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Katy Fills It Up
Girl: Katy R.
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Stunning European Katy Rose is back on Wet and Pissy with another new look. Her long dark locks really suit her and she is sat on the arm of the couch teasing us in tight hotpants and a cropped top. She unbuttons her hotpants and slides her fingers down into her pussy, touch herself and tasting herself before she bends over on the couch and pulls her hotpants down. We zoom in on Katy's perfect ass as she touches her pussy some more then once she is completely free from her shorts, this naughty brunette sits on the back of the couch and fingers her pussy! Getting hold of a glass vase, Katy stands with one leg on the couch and fills it with her gushing piss. She can certainly produce a lot of pee in one go! She kneels on the floor and pours it all down her cropped top, turning it sheer so we can see her nipples through the wet fabric. After she gets completely naked, this hottie mops up her juices with her top and squeezes them into her mouth and over herself. She toys herself with both a pink sex toy and a red vibrator which she toys herself frantically with. Katy takes a short break to fill up the vase again and this time plays with her pee before pouring it into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking and spitting! Finishing herself off with her vibrator, Katy enjoys another satisfying pissing porn scene with us!
Puffy Pussy Pissing
Girl: Amaris
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Gorgeous blonde Amaris is our latest addition to Wet and Pissy and as she teases in the lounge in a cute lingerie set, she rubs her pussy to show off her cameltoe! Moving her hands all over her body, Amaris stands on top of the coffee table and pulls down her panties. Her perfect puffy peach looks very inviting but poor Amaris starts to suffer with piss desperation and holds onto her crotch! She squats on the table and placing her red high heels underneath her, starts pussy pissing down into them, soaking the tabletop in the process! She lifts up her heels and pours her golden juices down herself, seductively kissing her shoes before she strips completely naked and uses a red speculum to pinch her pussy lips with. She lays back on the wet table and gapes her tight pussy apart. This hot blonde squats above a glass goblet and fills it with another stream of pee, pouring it down over her head to give herself a golden shower! She pleasures her pussy with her fingers, pausing to piss again then fills herself with a dildo which she uses while masturbating to give herself a shuddering orgasm! There's time for one final pee in an unusual shaped glass, which Amaris then bends over and laps up her piss to give herself a taste of piss drinking!
Wetting Her Panties
Girl: Isabel D.
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Seriously hot babe Isabel Dark makes her debut on Wet and Pissy today and teases in a tight top and boyshorts. She starts her scene like any naughty piss loving babe should and climbs on top of a glass table before wetting her panties! Her pee drips down onto the table and Isabel takes off her panties, squeezing more of her golden juices over herself while sitting in a puddle of her own pee! Using a purple plastic speculum, Isabel lays back on the table and gapes her pussy apart while firing another piss stream into the air. After diving and rolling around in her piss, her top is now soaked through so she takes it off and again squeezes it over her mouth! Isabel heads over to the sideboard and takes a large blue bowl from it before placing it on the floor. She takes aim and pisses into it through a funnel to make sure she doesn't waste any of her nectar. After placing the bowl back on the table, Isabel dips her sock covered feet into it and once they are soaked too, pours the rest of the contents all over her naked body! Horny Isabel is feeling the need to orgasm, so she toys her pee soaked pussy with a purple textured sex toy. She enjoys every single thrust into her pussy and once finished, licks her toy clean! Finally, this stunning babe catches one final stream of piss in a smaller vase and pours the contents into her mouth to give her a taste of piss drinking!
Perfect Premiere
Girl: Jessika
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Jessika is another new face here on Wet and Pissy and this brunette babe is dusting in the dining room. Dressed in denim hotpants and a plaid shirt, Jessika suddenly needs to pee. She looks around and decides to relieve herself right there and then. This naughty babe squats on the floor and a wet patch appears in the crotch of her denims. Her golden juices flow down and drip onto the floor and capture it all in closeup! Jessika splashes about in her pee puddle with her feet then strips out of her hotpants to get to work on her pussy. Stood up with one leg on the dining table, Jessika fingers her pussy and pees at the same time! She holds her lips apart and sprays a stronger stream of piss onto the tabletop then dives into her wet mess, using the feather duster to mop up more of her juices. Using a glass dildo, this horny hottie toys her perfect pussy and slides her dildo in and out quickly. She holds a jar beneath her and pisses into it before enjoying some piss drinking without any hesitation! She pours the rest of her warm pee down her hot naked body and brings herself to orgasm on the floor! Jessika enjoys one final piss on the floor and splashes it over herself playfully to finish her debut pissing porno.
