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Splashing Her Streams
Girl: Christy C.
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We thought it had been long enough since we saw our gorgeous member favourite, Christy Charming so we got her back in for some fun. In her latest pissing porn scene, Christy is relaxing on a chaise longue in high heels, sequin miniskirt and floral top when she starts rubbing her hands over herself. Christy stands up and lifts her skirt to show off her panties then gives her nipples some attention before she strips from her top. Bending over on the chaise longue, Christy grabs her ass and suddenly starts wetting her panties and her golden juices flow down onto the fabric beneath her. This hot babe sucks her fingers then takes off her panties to suck them too! She gets naked and finds a little aqua sex toy. Christy lays down and toys her trimmed pussy with it and sucks it clean before rubbing it against her labia. Taking a little break from her toy play, this hottie pisses again and flicks her pee stream with her fingers to splash it all over her naked body. She masturbates and then stands up to enjoy an even bigger sex toy. She slides her dildo into her pussy and pulls it out to catch another pee stream in a giant glass goblet. Christy pours it into her mouth and spits it back out again then dips her hair in it, before pouring the rest over herself and into her mouth. Of course she needs to orgasm so she finishes her dildo play and right at the end masturbates until she enjoys an explosive squirting orgasm! She is without a doubt one of our hottest pissing pornstars!
Slippery When Wet
Girl: Martina M.
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Stunning blonde Martina Musa makes her debut on Wet and Pissy and starts her scene sitting on the dining table while running her hands over her slim body. She stands up and lifts her miniskirt to show off her cotton panties before climbing up on top of the table to squat. With her panties still in place, Martina starts wetting her panties and her piss stream flows down, making a nice juicy puddle! We zoom in as her crotch gets drenched then Martina strips out of her panties and uses them to mop up her juices. This adventurous newcomer squeezes her piss in mouth and all over her shaved pussy then fingers herself frantically! Martina pees again all over the floor and lays face down, lapping up her juices. She gets hold of a red jelly dildo and sucks it briefly before toying herself. This tattooed babe lifts her ass into the air while laying on her back and aims her next piss stream over her own face, soaking herself through with warm pee! She finishes herself off then pees once more all over the tiled floor, making quite an impressive mess!
Soaking Wet Sofa
Girl: Mary R.
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Brunette cutie Mary Rock makes her debut on Wet and Pissy today and looks smoking hot in a pink fishnet bodice and denim hotpants. She teases in the lounge before sitting on a purple velvet sofa and then kneels up, shaking her ass towards the camera. She starts to pull down her hotpants and sits on the back of the sofa, caressing herself and then lets herself pee down over the sofa and onto her shorts. Her pee stream is messy and as the crotch of her bodysuit gets soaking wet, Mary places her hand down so that she can give herself a taste. She picks up her hotpants and licks some more of her golden pee off them before taking off her wet bodysuit and laying back to finger fuck her pee soaked pussy! She gapes apart her wet pussy and aims another stream of her pee over herself, sprinkling everywhere. Getting hold of a giant glass goblet, Mary opens her legs and pees into it, collecting some of her golden nectar to play with. She pours her juices over her tongue giving herself piss in mouth and down her perfect tits. This horny babe toys herself with a purple beaded sex toy and masturbates at the same time to get off. With her ass in the air in the doggystyle position, Mary lets go of one last pee stream, dripping down onto the sofa to finish off her perfect hd pissing debut!
Soaking Her Panties
Girl: Anita B.
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Hot blonde Anita Blanche is at home and teases in her shower in some khaki panties and a cropped top. This playful blonde starts wetting her panties and a damp patch of pee appears on her crotch. She pulls her panties off and reveals her shaved pussy and sexy body then leans back against the wall before touching her wet pussy. Sitting down in the bath, Anita masturbates and starts pussy pissing again into the tub. There is plenty of pissing in her bathroom in this homemade movie and this horny blonde rubs babyoil into her naked body. The camera zooms in close on her XXL pussy lips as she rubs them and pees some more then Anita gets out of the bath and sits on the floor, playing with her wet panties. She toys herself with a vibrator until she orgasms, and catches some very yellow piss in a wine glass! She pours her juices over her feet and then bends over to drizzle it on her ass in this self filmed pissing porn movie.
