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Soaked In Her Streams
Girl: Kara R.
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Beautiful brunette Kara Rowe debuts on Wet and Pissy in our latest update and this busty babe starts off her scene looking desperate to pee! Pulling down her denim shorts quickly, Kara squats while holding onto the leather couch and starts pussy pissing right into her shorts before she sits on the floor and mops up her juices. Kara licks the wet denim fabric, then sits on the coffee table to masturbate and finger her pussy. While sitting on her plaid shirt, Kara pees again and completely drenches it with her streams. This big boobed beauty slips back into her shirt and pleasures her wet pussy with a pink vibrator! Kara pauses to piss again all over the coffee table then lays in her pissy puddle, continuing to pleasure herself to finish off her first pissing porno!
Self Soaking
Girl: Jessica B.
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Naughty brunette Jessica Bell makes her return to WetandPissy and in this update, she is trying to relax on the couch. The tv isn't working and this stocking clad hottie tries to think of a way to pass the time. She decides to make her own fun and uses the remote control to rub against her nipples and pussy. This playful babe lays upside down on the leather couch and with her legs wide apart, Jessica starts pussy pissing over her own face, aiming for her mouth! Her sheer red dress gets drenched in the process, so Jessica starts to strip, continuing to pleasure her XXL pussy lips. She frantically fingers herself and while rubbing herself, sprays more golden piss everywhere! Jessica manages to catch some in a glass bowl, then laps up her piss in mouth to taste her golden nectar. She pours the rest of the contents over her head, treating herself to a golden shower, then horny Jessica rides a flesh like dildo. She moves between pissing and dildo play before orgasming to finish off this pissing porn scene!
Gushing Debut
Girl: Sasha S.
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Dark haired Sasha Sparrow makes her debut on Wet and Pissy today and is dressed in a sexy bodysuit that clings to her slim figure. She is leaning against a wall and enjoys rubbing her hands all over her body when she turns around and pulls her bodysuit up into her ass. She spanks herself and stretches her legs before she sits on the floor of the shower room and rubs her pussy through her bodysuit. Soon, Sasha looks very relieved as she lets her golden piss flow, wetting her panties. She rubs her hands in her pee puddle and strips out of her body, sucking her juices from it then mops the floor. Sasha stands above the toilet and touches her trimmed pussy while we zoom in close. She sprays another stream of piss down onto the lid, letting it splash everywhere and licks it up like a naughty girl! Using an egg toy, Sasha sits back on the toilet and rubs her pussy before inserting it into her wet hole. She stands up and bends over, enjoying the sensation as she pees again, letting her warm nectar flow over her hands. This babe surprises us with her love of piss play and moves over to the bathroom floor. She fingers her pussy and masturbates and finally she starts pissing while standing with one leg lifted up onto the sink, overflowing a glass to catch her golden streams. Sasha plays about with her pee then pours it over her face and into her mouth, spitting it down onto her small tits to finish this hd pissing scene!
Wanting More
Girl: Victoria P.
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Cute blonde Victoria Pure is back on Wet and Pissy just over a year since her original debut and looks even more stunning than before if that is even physically possible! She poses for her follow up scene in white hotpants and a pink tank top and is eager to get even more piss soaked today! As she sits on a clear chair, Victoria lets some of her golden piss soak through the crotch of her hotpants, they start to turn transparent and she places her hand over her damp patch and licks her fingers. After bending over, this gorgeous blonde takes off her hotpants and uses them to mop up her puddle of piss from the floor. She licks and sucks her hotpants to get a taste of her own juices before laying on the sofa and firing another stream of her piss over the fabric, along with herself! Now Victoria gets completely naked and as she balances on one knee, she cocks her legs up and pisses all over the seat of her chair and the floor like a puppy! She is the perfect babe if you want to watch a sexy girl peeing! Victoria plays with her wet mess and laps up her golden nectar before splashing it all over her tits, soaking herself playfully. She really wants to orgasm and does so with the help of a purple sex toy she slides it into her pussy to help her cum. To finish off the perfect hd pissing scene, she stands up and bends over slightly, with her ass towards the camera before spraying a final stream of piss over the floor ready to dive into!
