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Piss Play Teen
Girl: Emma E.
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Cute brunette teen Emma Evans makes her debut on Wet and Pissy in our latest scene and lays on the bed in a miniskirt and cropped top. Naughty Emma isn't wearing any panties and starts to rub her pussy while pussy pissing all over her bedsheets! She soaks them through with gushes of golden juices and we zoom in close on her XXL pussy lips as they glisten with moisture! Emma kneels up and bends over to finger her pussy, then laps up her pee from the bedsheets with her tongue! This confident hottie lays on her soaked sheets and continues to finger herself before she gets hold of a glass bowl. She kneels above it and starts to pee again, catching her latest stream, then tries piss in mouth action before pouring the rest of her warm piss down her slim body! Once she is completely naked, Emma toys her pussy with a dildo and enjoys an orgasm on camera!
Jessica Lincoln
Girl: Jessica L.
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This week we have the pleasure of presenting Jessica Lincoln, a toned vixen with a very healthy pair of legs. She looks great in her jeans, with her aforementioned legs plumping them up. They don't really do justice for her ass though, but as she drops them down to her knees, we see that the goods are definitely there too. Of course it would be careless to forget to mention her captivating eyes and smile. Jessica starts of with some jean wetting to licking before she begins to really open up to pissing. Laying back on an ottoman, Jessica spreads her legs in the always arousing "v" shaped position. She lets out a couple of great spurts into the air with the camera zooming in as she puts in some extra effort to squeeze out as much as she can. After some action with a purple toy, Jessica takes a piss into a massive goblet. She has some great sustained streams here and she pours the contents into her mouth and lets it run off of her body. After some more action with her toy, Jessica is back on the ottoman pissing, this time with her face plunged into it and her ass appropriately up in the air. Again she manages some strong bursts, sometimes pissing onto the seat and then past it straight to the floor. Jessica wraps up with a winning finish, now standing with one leg tip-toed on the ottoman and the other on the floor. With a camera angle from below, Jessica lets another fine piss fly. The view is great as is the sound when her stream gets thicker and more powerful.
Great British Piss Play
Girl: Honour M.
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Honour May is a beautiful chatty girl. She introduces herself right away and declares her love of pee play, narrating much of her Wet and Pissy experience. She lets us know just how badly she needs to pee for us. Honour May is not just feeding us some empty talk because when she gets down to the business of peeing, she is very impressive. Her peeing keeps flowing out of her shorts for a good amount of time and she fills much of the giant bowl below her. She strips down completely and soaks and rinses her clothing in her pee. She places her flushed clothing in the bowl and has a shorter but sexy standing pee into the bowl holding her clothing. A shining moment is this sexy girl peeing down on all fours with the bowl placed appropriately below her. Honour May graces us with another lengthy pee and gets herself soaking wet, dumping her pee over her head. After some dildo action, Honour May goes full doggie style making her aim into the bowl one more time. We hope you enjoy Honour May's hd pissing video as much as we enjoyed filming it with her.
Perfect Curves
Girl: Jennifer M.
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Raven haired hottie Jeniffer Mendes has curves in all the right places so she seemed like the obvious choice for our latest Wet and Pissy Scene! Dressed in tight hotpants and a tank top, Jeniffer's body is encased and her booty looks extremely inviting as she bends over and slaps it! This naughty Czech may be a newcomer to our site, but she oozes sex appeal! While teasing she suddenly feels the urge to pee and holds onto her crotch as pee desperation really sets in. This doesn't phase her and she sits down before peeing her pants, letting her wet hotpants form a cameltoe while she rubs her damp crotch with her hands! Jeniffer takes off her tank top and uses it to mop up her puddle of pee she has created on the floor then squeezes her juices over her big boobs. She stays on the floor and rubs her pussy through her wet panties before taking them off and masturbating. This piss play loving babe decides to pee again and this time she pees while standing and aims her stream over a glass chair. Jeniffer laps up her golden piss and spits if back down over her nipples then tips the remaining pee all over her naked body! Feeling really horny now, Jeniffer toys a golden vibrator then pees again over her clothes, putting her tank top back on before enjoying one final piss stream which she catches in a watering can, pouring the contents all over her head and wet tank top!
