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Sissy
Girl: Sissy
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Beautiful brunette Sissy appears on Wet and Pissy today wearing tight denim jeans, a peach tank top and sexy high heels. She poses on a table and opens her legs, pissing her denims and making a nice juicy patch through her crotch. She bends over and starts to pull her denims down before removing them completely and sucking the golden moist patch to enjoy tasting her juices. Sitting on the table, Sissy shows off her pussy while spraying more of her piss into the air. She aims towards her denims and gets them even more soaked before using a pussy pump to catch even more of her golden pee. After filling her tube, Sissy drinks some of her pee then pours some down her tank top too! Once she strips completely naked, this horny brunette uses a big black dildo and pees on it before inserting it into her eager pussy. She enjoys penetrating her deep hole and then licks the tip of her toy to enjoy her fragrant taste. Sissy bends over and relieves herself again, pissing over the table then finally licks her juices up and soaks her beautiful hair with the remaining liquid!
Great British Piss Play
Girl: Honour M.
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Honour May is a beautiful chatty girl. She introduces herself right away and declares her love of pee play, narrating much of her Wet and Pissy experience. She lets us know just how badly she needs to pee for us. Honour May is not just feeding us some empty talk because when she gets down to the business of peeing, she is very impressive. Her peeing keeps flowing out of her shorts for a good amount of time and she fills much of the giant bowl below her. She strips down completely and soaks and rinses her clothing in her pee. She places her flushed clothing in the bowl and has a shorter but sexy standing pee into the bowl holding her clothing. A shining moment is this sexy girl peeing down on all fours with the bowl placed appropriately below her. Honour May graces us with another lengthy pee and gets herself soaking wet, dumping her pee over her head. After some dildo action, Honour May goes full doggie style making her aim into the bowl one more time. We hope you enjoy Honour May's hd pissing video as much as we enjoyed filming it with her.
Explosive Results
Girl: Cayla
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Horny blonde Cayla is back on Wet and Pissy this week and she is dressed to thrill in a red bodysuit! She knows how to tease the camera and rubs her hands down over her crotch before pulling down the straps on her bodysuit. She beckons us closer and climbs over the coach with her ass in the air, spanking it playfully! Unclipping her bodysuit, this naughty blonde turns around and we zoom in close on her pussy as she touches it with her fingers. She slips her fingers inside herself and stands up with one leg on the couch to catch her golden piss in a glass bowl and goblet. She pours her pee in mouth and enjoys some brief piss drinking, pouring the rest over her perfect tits and tongue before moving down to her shaved pussy! Cayla toys and gapes her pussy with a metal speculum and enjoys another piss while spread wide apart. She toys herself with a jelly dildo and starts pussy pissing again into her bowl when we realise that her dildo is in fact one that squirts! She sprays her pee into her mouth and over her tits again and this blonde babe makes herself orgasm with some explosive results!
Paddling in Pee
Girl: Lexy S.
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Cute babe Lexy Star joins us on Wet and Pissy for todays scene and she is wearing pink panties and a sheer top over a pale pink bra. She leaves little to the imagination in her outfit and stands up, rubbing her ass through the fabric of her panties. As she sits back in the chair, a wet patch appears and she starts wetting her panties, soaking the whole of the crotch through! The golden juices keep flowing and create a puddle where she is sitting, with Lexy rubbing her hand over her pee and tasting it! She takes off her clothes and places them in a bowl before spraying another stream of her piss down onto them. The bowl fills up nicely and Lexy squeezes her liquid into her mouth before she paddles her feet in the bowl. Her socks are soaked through and as she takes them off, she leaves them in the bowl, picking them up with her teeth and pours her pee down over her body. Naughty Lexy gets hold of a glass vase and sucks it, fucks her pussy with it then catches more piss in it before she takes it out to finish her stream by firing it up in the air and across the room. This blonde tries piss drinking as she gulps down the contents of the vase and after fucking herself some more, fills a wine glass and pours it into her mouth and over her pretty head!
So Many Streams
Girl: Claudia M.