Ariadna Needs To Pee
Girl: Ariadna
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Stunning redhead babe Ariadna comes back home and desperately needs to pee. The door to the toilet is jammed and she simply cannot hold it in any longer so starts wetting her panties right there in the hallway. Her crotch gets soaking wet with golden pee as her piss trickles down onto the floor and Ariadna starts to feel horny after feeling her warm liquid fill her panties. She takes off her dress and runs her hands over her hot body, tasting her juices as they touch her crotch. Sitting down in her puddle of pee, Ariadna plays with it and then pulls down her panties so that she can lick and suck on them. Once she takes them off completely, she sits on the edge of the sideboard and pumps her pussy until it is swollen. She feels the urge to pee again and starts filling the tube with her juices before she pours pee over herself and into her mouth, giving her a better taste! This horny babe bends over the sideboard and fucks her pussy with a dildo, moving down onto the floor to continue her pussy play until she orgasms hard and pees again over the floor! Just when you think Ariadna has finished her pissing porn scene with Wet and Pissy, she surprises us all with another piss stream which she aims towards a wine glass, overflowing it with her powerful pee!
Messy Pee Streams
Girl: Tiny T.
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Tiny Tina is back on Wet and Pissy and this petite babe is teasing in hotpants and a cropped top and knows exactly how to get our pulses racing. She kneels up on the couch and lifts up her top to reveal her small, but perfect tits and slips her hand down into her hotpants to touch her pussy. Suddenly, Tiny Tina starts pussy pissing through her hotpants and we film her as she is caught peeing her pants. We zoom in close and see how her juices flow down onto the leather beneath her and the floor. Tina then takes off her hotpants and sucks the wet fabric before she starts to finger her wet pussy. Pissing again onto the couch, this sexy brunette creates quite an impressive arc with her stream then splashes about in her pee puddle and laps it up too. Toying herself with a golden vibrator, Tiny Tina starts to pleasure herself with her toy and slides it back out again to piss on the floor. She moves over to the couch and finishes herself off with time for one final messy piss which sprays all over herself and onto the couch!
White And Wet
Girl: Jessica B.
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Hot brunette Jessica Bell returns to Wet and Pissy dressed in a white sheer robe. She teases and opens her legs to show off her white lace panties. Slipping her hand down inside them, Jessica touches herself and pulls her panties up between her pussy lips! she pulls them down and stands above some glass bowls before she starts pussy pissing right into them! Her piss streams spray all over the glass coffee table and Jessica sits down before she pours some of her piss in mouth, spitting it down over herself. She pours the rest down her gown and the wet fabric clings to her slim body. Jessica strips naked and uses a metal speculum first to tease her hard nipples, and secondly to gape apart her pussy. She pees again while spread apart and Jessica mops up her juices. This horny babe moves onto a rainbow dildo which she enjoys while standing up then rides it after sticking it to the coffee table! Jessica has an impressive squirting orgasm!
Closeup Speculum Pee
Girl: Andis
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Dark haired babe Andis starts off her debut scene with Wet and Pissy suffering from pee desperation. She is wearing tight denim hotpants and needs to pee now so gets a small plastic bag from the sideboard and manages to take off her denims before she balances on the edge of the sofa and catches her golden piss as it gushes from her pissing pussy. She catches a nice amount of pee in her bag and then pierces it with her teeth, letting it drizzle all over her top, soaking her through. She lets her juices pour into her mouth and tastes herself and once the plastic bag is empty, this soaking wet babe takes off her top and squeezes even more of her piss over her naked body. Andis gets hold of a little pink vibrator and slides it into her tight ass while fingering her pussy. While enjoying her sex toy play she fires another stream of piss down onto the floor, this time aiming up high! Laying on her back, this sexy babe gapes her pussy wide apart using a metal speculum and as we zoom in close she fingers herself before another stream of piss leaves her uretha, up close and personal! All of this piss play has made Andis even more horny so she toys her pussy with a red dildo and stands up to bring herself to orgasm. While filling her pussy she sprays a messy and powerful stream of piss on the floor and catches it in a glass bowl which is already beneath her. Finally, Andis pours her golden pee into her mouth and gives herself a proper taste of piss drinking to finish her amazing scene!