Goblet Goddess
Girl: Anita B.
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Blonde babe Anita Blanche is dressed in whie lingerie and a sheer robe as she walks into the lounge ready for some solo fun. She feels super sexy in her outfit and rubs her hands all over herself before deciding she needs to pee. She gets hold of a giant glass goblet and squats to piss right into it while holding onto the dining table. Anita picks it up and swirls around her golden juices with her fingers, trickling them over herself, and getting pee on tits before pouring the rest over her tongue and cleavage. This naughty minx starts to strip and uses the pearls from her crotchless panties to rub against her XXL pussy lips. She moves onto pink love eggs and pops them into her pussy. Anita starts pussy pissing all over the glass dining table and splashes about in her stream. She stands up to finger her pissy pussy and gets more comfortable to get herself off, frantically fingering herself to orgasm! One final piss stream gushes out of her and this naughty babe catches it again in the goblet while we zoom in close on the action in this wet and pissy scene.
Pee Tasting Temptress
Girl: Talia M.
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Brunette babe Talia Mint features in our latest WetandPissy movie and teases in a skintight minidress in the dining room. Talia squats on the dining table, revealing she isn't wearing any panties and starts pussy pissing over the glass surface. This naughty hottie dives into her pee puddle, soaking her dress in golden juices before stripping off to continue her fun. Talia rubs and fingers her pussy while completely naked and then kneels over a glass bowl which she uses to release her next stream of piss into. We zoom in closeup to capture her pee drizzling into the bowl, then Talia gives herself a taste of piss drinking as she laps up some of her pee and spits it back out again. This pissing porno features plenty of vibrator play and Talia fucks herself in multiple positions while pausing occasionally to piss some more!
Ready, Aim, Fire
Girl: Samantha C.
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Colombian hottie Samantha Cruz returns to Wet and Pissy for another solo pissing scene and this gorgeous exotic babe shows off her figure in tiny pink shorts and a camo cropped top! Samantha squeezes her tits together and slips her hand down into her shorts to touch herself before she kneels down and starts peeing her pants! We zoom in close as her golden streams flow down her leg and the crotch of her shorts gets extremely drenched! Samantha takes off her shorts and sucks them, before giving her pussy some attention. She masturbates and fingers her wet hole, then catches her next stream in a pink bowl. This piss loving babe pours her golden nectar into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking and the rest of her juices flow down over her tits. Samantha bends over into the doggystyle position and toys herself with a dildo, pausing to fire another long powerful stream of pee into the bowl. She continues to get wet and pleasure her pussy to finish!
Perfect Piss
Girl: Lena L.
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Lena Love returns to Wet and Pissy in today's update and is in the bathroom dressed in satin lingerie and a matching robe. She loves the feel of the shiny fabric against her skin and this turns her on immensely. Lena pulls her slip down and teases her big hard nipples then takes off her robe. She stands up and bends over the stool revealing she has no panties on whatsoever! She touches her pussy lips and gets a bowl from the sink to place on the floor. Standing facing away from the camera, Lena starts pussy pissing down into the bowl with some force, and although her stream doesn't last very long, it is very powerful! We are sure she has more than that to come! This hot blonde kneels down on the floor and squeezes her golden piss into a sponge, playfully playing with her warm pee and squeezes it down all over her slip, turning it see-through. Lena gets naked and masturbates while sitting on the stool. She fingers her wet pussy and stops to piss some more down onto the floor! Using a glass dildo, this gorgeous babe toys herself while holding onto the sink and enjoys pissing some more. She dips her long blonde hair into the bowl of pee and finishes herself off with her glass dildo! Finally to end this perfect pissing porn movie, Lena gets down on the floor and slides around in her puddle of pee!