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Claudia Macc graces our screens here at Wet and Pissy once more, just over a year after her last appearance. This time, Claudia is wearing seriously tight denim jeans which cling to every curve of her hot body. Suddenly, Claudia holds onto her crotch feeling like she needs to pee. She squats on the leather sofa and starts peeing her pants. Her crotch gets soaked with her golden liquid and Claudia places her hand down to catch some of her pee streams before tasting them. Once she has finished, gorgeous Claudia licks her juices off the sofa then strips naked before wiping her jeans along the floor, soaking them in her puddle. She licks and sucks her denim then wastes no time in getting back onto the sofa and gaping her pussy apart to finger herself. Using golden Ben-Wa balls, Claudia inserts them in and out of her pussy and decides to catch another of her pee streams in a blue glass bowl as she pissing while standing, pulling her golden balls out of her pussy half way through her pee stream. Once the bowl is full of her warm piss, Claudia gets on the floor and laps it up, spitting it back into the bowl playfully, then pours it all over her head. This drenches Claudia completely! After she gets back onto the sofa, Claudia toys her wet pussy with a dildo, stopping to piss all over her sex toy then continues to fuck herself. Finally, this piss loving babe catches one final piss stream in a vase, pouring it into her mouth and over her face to end her second pissing porn scene with us!
Nurse Naomi
Girl: Naomi B.
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If you are into nurses, you can't get much kinkier than brunette babe Naomi Bennet who appears in our latest Wet and Pissy movie. While in the private clinic, Naomi suddenly feels piss desperation setting in and sits down in a leather chair while holding her crotch. She can't hold her pee stream in any longer and unbuttons the bottom of her uniform before pulling her panties to one side. Squatting to pee, Nurse Naomi looks like she is in immense pleasure as she fills a metal bowl and gravy boat with her golden juices. Naomi pours her piss down over her uniform and unbuttons the rest of her uniform to show off some seriously hot lingerie. This kinky babe is getting in the mood for even more fun and mops up her pee puddle, squeezing it into her mouth. Taking off her panties and glasses, Naomi places one leg up on the table while masturbating and fingering her pussy. She releases another stream of piss from her pissing pussy down onto the table and licks it up with her tongue. Naomi sits down in the chair and uses a metal speculum to pinch her nipples then slides it into her wet juicy pussy. She gapes herself wide apart and slides a finger into her hole before aiming another piss stream into the metal bowl. She pipettes it over her perfect tits and then finds a textured vibrator to rub against her labia. She slides it into her pussy and makes herself orgasm hard to finish her hd pissing experience!
Spraying The Mist
Girl: Cynthia V.
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Brunette babe Cynthia Vellons features in our latest pissing porn scene here on Wet and Pissy and in this movie, Cynthia is sitting at her desk in a tight miniskirt and heels. She starts feeling horny and pulls down her dress to reveal and play with her big fake tits then rubs her pussy through her panties. She stands up and slides her hand into her panties to touch herself then suddenly needs to pee. Cynthia bends over her leather chair and starts peeing her pants, letting her juices flow down onto the chair. She takes off her wet panties and tastes her juices as she sucks the fabric then this brunette MILF sits in the chair and fingers herself. She holds a round bottle under her pussy and pees into it, turning it into a spray bottle. Cynthia sprays her pee over herself and pays particular attention to her big tits and pussy. She takes off the top and pours some into her mouth, spitting it back down over herself. Taking another gulp, naughty Cynthia tries piss drinking then continues to masturbate, piss and toy herself with a glass dildo!
Splashing In Her Streams
Girl: Jenifer J.
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How excited are we to have Jenifer Jane back for our latest Wet and Pissy scene! This stunning brunette walks in high heels and tight grey denims over to the couch and immediately starts to rub her hands over her crotch, looking desperate to pee. Jenifer squats on the tiled floor and holds onto the couch behind her while she starts peeing her pants, letting her stream drizzle through her crotch and onto the floor! Her denims get a nice juicy wet patch on them and this naughty minx touches her soaked jeans and tastes her juices. Jenifer starts to strip and climbs up onto the glass dining table to masturbate. She pauses to start pussy pissing down onto the glass and Jenifer licks up her golden nectar. Now completely naked, this horny babe toys herself with a vibrator and pees again, this time on the floor. She paddles her feet in her juicy puddle and sits down in her wet mess to finish her vibrator play!
