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Piss Soaked Panties
Girl: Serenya G.
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Gorgeous brunette Serenya Gomez returns to Wet and Pissy in our latest pissing porn update and this stunning babe is admiring herself in the mirror and starts to feel really horny. She takes off her top and lifts up her miniskirt to reveal a purple g-string before she suddenly feels the urge to piss. She takes off her panties and squatting slightly above her glass coffee table, this naughty babe starts pussy pissing over them! She soaks both her underwear and the glass tabletop then mops up her golden juices. Serenya squeezes her piss-soaked panties into her mouth and all over her hot body before diving into her wet mess. She strips completely naked and leans back on her couch to pleasure her pussy. Serenya fingers herself and masturbates then gets hold of a purple glass bottle which she holds beneath her to catch another stream of her pee! She shakes it all over herself and then uses it as a sex toy, inserting it into her juicy snatch! Serenya moves onto a huge flesh-like dildo and slides it inside herself while bent over. She changes positions and then moves back to her fingers, masturbating while peeing until she orgasms hard!
Camilla Moon
Girl: Camilla M.
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Hot brunette Camilla Moon looks inviting as she teases on our black leather sofa in tight denim jeans, a pink tied up top and hot pink high heels. She sits on the sofa and opens her legs and soon we see a dark patch appear as she pees through her denims. Camilla touches her soaking wet patch with her hands and licks the moist juices before standing up and revealing her piss has streamed all the way down her legs. Taking off her denims, this horny babe holds a glass cylinder against her pussy and pisses into it. She pours the golden juices over her top, and into her mouth then strips out of it, squeezing the liquid into her mouth. Using white kitchen tongs, Camilla stretches her pussy apart and fires another stream of her piss over the leather sofa. She licks up her mess then decides to use a purple double ended dildo on herself. She enjoys her toy play in a number of different positions then finally rubs an Hitachi magic wand vibrator against her clit to give herself an explosive orgasm where she sprays her juices everywhere!
Ravishing Redhead
Girl: Sweet A.
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Sweet Angelina makes her debut today on Wet and Pissy and this gorgeous redhead is desperate to pee as she returns home. She won't make it to the bathroom so she lifts one leg up onto a footstool and suddenly a wet patch appears on her red denims and down her leg! Angelina rubs her crotch with her hands and then sucks her fingers clean, clearly getting turned on from this experience. She pulls off her pants and sits down on the footstool to lick the wet fabric then bends over in the doggystyle position to finger her juicy pussy. Angelina continues her fingering fun while sitting on the sideboard and catches another stream in a glass goblet. Pouring the contents into her mouth and spitting it back down over herself, we can see that she's never done this before as she looks like she might gag. This naughty redhead tips the rest over her shirt and her shaved pussy! Once she is completely naked, Angelina finds a dildo in one of the drawers and uses it to pleasure herself. She pauses and starts pussy pissing down onto the footstool then moves onto the floor to orgasm with her sex toy. There's time for one final piss on the floor before this babe splashes about in her pee puddle! Not bad for a pissing porn debut!
Self Soaking
Girl: Jessica B.
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Naughty brunette Jessica Bell makes her return to WetandPissy and in this update, she is trying to relax on the couch. The tv isn't working and this stocking clad hottie tries to think of a way to pass the time. She decides to make her own fun and uses the remote control to rub against her nipples and pussy. This playful babe lays upside down on the leather couch and with her legs wide apart, Jessica starts pussy pissing over her own face, aiming for her mouth! Her sheer red dress gets drenched in the process, so Jessica starts to strip, continuing to pleasure her XXL pussy lips. She frantically fingers herself and while rubbing herself, sprays more golden piss everywhere! Jessica manages to catch some in a glass bowl, then laps up her piss in mouth to taste her golden nectar. She pours the rest of the contents over her head, treating herself to a golden shower, then horny Jessica rides a flesh like dildo. She moves between pissing and dildo play before orgasming to finish off this pissing porn scene!
Soaking Her Panties
Girl: Anita B.
