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Piss Drenched Dildo Play
Girl: Vanessa D.
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Sensual brunette Vanessa Decker is back on Wet and Pissy with some stunning art on her arm! She sits on the leather sofa in denim hotpants and tank top and after teasing us for a bit she climbs up onto a glass table and slides her hand down into her tight hotpants. She starts peeing her pants and a huge pissy patch appears across her crotch. Vanessa looks very relieved as she empties her bladder and climbs down off the table before diving into her pee puddle, smearing her juices all over her tank top! She takes off her hotpants and sucks her golden pee right out of the denim then rubs them against her trimmed pussy. Using a pussy pump, Vanessa licks the tube before pumping her pussy. She then pisses down into the tube, filling it nearly right up to the top! She pulls down her tank top and pours her warm piss down over her head and into her mouth, giving herself a nice golden shower. Now Vanessa is completely naked and ready for more fun. She sucks on a black dildo and bends over the table, fucking her pussy in the doggystyle position. Vanessa fills a glass with her piss and sucks her juices out through straws before spitting them all down herself. She even pours her pee down over her pussy and finally fingers herself before orgasming with her black dildo, pussy pissing one final stream down over the edge of the table and onto the floor!
In The Mood
Girl: Victoria P.
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Blonde Victoria Pure is back on Wet and Pissy and dressed in a floral minidress, Victoria knows she looks hot. She teases in front of her dressing table and then bends over on a footstool to show off her pink panties and patent heels. Her ass looks perfect as we zoom in close and suddenly, Victoria starts wetting her panties, letting her juices flow through the crotch of her panties. She gets down onto the floor and licks up her wet patch from the footstool and starts to strip from her minidress, looking rather horny indeed. Once this blonde hottie takes off her panties, she licks and sucks the damp fabric then gets hold of a metal speculum which she uses to gape herself wide apart with. While she is laying down and spread, Victoria starts pussy pissing and we capture this stream in closeup. She toys herself with a silver vibrator and pauses to hold her ass apart and squats to piss in a giant glass goblet. This naughty babe pours her pee in mouth and spits it back out again before finishing herself off with her sex toy, gushing one last time into her goblet!
Golden Curves
Girl: Daisy L.
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Piss fans rejoice, for Daisy Lee is a world class pisser. Wetting her shorts is a sweet affair and Daisy is only just warming up... Once she exposes her lower half after pulling off her shorts, Daisy Lee demonstrates her incredible pissing capacity. Quite appropriately, she leans back on the sofa with her legs wide open ,prying herself open with a speculum. Once she gets her stream going she keeps it going for an impressive amount of time. There are some nice close ups with a clear view of her suberb tools. She takes to the floor afterwards, sweeping her hands over her freshly pissed floor. Now on the table, she gets on her knees and bends forward, drenching her white top with another lengthy pee. After some time with a blue toy, Daisy is ready to pee for us one more time. With one leg on the sofa and the other on the floor, she stands over a glass filling it and letting it overflow, focusing on getting rid of every last ounce of piss left in her body.
Rebeca Kubi
Girl: Rebeca K.
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For Rebeca Kubi, being a Wet and Pissy girl was a breeze. Working the camera with her smile, Rebeca opens up by wetting her jeans. Seeping through her pants, her pee runs down the front of the sofa. After pleasuring herself with her soaked jeans, they come off and she bares her bottom. Now laying on her back, she lets herself relax, tucking her legs towards her body and letting her body do what we love to see so effortlessly. Once fully undressed, Rebeca kneels over a vase between her legs as she leans forward to piss into it. Her actions demonstrate again just how at ease she is. After riding a dildo on the floor, dipping her ass into the puddle on the floor as she goes up and down on it, Rebeca is ready for her crowning moment. Taking a cue from Anita Berlusconi, Rebeca gets on all fours and lifts one leg up in the air spraying a hot stream on the floor.
Vivacious Victoria
Girl: Victoria P.
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Stunning blonde Victoria Pure joins us for another Wet and Pissy scene and this babe leans against the wall in tiny pink hotpants and a cropped top. She shows off her perfect body and walks over to the couch where she peels herself out of her denims and reveals some sexy crotchless panties! While we zoom in close, Victoria starts pussy pissing down onto the ground and catches some of her streams in her hands before splashing them into her mouth! Playful Victoria strips out of her wet panties and uses a speculum to tease her pussy with. She gapes herself wide apart with it and fires another stream of piss down onto the floor, soaking the sofa at the same time. Once this horny babe gets down on the floor she mops up her piss with her cropped top and sucks on a glass dildo. She really wants to orgasm so fucks her shaved pussy, pausing briefly to piss over her sex toy. Moving onto the couch, Victoria fucks herself in the doggystyle position and orgasms then enjoys one more piss down onto the ground with her ass cheeks spread wide apart to finish her latest pissing porn video!