Naughty Newcomer
Girl: Nancy S.
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Nancy Smile is a brand new face here on Wet and Pissy and this brunette babe walks into the door and appears to be suffering from pee desperation. She looks around to see if her housemate is in and in front of the mirror, Nancy pulls down her tight pink hotpants to her knees. She crouches and starts pussy pissing right through the crotch of her hotpants and onto the floor. She sits down on the floor and mops up her golden juices with her hotpants, squeezing them out all over her toned stomach and bare pussy. Nancy stands with one foot on the coffee table and masturbates her wet pussy. She fingers herself and pees again over the floor before stripping completely naked. Nancy sucks and toys a jelly dildo while sitting on the back of a leather chair and we zoom in close as she slides her toy in and out of her juicy pussy. She pees and makes quite a splash over the chair and then licks up her juices to give herself a taste of piss drinking before she spits them back out again. This horny brunette makes quite an impression in her pissy debut and finishes herself off with her toy!
Gush And Fill
Girl: Vinna R.
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One of our favourite babes is back today on Wet and Pissy as Vinna Reed takes position on our couch in a cute babydoll. She has three glasses on the coffee table and we just know what's going through her mind as she holds onto her crotch, obviously needing to pee. She lifts up her babydoll and leans forward as she aims her piss stream into the glasses below. Vinna makes quite a mess as her piss showers all over the table too, but she does manage to catch her juices in every single glass! Climbing onto the coffee table, Vinna pours her golden juices from glass to glass and into her mouth, giving herself a taste of piss drinking and spits some of it back down onto the table and over herself. Playful Vinna sucks on her babydoll and pulls it down to play with her fake tits before she fingers herself. She pees again over the coffee table and strips from her lingerie to mops up her juices! We love how powerful Vinna's piss streams are and they always make a huge mess as she gushes! Getting hold of a big dildo, this horny brunette kneels on the couches and toys herself in the doggystyle position. She takes time to piss again and then changes positions to continue her pussy play. After she orgasms, Vinna fills one of the glasses with piss which overflows and pours it down her naked body and into her mouth to finish a very hot pissing porn scene!
Diving In Golden Piss
Girl: Erika S.
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Striking babe Erika is another new face brought to you on Wet and Pissy and this hottie knows how to tease in denim hotpants and a white blouse. She unbuttons her blouse to reveal her small, but perfect tits and then strips down to her crotchless pantyhose! This naughty babe sits up on the dining table and starts pussy pissing all over it, enjoying some powerful but short bursts of pee! Erika rubs her ass in her piss puddle and fingers her soaking wet pussy before she releases another stream of piss onto the tabletop. After diving into her mess, Erika licks up her juices and shows off her blowjob skills as she sucks on a black dildo. She places it on the table and rides it, lifting off to soak her toy in golden showers, then continues to pleasure herself in numerous positions! Finally, this horny minx shows off her ass as she pees one more time and makes a definite impression in her debut pissing porno!
