stream, dripping down onto the sofa to finish off her perfect hd pissing debut!
Busty and Desperate
Girl: Angel W.
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Big boobed blonde Angel Wicky returns to Wet and Pissy this week and she rushes into the bathroom holding onto her crotch only to find that the toilet is out of order and also out of bounds! Angel looks around and tries to work out what her next move is when she takes off her fishnet minidress and stands in the middle of the bathroom when she starts peeing her pants! The look of relief comes across Angel's face as her golden pee stream trickles through her crotch and down her legs then she licks her fingers and starts to take off her swimsuit so that she can suck the damp fabric. Once she is naked, she bends over and fingers her wet pussy before standing above a bucket and sponge which she stands and pees over. Taking out the sponge, this big titted queen drips her piss over her big boobs and then into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking. Laying on her back, this horny blonde sucks and toys a big purple dildo. While toying her pussy she masturbates at the same time and dives into her pee on a footstool. Continuing her toy play while stood up, Angel masturbates and enjoys a squirting orgasm!
Walking On Sunshine
Girl: Sunshine
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Our newest scene on Wet and Pissy features Sunshine, a brand new face who joins us in a very sexy secretary outfit. She walks towards the camera and holds onto her crotch when she realises she needs to pee. Playfully, this hot blonde heads over to a leather chair and lifts her legs, showing that she isn't wearing any panties. She starts to pee and soaks her miniskirt before taking it off to finger her piss soaked pussy. Sunshine holds a glass jug underneath herself and spreads her pussy lips apart before she starts pussy pissing into it. She pours her golden nectar into her mouth and down over her hot body then gets hold of a big purple dildo which she fucks right there on the leather chair! Sunshine starts to squirt as she toys herself and then strips naked to mop her juices off the floor. Continuing her dildo play, Sunshine bends over into the doggystyle position for more toy play, enjoys an orgasm and then pees one final time in her debut pissing porn scene!
Everything Golden
Girl: Daruma
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Cute blonde Daruma features in our latest WetandPissy video and teases in tiny denim hotpants and a sheer fishnet cropped top! This absolute sex kitten rubs her hands over herself and then lifts up her top to give her nipples some attention. After her high heels come off, Daruma pulls down her shorts and spanks her ass. She squats on the floor with her legs wide apart and starts pussy pissing over the wood! Daruma sits in her juicy pee puddle and fingers herself before she sucks her fingers clean and follows up with another piss! She strips completely naked and gets hold of a purple dildo which she uses on herself while laying in a chair. Daruma pauses and squats back down with a giant glass goblet. She balances above it and aims another stream of golden nectar right into it, making quite a mess in the process! She pours the contents over herself and masturbates to orgasm to finish her latest hd pissing porn video!
Glass Goblet
Girl: Emily P.
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Brunette hottie Emily Pink is in the bathroom in a sheer robe and satin lingerie for our latest WetandPissy scene and this absolute babe knows how to tease. Emily slowly starts to perform a striptease and bends over the dressing table to admire her reflection. She takes off her bra and panties, then sits down on a chair to masturbate. This horny hottie holds a glass goblet beneath her while pussy pissing into it! We film her in closeup as she catches her golden stream and then Emily pours the contents into her mouth, enjoying some piss drinking and spitting fun! This kinky babe continues to pleasure her pussy while bent over and fingers herself before catching another piss stream. She moves onto a dildo which she uses to slide inside her wet pussy and Emily pees over the tiled floor and dives into her wet mess! Once Emily brings herself to orgasm, she has time for one last piss to finish off her pissing porno!
Army Piss Play
Girl: Leidy D.
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Kinky babe Leidy De Leon makes her return with a brand new look and this pink haired vixen is ready for action in a camo style outfit. She sucks on a trungeon and pulls down her cropped top to reveal her big tits then after stripping from her camo shorts, Leidy squats and starts pussy pissing all over a mirror placed on the floor! Her stream is very impressive and she soaks the reflective surface in her juices. Leidy dives down into her soaking wet puddle and laps up her juices, showing how filthy she really is! She gets her body wet too and then bends over the couch to finger herself. This hot babe rubs her pussy while peeing again and this time she bounces her ass in her golden pee! Leidy uses a glass bottle to fuck her pussy with and catches another stream of piss in it. She enjoys some piss drinking action to complete this pissing porno then drenches herself even more before fucking the trungeon to get off!
Perfecting Her Piss Play
Girl: Vicky L.
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Black haired babe Vicky Love is in the lounge feeling really turned on and caresses her body through her clothes. She feels the onset of pee desperation and as she stands up, holds the crotch of her hotpants, knowing full well that she's never going to make it to the bathroom. Vicky decides to turn this need to piss into some horny fun and climbs on top of the glass coffee table with her ass pointing towards the camera. She sits on the table and opens her legs, rubbing her crotch when a wet patch appears on her pale pink denim. Vicky is wetting her panties, soaking her hotpants with her golden piss! She peels herself out of her damn clothes and rubs her pussy before tasting herself and loves it so much that she sucks her pee out of her hotpants and licks the glass table too! Using a glass to collect another piss stream, Vicky bends over and this time we zoom in close watching her stream fill the glass up nicely. Vicky pours her golden nectar into her mouth and spits it back out, both playfully and seductively then decides to try full-blown piss drinking before she pours the rest of her liquid over her cropped top, turning it see-through. Her big boobs look delicious through the wet fabric and Vicky plays with her boobs before she gets completely naked. Laying down on the glass table, this stunning babe fingers her wet pussy and bends over to fuck herself with a glass dildo before launching one final piss stream onto the glass table while standing. Practice makes perfect after all!