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Lucia Denvile
Girl: Lucia D.
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Stunning black haired babe Lucia Denville is in the wet room for her debut appearance on Wet and Pissy wearing tiny denim hotpants and an aqua tank top. Her ass and legs look perfect as she climbs onto a wooden bench and as we zoom in closer we see that she even has a cameltoe! She places her hands down towards her crotch and soon a wet patch appears in her denims. Lucia has peed herself and licks her damp fingers before stripping out of her hotpants and sucking on the crotch. Using a glass bowl, Lucia places it beneath her and as she sits on the edge of the bench, she aims a stream of piss into it, catching her juices. Once she has finished, she picks up the bowl and pours her golden liquid into her mouth and all down her tank top which turns see-through and let's us peek at her gorgeous nipples! This beautiful babe strips completely naked and lifts one leg into the air to catch even more of her warm pee and pours it all over her naked body, letting it trickle down to her pussy. Laying back onto the bench, Lucia attempts to piss over herself and dives into a puddle of her pee before getting hold of a flesh like dildo and sucks it. She then slides it into her pussy and enjoys fucking herself hard. She wants to cum so much that she uses a magic wand vibrator on her clit at the same time to make herself orgasm!
Homemade Pissing Porno
Girl: Chrissy F.
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The self filmed action continues here on Wet and Pissy as Chrissy Fox lets us join her at home and she is in the mood for some kinky fun with a whip! this tattooed redhead is dressed in denim hotpants and a sheer white bodysuit and uses her whip to tease in all sorts of positions. While bent over we suddenly see a damp patch appear on her hotpants and it's clear that Chrissy has started peeing her pants! She sits down on a bench and once she has taken off her shorts, she unclips her bodysuit and enjoys another piss down onto the floor. This time, this fun redhead shakes the whip in front of her stream and licks it while rubbing her pussy lips. Stripping naked, Chrissy mops the floor and licks up her golden pee, splashing it around with her hands. She uses a glass jug and holds a purple pissing device in front of her pussy to aim her stream into the jug. Pouring her juices into her mouth, this hottie spits it back out over her naked body and completely soaks herself. She can't wait any longer to orgasm and starts masturbating while sucking on a black vibrator. Chrissy toys her pussy and orgasms intensely then finally pees one more time into the jug and gives herself a golden shower to finish this pissing porno! It's amazing what these babes end up doing when staying safe at home!
Tantilising Teen
Girl: Jennifer M.
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Our curvy teen Jennifer Mendes is back on Wet and Pissy in our latest scene and she is dressed in gym gear which hugs her curves perfectly. This raven haired beauty shows off her curvy ass in the tight fabric and suddenly feels piss desperation setting in. She holds onto her crotch and stands with one leg up on a leather chair when a massive damp patch appears on her crotch and piss trickles down onto the floor. Jennifer gets on the floor and splashes about in her puddle and takes off her yoga pants to suck her juices from them. This horny teen fingers her trimmed pussy and then pisses like a fountain all over the floor. She dives onto the floor and once she's naked, she inserts a red speculum into her pussy and gapes herself wide apart. While she is gaped open, she enjoys another pee, pussy pissing on the floor again and then continues to finger herself and masturbate. Once she makes herself orgasm, Jennifer holds a glass underneath her and fills it with one final stream before pouring the contents into her mouth and down over her big tits! You need to see this gorgeous teen pissing!
Perfect Premiere
Girl: Jessika
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Jessika is another new face here on Wet and Pissy and this brunette babe is dusting in the dining room. Dressed in denim hotpants and a plaid shirt, Jessika suddenly needs to pee. She looks around and decides to relieve herself right there and then. This naughty babe squats on the floor and a wet patch appears in the crotch of her denims. Her golden juices flow down and drip onto the floor and capture it all in closeup! Jessika splashes about in her pee puddle with her feet then strips out of her hotpants to get to work on her pussy. Stood up with one leg on the dining table, Jessika fingers her pussy and pees at the same time! She holds her lips apart and sprays a stronger stream of piss onto the tabletop then dives into her wet mess, using the feather duster to mop up more of her juices. Using a glass dildo, this horny hottie toys her perfect pussy and slides her dildo in and out quickly. She holds a jar beneath her and pisses into it before enjoying some piss drinking without any hesitation! She pours the rest of her warm pee down her hot naked body and brings herself to orgasm on the floor! Jessika enjoys one final piss on the floor and splashes it over herself playfully to finish her debut pissing porno.
