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Sexy Lady
Girl: Miky L.
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Hey Miky, you're so fine! Today on Wet and Pissy we feature newcomer miky who looks stunning in knee high socks and a tanned short playsuit! Her long legs go on for miles as she poses on a foot stool. She gets hold of a giant cocktail glass and places it on the floor as she pees through her crotch and fills it with her juices. She lifts it up and tastes her own piss, pouring it into her mouth then all over her tits! She strips out of her playsuit and sucks her crotch, enjoying even more of her golden pee. Bending over, Miky catches another stream of piss in her glass, then dips her sock clad toes in then. Her feet become piss soaked and she lifts them up so that she can suck her toes! After pouring the contents of the glass over her naked body, Miky enjoys using a purple sex toy inside her pussy and bending over doggystyle, she pees all over it. Finally, this naughty brunette enjoys releasing another piss onto the floor before she dives into her puddle and gets completely soaked!
Sexy Squirter
Girl: Jessica B.
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It's time for another perfect pissing movie with Jessical Bell as she walks outside the sauna in white lace topped stockings and a sheer floaty top. She feels super naughty and beckons the camera towards her as she kneels on a footstool and slides her hands down into her lace panties to touch her pussy. Once her panties are off, Jessica lays back and holds apart her pussy lips while she sprays a powerful stream of golden piss up into the air and all over herself! This turns her on even more and she takes off her top to mop up her juices and squeeze them into her mouth and all over her hot body. Jessica uses some chopsticks and holds her XXL pussy lips before using them to slide into her pussy. She gapes her hole wide apart and aims another stream into a small bowl. Dipping her fingers into the bowl, Jessica gives herself some piss in mouth action and splashes her streams over herself, including her shaved pussy. This horny brunette leans one leg up on the desk and fucks a black fist shaped dildo. Jessica fucks herself while bent over in the doggystyle position and then starts pussy pissing again in another oriental bowl. She finishes herself off with the dildo and squirts a seriously impressive stream across the room to finish off her hd pissing scene!
Drinking Golden Nectar
Girl: Vinna R.
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Vinna Reed debuts on Wet and Pissy after appearing on Wet and Puffy a couple of years ago. Her character portrayal is that of the 'hot girl' letting you watch, and it suits her well, but we do get some glimpses of real enjoyment as she flings some flirtatious smiles towards the camera and looks straight into the camera. Her shorts are about as short as they can get and they are especially revealing in her sweet spot. She pees wearing her shorts - her stream running down the sofa and and briefly pushing through them. She frolics in the wet floor after she drops them. Soon Vinna is on the sofa leaning back and using a speculum for a brazen piss. She changes her mind about the speculum and takes a more natural approach using only her hands. This is a lengthy piss with a great viewing angle. Her beautiful stream gushes out as the view tilts and tightens on her body. There's still more pissing from Vinna with an excellent pose on her knees while on top of the sofa. She has a brief piss on the sofa and then another into a clear cylinder.
Drinking and Drenching
Girl: Valentina B.
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Dark haired Valentina Bianco is our newest face here on Wet and Pissy and as she sits at her desk, she feels quite horny and rubs her hands over her cropped top. Valentina suddenly feels desperate to pee and holds onto her crotch then stands up before a damp patch appears on her crotch and a stream of her golden piss trickles down her leg and into her high heel. This hottie takes off her shoe and pours her pee into her mouth, giving herself a taste of piss drinking then licks her wet shoes. Pulling down her red trousers, Valentina fingers herself and once they are off, she sucks her juices from the wet fabric. Sitting on a footstool, this Italian beauty continues to finger her big taco pussy and then gets hold of a watering can before she sprays another stream of piss into it! Valentina gives herself a golden shower and pulls down her top before soaking her face and tits with her juices. Looking in her drawers at her favourite sex toys, Valentina pulls out a pink beaded dildo which she sucks and toys her pussy with as she bends over with her ass right up against our camera! Next, this hot babe places five bowls on her desk and starts filling them, one by one with her piss, having total control over her pissing. She pours each one into her mouth and over herself, then gets naked before she finishes her pussy play with a big black dildo. With time for one final piss in her debut pissing porn scene, Valentina fills a jar with her warm piss and tips it down herself, letting her makeup run down her face as she is drenched in her juices!