Rainbow Pissing
Girl: Claudia M.
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Stunning blonde Claudia Macc is back on Wet and Pissy for another pissing porn scene as she sits on the couch in a purple lace dressing gown and is in the mood for some fun as she pulls it open and tweaks her nipples. Sucking on her fingers, Claudia makes her finger wet before rubbing her nipples and then feels the urge to piss as she touches her crotch. As she stands up and bends over, we notice a pussy clip attached to her XXL pussy lips, then stands up and starts pissing down on the floor. Claudia takes off the pussy clip and rubs it in her pee puddle then laps up her juices to give herself a taste of piss drinking! This horny babe sits down on the couch and pulls apart her pussy lips, twisting them around and then spreads herself apart with her fingers. She pisses again down onto the floor then dives in her juices, playfully splashing around! Claudia takes off her gown and gapes her pussy apart with a speculum, pissing down on the belt of her dressing gown. Finally this sexy babe fills her pussy with a rainbow dildo, riding it until she orgasms!
Wet Dildo Play
Girl: Sasha Z.
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Sasha Zima's petite body houses a pair of superb legs, highlighted by her snug fitting pink shorts. Climbing onto the table getting down on her hands and knees, Sasha drops a glass between her legs and pees through her shorts. Most of her pee filters through them, but some of it escapes outside the edges. With the glass almost full, Sasha gets her chest fully soaked, and so it is her first piece of clothing to go. She mingles with a pair of candles, using them somewhat like a speculum as she pushes out a mini pee. This serves as an opening for a standing pee with one foot on the table. She takes a few moments before she gets it going. She follows up by mounting a dildo on the corner of the table. Once more she gets one foot on the table, but this time her back faces the camera, gaping with her hand as she showers the toy. She rides it on the table and then takes a manual hands on approach leading to a shuttering climax. Finally, Sasha climbs onto the sofa, laying on her back with legs up in the air, taking a little piss over her body, trying to spray her own face.
Keithy
Girl: Keithy
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Keithy is a blonde girl that loves to wear pink clothes wherever she walks and she doesn’t have any problem in wetting her underwear. If other models use all kind of sex toys, this one prefers to use her fingers for getting pleasure. I was surprised to see that Keithy started sucking a banana, but when I’ve seen how she knows to used, I completely understood why she brought that. If seeing her while she pees won’t arouse you, when you’ll take a look at her fingering and masturbating using the banana, you’ll instantly cum. This is one of the nastiest girls you’ll ever see in the porn movies and she loves to act this way.
Like A Fine Wine
Girl: Lena L.
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Member favourite Lena Love returns to Wet and Pissy today in her latest scene and looks even sexier while outside the sauna in tiny denim hotpants and a bodysuit. She rubs her hands seductively over her hot body and unzips her top to reveal her perfect tits then peels herself out of those barely there hotpants. Lena pulls the crotch of her bodysuit to one side and touches her trimmed pussy before placing it back and suddenly starts peeing through her crotch! This stunning blonde unclips her bodysuit and lets her golden juices flow down onto the leather chair and the floor with some force! She strips naked and mops up her pee puddle, squeezing her golden pee over her hot naked body before laying down. Lena starts to masturbate and sucks her fingers, then decides to gape her wet pussy wide apart with a metal speculum. She starts pussy pissing again up into the air and this kinky babe places a tall cocktail glass on the floor while she bends over and fucks her pussy with a jelly dildo. Bending over even more, Lena pisses into the glass then sucks up her pee with her squirting dildo, dropping her golden juices over herself. She pours the rest of the glass over her naked body and even tastes her piss as she licks the rim of the glass then finally to end her pissing porno this gorgeous babe finishes herself off with her dildo and enjoys a shuddering orgasm while sat on the back of the leather chair!
Gushing Into Glass
Girl: Lilith S.