Merry Christmas
Girl: Antonia
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It's nearly Christmas and who better to bring back to Wet and Pissy for this special event than Antonia Sainz! Stunning Antonia is dressed in red lingerie and high heels and looks the perfect gift to stuff under your Christmas tree! She writhes around then suddenly pulls down her red panties and starts pussy pissing right through them! We zoom in on her trimmed pussy as she lets her juices flow and Antonia heads into the lounge to continue to tease. She pulls off her panties and licks them before making herself comfortable on the rug. She takes off her heels and squeezes her tits together, giving her nipples some attention then leans back to play with her pussy and finger herself. Antonia opens a gift left for her on the rug and sees that it's a cute plaid minidress. Placing it on the floor, this naughty babe pees all over it then squeezes her piss into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking. She puts on the wet garment and continues to finger herself, grabbing another item of clothing from her gift. She pees all over this too and gets dressed in the soaking wet bodysuit before pulling the crotch to one side to fuck her pussy with a beaded dildo! Antonia gets hold of a glass vase and pees into it, pouring her juicy goods all down herself to drench her body even more! Moving onto a glass dildo, this horny brunette gets herself off and finishes this pissing porno by filling a glass goblet with one final stream of pee!
Totally Drenched
Girl: Vanessa H.
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It's the return of Vanessa Hell this week on Wet and Pissy and this hot blonde teases in a cropped top and hotpants. Her puffy pussy looks very inviting as her cameltoe is visible through her shorts and this blonde wants have some fun. Vanessa moves over to the dining table and pulls her hotpants up between her pussy lips when suddenly a dark patch appears on her crotch and golden piss starts to flow down onto the table and over the edge too! This naughty girl rubs her crotch with her hands and licks her fingers then takes of her hotpants to squeeze them into her mouth. Vanessa climbs up onto the dining table and fingers her pussy. She catches another stream of her very yellow pee in a giant goblet and splashes her juices all over her tits. Pouring her piss into her mouth, this gives Vanessa a taste of piss drinking before she spits it back out over her hot body. She ends up soaked and decides to toy herself with a silver vibrator. Vanessa manages to pee while still toying herself and makes quite a mess with her streams shooting across the dining table! There's time to give herself a final golden shower in this pissing porn scene after enjoying an orgasm and this hottie ends up soaked from head to toe!
Debra Dee Loves To Pee
Girl: Debra D.
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If you love to watch a teen pissing, stay tuned for raven haired 19 year old Debra Dee. This tattooed cutie is in the dining room in yoga pants and a cropped top that barely contains her hard nipples. Debra teases and rubs her hands over her top then moves down to her crotch before she climbs up onto the dining table and start peeing her pants! The crotch of her yoga pants gets saturated in piss and her juices pour down through the fabric and onto the table top. Once she has finished, this playful babe turns over and sits in her pee puddle, showing off her soaking wet yoga pants in closeup. She strips out of them and fingers her juicy pussy before we zoom in close on another piss stream that she fires all over the table. Debra Dee dives into her puddle and after drenching her cropped top, she takes it off and squeezes the golden liquid over her naked body. Using a flesh like dildo, Debra rides it and stretches her tight teen pussy. Pausing to piss all over her sex toy, she licks it clean and changes positions to continue pleasuring her pussy. Debra orgasms with her fingers and spreads apart her pussy lips to piss one final time in her pissing porn debut!
Daring Debut
Girl: Crystal F.
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Brand new model, Crystal Fisa joins us on Wet and Pissy for our newest update and this playful blonde writhes around in tight denim jeans and a tank top. She holds onto her crotch and squats on the coffee table before suddenly, Crystal starts peeing her pants! Her piss flows through the denim fabric of her crotch and hits the tabletop before this hot babe turns around with her wet ass pointing towards the camera and continues to piss!She splashes about in her pee puddle and licks her fingers before she pulls off her jeans. Crystal fingers her pussy and then grabs hold of a glass vase which she stands above before pussy pissing right into it! She uses a ladle to spoon her golden nectar into her mouth, spitting it back down over herself and soaks her tank top in the process! Crystal leans back and toys her piss soaked pussy with a black dildo while we zoom in close. She fucks and sucks her toy and pees some more, this time squeezing her juices into her mouth and over her big tits. This filthy hottie soaks her dildo too and finishes her debut pissing porn scene by licking up more of her juices from the coffee table!