Wet In Class
Girl: Lina
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Today we welcome Lina to Wet and Pissy and this newcomer is in the classroom looking mighty fine in her pencil skirt and deep pink blouse. She unbuttons her blouse and squats on the floor before revealing she isn't wearing any panties and this naughty babe starts pussy pissing on the floor with her legs spread open! Lina mops up her golden juices with a sponge and squeezes them back out over her clothing. She strips out of her soaking wet clothes and once naked, Lina leans on the edge of the desk. We zoom in on her juicy cherry pussy as she teases her lips and starts fingering herself right there and then! She pees again in a watering can and uses this and pours it all down herself, including over her wet pussy. Using a spiked vibrator, Lina bends over into the doggystyle position on top of the desk and slips it into herself. She pauses to stand on two chairs and enjoys a standing pee down onto the floor! She continues her sex toy play and orgasms, with time for one final pee in this hd pissing scene!
Impressive Debut
Girl: Abigail
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Newcomer Abigail is eager to get started on Wet and Pissy and this Czech babe teases on the couch in a pretty floral dress. It's not the dress we are interested in and it just so happens that she starts to hold onto her crotch looking desperate to pee. As she sits on the edge of the couch, Abigail shows us that she isn't wearing any panties and she starts pussy pissing all over the floor! She sits down in her puddle of pee and splashes about in it, taking off her dress to mop up her juices. Abigail sits back on the couch and leans back to finger her piss soaked pussy and starts pissing like a sprinkler all over the leather fabric. This brunette babe is even hornier than before and kneels up to slide a dildo inside herself. She pauses to piss in a glass jug and considering she has already released a couple of piss streams, she creates a decent amount for her third stream! Abigail splashes it on her body before giving herself a golden shower as she pours the rest of her golden nectar all over her head! She rides her dildo on the floor and masurbates until she orgasms and pees one final time in her debut pissing porn scene as we zoom in close on her stream!
Tempting Pee Tasting
Girl: Tiffany L.
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Redhead hottie Tiffany Love is our newest face on Wet and Pissy and this sexy babe walks into the lounge in a denim minidress and a cropped top. She lifts up her skirt and places one leg on the leather couch before she teases her nipples through the fabric of her top. Pulling it down Tiffany really goes to work on her tits, squeezing them and rubbing her nipples. After taking off her top, this feisty babe quickly moves down to her skirt and pulls it down to reveal her curvy ass! Climbing up onto the back of the couch, Tiffany pulls her panties to one side and touches herself. She teases her puffy pussy lips and then holds herself apart before pussy pissing down onto her top, strategically placed on the leather couch! Her stream seems to last for ages and once she has finished she picks up her cropped top and squeezes it out over her tits! It isn't long before Tiffany gets completely naked and she fingers herself, pissing again then licks up her juices. She bends over and continues to finger herself and gets a glass jug which she holds beneath her. She starts filling it up with her golden piss and then pours it into her mouth, enjoying her piss drinking experience then pours some down her hot naked body. Tiffany doesn't need any sex toys to get herself off and concentrates on her fingers until she orgasms in this hd pissing porn scene!
Jessica Lincoln
Girl: Jessica L.
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This week we have the pleasure of presenting Jessica Lincoln, a toned vixen with a very healthy pair of legs. She looks great in her jeans, with her aforementioned legs plumping them up. They don't really do justice for her ass though, but as she drops them down to her knees, we see that the goods are definitely there too. Of course it would be careless to forget to mention her captivating eyes and smile. Jessica starts of with some jean wetting to licking before she begins to really open up to pissing. Laying back on an ottoman, Jessica spreads her legs in the always arousing "v" shaped position. She lets out a couple of great spurts into the air with the camera zooming in as she puts in some extra effort to squeeze out as much as she can. After some action with a purple toy, Jessica takes a piss into a massive goblet. She has some great sustained streams here and she pours the contents into her mouth and lets it run off of her body. After some more action with her toy, Jessica is back on the ottoman pissing, this time with her face plunged into it and her ass appropriately up in the air. Again she manages some strong bursts, sometimes pissing onto the seat and then past it straight to the floor. Jessica wraps up with a winning finish, now standing with one leg tip-toed on the ottoman and the other on the floor. With a camera angle from below, Jessica lets another fine piss fly. The view is great as is the sound when her stream gets thicker and more powerful.