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Brunette Lilith Sweet makes her debut here on Wet and Pissy this week and walks into the lounge in a skintight grey minidress and stiletto heels. She bends over and poses in her dress before rubbing her hands over herself when she suddenly feels desperate to pee and grabs hold of her crotch. Lilith lifts up her dress and stands over a bookcase, pissing all over the top of it then uses her hands to splash about in her pee puddle before diving into it, soaking her clothes too! She pulls off her dress and bends over to finger her pussy then this horny brunette puls her ass cheeks and taco pussy lips before pissing again, this time into a glass bowl. Lilith plays with her juices and pours them down her hot, naked body! Using a glass bottle, Lilith rubs it against her labia then inserts it into her juicy, wet hole. She catches another stream of her golden piss in it, pouring it into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking then this pee soaked babe gets onto the floor to finish off her fingering fun and give herself a mind blowing orgasm to finish her pissing porn scene!
Wet Red Pants
Girl: Mini M.
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Curly haired brunette Mini Mitzi walks into the lounge suffering from pee desperation. She holds onto the crotch of her red pants and knows full well that she won't make it to the bathroom. With one leg lifted up on a footstool, this naughty babe starts peeing her pants and lets her juices soak all the way down her leg and onto the floor! Mini Mitzi seductively rubs her hand over herself and now feeling horny, she takes off her heels and pulls down her trousers! Once they are off, Mini Mitzi uses them to mop up her pee puddle from the tiled floor and licks the wet fabric. She sits down on the foot stool and plays with her pussy, slipping a finger in, then pauses to release another pee stream down onto the tiles! Mini Mitzi dives into her wet mess and then rides a purple jelly dildo to ramp up her pussy pleasure! She soaks her sex toy in even more golden streams and once she has orgasmed, she puts back on her wet pants to finish this pissing porno!
Wet Toys for Tera
Girl: Tera L.
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Gorgeous babe Tera Link is back on Wet and Pissy and teasing on the sofa in her skimpy outfit and knee socks. She looks even sexier than the last time she graced our screens and we can tell she is really horny as she touches herself in a very seductive way all over her small tits and long legs! Bending over the sofa, Tera shows off her ass as it is barely encased in her tight pink ripped shorts. She stands up and starts wetting her panties, with her golden pee streaming down her leg and soaking her socks. She sits back down on the sofa and paddles in her pee puddle, having lots of fun as her feet get soaking wet in her juices. Afterwards, Tera takes off her socks and squeezes them over her head and into her mouth! She takes off her panties and tastes her own juices as she sucks her damp fabric and now Tera is even hornier and needs to pleasure herself! She finds a metal speculum and grabbing hold of a glass goblet, Tera inserts her speculum into her taco pussy, gaping herself wide apart. She fires another long pee stream into the bowl showing how perfect her aim is then stirs her golden nectar with the speculum, licking it clean! She pours the rest of her piss over her head, drenching herself in it then gets completely naked! She lies upside down on the sofa and fills her pussy with a textured dildo. Masturbating at the same time, Tera pauses her sex toy play to piss all over herself, making quite a splash as her pee hits her tits and toned stomach! She lays on her side and continues her dildo play, masturbating frantically until she orgasms! Finally, Tera catches one more stream of piss in her bowl and pours it into her mouth, piss drinking and spitting some of her juices back out again!
Sensational Squirting Orgasm
Girl: Jennifer M.
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Busty brunette Jennifer Mendes is dressed in a tiny miniskirt and cropped top, properly showing off her curves in our latest Wet and Pissy scene! This curvy cutie pulls down her top and shakes her big tits before she slips her hand down into her panties to touch herself. Jennifer starts wetting her panties while we zoom in close and capture the golden droplets flow down over her ass cheeks. She takes off her panties and sucks the damp fabric, then continues to pleasure her pussy with her fingers. This cheeky babe lays upside down and fires another stream of golden piss all over her own face, giving herself some piss in mouth action and gets absolutely drenched in her juices! She sits up with a metal speculum, slipping it into her wet hole and gapes her hole wide apart. Jennifer fires her pee into a big glass vase and pours the contents into her mouth, spitting it back out again over her tits. She finishes off with a blue dildo before masturbating to a forceful squirting orgasm!
Best OF
Girl: Nicole V.