Violette
Girl: Violette
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A couple of years ago, we had a chance to work with the sultry blonde Violette. Fortunately, not much has changed with her since then, and this is a very good thing since she looks just as stunning as before. For the wetting fans, Violette's blue elastic waist jeans are the perfect accessory. Alternating from her left leg to her right, Violette lines the inner walls of her pants with golden piss. The stream trickles down her legs, glistening as it moves along. Sitting on top of a high chair and without her jeans in place, Violette sucks her juices from the crotch of her denims. She then takes an extended piss on the table making for an excellent diving spot. Violette is as endearing as she was in the past, and her varied positions offer some great opportunities for some personal close ups.
Take Your Punishment
Girl: Lucia D.
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Time for some discipline today on Wet and Pissy with seriously hot raven haired babe Lucia Denvile. Dressed in a camouflage army outfit, complete with boots. She stands holding a black baton and looks rather dominating as she sits down and rubs it against her crotch as she pisses through her shorts! She places her hands down to her crotch and rubs them into her juices before tasting herself then Lucia pulls down her shorts and sucks even more of her piss out of her crotch. Bending over on the lounger chair, Lucia releases another stream of piss and soaks the fabric beneath her while aiming for the baton. She lifts up the baton and licks it before stripping completely naked and naughty Lucia decides to rub it against her clit. She slides it into her piss soaked pussy and fucks herself hard with the baton before she pulls it out and spreads her legs, peeing some more! She stands up to continue her pussy play and after deciding to sit on the sideboard, it doesn't take long for this gorgeous dark haired beauty to orgasm! She fires a final stream of golden piss into a glass vase on the floor and then pours it over herself and into her mouth, eagerly lapping up her juices and celebrating a horny scene for Wet and Pissy!
Naughty Newcomer
Girl: Nancy S.
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Nancy Smile is a brand new face here on Wet and Pissy and this brunette babe walks into the door and appears to be suffering from pee desperation. She looks around to see if her housemate is in and in front of the mirror, Nancy pulls down her tight pink hotpants to her knees. She crouches and starts pussy pissing right through the crotch of her hotpants and onto the floor. She sits down on the floor and mops up her golden juices with her hotpants, squeezing them out all over her toned stomach and bare pussy. Nancy stands with one foot on the coffee table and masturbates her wet pussy. She fingers herself and pees again over the floor before stripping completely naked. Nancy sucks and toys a jelly dildo while sitting on the back of a leather chair and we zoom in close as she slides her toy in and out of her juicy pussy. She pees and makes quite a splash over the chair and then licks up her juices to give herself a taste of piss drinking before she spits them back out again. This horny brunette makes quite an impression in her pissy debut and finishes herself off with her toy!
Mirror Image
Girl: Oprah
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Busty blonde Oprah returns to Wet and Pissy this week and this stunning babe is dressed to thrill in a black lace bodystocking which barely covers her perfect body. She teases her nipples through the holes, then bends over to spread her curvy ass cheeks apart. She sits up on a wooden stool and rubs her puffy pussy lips in front of the mirror. She starts pussy pissing onto the mirror with force in an impressive display and Oprah squats down and lick her golden juices over the mirror. This horny blonde continues her pussy play and masturbates furiously before releasing another stream of piss on the top of the stool. We zoom in close and her pee flows down over the edge and onto the floor. Oprah laps up her juices to give herself a taste of piss drinking and spits them back out again before dipping her big tits in her pee puddle and splashes herself too! Using a golden vibrator, this hottie bends over the stool and rubs it against her labia then fucks herself with it. She pees on the floor and then sits down in her puddle to play with her piss some more! Oprah finishes herself off with her vibrator which she rubs against her clit and sprays all over the floor once more!