Pissy Arousal
Girl: Africa D.
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Sexy babe Africa Danger is outside the sauna dressed in denim hotpants and a cropped top. She feels really horny and pulls down her top to tease her nipples before walking over to a wooden table where she slides her hand down into her shorts. This horny babe climbs on top of the table and suddenly starts wetting her panties. A dark patch appears on her grey cotton panties and Africa pulls them to one side and continues to piss on the table. Afterwards she strips naked and leans back to finger her pussy then kneels up to catch another pee stream in a glass bowl. This naughty hottie splashes around in her stream and pours some piss in mouth, letting it trickle down over her tits. Africa toys her pee soaked pussy with some pink love eggs and soaks herself some more before masturbating and pees all over the floor once more to finish her pissing porn debut!
Closeup Speculum Pee
Girl: Andis
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Dark haired babe Andis starts off her debut scene with Wet and Pissy suffering from pee desperation. She is wearing tight denim hotpants and needs to pee now so gets a small plastic bag from the sideboard and manages to take off her denims before she balances on the edge of the sofa and catches her golden piss as it gushes from her pissing pussy. She catches a nice amount of pee in her bag and then pierces it with her teeth, letting it drizzle all over her top, soaking her through. She lets her juices pour into her mouth and tastes herself and once the plastic bag is empty, this soaking wet babe takes off her top and squeezes even more of her piss over her naked body. Andis gets hold of a little pink vibrator and slides it into her tight ass while fingering her pussy. While enjoying her sex toy play she fires another stream of piss down onto the floor, this time aiming up high! Laying on her back, this sexy babe gapes her pussy wide apart using a metal speculum and as we zoom in close she fingers herself before another stream of piss leaves her uretha, up close and personal! All of this piss play has made Andis even more horny so she toys her pussy with a red dildo and stands up to bring herself to orgasm. While filling her pussy she sprays a messy and powerful stream of piss on the floor and catches it in a glass bowl which is already beneath her. Finally, Andis pours her golden pee into her mouth and gives herself a proper taste of piss drinking to finish her amazing scene!
Chrissy Fox
Girl: Chrissy F.
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Sexy babe Chrissy Fox makes her appearance on Wet and Pissy in tiny hotpants and a cropped top and bends over as she climbs on top of a glass table. Her hotpants barely cover her pussy and soon this naughty babe pisses straight through her shorts. She licks her fingers after touching her golden pee and pulls off her hotpants to reveal her gorgeous pussy. She lays back on the table and spreads her juicy twat wide apart then sprays another stream of piss over herself. This neat stream covers her stomach and then she switches directions with her pee stream and covers the table once more. Chrissy rolls around and dives in her juices before getting completely naked and peeing into a glass vase. She pours it over her body and in her eager mouth then gets hold of a glass dildo to fuck her piss soaked pussy. She gets herself off so hard as she bends over the glass table that she sprays again over the floor and gets herself off. To finish this horny piss play solo scene, Chrissy catches another neat stream in her vase and pours it over herself once more before diving all over the floor and getting completely soaked in her warm pee!
Pissing in the Kitchen
Girl: Isabella L.
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We have a new face today on Wet and Pissy with stunning redhead Isabella Lui. Dressed in a peach wrap over blouse and denim hotpants, Isabella is in the kitchen and shows off her gorgeous figure before sitting on a clear chair, pissing through her hotpants. Her wet panties become darker as her golden pee seeps through the crotch on her denims. Isabella feels very playful and as she takes off her hotpants she sucks the crotch to give herself a brief taste of her pee! Using a metal speculum, Isabella sits on top of the kitchen counter and stretches her pussy wide apart before firing her piss towards a glass bowl, situated on a table. Her aim is a little off, so she takes off her peach panties and uses them to wipe up her spillage. Soon Isabella is completely naked and does something we certainly weren't expecting! She climbs onto the glass table and starts to fuck her tight ass with a glass dildo while pissing some more all over the tabletop. Not wanting to leave her pussy left unfilled, she rides a big black dildo and once more pisses into her glass bowl before tipping the contents all over herself! Finally, this feisty redhead gets herself off with her monster black toy and proves herself to be a naughty little piss loving babe!
Squirting Debut
Girl: Lara F.