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Hot blonde Anita Blanche is at home and teases in her shower in some khaki panties and a cropped top. This playful blonde starts wetting her panties and a damp patch of pee appears on her crotch. She pulls her panties off and reveals her shaved pussy and sexy body then leans back against the wall before touching her wet pussy. Sitting down in the bath, Anita masturbates and starts pussy pissing again into the tub. There is plenty of pissing in her bathroom in this homemade movie and this horny blonde rubs babyoil into her naked body. The camera zooms in close on her XXL pussy lips as she rubs them and pees some more then Anita gets out of the bath and sits on the floor, playing with her wet panties. She toys herself with a vibrator until she orgasms, and catches some very yellow piss in a wine glass! She pours her juices over her feet and then bends over to drizzle it on her ass in this self filmed pissing porn movie.
Closeup Speculum Pee
Girl: Andis
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Dark haired babe Andis starts off her debut scene with Wet and Pissy suffering from pee desperation. She is wearing tight denim hotpants and needs to pee now so gets a small plastic bag from the sideboard and manages to take off her denims before she balances on the edge of the sofa and catches her golden piss as it gushes from her pissing pussy. She catches a nice amount of pee in her bag and then pierces it with her teeth, letting it drizzle all over her top, soaking her through. She lets her juices pour into her mouth and tastes herself and once the plastic bag is empty, this soaking wet babe takes off her top and squeezes even more of her piss over her naked body. Andis gets hold of a little pink vibrator and slides it into her tight ass while fingering her pussy. While enjoying her sex toy play she fires another stream of piss down onto the floor, this time aiming up high! Laying on her back, this sexy babe gapes her pussy wide apart using a metal speculum and as we zoom in close she fingers herself before another stream of piss leaves her uretha, up close and personal! All of this piss play has made Andis even more horny so she toys her pussy with a red dildo and stands up to bring herself to orgasm. While filling her pussy she sprays a messy and powerful stream of piss on the floor and catches it in a glass bowl which is already beneath her. Finally, Andis pours her golden pee into her mouth and gives herself a proper taste of piss drinking to finish her amazing scene!
Peeing Like An Angel
Girl: Angel W.
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Angel Wicky, a busty blond with knee-torn jeans and bushy hot spot takes a different approach for jean wetting. Ready to pee, she drops her pants halfway down her thighs for an open view wetting. She dances in a tight little scuttle as she turns away, with coy nervousness she hunches her torso forward as she starts to pee. She's noticeably enjoying herself with some subtle but effective sighs and laughs with her piss falling into and through her jeans. After sucking on her jeans, Angel proceeds to serving herself a golden goblet of pee, filling it as she holds it in front of her. For her next bit, she lays on her back with the always inviting spread open legs as she pees into the air on onto herself. She gets her hands on a thick black toy, bouncing up and down in a simulated sexual encounter. Moving through different phases with the toy, Angel finds herself in a squatted position as she begins her 'squirt' run, amassing a good amount of power shots, especially towards the end as she moves to an on-and-off rhythm pumping out some short but weighty blasts that travel in several directions.
Gina Gerson
Girl: Gina G.
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Gorgeous babe Gina Gerson makes her return to Wet and Pissy and we were so excited to have her back after her debut in 2013! Looking sexier than ever, Gina poses in a pink tank top and tight denim jeans. She sits down on a wooden bench and soon we see a wet patch appear on her crotch! Soon her pee is soaking her denims all the way down her legs. After starting to strip, Gina licks her juices from her denims and lays back with her legs spread and pisses all over the floor and the wooden bench. This naughty babe licks up her juices and once she is naked, she uses a glass vase to catch another stream of piss before drinking its contents and pouring it over her slender body. Gorgeous Gina feels very horny and is soon fingering herself then has fun as she soaks herself with another vase full of her golden pee, making her hair nice and wet with her juices!
Pee Soaked Clothes
Girl: Ali B.