Sexy Francesca
Girl: Francesca D.
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Gorgeous raven haired Francesca is back on Wet and Pissy and starts to slide her gorgeous feet into some white lace topped stockings. Afterwards, she opens her legs and her gorgeous pussy is encased in white panties. Francesca pulls her panties to one side and with her fingers spreading her lips apart, she fires a stream of golden piss into the air and over the coffee table. After she covers the table with her juices, she dips her feet into the puddle then dives into her wet mess and soaks her tank top. This naughty babe even licks up her juices and when she has finished, she sits up and her tank top has turned see-through from her pee! Francesca takes her tank top and bends over, stretching her ass to show off her most intimate parts. Using a metal speculum, Francesca slides it into her pussy and stretches her tight hole apart before spraying more of her golden piss everywhere, in quite a messy stream! Gorgeous Francesca dips her long hair into her juices and starts to practice her blowjob techniques on a massive black dildo. She then uses this toy to insert into her pussy, firstly in the doggystyle position then laying back on the sofa and letting us zoom in close on her gorgeous looking pussy. During her toy play she can feel another urge to pee so sprays all over herself, firing onto her toned stomach and gets herself off with her monster toy! Finally, beautiful Francesca catches more of her piss in a glass vase and drinks her golden nectar before pouring the rest of it all over her tits!
Eager Newcomer
Girl: Freya D.
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New face Freya Dee is a welcome addition to Wet and Pissy and this raven haired babe is feeling pretty horny as she sits on a chair and touches her pussy. She spreads apart her pussy lips and starts pussy pissing all over the floor. She takes her time and looks relieved as she keeps on pissing. She isn't wearing any panties which makes it really easy for her to finger her wet pussy. She strips naked and wipes herself clean with her denim skirt before sucking on the wet fabric. Once she is naked, Freya squats on the floor and sprays another stream of her golden juices all over the floor. She enjoys short but powerful bursts and then splashes about in her own pee, lapping it up with her hands into her mouth! She masturbates while sitting on the floor and then climbs up onto the table to catch more piss in a glass jug. She pours it all down her hot, naked body and feels so turned on that she has to fuck her wet pussy wih a dildo! Once she orgasms, she fills her jug once more and pours her warm pee right into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking and also gives herself a golden shower!
Getting Wet to Orgasm
Girl: Victoria D.
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We do love it when sexy brunette Victoria Daniels comes to see us here at Wet and Pissy and today she is on top form as she teases in the lounge in a tight tank top and light grey ripped leggings. She gives us a brief glimpse of her natural tits and ass before she bends over on the sofa with her curvy ass in the air. Afterwards, Victoria balances with one foot on each sofa and with her legs spread wide apart, she starts wetting her panties, letting a big pee stream flow through her crotch and onto the floor beneath her. Fiesty Victoria uses her leggings to mop up her golden juices from the floor then sucks them, tasting her pee and spitting it back out over her nipples. Once she is completely naked, Victoria fucks her pussy with a metal speculum then gapes herself wide apart, firing another piss stream down onto the floor. This one flows with some power behind it and we zoom in really close to catch all the action! Now Victoria is pee drenched as she plays with her puddle on the ground and as she sits down, she starts to finger her wet pussy, licking her fingers to enjoy her juices once more. Using a jelly dildo, this stunning brunette lays back on the sofa and slides it into her pussy to pleasure herself. Using a yellow tinted vase, Victoria catches one final piss stream from her pissing pussy and drinks it before pouring the remaining contents over her hair. She soon moves back to her jelly dildo but this time she sensually toys herself in the doggystyle position. She masturbates as she gets closer to cumming and orgasms with immense pleasure to finish off her newest scene with us!