Redhead Relief
Girl: Lina
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Redhead babe Lina looks extremely desperate to pee as we start our newest WetandPissy scene. She isn't going to make it to the toilet so as she stands up and holds onto a dining chair, Lina pulls her panties down slightly. Lina starts pussy pissing right onto and through her panties with a look of relief across her face! Lina mops up her juices with her panties and squeezes them over herself. This naughty babe masturbates and fingers her pussy, then continues her wet porno by pissing all over the glass dining table! She makes quite a mess as she lets her juices flow and Lina dives into her puddle of pee! She licks up some of her golden nectar to give herself a taste of piss drinking, then she bends over and toys herself with a pink dildo while stood up. She pauses to piss again, this time all over the floor and lays down to fill her pussy some more!
Becky Berry
Girl: Becky B.
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Hot brunette Becky Berry joins us on Wet and Pissy today in the gym as she enjoys a good workout. She suddenly feels the need to piss and holds her crotch as she isn't going to make it to the bathroom in time. Sitting on the weights bench, we notice a wet patch in her hotpants as she pees herself, and looks instantly relieved. She uses her fingers to wipe against her hotpants and tastes her juices. This turns her on and as she continues to piss she catches it in her hands, lapping up as much as she can. Soon after, Becky takes off her shorts and sucks them, before laying down on a leather cushion and spraying even more of her piss over her tank top and towards her mouth. She stretches her pussy with her fingers and continues to piss, hitting her tongue and showing us an impressive stream indeed! Once she is completely naked, brunette Becky uses a glass vase to catch even more of her golden nectar in, filling it all the way to the top, and sips it before taking even bigger gulps and spitting some of it over her perfect figure. With her workout definitely over, Becky uses a purple vibrator on herself and changes positions a couple of times, enjoying a squirting orgasm as she lays back on the weights bench. This gorgeous brunette may be new here but she sure knows how to play with her golden piss!
Totally Drenched
Girl: Vanessa H.
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It's the return of Vanessa Hell this week on Wet and Pissy and this hot blonde teases in a cropped top and hotpants. Her puffy pussy looks very inviting as her cameltoe is visible through her shorts and this blonde wants have some fun. Vanessa moves over to the dining table and pulls her hotpants up between her pussy lips when suddenly a dark patch appears on her crotch and golden piss starts to flow down onto the table and over the edge too! This naughty girl rubs her crotch with her hands and licks her fingers then takes of her hotpants to squeeze them into her mouth. Vanessa climbs up onto the dining table and fingers her pussy. She catches another stream of her very yellow pee in a giant goblet and splashes her juices all over her tits. Pouring her piss into her mouth, this gives Vanessa a taste of piss drinking before she spits it back out over her hot body. She ends up soaked and decides to toy herself with a silver vibrator. Vanessa manages to pee while still toying herself and makes quite a mess with her streams shooting across the dining table! There's time to give herself a final golden shower in this pissing porn scene after enjoying an orgasm and this hottie ends up soaked from head to toe!
Crotchless Relief
Girl: Joana
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Brunette babe Joana sits seductively on the arm of the couch in a red fishnet, crotchless bodystocking. This Czech hottie is making her debut and after revealing her tits, she starts to rub her pussy. Joana looks like she might be about to burst and squats over a glass coffee table before she starts pussy pissing all over it. Once the tabletop is completely drenched, Joana licks up her juices, giving herself a taste of piss drinking. She leans over on the couch and fingers her soaking wet pussy, then decides to catch another stream of her golden juices in a vase. Joana pours the contents all over her tongue and down herself before breaking out a rubber dildo. While bent over in the doggystyle position, Joana fucks her pussy and pauses to catch yet another piss stream. She changes positions to continue her sex toy play and orgasms to finish this brand new pissing porno!
Army Piss Play
Girl: Leidy D.
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Kinky babe Leidy De Leon makes her return with a brand new look and this pink haired vixen is ready for action in a camo style outfit. She sucks on a trungeon and pulls down her cropped top to reveal her big tits then after stripping from her camo shorts, Leidy squats and starts pussy pissing all over a mirror placed on the floor! Her stream is very impressive and she soaks the reflective surface in her juices. Leidy dives down into her soaking wet puddle and laps up her juices, showing how filthy she really is! She gets her body wet too and then bends over the couch to finger herself. This hot babe rubs her pussy while peeing again and this time she bounces her ass in her golden pee! Leidy uses a glass bottle to fuck her pussy with and catches another stream of piss in it. She enjoys some piss drinking action to complete this pissing porno then drenches herself even more before fucking the trungeon to get off!