Claudia In Nature Part 2
Girl: Claudia M.
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It's the second part of Claudia's fun in nature and this naughty builder opens up her reflective jacket and shows off her tits! Imagine finding her on your building site!? Pulling down her denims, this sexy blonde starts pussy pissing down into her jeans and soaks them completely on the crotch and down her legs. Claudia loves peeing her pants and sits down on a rock and starts fingering her wet pussy as the camera zooms in close on her pussy play then she pees towards the camera, soaking the lense! Using a purple dildo, Claudia bends over with her ass in the air and fucks herself before she holds her toy beneath her and pees all over it. This naughty blonde clearly needs to empty her bladder and after some more pussy play, she leans over to one side and pisses again on the ground to finish off her latest pissing porno!
Pee Tasting Temptress
Girl: Talia M.
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Brunette babe Talia Mint features in our latest WetandPissy movie and teases in a skintight minidress in the dining room. Talia squats on the dining table, revealing she isn't wearing any panties and starts pussy pissing over the glass surface. This naughty hottie dives into her pee puddle, soaking her dress in golden juices before stripping off to continue her fun. Talia rubs and fingers her pussy while completely naked and then kneels over a glass bowl which she uses to release her next stream of piss into. We zoom in closeup to capture her pee drizzling into the bowl, then Talia gives herself a taste of piss drinking as she laps up some of her pee and spits it back out again. This pissing porno features plenty of vibrator play and Talia fucks herself in multiple positions while pausing occasionally to piss some more!
Soaking The Sponge
Girl: Eva B.
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Sexy Eva Brown returns to Wet and Pissy and dazzles in a sheer sparkly bodysuit and tight denim hotpants. She teases on the couch and strips out of her shorts before giving her ass a cheeky slap. Eva squats on the floor and pulls her bodysuit to one side while she rubs her puddy and starts pussy pissing right into a glass bowl which contains a sponge. She squeezes up her golden juices and rubs them on herself turning her outfit even more see through and shiny! This naughty babe even enjoys some piss drinking as she pours her piss into her mouth and swallows! As Eva strips she shows off all her curves and masturbates frantically on the couch. She fingers her juicy pussy and pauses to catch another stream of piss, this time while we are zoomed in close on her powerful pee. Eva soaks herself some more and then bends over in the doggystyle position to fuck herself with a dildo. She holds onto the sponge and pees right onto it before giving herself an intense squirting orgasm!
Drenching Her Clothes
Girl: Vinna R.
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Member favourite Vinna Reed is back on Wet and Pissy and lays on the floor outside the sauna in a leopard print bodysuit and heels. This brunette eludes sexiness and knows how hot she is! She kneels up and shows off her perfect ass before crawling over to a chair and shakes her ass towards the camera. Vinna stands up and spanks her ass, showing how her pussy is barely covered by her bodysuit. She rubs her hands over her body and pulls her bodysuit down to show off her tits before pulling her bodysuit up between her pussy lips. She slides it to one side and touches her pussy then unclips her bodysuit and bends over to continue her pussy play and fingering action! Gorgeous Vinna suddenly need to pee so she gets a glass vase and holds it underneath her while she starts pussy pissing into it. She pours it all down over herself and strips naked, mopping up her juices and squeezing them all over herself. Laying upside down in the chair, horny Vinna teases her pussy with a black dildo and masturbates at the same time stopping to piss all over herself! She sits up and orgasms with her sex toy then pees all over the floor. Vinna takes out some clean clothes from the drawer and places it on the floor before she enjoys a standing pee, drenching them with her golden nectar. She gets dressed in the damp clothes and finishes her latest wet porn scene with us!