Vampish Vanessa
Girl: Vanessa D.
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Stunning brunette Vanessa Decker is on her bed in a peach coloured babydoll and is feeling really horny. This tanned, tattooed babe opens her legs and runs her fingers over the fabric of her panties, then slips her hand in and touches herself. Vanessa licks her fingers clean seductively and then starts peeing her pants, letting her golden juices flow through her crotch! Her bed gets soaked too and this sexy babe takes off her panties to suck them. She fingers herself and starts pussy pissing down onto her bedsheets while we zoom in close. Sucking on her sheets, Vanessa strips naked and plays with her big boobs then sits up on the headboard while she toys a pink sex toy! Vanessa catches another stream of her warm pee in a glass vase and pours it down over her tits and into her mouth. She carries on toying her pussy while bent over in doggystyle and enjoys an orgasm, pissing down onto her sheets one more time to finish her latest Wet and Pissy scene!
Drenched Debut
Girl: Valeria
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Stunning babe Valeria is a brand new face on Wet and Pissy and dresses to impress in a tight deep red minidress. She strokes her hands all over her body and lifts up her dress to reveal her ass, encased in pink lace panties! Valeria kneels up on the couch and pulls down her panties while she starts pussy pissing onto the leather chair, soaking it in her golden pee. Her stream keeps coming, and this hottie sits down to lick her piss drenched panties! Valeria soaks her pussy as she squeezes her panties over herself before she breaks out a squirting dildo to fuck herself with. She stands up to toy her pussy and then stands over a glass bowl which she starts to fill with another piss stream. Valeria dips her dildo into her collected pee and then drizzles it all over her tongue to give herself a taste of piss drinking. Even though this is her debut scene with us, this naughty babe pours the rest of the contents all down herself and by the time she gets off, Valeria is absolutely soaked from head to toe in her piss!
Christmas is Coming
Girl: Jenifer J.
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Merry Christmas from all of us here at Wet and Pissy! Gorgeous brunette Jenifer Jane is in her bedroom and so excited for Christmas day. Her presents are wrapped and she climbs onto the bed teasing as she rubs her hands over her sexy body. Turning around, Jenifer shows off her perfect ass and then kneels up before wetting her panties! Her piss streams soak through the fabric and down onto her bedsheets as she rubs her wet pussy with her hand. This stunning brunette takes off her panties and tastes her juices before laying back on the bed and enjoying some fingering fun. This is certainly going to be one merry Christmas for Jenifer! She climbs off the bed and naughtily opens some of her presents. Inside the first is a giant glass goblet and some tongs. She places the goblet on her bed and bending over, releases another stream of piss into it, making quite a mess in the process! She pours her collected pee down over her top and then takes it off ready for even more fun. Laying back down, Jenifer plays with the red tongs and pinches her labia before gaping herself apart. This sensation sets off another pee stream and she sprinkles all over the bedsheets, drenching them further! The next present that Jenifer opens happens to be a flesh dildo. She enjoys using this on her pussy and knows that she is a very naughty girl for opening her gifts early! As she frantically fucks herself with her sex toy, she feels the urge to pee again and sprays everywhere as she masturbates with her fingers. Finally, Jenifer finishes her festive fun by pissing into the goblet once more, and pouring it all over her face and into her mouth, giving her a taste of piss drinking as she swills it around her mouth and spits it back out again!
Delicious Debut
Girl: Leidy D.
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New blonde Leidy De Lyon makes her debut today on Wet and Pissy and this Spanish senorita is sat in the bathroom in a purple lace bodysuit. She is feeling pretty hot and ready for action and this shows as she rubs her hands all over herself and wastes no time in pleasuring her pussy. Leidy unclips her bodysuit and teases her XXL lips before she starts pussy pissing all over the glass tabletop. This hottie splashes around in her juices and now she's naked she gets to work on her pussy even more. Leidy licks her juices from her hands and we zoom in as she enjoys another piss, this time pretty forceful! She bends over and toys herself with a blue dildo then moves down onto the floor to continue her toy play. Leidy seems to be enjoying her wet porn experience and pisses on the floor one more time to finish off our latest hd pissing scene.