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Today on Wet and Pissy we bring you an amazing pee compilation of our very best scenes all in one handy place! This compilation starts off with hot blonde Violette who is caught peeing her pants, letting her juices stream down the legs of her denims. She places her hands down onto her wet crotch and licks her fingers, enjoying the taste of her own pee. Afterwards, Violette opens her legs while sitting on a stool and shows off how damp her crotch actually is! We follow this with blonde babe Nicole Vice who can't hold her pee desperation any longer as her golden stream fires through the crotch of her barely there hotpants! She pees all over a glass table and the floor. The last of the blondes we feature wets her tiny hotpants while sitting on the dining table and then dives into her puddle of piss! Moving onto even more gorgeous pissing babes we continue our compilation with some faster clips - with piss flowing freely from some more famous faces including Lady Dee, Christy Charming and Jenifer Jane. These stunning babes love to get pee drenched and taste their own juices in this solo masturbation and sex toy pissing porn compilation!
Ella Rosa
Girl: Ella R.
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From the moment that Ella walks into the room wearing her little kimono, there's something visibly special about her. Lightly wrapped around her, she doesn't focus too much on flaunting her body as she inches it down from her shoulders and upwards from her legs. Instead she snuggles it around her body, a choice that gives her a genuine 'girl next door' advantage. She wears her smile casually, and her eyes are always engaging with the camera. Undoubtedly, she's off to a great start. However, this is not where Ella's strengths end, for Ella happens to have great pissing abilities as well. She outputs well, she's relaxed in the act, and she definitely pisses with gusto. Every moment of pissing strikes a chord with the what makes pissing babes a pleasure to experience.
Sexy Francesca
Girl: Francesca D.
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Gorgeous raven haired Francesca is back on Wet and Pissy and starts to slide her gorgeous feet into some white lace topped stockings. Afterwards, she opens her legs and her gorgeous pussy is encased in white panties. Francesca pulls her panties to one side and with her fingers spreading her lips apart, she fires a stream of golden piss into the air and over the coffee table. After she covers the table with her juices, she dips her feet into the puddle then dives into her wet mess and soaks her tank top. This naughty babe even licks up her juices and when she has finished, she sits up and her tank top has turned see-through from her pee! Francesca takes her tank top and bends over, stretching her ass to show off her most intimate parts. Using a metal speculum, Francesca slides it into her pussy and stretches her tight hole apart before spraying more of her golden piss everywhere, in quite a messy stream! Gorgeous Francesca dips her long hair into her juices and starts to practice her blowjob techniques on a massive black dildo. She then uses this toy to insert into her pussy, firstly in the doggystyle position then laying back on the sofa and letting us zoom in close on her gorgeous looking pussy. During her toy play she can feel another urge to pee so sprays all over herself, firing onto her toned stomach and gets herself off with her monster toy! Finally, beautiful Francesca catches more of her piss in a glass vase and drinks her golden nectar before pouring the rest of it all over her tits!
Claudia In Nature Part 2
Girl: Claudia M.
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It's the second part of Claudia's fun in nature and this naughty builder opens up her reflective jacket and shows off her tits! Imagine finding her on your building site!? Pulling down her denims, this sexy blonde starts pussy pissing down into her jeans and soaks them completely on the crotch and down her legs. Claudia loves peeing her pants and sits down on a rock and starts fingering her wet pussy as the camera zooms in close on her pussy play then she pees towards the camera, soaking the lense! Using a purple dildo, Claudia bends over with her ass in the air and fucks herself before she holds her toy beneath her and pees all over it. This naughty blonde clearly needs to empty her bladder and after some more pussy play, she leans over to one side and pisses again on the ground to finish off her latest pissing porno!
Bed Wetting Blonde
Girl: Ellen M.