Rebeca Kubi
Girl: Rebeca K.
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For Rebeca Kubi, being a Wet and Pissy girl was a breeze. Working the camera with her smile, Rebeca opens up by wetting her jeans. Seeping through her pants, her pee runs down the front of the sofa. After pleasuring herself with her soaked jeans, they come off and she bares her bottom. Now laying on her back, she lets herself relax, tucking her legs towards her body and letting her body do what we love to see so effortlessly. Once fully undressed, Rebeca kneels over a vase between her legs as she leans forward to piss into it. Her actions demonstrate again just how at ease she is. After riding a dildo on the floor, dipping her ass into the puddle on the floor as she goes up and down on it, Rebeca is ready for her crowning moment. Taking a cue from Anita Berlusconi, Rebeca gets on all fours and lifts one leg up in the air spraying a hot stream on the floor.
Messy Pee Streams
Girl: Tiny T.
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Tiny Tina is back on Wet and Pissy and this petite babe is teasing in hotpants and a cropped top and knows exactly how to get our pulses racing. She kneels up on the couch and lifts up her top to reveal her small, but perfect tits and slips her hand down into her hotpants to touch her pussy. Suddenly, Tiny Tina starts pussy pissing through her hotpants and we film her as she is caught peeing her pants. We zoom in close and see how her juices flow down onto the leather beneath her and the floor. Tina then takes off her hotpants and sucks the wet fabric before she starts to finger her wet pussy. Pissing again onto the couch, this sexy brunette creates quite an impressive arc with her stream then splashes about in her pee puddle and laps it up too. Toying herself with a golden vibrator, Tiny Tina starts to pleasure herself with her toy and slides it back out again to piss on the floor. She moves over to the couch and finishes herself off with time for one final messy piss which sprays all over herself and onto the couch!
Dripping Wet MILF
Girl: Cynthia V.
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Brunette MILF Cynthia Vellons makes her debut this week on Wet and Pissy and looks very inviting in a velvet basque and satin panties. She walks over to a glass table and bends over, pulling her panties up between her pussy lips. She pulls down her basque and plays with her big fake tits then pulls her panties to one side to masturbate! Her shaved pussy is delicious and Cynthia starts pissing all over the table. She dives into her puddle and laps up her juices, piss tasting and spits it back out again. This hot babe mops up her pee with her panties and squeezes her golden nectar into her mouth then drizzles it all over her naked body. Grabbing hold of a glass bottle, Cynthia briefly finger her pussy before she lets another golden stream loose, catching it in the bottle beneath her. She puts the lid back on and pour it over herself and into her mouth. Using a golden vibrator, Cynthia bends over the glass table and toys herself while we zoom in close as she enjoys her pussy play. She pauses briefly and pisses again on the table, holding her vibrator underneath her pee stream then moves down onto the floor and finishes her sex toy play, spraying a powerful stream of piss down onto the ground to finish off the most perfect hd pissing porn debut!
Perfect Aim
Girl: Nicolette N.
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Czech brunette babe Nicolette Noir makes her appearance on Wet and Pissy today in a cropped top and tiny pink shorts. Her high heels show off her long legs and hotpants cling onto her perfect ass! Nicolette knows she is sexy and she plays on this by teasing! Kneeling on a glass table, we get a better view of her ass encased in pink denim before this naughty hottie starts to pee, letting her juices soak through her hotpants and onto the table! For the final few droplets of pee, Nicolette places her hand down onto her crotch and catches her juices, licking her fingers in the process! After she has finished, she takes off her hotpants completely and uses them to mop up her golden liquid off the table before squeezing it back into her mouth and over her cropped top. Nicolette then climbs onto the couch and lifts her leg up like a dog as she sprays another stream of piss and then proceeds to strip completely naked. She uses a red plastic speculum to slide into her pissing pussy and with her legs spread apart, she pisses through a metal hoop. Piss play makes Nicolette seriously horny so this feisty brunette decides to pleasure herself with a massive black dildo. She starts by fucking her pussy while lying down and then sticks her dildo to the glass table before riding it. It fills her pussy nicely, and when she slides herself up and off it, Nicolette pisses again onto the table, splashing her pee everywhere! To finish this perfect HD pissing scene, Nicolette catches more of her pee into a glass and pours the contents into her mouth and over her wet naked body!