Claudia Gets Drenched
Girl: Claudia M.
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We welcome back gorgeous blonde Claudia Macc in our latest Wet and Pissy scene and while dressed in tight shorts and a bikini top, Claudia teases and rubs her hands all over herself. While kneeling up on a leather chair, this playful babe pulls down her shorts and starts pussy pissing all over them! She makes quite a mess as she catches her ongoing stream in her hands and pours her golden nectar into her mouth! Claudia strips out of her shorts, mops up her juices, and then laps up some of the remaining pee. After she strips some more, this piss soaked babe fingers her pussy and pulls at her XXL lips with some tongs. We zoom in closeup as she enjoys another piss, this time with her labia spread wide apart. Naughty Claudia continues her pussy play and lays on her back to aim another piss stream all over her on face! She sprays numerous times all over her chair and the floor, finishing our latest pissing porno in style!
Christy Is Back
Girl: Christy C.
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Gorgeous redhead Christy Charming (aka Paula Shy) is back on Wet and Pissy and we know you're going to love her return! Christy is locked in the office and suffering extreme pee desperation. She sits on the edge of the bookcase and starts peeing her pants. She touches the damp patch that streams down her legs and licks her fingers to taste her golden juices. Christy stands up and turns around, showing off her wet denims before she slips out of them and kneels on the tiled floor. Christy sucks more of her piss out of the damp dabric, then unbuttons her blouse to play with her tits, using it to mop up her puddle of piss on the floor. Using a metal speculum she slides it into her pussy and uses it like a sex toy before gaping her hole wide apart. Piss gushes from her, all over the desk and this sexy redhead laps up her piss and playfully rubs her tits in her pee! Christy sits on the office chair and gapes her piss drenched pussy apart with her fingers. She uses a glass vase as a sex toy, sliding the thick cylinder into her pussy while masturbating. Once she has finished she fills the vase with another stream of her piss, pouring it onto her trimmed pussy and into her mouth before spitting it down her hot body! Bending over the desk, Christy needs to cum and uses both hands to enjoy some pussy play. There's time for one last piss in a giant glass goblet which Christy plays with and gulps down the last little drop, piss drinking like a pro!
Pornstar Pissing
Girl: Barbie S.
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Blonde pornstar Barbie Sins debuts on Wet and Pissy today and is sat on top of the dining table in hot pink lingerie and a buttoned shirt. Barbie knows how hot she is and rubs her hands over her sexy body before pulling down the shirt to show off her big tits which burst out of her bra. This tattooed hottie leans back and suddenly releases a stream of her golden piss, peeing her pants all over the table top. Her steam leaves behind a puddle of pee which she pats with her hands and then sucks her fingers. Barbie mops up the rest of her juices with her shirt then pulls down her panties before fingering her soaking wet pussy. Bent over in the doggystyle position, Barbie really works her hole and then gets hold of three small glass bowls which she aims another pee stream into while masturbating her trimmed pussy. She pours them into her mouth and over her big fake tits, enjoying a taste of piss drinking in the process. After she dips her hair into her golden juices, Barbie rides a rainbow dildo which she sticks to the table top and then lays down to continue to fuck herself with her big toy! She orgasms hard and manages to fit in one final pee which she aims all over her own hot body!
Soaking the Sofa
Girl: Natalie R.
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Natalie Ross, the sexy girl with hot bangs finds her way to a Wet and Pissy event. This hot blond loves spending time with herself and peeing her pants or her shorts. She spends a few minutes rubbing her wet ass and licking her shorts. She latches on to a pussy pump filling it with pee and dumping it over her thin pink top. Moving on, Natalie rests on the sofa in an inverted position prying her pussy open with some orange tongs. With her pussy in an elevated position, she tries her best for a piss facial as her own natural design hinders the effort. Now it is time for Natalie to meet the girl in the mirror. Her reflected image makes for an interesting view as she butt bumps herself on a horizontally mounted dildo. When she walks away from that, she pees one more time and takes a few licks of the wet floor.