Desperate In Denim
Girl: Sarah
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Sexy MILF Sarah joins us on Wet and Pissy for her debut scene and is lounging around on the leather couch in denim hotpants and high heels. She is feeling really turned on and rubs her pussy through the crotch of her hotpants before she realises she needs to pee. She leans back and with her legs high in the air she suddenly starts peeing her pants, soaking through the crotch of her denim! The dark blue streak flows down over her ass and down onto the couch and naughty Sarah rubs her pee with her hands. She looks seriously relieved and tastes her fingers before she strips from her hotpants and sucks the juices right out of the denim! Laying back on the couch, this horny babe unclips her lace bodysuit and rubs her pussy. She starts fingering her wet pussy and then shoots an impressive arc of piss down onto the floor sideways! We have not seen a stream as huge as this! Once she is naked, Sarah mops up her pee with her bodysuit and then fills her piss drenched pussy with a dildo! She sucks and fucks it while masturbating and pauses to catch some more of her golden juices in a glass vase. Sarah dips her dildo in it and splashes pee all over her tits before scooping it up and tasting it! Pouring the rest down over her pussy, Sarah finishes herself off with her dildo while in the doggystyle position! Considering this is her debut with us, she isn't scared of a little piss drinking to finish!
Piss Loving Blonde
Girl: Cayla
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Hot blonde Cayla has only previously featured on Wet and Pissy in a lesbian scene with her girlfriend Loreen, and that was many years ago so we thought we'd get her back to see how much she has changed and if she is even filthier with her piss play. Looking a lot less innocent than before, Cayla teases in a tropical print cropped top and short grey skirt and rubs her hands all over herself. She lays back on the couch and pulls the fabric of her skirt towards her when she starts wetting her panties and soaking the fabric over her crotch. This naughty blonde takes off her skirt and licks the wet fabric then masturbates. Placing a glass bowl on the floor, Cayla gapes apart her trimmed pussy with a purple speculum and then fills the bowl beneath her. She pours the contents into her mouth and over her perfect tits then since she feels seriously horny, Cayla bends over into the doggystyle position and toys her soaking wet pussy with a dildo! She stops to pee in the bowl again and squeezes her piss into the dildo, squirting it back out all over her bare pussy. Getting closer to climax, Cayla masturbates until she orgasms and finishes this pissing porn scene by peeing once more!
After-School
Girl: Amaris
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Naughty schoolgirl Amaris is in detention again and isn't allowed to leave until the end. She suddenly feels the urge to pee and knows that we won't let her go to the bathroom so she squats in her fishnet crotchless pantyhose and pees down over the floor and onto her miniskirt. She rubs her ass in the pee puddle, soaking her clothes even more and lets us zoom in on her shaved pussy. Of course a girl like Amaris doesn't wear any panties to school! Taking off her miniskirt, Amaris squeezes her golden piss out of it and licks the damp fabric before she leans against the world map and starts to touch her pussy. This horny girl fingers herself and sucks them clean, then moves over to the chair and holds her pussy apart while pissing down onto it! Amaris mops it up with a sponge and squeezes it over her cropped top before she takes it off and bends over the desk to toy herself with a dildo. She catches another stream in a bottle and slips in a straw to suck piss in mouth. Giving herself a taste of piss drinking, Amaris spits it back out over her hard nipples and pours the remaining nectar over herself. She lays on the floor and continues her dildo play with time for one final piss over herself and on the floor in this pissing porn scene!
Rainbow Pissing
Girl: Claudia M.
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Stunning blonde Claudia Macc is back on Wet and Pissy for another pissing porn scene as she sits on the couch in a purple lace dressing gown and is in the mood for some fun as she pulls it open and tweaks her nipples. Sucking on her fingers, Claudia makes her finger wet before rubbing her nipples and then feels the urge to piss as she touches her crotch. As she stands up and bends over, we notice a pussy clip attached to her XXL pussy lips, then stands up and starts pissing down on the floor. Claudia takes off the pussy clip and rubs it in her pee puddle then laps up her juices to give herself a taste of piss drinking! This horny babe sits down on the couch and pulls apart her pussy lips, twisting them around and then spreads herself apart with her fingers. She pisses again down onto the floor then dives in her juices, playfully splashing around! Claudia takes off her gown and gapes her pussy apart with a speculum, pissing down on the belt of her dressing gown. Finally this sexy babe fills her pussy with a rainbow dildo, riding it until she orgasms!
Rinsing Off
Girl: Mia T.