Wet Rosy Pussy
Girl: Ella R.
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Ella Rosa returns for a second go on Wet and Pissy. Short shorts are served up nicely here as Ella pees right away before taking them off. Her lips creeping out of her shorts make way for some piss to escape out to the side. She takes a few moments to savor them before moving on to phase two. Fish bowl meets Ella now as she gets up on the seat, kneeling on one leg and bending her other knee outward for an eye opening view of the action. She gets a great flow going and bathes herself with what she captures in it. Moving on to a green funnel in a slender vase, Ella looks more relieved here as she overflows it before taking a pause. After working the piss filled vase back inside her, Ella climbs back on the seat, raising on leg in the air now working with a white dildo. This another opportunity for her to pee again, feathering her fingers through her stream. After continuing with her toy, Ella gets down on the floor on her tip toes, rinsing her hands in her pee. Before things are over, we get a signature close up of her as she frolics in the wet floor.
Jenifer Jane
Girl: Jenifer J.
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Jenifer Jane is another gifted girl that knows how to tantalize with her numerous charms. The chestnut haired beauty pulls you in with her alluring smile and her captivating eyes. Beginning with a jean wetting piss, Jenifer's pee works down her left leg mostly, seeping out near her ankle. With her top still on, Jenifer places a large goblet by the ottoman which she soon climbs. Dropped on her knees, Jenifer holds on to her ass as she pees into the goblet, more focused on the effectiveness of her pose than making every drop hit her target. She uses a pump to extract the her pee from the goblet, spraying it over her top which comes off shortly after. Now laying on her back with her legs open, Jenifer pees upward but mostly onto her leg. She has a bit of fun with her feet, rubbing one on the other and sliding them around in her puddle. She gets her hands on a blue toy and puts it to use in several positions. As she gets more and more intense with it, Jenifer has a squirting type piss while laying on her back again with her legs open.
Soaked Serenya
Girl: Serenya G.
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Serenya Gomez features in our latest Wet and Pissy scene and this stunning brunette is dressed in skintight pink denims and a tee. She sits on the desk and rubs her hand up and down her leg before taking off her leopard print high heels. Suddenly Serenya feels the need to pee and squats on top of the desk while pulling down her denims. She starts pussy pissing all over the top of the desk, letting her juices trickle over the edge and down onto the ground as she lets loose! Serenya takes off her denims and splashes about in her pee puddle, licking her fingers clean. She moves over to the sideboard and fingers her wet pussy then catches another stream of piss in a glass jar. This naughty babe pours it into her mouth and all over her tee! Our pissing porno continues with Serenya stripping naked and this hottie uses a metal speculum to gape herself wide apart while peeing again! She sprays like a sprinkler all over the rug and then gives herself an orgasm with a vibrator while bent over her leather coated chair. Of course there's time for one final pee as she soaks the chair and the camera in the process!
Impressive Streams
Girl: Amanda H.
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You can't go wrong with a new face and todays hd pissing update on Wet and Pissy features a sexy babe, Amanda Hill. This gorgeous girl has dark red hair and wears a slightly sheer slip, leaving little to the imagination. She flirtily rubs her tits and climbs onto the bed where she bends over to show us that she is wearing tanned pantyhose too. Amanda sits up on the bed frame and starts to piss down onto the sheets beneath her, through her pantyhose and she rubs herself while peeing, soaking her hands with her golden juices. Feeling rather frisky, Amanda rips open her pantyhose and licks her pee soaked fingers before she decides to pull those wet nylons off completely! She tastes more of her nectar by sucking her pillowcase, but she feels like she needs to pee some more so lays down on the bed with her legs high in the air while enjoying some self pissing! Amanda takes off her slip and now naked, gets some golden ben wa balls which she sucks and inserts into her pussy. She enjoys the taste of her pussy juice mixed with pee and continues to shove those balls into her tight little pussy! As Amanda stands up, the ben wa balls are still firmly in place but she strategically pisses down into a glass, filling it easily! She dips the balls into the glass and licks them before pouring the rest of the pee on tits and into her mouth, spitting it back out but still enjoying the taste! Next, Amanda decides she needs to fill her pussy with something a bit thicker so toys her pussy with a purple vibrator while standing up with one leg perched on the bed. She continues her sex toy play while laying on the bed and masturbates at the same time, resulting in a super explosive squirting orgasm! The juices just keep flowing, soaking her bed and creating little puddles of liquid where she lays in her own juices!