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We thought it was time for a new face here on Wet and Pissy so today we introduce dark haired hottie, Ali Bordeaux. Ali is stood near the fireplace and looks sexy in skintight leggings. Climbing onto the corner sofa, Ali shows off her ass then turns around before sliding her hands down into her leggings to touch herself. Ali bends back over and rubs her hands over her ass. She pulls off her leggings and stands above them firing a stream of piss over them. Ali mops her leggings over the puddle of pee she has created and then sucks her golden juices out of them, squeezing them over her stunning trimmed pussy. She rubs her wet pussy with her fingers and tastes herself then squats over a glass vase, peeing down into it. Ali dips her long black hair into her golden pee and then sucks it. she pours the rest of her juices down over her head, soaking herself through! Once she is completely naked, Ali gapes her pussy apart with a metal speculum and fucks herself with a candle. We zoom in really close as she fires another stream of piss down onto the floor! Ali dives into her wet puddle of pee and tastes herself once more, enjoying her golden piss in mouth that she laps up off the floor. This horny babe needs to orgasm and chooses a big dildo to fill her pussy with before finally standing over a glass table, enjoying one final piss in this solo pissing porn scene!
Getting Wet to Orgasm
Girl: Victoria D.
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We do love it when sexy brunette Victoria Daniels comes to see us here at Wet and Pissy and today she is on top form as she teases in the lounge in a tight tank top and light grey ripped leggings. She gives us a brief glimpse of her natural tits and ass before she bends over on the sofa with her curvy ass in the air. Afterwards, Victoria balances with one foot on each sofa and with her legs spread wide apart, she starts wetting her panties, letting a big pee stream flow through her crotch and onto the floor beneath her. Fiesty Victoria uses her leggings to mop up her golden juices from the floor then sucks them, tasting her pee and spitting it back out over her nipples. Once she is completely naked, Victoria fucks her pussy with a metal speculum then gapes herself wide apart, firing another piss stream down onto the floor. This one flows with some power behind it and we zoom in really close to catch all the action! Now Victoria is pee drenched as she plays with her puddle on the ground and as she sits down, she starts to finger her wet pussy, licking her fingers to enjoy her juices once more. Using a jelly dildo, this stunning brunette lays back on the sofa and slides it into her pussy to pleasure herself. Using a yellow tinted vase, Victoria catches one final piss stream from her pissing pussy and drinks it before pouring the remaining contents over her hair. She soon moves back to her jelly dildo but this time she sensually toys herself in the doggystyle position. She masturbates as she gets closer to cumming and orgasms with immense pleasure to finish off her newest scene with us!
In The Mood
Girl: Victoria P.
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Blonde Victoria Pure is back on Wet and Pissy and dressed in a floral minidress, Victoria knows she looks hot. She teases in front of her dressing table and then bends over on a footstool to show off her pink panties and patent heels. Her ass looks perfect as we zoom in close and suddenly, Victoria starts wetting her panties, letting her juices flow through the crotch of her panties. She gets down onto the floor and licks up her wet patch from the footstool and starts to strip from her minidress, looking rather horny indeed. Once this blonde hottie takes off her panties, she licks and sucks the damp fabric then gets hold of a metal speculum which she uses to gape herself wide apart with. While she is laying down and spread, Victoria starts pussy pissing and we capture this stream in closeup. She toys herself with a silver vibrator and pauses to hold her ass apart and squats to piss in a giant glass goblet. This naughty babe pours her pee in mouth and spits it back out again before finishing herself off with her sex toy, gushing one last time into her goblet!
Stacy's Streams
Girl: Stacy S.
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Gorgeous blonde Stacy Saint makes her first appearance here on Wet and Pissy and is on the bed in a sheer pink gown that barely covers her perfect body. She opens it slightly and teases her tits, cupping them and turning herself on then slides her hands down into her panties to touch her puffy pussy. Stacy bends over on the bed and with her ass in the air, a wet patch appears on her panties as she starts peeing her pants and letting her golden juices flow down onto the bed. She touches her wet crotch and licks her fingers before she plays about in her pee puddle and sucks the bedsheets. Laying back on the bed, this horny blonde teases her pussy with her fingers and then gets hold of a metal speculum which she uses to gape her pussy apart as she sits on the headboard. With her pussy stretched apart, she pisses again this time down over her pillows with her powerful pee stream. Next this stunning blonde babe uses a glass vase which she rubs against her shaved pussy and slides inside herself as a sex toy. She holds her pussy with her fingers and catches another piss stream in the vase. Feeling kinky, Stacy pours it over her face and down her hot body. She takes off her robe and lays down to continue her pussy play and then reverts to her fingers which she uses to pleasure herself with. Finally she places a bigger vase on the floor and continues to masturbate while sitting on the edge of the bed. Eager to orgasm, this hot babe fingers herself frantically and pees into the vase. Giving herself a taste of piss drinking, Stacy pours her juices into her mouth and swallows some of them, spitting the rest back out playfully before giving herself a final golden shower!