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Stunning brunette Mia Trejsi is entirely naked and lathered up in the shower. She rubs her hands all over herself and makes even more bubbles before she realises the shower isn't working and she can't rinse off! Grabbing hold of a bowl, this ingenious hottie catches her pee stream as she starts pussy pissing right into it. Mia scoops a smaller bowl of her golden juices and drizzles them over herself, washing the bubbles away. This seductive babe sits down on the piss-soaked tiled floor and splashes around in her pee puddle while masturbating her pussy. She fingers her trimmed snatch and sprays another stream of her piss down onto the floor. Mia dives into her mess and gets hold of some sex toys which she enjoys while standing up with one leg lifted onto a glass chair. She pees again while rubbing her clit with a vibrator and changes position to orgasm with time for one final piss to finish off her latest hd pissing porno!
Sandra Bell
Girl: Sandra B.
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Sandra Bell makes a big splash on Wet and Pissy with her gushing pissing pussy. Lasting only a few seconds on the purple couch, Sandra drops her pants and loses her shoes almost instantaneously. Free to pee anywhere, she chooses to climb on the table and squat over her jeans and pushes out a hefty piss stream right on them. She sucks on the jeans and licks the table briefly and then she's off to some more hd pissing. Back on the sofa with one knee on the cushions and one leg up in the air Sandra gives us another powerful piss stream. Almost like puncturing a vessel loaded with liquid, it almost seems to come out of her without any effort. A black dildo helps drive her to more pissing. Messier than her other pissing, Sandra's capacity continues to impress. A large bowl provides her with a chance to relieve herself on more time as she kneels above it.
Sexy in Satin
Girl: Sofia L.
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Busty raven haired Sofia Lee returns this week to Wet and Pissy and shines in a satin gown. The split leg design makes it really easy for Sofia to run her hands all the way up to her white cotton panties and she kneels on the couch to squeeze her cleavage together. Suddenly needing to pee, this playful babe places a giant glass goblet on the floor and takes off her panties. She squats above the goblet and starts pussy pissing right into it, with a look of relief flowing across her face! Sofia picks up her golden pee and splashes it all over her red satin dress, and then saves the rest to drench her big tits and shaved pussy while she masturbates! Sitting on the floor, this horny girl grabs one of her boobs and fingers her pussy, pausing only to piss all over the floor. She mops up her juices with her dress. Laying on her back, we zoom in close as Sofia toys her soaking wet pussy with a dildo. She masturbates at the same time and suddenly starts pissing over her own face. After enjoying an orgasm, there's time for one more piss to finish off her latest pissing porn scene.
Gina Gerson
Girl: Gina G.
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Gorgeous babe Gina Gerson makes her return to Wet and Pissy and we were so excited to have her back after her debut in 2013! Looking sexier than ever, Gina poses in a pink tank top and tight denim jeans. She sits down on a wooden bench and soon we see a wet patch appear on her crotch! Soon her pee is soaking her denims all the way down her legs. After starting to strip, Gina licks her juices from her denims and lays back with her legs spread and pisses all over the floor and the wooden bench. This naughty babe licks up her juices and once she is naked, she uses a glass vase to catch another stream of piss before drinking its contents and pouring it over her slender body. Gorgeous Gina feels very horny and is soon fingering herself then has fun as she soaks herself with another vase full of her golden pee, making her hair nice and wet with her juices!
Sexy Water Ballet
Girl: Nedda
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Exquisite babe Nedda looks very playful as she poses in a cropped grey top and tight blue denim jeans. She appears from behind a curtain and eludes sex appeal as she looks into the camera. Bending over a chair, Nedda places her hand over her perfect ass which is encased in tight denim. Suddenly we notice that a dark patch appears on her crotch and drizzles down her leg. She carefully takes her hand and licks her fingers before turning over and sitting back on the chair, showing the full extent of her little accident! Afterwards, gorgeous brunette Nedda starts to peel herself out of her soaking denims and continues to lick the crotch before laying back down and shooting another stream of piss over a glass table and the floor. This naughty babe licks the table clean and gets hold of a glass vase. She bends over in a doggystyle position and fills the case with her juices, looking naughtily as she decides what to do next. She may look like a posh babe, but she tastes her warm piss and pours it over her stunning body. Since she is already so turned on, Nedda decides to pleasure herself with a purple vibrator. She fills her pussy and enjoys her solo sex toy play before soaking her beautiful brunette hair in golden nectar!