Sexy Water Ballet
Girl: Nedda
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Exquisite babe Nedda looks very playful as she poses in a cropped grey top and tight blue denim jeans. She appears from behind a curtain and eludes sex appeal as she looks into the camera. Bending over a chair, Nedda places her hand over her perfect ass which is encased in tight denim. Suddenly we notice that a dark patch appears on her crotch and drizzles down her leg. She carefully takes her hand and licks her fingers before turning over and sitting back on the chair, showing the full extent of her little accident! Afterwards, gorgeous brunette Nedda starts to peel herself out of her soaking denims and continues to lick the crotch before laying back down and shooting another stream of piss over a glass table and the floor. This naughty babe licks the table clean and gets hold of a glass vase. She bends over in a doggystyle position and fills the case with her juices, looking naughtily as she decides what to do next. She may look like a posh babe, but she tastes her warm piss and pours it over her stunning body. Since she is already so turned on, Nedda decides to pleasure herself with a purple vibrator. She fills her pussy and enjoys her solo sex toy play before soaking her beautiful brunette hair in golden nectar!
Sandra Bell
Girl: Sandra B.
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Sandra Bell makes a big splash on Wet and Pissy with her gushing pissing pussy. Lasting only a few seconds on the purple couch, Sandra drops her pants and loses her shoes almost instantaneously. Free to pee anywhere, she chooses to climb on the table and squat over her jeans and pushes out a hefty piss stream right on them. She sucks on the jeans and licks the table briefly and then she's off to some more hd pissing. Back on the sofa with one knee on the cushions and one leg up in the air Sandra gives us another powerful piss stream. Almost like puncturing a vessel loaded with liquid, it almost seems to come out of her without any effort. A black dildo helps drive her to more pissing. Messier than her other pissing, Sandra's capacity continues to impress. A large bowl provides her with a chance to relieve herself on more time as she kneels above it.
Vivacious Victoria
Girl: Victoria P.
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Stunning blonde Victoria Pure joins us for another Wet and Pissy scene and this babe leans against the wall in tiny pink hotpants and a cropped top. She shows off her perfect body and walks over to the couch where she peels herself out of her denims and reveals some sexy crotchless panties! While we zoom in close, Victoria starts pussy pissing down onto the ground and catches some of her streams in her hands before splashing them into her mouth! Playful Victoria strips out of her wet panties and uses a speculum to tease her pussy with. She gapes herself wide apart with it and fires another stream of piss down onto the floor, soaking the sofa at the same time. Once this horny babe gets down on the floor she mops up her piss with her cropped top and sucks on a glass dildo. She really wants to orgasm so fucks her shaved pussy, pausing briefly to piss over her sex toy. Moving onto the couch, Victoria fucks herself in the doggystyle position and orgasms then enjoys one more piss down onto the ground with her ass cheeks spread wide apart to finish her latest pissing porn video!
Tickle And Pee
Girl: Aghata
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Stunning new face Aghata appears on Wet and Pissy today dressed in a sheer crotchless bodystocking where you can see all of her goodies from the start! This Venezuelan vixen pulls down the top to play with her fake tits and bends over to reveal her perfect pussy. She leans back on the bed and tickles her tits and pussy with a feather wand and gets herself all worked up when suddenly she lifts her legs and starts pussy pissing all over her bedsheets! Aghata turns over and sucks her juices from her sheets, licking up the wet fabric then fingers her pussy before holding herself above a glass bowl. She pees into it and pours her pee all down herself and into her mouth, with the majority flowing down over her pussy. Aghata kneels up on the bed and toys herself with a rainbow dildo, pausing to piss in her bowl once more before finishing herself off to an energetic orgasm to finish her pissing porn debut!
Extreme Pissing
Girl: Chrissy F.