PVC and Chains
Girl: Stefany
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Cute brunette Stefany last appeared on Wet and Pissy in June 2016 and in that time she has gone from a sweet, shy girl to a full on sexy minx! Dressed in a shiny PVC minidress and stockings, Stefany knows exactly how to tease and a year of modelling has given her much more confidence and sex appeal! She pulls down her panties and bends over on a leather sofa before sprinkling a stream of piss while still touching herself. She catches some of her golden juices in her hand and tastes it before moving onto some sex toy play! Stefany uses a purple speculum to gape her pussy wide apart and while she is stretched, Stefany sprays another stream of her perfect piss over the floor! Kinky Stefany laps up her piss from the leather sofa and fingers her pussy. With her legs spread apart, Stefany looks seriously hot as she pisses again while still fingering herself. She gets hold of a glass vase and as she gets onto the floor, she lifts her leg up and pees into it, dipping her long brown hair into her juices and pours the remaining liquid into her mouth and over her dominatrix style outfit!
Soaking Wet Workout
Girl: Angel S.
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Today on Wet and Pissy another new face joins us for some pissing porn as Angel Sky is finishing off a workout. She climbs up onto her bed in yoga pants and a cropped top and rubs her crotch with a skipping rope before doing some stretching. Suddenly she feels the urge to pee and squats while leaning up on the headboard. Angel starts peeing her pants and her golden droplets soak through the crotch of her leggings and down onto her bedsheets! She strips out of them and licks the wet material before she leans back and fingers her wet pussy. Angel starts pussy pissing again, this time aiming her stream all over herself towards her mouth and soaks her cropped top in the process. We zoom in close on her pee bursts and naughty Angel sucks on her bedsheets. She toys herself with a big red dildo and catches another of her piss streams in a glass. Angel tries piss drinking for the first time and pours the rest of her juices down over her slender body. She finishes herself off with her dildo and brings herself to an impressive squirting orgasm!
Mopping and Diving
Girl: Emma
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We have another new face for you today at Wet and Pissy and would like to introduce you to redhead babe Emma! Emam has long auburn hair and sits on a stool while touching herself in a ripped red dress! She moves her hands down to her XXL pussy lips and licks her fingers before a look of discomfort comes across her face! Emma needs to relieve her pee desperation so she just lets her golden juices flow down onto the stool and over the floor! She stands up and bends over, showing off her hot body and pee soaked dress before she starts lapping up her piss! We certainly didn't expect that from a newcomer! Emma splashes her pee over her tits and gets hold of some red tongs which she uses to pinch her pussy lips together. She turns them around and gapes apart her hole, pussy pissing again all over the floor and this time she dives into her wet puddle! Emma takes off her dress and mops up her juices, squeezing them over her small tits and then decides to bend over the stool and toy her pee soaked pussy with a dildo. She squats over a glass vase and tries to aim another pee stream into it, pouring the contents over her hair to give herself a golden shower. Finally this pee loving redhead finishes herself off on the rug with the help of her dildo and masturbates to an explosive squirting orgasm!
Sexy Lady
Girl: Miky L.
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Hey Miky, you're so fine! Today on Wet and Pissy we feature newcomer miky who looks stunning in knee high socks and a tanned short playsuit! Her long legs go on for miles as she poses on a foot stool. She gets hold of a giant cocktail glass and places it on the floor as she pees through her crotch and fills it with her juices. She lifts it up and tastes her own piss, pouring it into her mouth then all over her tits! She strips out of her playsuit and sucks her crotch, enjoying even more of her golden pee. Bending over, Miky catches another stream of piss in her glass, then dips her sock clad toes in then. Her feet become piss soaked and she lifts them up so that she can suck her toes! After pouring the contents of the glass over her naked body, Miky enjoys using a purple sex toy inside her pussy and bending over doggystyle, she pees all over it. Finally, this naughty brunette enjoys releasing another piss onto the floor before she dives into her puddle and gets completely soaked!