Piss Drinking Debut
Girl: Linda
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Colombian cutie Linda makes her Wet and Pissy debut and shows off her hot body in a tiny red minidress. She leaves little to the imagination and quickly starts to strip, pulling down the top of her dress and reveals her tits. She bends over and shows off her ass before pulling her panties down to her thighs. This naughty babe starts pussy pissing down through the fabric of her panties and all over the tiled floor. Linda pulls off her panties and dips them into her pee puddle before sucking the wet fabric. Once fully naked, this insatiable hottie fingers her wet pussy and lays on the couch on her back to piss all over her own face! She even gets some piss in mouth too as she sprays short bursts of golden pee over herself! Linda grabs hold of a red dildo and toys herself during her solo piss play. She catches another stream in a glass goblet and tries piss drinking. Linda brings herself to orgasm using her dildo to finish off her perfect first scene with us!
Emylia Argan Is Back
Girl: Nicoleta
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Emylia Argan (previously known as Nicoleta) is back on Wet and Pissy today and wow does she look different! A few years older, Emylia gives off a much more seductive look and in this scene wears a sexy top and tiny denim hotpants! She starts off by bending over on a glass table, showing off her slender figure. This gorgeous brunette then sits on the edge of the table, with her legs spread apart and a wet patch appears in her denim hotpants. She touches her damp patch and then licks her fingers, enjoying the taste of her juices again then pulls off her hotpants and sucks even more of her golden pee from them. Once she takes off her shorts completely, Emylia teases her pussy with her fingers and dives into her wet puddle on the glass table. Her top gets equally soaked and she slips out of it before getting hold of a giant cocktail glass. Placing the glass on the floor, Emylia stands and attempts to fire a stream of piss into it, making a mess in the process. She gets droplets of her pee in her fingers, trickling them into her mouth and then pours the rest of the golden goodness down herself and into her mouth! Piss play is certainly something that gets Emylia turned on and she climbs back onto the glass table to toy her pussy with a blue vibrator. She enjoys teasing her pussy in a few positions and once she is in doggystyle, she stops her sex toy play to piss once more down onto the glass table beneath her. We get some amazing closeups of this gorgeous babe licking up her pee off the table before she finishes her sex toy play and makes herself orgasm!
Soaked Satin
Girl: Ryana
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Long haired beauty Ryana features in our latest Wet and Pissy scene and this babe wows in a long red satin dress. She walks over to the dining table and sits on top of it, revealing her red lace panties when she playfully pulls them up and starts wetting her panties! We zoom in as the tabletop gets completely drenched in her golden juices and Ryana strips off to mop them up. She bends over the table and touches her pussy before releasing another piss stream, this time all over the floor. This piss loving hottie breaks out a glass dildo and toys herself, slipping it into her juicy hole, pausing only to fire another pee stream across the wooden table! Ryana laps up her golden juices to take some piss in mouth action and finishes herself off with her exquisite sex toy!
Bedroom Fun
Girl: Alia S.
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Tattooed brunette Alia Star is a brand new face to WetandPissy and this Czech hottie climbs onto the bed to tease in a bright green cropped top and panties. She rubs her pussy while bent over in the doggystyle position and then gives her tits some attention. Alia stands up on her bed and starts wetting her panties right over her bedsheets! She lets her golden juices flow through the crotch of her panties and we zoom in close to capture the action. Alia takes off her panties and licks them, tasting her own nectar. She lays down on her wet sheets and fingers her pussy, then gets hold of a shallow glass bowl which she places underneath herself as she squats and starts pussy pissing right into it! This kinky babe pours the contents down over her body and then uses a glass dildo to pleasure her wet pussy. Alia lays down and masturbates at the same time before enjoying one final long piss all over her drenched bed to finish off her debut pissing porno!
Sandra Bell
Girl: Sandra B.
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Sandra Bell makes a big splash on Wet and Pissy with her gushing pissing pussy. Lasting only a few seconds on the purple couch, Sandra drops her pants and loses her shoes almost instantaneously. Free to pee anywhere, she chooses to climb on the table and squat over her jeans and pushes out a hefty piss stream right on them. She sucks on the jeans and licks the table briefly and then she's off to some more hd pissing. Back on the sofa with one knee on the cushions and one leg up in the air Sandra gives us another powerful piss stream. Almost like puncturing a vessel loaded with liquid, it almost seems to come out of her without any effort. A black dildo helps drive her to more pissing. Messier than her other pissing, Sandra's capacity continues to impress. A large bowl provides her with a chance to relieve herself on more time as she kneels above it.