Everything Golden
Girl: Daruma
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Cute blonde Daruma features in our latest WetandPissy video and teases in tiny denim hotpants and a sheer fishnet cropped top! This absolute sex kitten rubs her hands over herself and then lifts up her top to give her nipples some attention. After her high heels come off, Daruma pulls down her shorts and spanks her ass. She squats on the floor with her legs wide apart and starts pussy pissing over the wood! Daruma sits in her juicy pee puddle and fingers herself before she sucks her fingers clean and follows up with another piss! She strips completely naked and gets hold of a purple dildo which she uses on herself while laying in a chair. Daruma pauses and squats back down with a giant glass goblet. She balances above it and aims another stream of golden nectar right into it, making quite a mess in the process! She pours the contents over herself and masturbates to orgasm to finish her latest hd pissing porn video!
Bedroom Fun
Girl: Alia S.
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Tattooed brunette Alia Star is a brand new face to WetandPissy and this Czech hottie climbs onto the bed to tease in a bright green cropped top and panties. She rubs her pussy while bent over in the doggystyle position and then gives her tits some attention. Alia stands up on her bed and starts wetting her panties right over her bedsheets! She lets her golden juices flow through the crotch of her panties and we zoom in close to capture the action. Alia takes off her panties and licks them, tasting her own nectar. She lays down on her wet sheets and fingers her pussy, then gets hold of a shallow glass bowl which she places underneath herself as she squats and starts pussy pissing right into it! This kinky babe pours the contents down over her body and then uses a glass dildo to pleasure her wet pussy. Alia lays down and masturbates at the same time before enjoying one final long piss all over her drenched bed to finish off her debut pissing porno!
Soaking The Tiles
Girl: Serenya G.
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Brunette beauty Serenya Gomez returns to Wet and Pissy for our latest update and this hottie kneels up on a velvet couch, rubbing her hands all over her body! She pulls open her top and teases her nipples, making them nice and hard before lifting up her miniskirt to reveal that she isn't wearing panties! Serenya squats against the edge of the couch and rubs her pussy before she starts pussy pissing all over the floor. She soaks the tiles beneath her with some impressive streams and takes off her shoes to paddle in her golden pee puddle! Serenya rubs her juices over her bare legs and sits back on the couch to finger her pussy. She squats over a red glass bowl to catch her next pee stream and makes a mess as it shoots over the edge! This piss loving babe pours the contents all down herself and toys a dildo. Serenya lays on her side to orgasm with her sex toy before spraying one final messy piss all over the floor to finish her newest pissing porn scene!
Impressive Streams
Girl: Amanda H.
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You can't go wrong with a new face and todays hd pissing update on Wet and Pissy features a sexy babe, Amanda Hill. This gorgeous girl has dark red hair and wears a slightly sheer slip, leaving little to the imagination. She flirtily rubs her tits and climbs onto the bed where she bends over to show us that she is wearing tanned pantyhose too. Amanda sits up on the bed frame and starts to piss down onto the sheets beneath her, through her pantyhose and she rubs herself while peeing, soaking her hands with her golden juices. Feeling rather frisky, Amanda rips open her pantyhose and licks her pee soaked fingers before she decides to pull those wet nylons off completely! She tastes more of her nectar by sucking her pillowcase, but she feels like she needs to pee some more so lays down on the bed with her legs high in the air while enjoying some self pissing! Amanda takes off her slip and now naked, gets some golden ben wa balls which she sucks and inserts into her pussy. She enjoys the taste of her pussy juice mixed with pee and continues to shove those balls into her tight little pussy! As Amanda stands up, the ben wa balls are still firmly in place but she strategically pisses down into a glass, filling it easily! She dips the balls into the glass and licks them before pouring the rest of the pee on tits and into her mouth, spitting it back out but still enjoying the taste! Next, Amanda decides she needs to fill her pussy with something a bit thicker so toys her pussy with a purple vibrator while standing up with one leg perched on the bed. She continues her sex toy play while laying on the bed and masturbates at the same time, resulting in a super explosive squirting orgasm! The juices just keep flowing, soaking her bed and creating little puddles of liquid where she lays in her own juices!