Taking A Golden Shower
Girl: Rebeca
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Cute European babe Rebeca appears in our latest scene on Wet and Pissy and this slim babe shows off her figure in tight grey leggings and a red cropped top. Rebeca bends over the dining table and suddenly starts peeing her pants as we zoom in on the piss stream, trickling down her legs. She touches herself and sucks her fingers then strips out of her leggings to suck them. Rebeca sits down on the table and masturbates, fingering her wet pussy. Once she is completely naked, this blonde hottie places her cropped top on the table and releases another stream all over her outift. She mops up her pee and squeezes it down over her naked body then bends over again to toy her pussy with a fist dildo. Rebeca places it on the table and fires a powerful pee stream over it before getting hold of a glass vase which she places on the ground, filling it up as much as she can with her golden streams. She pours it into her mouth and spits it down over her small tits then gives herself a nice warm golden shower to finish her pissing porn video!
Messy Maid
Girl: Sweet A.
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Naughty maid Sweet Angelina would be a must in any office and this kinky babe finishes off her maid outfit with fishnet socks and spike heels! She starts cleaning the office and kneels down on the floor to concentrate on the floor when she suddenly needs to pee. She bends right over and with her grey panties on show, this hottie starts wetting her panties and soaks the tiles beneath her with her piss stream. Sweet Angelina rubs her ass around in her juicy pee puddle and strips before she fingers her wet pussy and masturbates while we zoom in close on the action! She starts pussy pissing over the floor some more and tries to wipe up her latest puddle with tissue, squeezing it out over her perfect tits. This playful babe moves over to the office couch where she pleasures her shaved pussy with a glass dildo and pulls it out to piss all over it before she finishes herself off in this pissing porno and enjoys another powerful piss which she fires all over the tiles!
Soaking Her Toys
Girl: Ashley
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New face Ashley features in her first ever Wet and Pissy scene and this tattooed Colombian is kneeling on a leather couch while showing off her slim body. She pulls on her tiny denim hotpants and while facing the camera, this hottie starts peeing her pants! We zoom in while her golden juices flow down through her crotch and drench the fabric completely. Ashley pulls off her wet shorts and sucks on them, then sits back down to finger her pussy! Ashley gets hold of a glass vase and holds it beneath her pussy to catch another piss stream. She pours her juices into her mouth to try out piss drinking, and ends up getting drenched as it trickles down over her cropped top. She may be new, but Ashley is very enthusiastic and after she strips naked, Ashley toys her pussy with some love eggs. Pausing to piss all over her sex toy, Ashley moves onto a red dildo which she slips into her eager hole. Ashley masturbates to finish herself off in her debut scene!
Skintight Soaking
Girl: Katty W.
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Raven haired hottie Katty West walks over to the couch in a skintight minidress. This sexy babe loves to tease and as she perches on the edge of the couch, she pulls her leopard print panties up between her pussy lips. Katty suddenly holds onto her crotch and stands up, looking for a playful way to relieve her piss desperation. She stands over a giant glass goblet and pulls her panties to one side before she starts pussy pissing right into it! We zoom in on her pee stream as she aims it into the goblet then Katty splashes it ih her fingers before she pours her golden piss in mouth. This naughty babe spits her juices back out over herself and then pours the rest of the contents down her minidress, soaking herself through the skintight fabric! Katty strips and bends over on the couch to finger her juicy pussy. This horny babe starts to piss again, this time over the couch before she licks her fingers and gets down onto the floor to toy a glass dildo! With plenty more piss streams and sex toy play, this insatiable hottie orgasms and sprays a final piss stream all over her own face, laying with her legs in the air! This is definitely one of our pissing videos you won't want to miss!