Drenched Debut
Girl: Valeria
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Stunning babe Valeria is a brand new face on Wet and Pissy and dresses to impress in a tight deep red minidress. She strokes her hands all over her body and lifts up her dress to reveal her ass, encased in pink lace panties! Valeria kneels up on the couch and pulls down her panties while she starts pussy pissing onto the leather chair, soaking it in her golden pee. Her stream keeps coming, and this hottie sits down to lick her piss drenched panties! Valeria soaks her pussy as she squeezes her panties over herself before she breaks out a squirting dildo to fuck herself with. She stands up to toy her pussy and then stands over a glass bowl which she starts to fill with another piss stream. Valeria dips her dildo into her collected pee and then drizzles it all over her tongue to give herself a taste of piss drinking. Even though this is her debut scene with us, this naughty babe pours the rest of the contents all down herself and by the time she gets off, Valeria is absolutely soaked from head to toe in her piss!
Bathroom Bliss
Girl: Martina M.
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Martina Musa is in the bathroom brushing her hair when she suddenly feels the urge to pee. She sits down on the toilet seat when she spies a glass bowl and thinks of a much more imaginative way to relieve herself. This playful blonde stands above the bowl and starts pussy pissing right into it! She makes quite a mess as she takes aim and after she has caught some of her golden juices in the bowl, Martina licks up her piss and gives herself a taste of piss drinking. Martina pours the rest of her pee down over herself and strips naked to lay down on the bathroom rug. She fingers her piss soaked pussy and lays with her legs up in the air to piss all over herself! Martina gushes while we zoom in close and then bends over to toy a purple dildo! This tattooed hottie really works herself, pausing to catch another pee stream in the glass bowl. She gives herself a golden shower pouring the contents all over her hair and then finishes herself off in this pissing porno with her sex toy!
Filling The Goblet
Girl: Valentina B.
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Stunning raven haired Valentina Bianco returns to Wet and Pissy and this time she is in a red lace minidress which leaves little to the imagination. She holds onto her crotch clearly needing to pee. Climbing onto the couch, Valentina gets hold of a giant goblet which will be perfect for later use. She bends over and shows off her bubble butt, pulls down her panties and stands above the goblet as she starts pussy pissing down into it. We zoom in really close and she makes quite a mess as she fills up the glass. This dark haired babe picks up the flass and pours her warm golden pee down over herself and into her mouth. She pops her panties in the last remaining pee and then squeezes her wet panties into her mouth. Leaning back on the couch, Valentina fingers her pussy frantically and then sits up as she pees again into the goblet. This time she is wearing nothing but red fishnet stockings and gives herself a golden shower, pouring it all over her hair! She fucks herself with a glass bottle while masturbating and pauses to try and piss in the funnel. This pissing pornstar splashes her nectar all over herself and then fingers herself until she enjoys a squirting orgasm!
Golden Bedsheets
Girl: Ryana
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Blonde hottie Ryana wakes up from a nap feeling like she needs to pee. She rubs her pussy through the fabric of her panties then suddenly starts wetting her panties while we zoom in on her crotch! This naughty babe looks like she is enjoying soaking her bedsheets in golden piss and playfully strips off to reveal her trimmed pussy. Ryana sits up once she is naked and starts to finger her pussy. This horny vixen pauses, pussy pissing all over her bed then scoops up handfuls of her golden nectar before she paddles her feet in the wet puddle formed on her bed! Afterwards, horny Ryana stands and pleasures her pussy with a purple dildo, spraying her fitted sheet with even more piss streams! She lays on her wet bed and fucks herself even quicker, orgasming with her sex toy and finishes her Wet and Pissy scene with one more closeup pee!
Gushing Into Glass
Girl: Lilith S.
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Brunette Lilith Sweet makes her debut here on Wet and Pissy this week and walks into the lounge in a skintight grey minidress and stiletto heels. She bends over and poses in her dress before rubbing her hands over herself when she suddenly feels desperate to pee and grabs hold of her crotch. Lilith lifts up her dress and stands over a bookcase, pissing all over the top of it then uses her hands to splash about in her pee puddle before diving into it, soaking her clothes too! She pulls off her dress and bends over to finger her pussy then this horny brunette puls her ass cheeks and taco pussy lips before pissing again, this time into a glass bowl. Lilith plays with her juices and pours them down her hot, naked body! Using a glass bottle, Lilith rubs it against her labia then inserts it into her juicy, wet hole. She catches another stream of her golden piss in it, pouring it into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking then this pee soaked babe gets onto the floor to finish off her fingering fun and give herself a mind blowing orgasm to finish her pissing porn scene!