Delphines Vibrator Piss
Girl: Delphine
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Gorgeous blonde Delphine last made her appearance on Wet and Pissy in 2013 so we thought it was about time we got her back! She looks even sexier than last time and poses in tiny grey hotpants that barely cover her ass and a grey tee. Sitting on the leather sofa, Delphine pees herself through the crotch of her shorts and places her hands down to wet her fingers before tasting her golden juices. After taking off her hotpants, Delphine sucks the juices out of her crotch before getting hold of a large glass vase which she places underneath her and proceeds to spray her golden piss towards the vase! She pours the contents in her mouth and tips the rest over her grey tee, massaging the warm piss into her tits! Horny Delphine really wants to get herself off so she stretches her pussy with a red speculum, and once her pussy is gaped apart, she sprays another stream of piss over the leather sofa, looking very satisfied indeed! She decides to use a purple vibrator on herself so slides it inside her pussy and pisses everywhere while it is deep inside her juicy hole! This sexy babe continues to toy her vibrator and uses an Hitachi magic wand vibrator to massage her nipples and her clit. After one final release of golden piss, Delphine finished her scene in style!
Playful Pisser
Girl: Kristina G.
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Playful brunette Kristina Grace is in the kitchen in our newest WetandPissy scene and this gorgeous girl sits up on the kitchen counter in lilac stretch jeans when she realises she needs to relieve her piss desperation. There's no way she is going to make it to the bathroom so this naughty girl lifts one leg up and starts peeing her pants, letting her crotch get drenched with her golden juices. Kristina strips out of her wet pants and tastes her pee as she sucks on the fabric. She sits down and starts to masturbate, then catches her next pee stream in a glass while we zoom in closeup. Kristina tries piss drinking as she sucks her golden nectar up a straw and spits some of her warm juices down over her bare pussy. Getting hold of a pink dildo, Kristina pleasures her pussy and pauses to piss again, this time all over the floor. She lays down and brings herself to orgasm with her sex toy to finish her pissing porn scene!
Take Your Punishment
Girl: Lucia D.
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Time for some discipline today on Wet and Pissy with seriously hot raven haired babe Lucia Denvile. Dressed in a camouflage army outfit, complete with boots. She stands holding a black baton and looks rather dominating as she sits down and rubs it against her crotch as she pisses through her shorts! She places her hands down to her crotch and rubs them into her juices before tasting herself then Lucia pulls down her shorts and sucks even more of her piss out of her crotch. Bending over on the lounger chair, Lucia releases another stream of piss and soaks the fabric beneath her while aiming for the baton. She lifts up the baton and licks it before stripping completely naked and naughty Lucia decides to rub it against her clit. She slides it into her piss soaked pussy and fucks herself hard with the baton before she pulls it out and spreads her legs, peeing some more! She stands up to continue her pussy play and after deciding to sit on the sideboard, it doesn't take long for this gorgeous dark haired beauty to orgasm! She fires a final stream of golden piss into a glass vase on the floor and then pours it over herself and into her mouth, eagerly lapping up her juices and celebrating a horny scene for Wet and Pissy!