Lara Needs To Pee
Girl: Lara F.
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Lara Fox joins us again for another Wet and Pissy scene and this dark haired hottie is seriously desperate to pee as she walks into her apartment. She squats down near her dresser and manages to grab hold of a glass bowl before teetering over towards her couch. Lara pulls her tiny pink miniskirt up and starts pussy pissing down into the bowl which she has now placed on the ground. This playful babe splashes her warm juices over her top and turns it see-through, squeezes her tits together while they are soaked in wet fabric. Lara strips naked and fingers her pussy , masturbating while leaning on the couch then pees again down in the bowl. She dips her long brown hair into the bowl and gets it wet with pee before pouring the rest of her piss over her head to give herself a golden shower! This naughty girl finds a dildo that she hid earlier and stand up while bending over to fuck her wet pussy. She pauses to spread her ass cheeks apart and enjoys another piss down onto the floor. Lara dives into her pee puddle then masturbates to orgasm, catching one final stream in her bowl to give herself some piss in mouth fun!
Tiny Tina in Pink
Girl: Tiny T.
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Raven haired babe Tiny Tina returns to WetandPissy for another pissing porn video and this hottie dazzles in a hot pink outfit! She leans over on a footstool and teases before kneeling up and holding onto the crotch of her silk bodysuit. Suddenly, this naughty girl starts peeing her pants, soaking the crotch of her bodysuit with her golden streams which flow down onto the footstool. Tiny Tina licks up her pee puddle and dives into her mess before she starts to strip and stands up to finger her wet pussy! Tiny Tina spreads her pussy lips apart, pausing to piss again over the footstool, then takes off her pink wrap to mop up her juices. She rubs the wet fabric up against her pussy and then moves onto a vibrator which she uses in the doggystyle position. This pee loving babe continues to piss and splash about in her piss puddle before she brings herself to a shuddering orgasm with her sex toy to finish her hd pissing scene!
Pissy Dildo Play
Girl: Naomi B.
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Today on Wet and Pissy, Naomi Bennet is in the bathroom feeling really horny. She pulls down her tank top and teases her nipples, pushing her boobs together while admiring her reflection in the mirror. She makes her way over to a glass chair and as she sits down, a soaking wet patch appears in her crotch, with her pee stream squirting through the damp fabric of her leggings. Naomi stands up and pulls down her wet leggings, revealing her curvy but firm ass at the same time. She uses her leggings to mop up her piss puddle left on the chair and sucks her golden juices out of the fabric, rubbing them all over her hot body. Next naughty Naomi uses a metal speculum on herself by teasing her lips before gaping her pussy wide apart. She masturbates with her fingers at the same time and fucks her pussy with her sex toy then starts pussy pissing down onto the floor. Naomi dives into her puddle of piss on the floor and this piss drenched hottie moves onto her next sex toy to pleasure herself with. Using a flesh like dildo, Naomi stands up and slides it into her pussy, then sticks it to the toilet seat while pissing all over it. She licks up her pee from the lid and then starts to suck her dildo, treating it like a huge cock. This horny babe rides her dildo hard before releasing one final pee stream over it to finish her debut pissing porn scene with us!
Fun In Nature
Girl: Claudia M.
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It's time for something a little different this week on Wet and Pissy as blonde bombshell Claudia Macc is outside on a hike! She pulls down her camoflage leggings and while standing, Claudia starts pussy pissing down onto some rocks beneath her. She catches her pee stream with her hands and playfully pours some of it into her mouth and over her white blouse. This hot blonde must have been pretty desperate as her stream just keeps on coming, and Claudia gets really turned on being outside with her pussy on full show! She unbuttons her blouse and then takes it off to reveal her hot body and it doesn't take long before Claudia is completely naked and fingering herself on the rocks! She pees while touching her pussy and really teases her XXL pussy lips. Placing her blouse underneath her, Claudia squats and holds onto her pussy as she soaks it with piss while we zoom in close to capture all the action. She sucks on the wet fabric and then gets a dildo out of her bag to pleasure herself with! Fucking herself and rubbing her clit, she pauses to piss over her toy and then pops her leggings back on, peeing her pants to give herself a lasting reminder of her outdoor fun!