Christmas is Coming
Girl: Jenifer J.
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Merry Christmas from all of us here at Wet and Pissy! Gorgeous brunette Jenifer Jane is in her bedroom and so excited for Christmas day. Her presents are wrapped and she climbs onto the bed teasing as she rubs her hands over her sexy body. Turning around, Jenifer shows off her perfect ass and then kneels up before wetting her panties! Her piss streams soak through the fabric and down onto her bedsheets as she rubs her wet pussy with her hand. This stunning brunette takes off her panties and tastes her juices before laying back on the bed and enjoying some fingering fun. This is certainly going to be one merry Christmas for Jenifer! She climbs off the bed and naughtily opens some of her presents. Inside the first is a giant glass goblet and some tongs. She places the goblet on her bed and bending over, releases another stream of piss into it, making quite a mess in the process! She pours her collected pee down over her top and then takes it off ready for even more fun. Laying back down, Jenifer plays with the red tongs and pinches her labia before gaping herself apart. This sensation sets off another pee stream and she sprinkles all over the bedsheets, drenching them further! The next present that Jenifer opens happens to be a flesh dildo. She enjoys using this on her pussy and knows that she is a very naughty girl for opening her gifts early! As she frantically fucks herself with her sex toy, she feels the urge to pee again and sprays everywhere as she masturbates with her fingers. Finally, Jenifer finishes her festive fun by pissing into the goblet once more, and pouring it all over her face and into her mouth, giving her a taste of piss drinking as she swills it around her mouth and spits it back out again!
Catching Her Piss
Girl: Olivia M.
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Redhead hottie Olivia Miss teases in shorts and a camo cropped top. This babe really knows how to tease and seductively rubs her hands all over her clothed body. Olivia lifts up her top to reveal her big tits and sits back on a leather chair. With her legs held high, this naughty girl starts peeing her pants, letting her golden juices soak the crotch of her shorts and drizzle down onto the floor. Olivia turns around to spank her ass and grab the pee drenched fabric then sucks her fingers clean sensually! After taking off her shorts, Olivia fingers her pussy and then gets hold of a glass jug which she places on the floor. She starts pussy pissing right into it to catch another pee stream and then pours the contents over her big tits. Olivia bends over and pleasures her pussy with a jelly dildo to continue this wet porno and pauses to piss over the floor again. She lays in her pee puddle to orgasm with her sex toy and finally catches another stream of golden nectar in the jug!
Straight Streams
Girl: Maddi B.
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We are loving all the new faces here at Wet and Pissy and this week Maddi Black joins us for some wet fun! Maddi is on the couch writing in her diary when she starts to feel super horny. She rubs the pen over her cropped top and takes it off to reveal a sheer strappy bra. Maddi uses her hands to tease herself and soon is stripped down to her matching panties. While squatting on the floor, this naughty babe starts wetting her panties and playfully flicks her fingers through her stream. She uses her cropped top to mop up her juices, squeezing it all back out over her slim body then takes off her panties to give her pussy some attention! Maddi fingers herself and masturbates then gets hold of a glass bowl which she uses to catch another piss stream in. She dips a glass dildo in her pee and licks it off before she pours the rest all down herself. Horny Maddi toys her glass dildo and starts pussy pissing all over herself before enjoying an orgasm and one final pee in her debut!
What A Squirting Orgasm
Girl: Kate F.