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Chrissy Fox is one of those girls that seems to get hotter everytime she appears on Wet and Pissy! Today she is in the office dressed in ripped jeans and a slightly sheer blouse and she is in the mood for some naughty fun! She stands up and walks over to a sideboard, sits on it and then starts peeing her pants! The crotch of her denim jeans turns dark as her juices start to flow and Chrissy sits there while her pee drips down over the edge of the sideboard. She touches her wet crotch and as she stands up and turns around we can see that she has left quite an impressive damp patch! This gorgeous girl doesn't hold back as she pulls down her jeans to show off her ass and knowing full well that she has got your complete attention, Chrissy starts to undress. She licks her wet denims and tastes herself before laying down on a rug on the floor and starts tugging on her puffy pussy lips. She shoots another powerful piss stream up into the air and all over her blouse, while we zoom in close on all the wet action! It doesn't take long for Chrissy to get completely naked, squeezing her blouse into her mouth to give her a brief taste of piss drinking. She gapes her pussy with a speculum and taking some deep breaths, fires more of her golden nectar down onto a glass chair with some force! This kinky babe gets down on her knees, lapping up her juices and playfully splashes it all over herself before finding herself a glass dildo to play with! She bends over the sideboard and fucks her soaking wet pussy and pisses down into a glass bowl. This girl seems to have a constantly full bladder! She pours the juicy contents all over herself, showing how the wet look suits her then finishes herself off with her glass dildo as her whole body pulsates!
Claudia Gets Drenched
Girl: Claudia M.
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We welcome back gorgeous blonde Claudia Macc in our latest Wet and Pissy scene and while dressed in tight shorts and a bikini top, Claudia teases and rubs her hands all over herself. While kneeling up on a leather chair, this playful babe pulls down her shorts and starts pussy pissing all over them! She makes quite a mess as she catches her ongoing stream in her hands and pours her golden nectar into her mouth! Claudia strips out of her shorts, mops up her juices, and then laps up some of the remaining pee. After she strips some more, this piss soaked babe fingers her pussy and pulls at her XXL lips with some tongs. We zoom in closeup as she enjoys another piss, this time with her labia spread wide apart. Naughty Claudia continues her pussy play and lays on her back to aim another piss stream all over her on face! She sprays numerous times all over her chair and the floor, finishing our latest pissing porno in style!
Gushing Into Glass
Girl: Lilith S.
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Brunette Lilith Sweet makes her debut here on Wet and Pissy this week and walks into the lounge in a skintight grey minidress and stiletto heels. She bends over and poses in her dress before rubbing her hands over herself when she suddenly feels desperate to pee and grabs hold of her crotch. Lilith lifts up her dress and stands over a bookcase, pissing all over the top of it then uses her hands to splash about in her pee puddle before diving into it, soaking her clothes too! She pulls off her dress and bends over to finger her pussy then this horny brunette puls her ass cheeks and taco pussy lips before pissing again, this time into a glass bowl. Lilith plays with her juices and pours them down her hot, naked body! Using a glass bottle, Lilith rubs it against her labia then inserts it into her juicy, wet hole. She catches another stream of her golden piss in it, pouring it into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking then this pee soaked babe gets onto the floor to finish off her fingering fun and give herself a mind blowing orgasm to finish her pissing porn scene!
On The Clock
Girl: Ali B.
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Slim brunette Ali Bordeaux returns to Wet and Pissy and is in the office writing when she starts to feel piss desperation set in so sits there rubbing her crotch through her trousers. She feels more turned on as her desperation sets in and Ali stands up before she starts peeing her pants. A damp patch of piss appears streaming down her leg and once finished, this horny babe strips from her pants and sucks the wet fabric. She absolutely loves the taste of her own juices! We zoom in close on her wet pussy as this tattooed hottie gapes her pussy wide apart. She catches another stream in a glass bowl and pours her juices in her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking. Some of her warm pee also gets poured down her tank top, turning it see-through! Once Ali is completely naked, she bends over the desk and fucks her pussy with a glass dildo. There's plenty of time for more pissing action too. Ali finishes herself off and masturbates while pissing all over the floor!