Trickling Streams
Girl: Teana
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Cute Teana features on Wet and Pissy today and this raven haired beauty looks divine in a hot pink silk dress. She walks towards the camera and turns around, lifting up her dress to show off her ass then sits on the arm of the couch. Slipping her hand down into her pink lace panties, Teana masturbates and sucks her fingers. She stands up and pulls her panties down slightly before she starts pussy pissing right into them! Once she strips naked, Teana rubs her wet panties over herself and squeezes her juices down her perfect body. Using a purple speculum, this horny girl slips it into her pussy and teases herself before gaping her pussy apart. She pees all over the couch while she is spread and we zoom in to catch the start of her stream! Now Teana wants more pussy pleasure so she uses a blue rabbit vibrator on herself. Pausing to let her juices flow again, she orgasms and catches one final stream in a giant goblet to finish this pissing scene, pouring her golden nectar all over herself! Wet porn at its best!
Katy Sky
Girl: Katy S.
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Blonde is on the menu tonight and Katy Sky serves up a fiery display of piss proficiency. Before slipping down her faded denim shorts, Katy's ass is already revealing itself as she preps to piss through them. As she finishes up, she takes a real interest in licking and sucking on the shorts and then begins rubbing them back and forth against her crotch. She's satisfied herself enough to move on to a red pussy gaping toy, plunging it into herself. It succumbs to her tight body, bending to the will of it's superior force. She's ready to pee again, and the toy is pulled out for maximum effectiveness. Impressive is the word that comes to mind here as Katy pushes at a lengthy and solid stream, launching it into the air. It's start off gently but soon she is pushing it higher and past the surface of the bed. After she spends some time with a striped rubber dildo, she sets up for her next piss. Bent over forward with one hand on her ass, Katy provides us with another visual stunner as the action takes place. After one more encounter with the striped toy Katy simulates a squirting scenario before she finishes off filling up a goblet. She dips her tongue and hand into the glass and dumps it over her body in the end.
Seductive Soaking
Girl: Linda
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Colombian hottie Linda returns to WetandPissy for another wet porn scene with us and strips slowly out of her dressing gown to reveal some cute pink and white lingerie. After she rubs her hands up and down her stocking clad legs, Linda holds onto her crotch, clearly desperate to pee. She stands next to her coffee table and starts pussy pissing into a giant glass goblet. She makes quite a mess as she tries to catch her stream and then this naughty babe lifts up the glass and pours her golden pee over her lingerie, turning it see through! Linda seductively lets her piss drip down herself while we zoom in close, then gives herself a taste of piss drinking as she takes mouthfuls of golden nectar, spitting it back out again! Linda masturbates and fingers her wet hole, pissing again, before she pleasures herself with a jelly dildo!
Wet and Horny
Girl: Claudia M.
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Claudia Macc returns to Wet and Pissy and walks seductively into the lounge in fishnet ripped denims, cropped top and heels. She shakes her ass towards the camera and rubs her crotch then pulls down her cropped top to tease her nipples with her fingers. Sitting down on the sideboard, Claudia slides her hand into her denims and feels piss desperation setting in. She turns around and starts peeing her pants with a soaking wet patch appearing on her crotch and down the legs of her jeans. This horny blonde continues to rub her wet pussy and licks her fingers before embarking on some piss licking from the wooden floor! Claudia pulls down her denims and pisses again, catching her streams with her hands. Her XXL pussy lips hang down and this slim babe splashes her piss all over herself. Taking off her high heels, Claudia realises some of her golden pee has streamed down into her shoes and empties them out over herself. Now she is out of her jeans, she points her perfect ass towards the camera and stretches her wet pussy lips apart with her fingers. Claudia uses a red speculum to gape her pussy wide apart and catches another stream of piss in a glass vase. She fills it right to the top and pours it in her mouth, spitting her juices back down over her tits. Now she feels seriously horny so gets hold of a flesh like dildo which she rides while masturbating. She gets down onto the floor and finishes herself off with her hands before peeing one final time in this pissing porno down onto the floor, splashing her pee stream with her fingers.
Splash Those Feet
Girl: Irina C.
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Sexy blonde Irina Cage is a new face here on Wet and Pissy and we just know you're going to love her! This cutie has woken up from a nap and is feeling really horny. After rubbing her hands over her sexy pink lingerie, Irina suddenly feels the urge to pee. She squats above a large pink bowl and pulls her panties to one side while pussy pissing right into it! Irina looks extremely satisifed and paddles her feet into the bowl. Her cute white socks get drenched in piss and after Irina takes them off, she dips them in her collected pee and rubs herself in her golden nectar. This naughty babe strips naked and masturbates on her piss-soaked bed then pees again, this time all over her fitted sheet. Irina bends over in the doggystyle position to pleasure herself with a popsicle shaped dildo and brings herself to orgasm while peeing over her bed and ends her pissing porn debut by going one final time in the bowl!