Wendy Moon
Girl: Wendy
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Wendy is a cute brunette with alabaster white skin and no tan lines. She looks like an innocent sorority girl but as soon as her scene starts, you can tell she's got a naughty side to her. We meet Wendy in the shower and when she takes of her bikini bottoms, you will notice her clit hood is pierced three times. Wendy immediately pisses into a watering can for you to see. She is super full of pee so there is a lot for her to work with after. Wendy uses the can to water her body down with her own urine, tasting herself as it falls. After slapping her vagina around a bit she works up even more pee to push out for you. Wendy knows how to control her stream by pulling her pussy lips tight and directing her urethra. She also likes to open her pussy wide so you can see it coming slowly out as she plays with every drop.
Wet Look Streams
Girl: Maddi B.
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Tattooed hottie Maddi Black struts into the room in a leopard print miniskirt and wet-look cropped top. She kneels on a leather chair and seductively sucks her finger before she stands up and teases even more as she squeezes her tits together and starts stripping! This raven-haired babe reveals some hot red panties and slips her hand down inside them to masturbate. She starts wetting her panties, straight down onto the leather chair beneath her, and makes quite a mess! Maddi scoops up handfuls of her pee and splashes them all over herself before she takes off her panties and lays upside down in her pee puddle. She teases her soaking wet pussy with a glass dildo and we zoom in close as she slides it in and out of her hole! Maddi starts pussy pissing again, this time aiming over the top of her head, and manages to drench her face in golden juices. She holds her pussy apart while enjoying this long, straight piss and then gets fully naked! By the time she finishes her pissing porno, both Maddi and the leather chair are completely drenched in piss and Maddi is very satisfied indeed!
Amusing Herself
Girl: Katy R.
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Stunning Katy Rose comes back to Wet and Pissy with a new look! She has gone brunette and we think that she is one of those lucky babes who looks hot no matter what her hair colour is! Katy is at the sauna dressed in ripped jogging bottoms and a tank top and is texting her friend. They can't make it and she seems so disappointed. Suddenly she feels piss desperation set in and there's no way she is going to make it to the bathroom so she climbs on top of the massage table and starts peeing her pants! The damp patch on Katy's crotch gets even bigger as golden piss pours down her legs and she looks instantly relieved! Katy touches her wet crotch and then tastes her juices as she licks her fingers. She takes off her pants and sucks her golden pee from them, using them to mop up more of her piss on the massage table. Katy lays back and opens her legs and decides to make the best of the situation by enjoying some pussy play. She starts fingering herself and then catches another stream of piss into her hands! She flicks her gushing pee over her tank top and then gets naked! This horny brunette enjoys a glass dildo which she rubs against her pussy and over her nipples and then slides it into her pussy to fuck herself! She pauses slightly to piss again and then moves herself into the doggystyle position to continue her pussy play and once she orgasms she pees one final time into a glass vase, pouring her collected pee into her mouth and over her face, giving herself a little taste of piss drinking!
Wet The Bed
Girl: Ashley O.
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Dark haired beauty Ashley Ocean features in our latest scene on Wet and Pissy and she is relaxing on the bed, feeling rather horny while dressed in white lingerie and lace topped stockings. She slides her hand down to her panties and rubs herself through them before she pulls them to one side to touch her juicy pussy. With her panties pulled, Ashley releases a messy stream of golden piss all over the bedsheets and her stockings, soaking them through! She takes off her panties and while lying on her wet bedsheets, Ashley masturbates and fingers herself. She bends over and starts to lick her own juices from the fabric beneath her and gets hold of a red speculum which she inserts into her pussy. Her pussy is gaped open wide when Ashley pees again onto her bed, this time bent over in the doggystyle position. She plays with her fresh juices and covers her hole body in them before she uses a nipple pump on both her nipples and her clit. While pumping herself, Ashley needs to pee again so catches more of her golden nectar in the tube. Ashley pours it into her mouth, giving her a brief taste of piss drinking as she spits it back out over her nipples then enjoys toying herself with a glass dildo. To finish off her pissing porn scene with us, Ashley catches another stream of pee in a vase and pours it all over her face, and into her mouth!