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Hot blonde Ellen Milion is a new face to Wet and Pissy and this stunning babe is laying on her bed in grey lingerie. She starts to touch her pussy through her panties while relaxing with her eyes closed and then suddenly starts wetting her panties! Her golden pee soaks through her crotch and down onto the bedsheets while Ellen touches her soaking wet panties and sucks her fingers. She pulls down her panties and with her legs up in the air she licks the crotch while playing with her pussy lips. Ellen takes off her damp panties and squeezes them over herself before she continues to touch her trimmed pussy. Using a red speculum, Ellen gapes her pussy wide apart and while lying on her back she fires another stream of piss over her bed! She takes off her bra to reveal her big fake tits and uses her speculum to fuck her pussy. Ellen is in the mood for some insertion fun and uses candles to stuff her pussy with. She places a glass goblet beneath her and while fucking herself she pauses and starts pussy pissing to fill her glass. She pours this into her mouth and down her hot naked body, giving herself a piss shower! Finishing herself off with the candles, Ellen enjoys a squirting orgasm as she masturbates!
Gina Gerson
Girl: Gina G.
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Gorgeous babe Gina Gerson makes her return to Wet and Pissy and we were so excited to have her back after her debut in 2013! Looking sexier than ever, Gina poses in a pink tank top and tight denim jeans. She sits down on a wooden bench and soon we see a wet patch appear on her crotch! Soon her pee is soaking her denims all the way down her legs. After starting to strip, Gina licks her juices from her denims and lays back with her legs spread and pisses all over the floor and the wooden bench. This naughty babe licks up her juices and once she is naked, she uses a glass vase to catch another stream of piss before drinking its contents and pouring it over her slender body. Gorgeous Gina feels very horny and is soon fingering herself then has fun as she soaks herself with another vase full of her golden pee, making her hair nice and wet with her juices!
Powerful Pissy Orgasm
Girl: Barbara B.
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Busty babe Barbara Bieber comes back to Wet and Pissy today dressed in sexy ripped denims and a lace cropped top. She shows off her figure as she rubs her hands all over her hot body and pulls down her top slightly to give us a glimpse of her cleavage. Barbara looks even sexier than her previous scenes and knows how to work the camera! She bends over on the sofa, showing off her denim covered ass and afterwards turns around opening her legs when she starts peeing her pants! We zoom right in on the pissy crotch as it drips down onto the sofa and Barbara looks to be enjoying herself! She rubs her hands across her crotch and sucks her pee soaked fingers. Taking off her denims, this curvy ass babe sucks them and starts masturbating. Wetting her panties has made her seriously horny and Barbara gets a glass bowl and some tongs to play with. She uses the tongs to pinch her nipples and pussy lips before gaping herself wide apart to aim another piss stream towards the bowl. She misses at first then re-positions herself to catch some of her golden streams. She dips her hair into her pee and pours it all down herself then strips naked to fill her pussy with a dildo! Barbara stands and masturbates while toying herself then suddenly feels piss desperation so fills the bowl again! This time she collects even more piss and wastes no time in pouring it over her gorgeous face and body! Finally, Barbara masturbates and toys her pussy to one of the most powerful orgasms we have ever seen, pissing all over the floor and paddles her feet in her puddle!
Perfecting Her Piss Play
Girl: Vicky L.
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Black haired babe Vicky Love is in the lounge feeling really turned on and caresses her body through her clothes. She feels the onset of pee desperation and as she stands up, holds the crotch of her hotpants, knowing full well that she's never going to make it to the bathroom. Vicky decides to turn this need to piss into some horny fun and climbs on top of the glass coffee table with her ass pointing towards the camera. She sits on the table and opens her legs, rubbing her crotch when a wet patch appears on her pale pink denim. Vicky is wetting her panties, soaking her hotpants with her golden piss! She peels herself out of her damn clothes and rubs her pussy before tasting herself and loves it so much that she sucks her pee out of her hotpants and licks the glass table too! Using a glass to collect another piss stream, Vicky bends over and this time we zoom in close watching her stream fill the glass up nicely. Vicky pours her golden nectar into her mouth and spits it back out, both playfully and seductively then decides to try full-blown piss drinking before she pours the rest of her liquid over her cropped top, turning it see-through. Her big boobs look delicious through the wet fabric and Vicky plays with her boobs before she gets completely naked. Laying down on the glass table, this stunning babe fingers her wet pussy and bends over to fuck herself with a glass dildo before launching one final piss stream onto the glass table while standing. Practice makes perfect after all!