Antonia At Home
Girl: Antonia
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As part of our stay home, stay safe collection, today we join Antonia in her bathroom who is dressed in a tank top and sheer white panties and filming herself from her own home! Her pussy looks very inviting through the fabric and Antonia briefly touches herself before turning around and shaking her perfect ass for the camera. Sliding her hand into her panties, Antonia rubs her pussy and then sucks her fingers. She squats in the shower and suddenly starts wetting her panties with her pee stream trickling through the fabric. This naughty babe takes off her panties and licks them before she rubs them over her big tits. Using a pink dildo while stood in the shower, Antonia rubs it against her pussy lips and starts pussy pissing again over her toy. She masturbates and fucks herself with her toy, sticking it onto the shower tray to ride while squatting in her own piss puddle! Pausing to lift herself off the shaft and pee again all over her toy, horny Antonia rides it some more before sticking it to her bathroom wall to suck. She fucks it soon after while stood up and bent over, then takes off her tank top to piss all over it while it's stuffed in a glass jug! What could be better than watching this sexy girl peeing at home?
Wet With Cynthia
Girl: Cynthia V.
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Hot MILF Cynthia Vellons returns to Wet and Pissy this week and this hottie is in the kitchen in some seriously sexy sheer lingerie and a white robe. This lingerie leaves little to the imagination as Cynthia's big boobs can be seen right through it. She slowly strips out of her panties and gets hold of a glass vase, filled with lots of straws. This playful babe starts pussy pissing right into the vase and sucks up her golden juices through the straws, enjoying some piss drinking and spitting! Cynthia soaks herself in her warm pee and then lubes up some pink tongs which she slides into her pussy while leaning back on the dining table. While holding her pussy lips apart, Cynthia sprays another stream of piss all over herself and the tabletop too! She rides a rainbow dildo while stuck on the kitchen floor and makes her way back onto the dining table to make herself more comfortable. Her pussy play continues and this naughty MILF gets off before making a cup of herbal pissy tea!
Sensational Squirting Orgasm
Girl: Jennifer M.
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Busty brunette Jennifer Mendes is dressed in a tiny miniskirt and cropped top, properly showing off her curves in our latest Wet and Pissy scene! This curvy cutie pulls down her top and shakes her big tits before she slips her hand down into her panties to touch herself. Jennifer starts wetting her panties while we zoom in close and capture the golden droplets flow down over her ass cheeks. She takes off her panties and sucks the damp fabric, then continues to pleasure her pussy with her fingers. This cheeky babe lays upside down and fires another stream of golden piss all over her own face, giving herself some piss in mouth action and gets absolutely drenched in her juices! She sits up with a metal speculum, slipping it into her wet hole and gapes her hole wide apart. Jennifer fires her pee into a big glass vase and pours the contents into her mouth, spitting it back out again over her tits. She finishes off with a blue dildo before masturbating to a forceful squirting orgasm!
On The Clock
Girl: Ali B.
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Slim brunette Ali Bordeaux returns to Wet and Pissy and is in the office writing when she starts to feel piss desperation set in so sits there rubbing her crotch through her trousers. She feels more turned on as her desperation sets in and Ali stands up before she starts peeing her pants. A damp patch of piss appears streaming down her leg and once finished, this horny babe strips from her pants and sucks the wet fabric. She absolutely loves the taste of her own juices! We zoom in close on her wet pussy as this tattooed hottie gapes her pussy wide apart. She catches another stream in a glass bowl and pours her juices in her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking. Some of her warm pee also gets poured down her tank top, turning it see-through! Once Ali is completely naked, she bends over the desk and fucks her pussy with a glass dildo. There's plenty of time for more pissing action too. Ali finishes herself off and masturbates while pissing all over the floor!