Double The Piss
Girl: Marry J.
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Italian beauty Marry Jane makes her debut on Wet and Pissy in our latest update and this big ass babe seduces the camera before squatting above a mirror where she starts wetting her panties! Watch as her perfect pee stream flows through the fabric and drips onto the mirror while we zoom in close on all the action. Marry rubs her ass across her pee puddle then kneels over to admire her reflection in the mirror on the wall! She laps up her juices with her pierced tongue and once she takes off her panties, Marry sprays another stream of her piss across the mirror and strips naked to mop up her golden nectar! She squeezes her wet clothes over herself and fingers her wet hole before moving onto a dildo which she slides in and out of herself. This stunning babe lays with her ass raised in the air and shoots another stream, pussy pissing towards the mirrored wall, letting her piss splash down and soak her hair. She looks very satisfied with her efforts and continues to writhe around in her pee puddle.
Sucking Her Sheets
Girl: Nikki R.
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Blonde babe Nikki Riddle walks sexily into the bedroom in the tiniest denim hotpants and spike heels you've ever seen. She bends over and shows off her perfect ass encased in denim and suddenly becomes desperate to pee. Nikki climbs onto her bed and starts peeing her pants, letting the crotch of her denim shorts get absolutely drenched in piss. She rubs her hands over the fabric and licks her fingers before taking them off to squeeze into her mouth. Horny Nikki masturbates and fingers her wet pussy and then gets hold of a glass bowl to catch another of her piss streams in. She kneels above it and lets her juices flow down into the bowl while holding her pussy lips apart. Nikki dips her hair into it and pours some of her warm golden pee into her mouth to try piss drinking then spits it back out over herself, pouring the rest down over her top. Once she strips naked, this pee drenched babe enjoys a massive black dildo and fucks herself quickly while pushing her head against her wooden headboard. Naughty Nikki pauses to piss all over her bedsheets and then finishes herself off with her huge sex toy in this pissing porn movie!
Wet The Bed
Girl: Ashley O.
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Dark haired beauty Ashley Ocean features in our latest scene on Wet and Pissy and she is relaxing on the bed, feeling rather horny while dressed in white lingerie and lace topped stockings. She slides her hand down to her panties and rubs herself through them before she pulls them to one side to touch her juicy pussy. With her panties pulled, Ashley releases a messy stream of golden piss all over the bedsheets and her stockings, soaking them through! She takes off her panties and while lying on her wet bedsheets, Ashley masturbates and fingers herself. She bends over and starts to lick her own juices from the fabric beneath her and gets hold of a red speculum which she inserts into her pussy. Her pussy is gaped open wide when Ashley pees again onto her bed, this time bent over in the doggystyle position. She plays with her fresh juices and covers her hole body in them before she uses a nipple pump on both her nipples and her clit. While pumping herself, Ashley needs to pee again so catches more of her golden nectar in the tube. Ashley pours it into her mouth, giving her a brief taste of piss drinking as she spits it back out over her nipples then enjoys toying herself with a glass dildo. To finish off her pissing porn scene with us, Ashley catches another stream of pee in a vase and pours it all over her face, and into her mouth!
On The Clock
Girl: Ali B.
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Slim brunette Ali Bordeaux returns to Wet and Pissy and is in the office writing when she starts to feel piss desperation set in so sits there rubbing her crotch through her trousers. She feels more turned on as her desperation sets in and Ali stands up before she starts peeing her pants. A damp patch of piss appears streaming down her leg and once finished, this horny babe strips from her pants and sucks the wet fabric. She absolutely loves the taste of her own juices! We zoom in close on her wet pussy as this tattooed hottie gapes her pussy wide apart. She catches another stream in a glass bowl and pours her juices in her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking. Some of her warm pee also gets poured down her tank top, turning it see-through! Once Ali is completely naked, she bends over the desk and fucks her pussy with a glass dildo. There's plenty of time for more pissing action too. Ali finishes herself off and masturbates while pissing all over the floor!