Messy Melanie
Girl: Melanie D.
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Brunette hottie Melanie Dark leaves little to the imagination as she teases in a sheer cropped top and black miniskirt. This sensual babe rubs her hands all over herself and moves down to her crotch to rub her pussy through her panties! Melanie stands next to a footstool and suddenly starts wetting her panties while we film her pee stream flow down to the floor. We zoom in as Melanie pulls her wet panties up against herself before peeling them off. She uses them to mop up her golden juices then fingers her pussy. Getting hold of a glass, Melanie rubs the rim against her lips, then holds it underneath herself, pussy pissing right into it! She pours her warm nectar into her mouth, giving herself a taste of piss drinking, as it flows back down over her cropped top, then pours the rest over her hot body, getting pee drenched in the process! Melanie pleasures her pussy with a black dildo, firstly from behind, then changes positions. She masturbates frantically, ending in a squirting orgasm!
Extreme Pissing
Girl: Chrissy F.
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Chrissy Fox is one of those girls that seems to get hotter everytime she appears on Wet and Pissy! Today she is in the office dressed in ripped jeans and a slightly sheer blouse and she is in the mood for some naughty fun! She stands up and walks over to a sideboard, sits on it and then starts peeing her pants! The crotch of her denim jeans turns dark as her juices start to flow and Chrissy sits there while her pee drips down over the edge of the sideboard. She touches her wet crotch and as she stands up and turns around we can see that she has left quite an impressive damp patch! This gorgeous girl doesn't hold back as she pulls down her jeans to show off her ass and knowing full well that she has got your complete attention, Chrissy starts to undress. She licks her wet denims and tastes herself before laying down on a rug on the floor and starts tugging on her puffy pussy lips. She shoots another powerful piss stream up into the air and all over her blouse, while we zoom in close on all the wet action! It doesn't take long for Chrissy to get completely naked, squeezing her blouse into her mouth to give her a brief taste of piss drinking. She gapes her pussy with a speculum and taking some deep breaths, fires more of her golden nectar down onto a glass chair with some force! This kinky babe gets down on her knees, lapping up her juices and playfully splashes it all over herself before finding herself a glass dildo to play with! She bends over the sideboard and fucks her soaking wet pussy and pisses down into a glass bowl. This girl seems to have a constantly full bladder! She pours the juicy contents all over herself, showing how the wet look suits her then finishes herself off with her glass dildo as her whole body pulsates!
Amanda Twice
Girl: Amanda E.
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Gorgeous babe Amanda Estela is back on Wet and Pissy and today she is doing chores and cleaning mirrors. Suddenly she feels desperate to pee and grabs hold of her crotch but it's far too late to make it to the bathroom so this stunning girl ends up standing and peeing her pants. The crotch of her leggings gets drenched and Amanda places her hand down onto her wet patch before licking her fingers. She takes off her leggings before squeezing them over her white tank top, turning it see-through and wastes no time in taking her top off too! Amanda touches her drenched pussy and fingers herself then feels the urge to pee again. She gets some bowls and places them on the floor, aiming her pee streams right into them and having no difficulty in filling them up! She pours them, one by one all over her hair and into her mouth, giving herself a taste of piss drinking as she spits it down over her hot naked body and then this horny babe plays with a flesh like dildo. She sticks it on the mirror and fucks her pussy with it while we get to see her reflection at the same time. How horny is that! She gets down onto the floor and masturbates then pisses all over the tiles. Amanda dives into her puddle and laps it up, and gets even more soaked in pee then uses her dildo to orgasm with before pissing down over the mirror while we zoom in close! Looks like she might have to start cleaning again!
Guess Who Is Back
Girl: Nicol L.