Katy Sky
Girl: Katy S.
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Blonde is on the menu tonight and Katy Sky serves up a fiery display of piss proficiency. Before slipping down her faded denim shorts, Katy's ass is already revealing itself as she preps to piss through them. As she finishes up, she takes a real interest in licking and sucking on the shorts and then begins rubbing them back and forth against her crotch. She's satisfied herself enough to move on to a red pussy gaping toy, plunging it into herself. It succumbs to her tight body, bending to the will of it's superior force. She's ready to pee again, and the toy is pulled out for maximum effectiveness. Impressive is the word that comes to mind here as Katy pushes at a lengthy and solid stream, launching it into the air. It's start off gently but soon she is pushing it higher and past the surface of the bed. After she spends some time with a striped rubber dildo, she sets up for her next piss. Bent over forward with one hand on her ass, Katy provides us with another visual stunner as the action takes place. After one more encounter with the striped toy Katy simulates a squirting scenario before she finishes off filling up a goblet. She dips her tongue and hand into the glass and dumps it over her body in the end.
Victoria Pure is back
Girl: Victoria P.
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We welcome back Victoria Pure for an ass wiggling, clothe wetting, makeup dripping kind of a time. Not convinced that her shorts are short enough, Victoria folds them at the bottom for some extra exposure. She wiggles her ass in front of the camera before sitting on the table and pissing right through her shorts. A puddle begins collecting on the table and runs off of the edge as Victoria drags her rear on the wet table back and forth. There's some more booty focus, first humping the table and then as she works herself out of her shorts. Now nude below the waist, Victoria places a bottle with a funnel top as she drops to a power squat , using her fingers to make her aim as accurate as possible. She recklessly pours the bottle into her mouth and over her head and spits out onto her yellow blouse and into the air washing of her mascara. Victoria climbs back on the table where she engages in more pissing, first leaning back on the table with her legs wide open and then on her knees hunched forward. In the closing moments she finds a spot on the chair, once again drawing her legs up and outward for her final pee.
Playing In The Paddling Pool
Girl: Sweet A.
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Playful redhead Sweet Angelina is ready to have some fun and is armed with a paddling pool which she carries into the lounge. Dressed in denim hotpants and a cropped top, Angelina teases and shakes her ass towards the camera before she sits in the paddling pool and starts peeing her pants! Her golden streams soak through her denim crotch and flow down onto the white paddling pool base then this horny babe rubs her ass around in her piss puddle! Sweet Angelina strips naked and holds her ass while caught pussy pissing bent over with her ass in the air. She aims for the paddling pool again and this naughty babe dives in her juices and leans back to masturbate. She gapes her pussy wide apart with some pink tongs and sprays another stream of piss. Sweet Angelina pees so many times in this pissing porno and absolutely loves bouncing around in her wet mess!
Splashing All Over
Girl: Valentina B.
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Valentina Bianco joins us for our latest Wet and Pissy update and this raven haired babe shows off her figure in a tight lilac minidress. Valentina lifts up her dress where matching panties are revealed and she runs her fingers across her sheer panties while we are zoomed right in. This horny babe pulls down her dress and teases her nipples then strips naked, ready to masturbate. As she lays upside down on the leather couch, Valentina starts pussy pissing all over her own face and her pee streams gush out of her hole like a jet spray! If you love closeup pissing, you can't get much closer than this as our camera captures the sheer force of her piss as it shoots from her! Using a metal speculum, Valentina gapes her piss drenched pussy wide apart and pees again. she grabs a black dildo and fucks herself while sitting on the floor, pausing to piss again with an impressive stream. Valentina masturbates and once she orgasms, there's time for one final pee in this pissing porno which she chooses to spray all over herself to get completely piss soaked!