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Kate Fresh makes her debut on Wet and Pissy today and starts her scene dressed in a satin nightgown and fishnet stockings. She leans on the end of the bed and touches her pussy through her panties before she climbs on. Taking off her lingerie, Kate leans back and continues to rub herself and starts wetting her panties right there and then! Her piss stream drips down onto the bedsheets and as Kate touches her damp crotch, she sucks her fingers to get a taste of her golden juices. Kate takes off her panties and sucks them before panty stuffing them into her shaved pussy! Using a pussy pump, Kate licks it before placing it on her pussy as she kneels up. She sucks her wet pussy into the tube and then fills it up with another stream of her golden piss! This kinky blonde pours the contents into her mouth, piss drinking some and spits the rest back out again then pours the remaining juices down over her tits. Kate has plenty of surprises hidden under her pillow and as she bends over into the doggystyle position she toys her pussy with a vibrator. She works between her pussy and mouth to taste her pussy juices and gushes down onto her bedsheets. They are completely soaked through, enough so that Kate can even splash herself with them. Finally this gorgeous babe lays back on the bed and touches her pussy, fingering herself and as frantically rubs her pussy she has one of the most explosive squirting orgasms we have ever seen!
Guess Who Is Back
Girl: Nicol L.
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Nicol Love returns to Wet and Pissy for another scene and is looking sexier than ever! Dressed in a cropped top and pink denim hotpants, Nicol lays down on a chair and rubs her crotch through her denims. As she kneels up, you can see that she suddenly feels pee desperate set in and holds onto her crotch. She heads over to the sideboard and finds a glass bowl which she places on the chair before standing above it and starts peeing her pants! Her streams trickle down into the bowl, leaving a damp patch on her hotpants and Nicol dips her long dark hair into her collected pee. She sucks on her hair and tastes her golden piss then pours the rest down herself. Nicol lifts up her top and teases her nipples before taking it off completely and mops up her pee from the leather chair. She sits down and unbuttons her hotpants, squeezing her wet top down over her crotch as her XXL pussy lips wrap around her wet denim shorts, leaving little to the imagination! Once she is naked, we zoom in on her pussy as she twists and pulls at her lips. Horny Nicol fingers her pussy and sucks them clean before playfully gaping her mouth apart with some tongs, moving down to her pussy. She pulls at her pussy lips then gapes herself wide apart and suddenly starts gushing piss all over the floor and chair! Nicol licks the chair briefly then enjoys a jelly vibrator which she rubs against her nipples and labia. Pausing to piss in a glass vase, this raven haired beauty pours her pee into her mouth, spitting it down her hot naked body! She lays back down, relaxes and fingers her pussy while masturbating until she orgasms and shoots one final impressive stream of piss down onto the floor. One thing about Nicol is she has a powerful pissing pussy!
Tiny Tina in Pink
Girl: Tiny T.
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Raven haired babe Tiny Tina returns to WetandPissy for another pissing porn video and this hottie dazzles in a hot pink outfit! She leans over on a footstool and teases before kneeling up and holding onto the crotch of her silk bodysuit. Suddenly, this naughty girl starts peeing her pants, soaking the crotch of her bodysuit with her golden streams which flow down onto the footstool. Tiny Tina licks up her pee puddle and dives into her mess before she starts to strip and stands up to finger her wet pussy! Tiny Tina spreads her pussy lips apart, pausing to piss again over the footstool, then takes off her pink wrap to mop up her juices. She rubs the wet fabric up against her pussy and then moves onto a vibrator which she uses in the doggystyle position. This pee loving babe continues to piss and splash about in her piss puddle before she brings herself to a shuddering orgasm with her sex toy to finish her hd pissing scene!
Spraying The Mist
Girl: Cynthia V.
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Brunette babe Cynthia Vellons features in our latest pissing porn scene here on Wet and Pissy and in this movie, Cynthia is sitting at her desk in a tight miniskirt and heels. She starts feeling horny and pulls down her dress to reveal and play with her big fake tits then rubs her pussy through her panties. She stands up and slides her hand into her panties to touch herself then suddenly needs to pee. Cynthia bends over her leather chair and starts peeing her pants, letting her juices flow down onto the chair. She takes off her wet panties and tastes her juices as she sucks the fabric then this brunette MILF sits in the chair and fingers herself. She holds a round bottle under her pussy and pees into it, turning it into a spray bottle. Cynthia sprays her pee over herself and pays particular attention to her big tits and pussy. She takes off the top and pours some into her mouth, spitting it back down over herself. Taking another gulp, naughty Cynthia tries piss drinking then continues to masturbate, piss and toy herself with a glass dildo!