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Nicol Love returns to Wet and Pissy for another scene and is looking sexier than ever! Dressed in a cropped top and pink denim hotpants, Nicol lays down on a chair and rubs her crotch through her denims. As she kneels up, you can see that she suddenly feels pee desperate set in and holds onto her crotch. She heads over to the sideboard and finds a glass bowl which she places on the chair before standing above it and starts peeing her pants! Her streams trickle down into the bowl, leaving a damp patch on her hotpants and Nicol dips her long dark hair into her collected pee. She sucks on her hair and tastes her golden piss then pours the rest down herself. Nicol lifts up her top and teases her nipples before taking it off completely and mops up her pee from the leather chair. She sits down and unbuttons her hotpants, squeezing her wet top down over her crotch as her XXL pussy lips wrap around her wet denim shorts, leaving little to the imagination! Once she is naked, we zoom in on her pussy as she twists and pulls at her lips. Horny Nicol fingers her pussy and sucks them clean before playfully gaping her mouth apart with some tongs, moving down to her pussy. She pulls at her pussy lips then gapes herself wide apart and suddenly starts gushing piss all over the floor and chair! Nicol licks the chair briefly then enjoys a jelly vibrator which she rubs against her nipples and labia. Pausing to piss in a glass vase, this raven haired beauty pours her pee into her mouth, spitting it down her hot naked body! She lays back down, relaxes and fingers her pussy while masturbating until she orgasms and shoots one final impressive stream of piss down onto the floor. One thing about Nicol is she has a powerful pissing pussy!
White And Wet
Girl: Jessica B.
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Hot brunette Jessica Bell returns to Wet and Pissy dressed in a white sheer robe. She teases and opens her legs to show off her white lace panties. Slipping her hand down inside them, Jessica touches herself and pulls her panties up between her pussy lips! she pulls them down and stands above some glass bowls before she starts pussy pissing right into them! Her piss streams spray all over the glass coffee table and Jessica sits down before she pours some of her piss in mouth, spitting it down over herself. She pours the rest down her gown and the wet fabric clings to her slim body. Jessica strips naked and uses a metal speculum first to tease her hard nipples, and secondly to gape apart her pussy. She pees again while spread apart and Jessica mops up her juices. This horny babe moves onto a rainbow dildo which she enjoys while standing up then rides it after sticking it to the coffee table! Jessica has an impressive squirting orgasm!
Double Orgasm
Girl: Julia P.
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Today we join brunette babe Julia Parker at home in our latest homemade video. Dressed in tiny denim hotpants and a strappy tank top, Julia sits down in her leather chair and feels super horny. She rubs her hands over her body and opens her legs which leaves little to the imagination in those tiny hotpants! Taking them off, Julia is left in white cotton panties and it isn't long before she starts wetting her panties, letting her golden juices flow through her crotch and drip down the edge of her chair. Once she strips out of them, she sucks them briefly then rubs her pussy with her fingers. She orgasms so quickly and starts pussy pissing, catching another piss stream in a glass vase which she places on the floor. Pouring her juices all over her naked body, Julia is soaked and after catching another stream, she pours it into her mouth and spits it all down herself. Ready for some more fun, this horny brunette fingers her soaking wet pussy. After masturbating she enjoys another orgasm to finish her latest pissing porn movie!
Sweet Soul Pisser
Girl: Paulina S.
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We can't seem to get enough of Paulina Soul at the moment so the next logical step was to film her for Wet and Pissy! Dressed in ripped denim jeans and a seriously short cropped top, Paulina clearly isn't wearing a bra as her perky nipples poke through the fabric. She has a body to die for and encased in tight denim, her ass looks so inviting! While teasing us she suddenly feels the urge to pee and bends over a little uncomfortable then climbs up onto the sofa with her legs spread wide. Suddenly Paulina starts peeing her pants and a big wet patch appears in the crotch of her jeans. We zoom in close and capture her pee dripping down onto the leather sofa and Paulina touches her crotch, licking her fingers clean. Clearly getting turned on, this hot babe peels herself out of her wet clothes and then holds a class vase underneath her pussy, pissing right into it. Her golden nectar fills the tube up to the top and Paulina pours it into her mouth enjoying piss drinking! She pours the rest over her top and then after taking off her pee soaked cropped top, she fills her pussy with a red dildo. While bent over in the doggystyle position she forcefully squeezes another pee stream all over the leather sofa and kneels in her puddle of piss. She dives right into it and leaves herself just enough time for one final piss which she partially catches in a cocktail glass. Drink anyone?