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Sexy brunette Lara Fox was such a hit on Wet and Puffy that we knew she would be perfect for our pissing videos! While standing up, Lara looks like she suffering with pee desperation so she pulls off her tank top and squats on the leather couch before peeing her pants! She aims her piss stream down over her tank top and rubs her crotch while it streams through her hotpants then this hottie mops up her mess. Squeezing the soaking wet fabric over her small tits, it drips down her stomach and Lara licks her fingers to taste her golden juices. Bending over on the couch, she pulls down her shorts and rubs her pussy. This hot babe takes off her hotpants completely and lays on her side to give her pussy some real attention. She fingers her juicy puffy pussy and then sucks them before she feels the urge to pee again. Getting hold of a glass vase, Lara stands and pisses right into it with the look of relief all over her face! She pours it down over the ends of her hair and then empties the rest on her face and in her mouth. Now seriously horny, Lara uses a pump on both her small tits and shaved pussy, sucking her cherry lips right into the dome. She takes it apart and pisses into the dome until it is overflowing all over the couch and pours her golden nectar into her mouth, trickling it back down on her naked body. Finally Lara toys herself with a big dildo, first in the doggystyle position then lays back down before masturbating and enjoying an explosive squirting orgasm! There's just enough time for her to mop up her juices once more from the soaking wet floor!
Wetting Her Panties
Girl: Isabel D.
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Seriously hot babe Isabel Dark makes her debut on Wet and Pissy today and teases in a tight top and boyshorts. She starts her scene like any naughty piss loving babe should and climbs on top of a glass table before wetting her panties! Her pee drips down onto the table and Isabel takes off her panties, squeezing more of her golden juices over herself while sitting in a puddle of her own pee! Using a purple plastic speculum, Isabel lays back on the table and gapes her pussy apart while firing another piss stream into the air. After diving and rolling around in her piss, her top is now soaked through so she takes it off and again squeezes it over her mouth! Isabel heads over to the sideboard and takes a large blue bowl from it before placing it on the floor. She takes aim and pisses into it through a funnel to make sure she doesn't waste any of her nectar. After placing the bowl back on the table, Isabel dips her sock covered feet into it and once they are soaked too, pours the rest of the contents all over her naked body! Horny Isabel is feeling the need to orgasm, so she toys her pee soaked pussy with a purple textured sex toy. She enjoys every single thrust into her pussy and once finished, licks her toy clean! Finally, this stunning babe catches one final stream of piss in a smaller vase and pours the contents into her mouth to give her a taste of piss drinking!
Wet Rosy Pussy
Girl: Ella R.
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Ella Rosa returns for a second go on Wet and Pissy. Short shorts are served up nicely here as Ella pees right away before taking them off. Her lips creeping out of her shorts make way for some piss to escape out to the side. She takes a few moments to savor them before moving on to phase two. Fish bowl meets Ella now as she gets up on the seat, kneeling on one leg and bending her other knee outward for an eye opening view of the action. She gets a great flow going and bathes herself with what she captures in it. Moving on to a green funnel in a slender vase, Ella looks more relieved here as she overflows it before taking a pause. After working the piss filled vase back inside her, Ella climbs back on the seat, raising on leg in the air now working with a white dildo. This another opportunity for her to pee again, feathering her fingers through her stream. After continuing with her toy, Ella gets down on the floor on her tip toes, rinsing her hands in her pee. Before things are over, we get a signature close up of her as she frolics in the wet floor.
Piss Soaked Toy Play
Girl: Rachel E.
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Wet and Pissy proudly presents another instance of top tier pissing from Rachel Evans. This little minx has been featured in many pissing videos, and her qualifications show in her latest episode. Rachel keeps it simple with a pink top and blue shorts with matching pink. She lays back on the couch, peeing while still wearing her shorts. After moving around in her wet shorts for a bit, Rachel slides out of them, ready for her second round of peeing. We've seen pissing porn stars squirt out some elegant streams and this isn't an example of that. Rachel's stream is erratic in form, and this is a great thing. Still, Rachel is able to stop and go as she pleases, filling her hand up and licking it up while still peeing. There's plenty of clothe soaking and hair drenching with Rachel on board. Rachel moves from playing with a large dildo to a personal favorite of hers. There's some piss squiring here and then Rachel pees one last time for us, spreading her legs open as she leans back on the sofa. Spreading her pussy with her hands makes her stream cleaner and more accurate as she aims for a large vase on the floor.
Soaking the Sofa
Girl: Natalie R.
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Natalie Ross, the sexy girl with hot bangs finds her way to a Wet and Pissy event. This hot blond loves spending time with herself and peeing her pants or her shorts. She spends a few minutes rubbing her wet ass and licking her shorts. She latches on to a pussy pump filling it with pee and dumping it over her thin pink top. Moving on, Natalie rests on the sofa in an inverted position prying her pussy open with some orange tongs. With her pussy in an elevated position, she tries her best for a piss facial as her own natural design hinders the effort. Now it is time for Natalie to meet the girl in the mirror. Her reflected image makes for an interesting view as she butt bumps herself on a horizontally mounted dildo. When she walks away from that, she pees one more time and takes a few licks of the wet floor.
Piss Play in Socks
Girl: Kate H.
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Sexy newcomer Kate Hill is in the lounge in a tight tank top, denim hotpants and white socks. She looks very pleased to be filming a scene for Wet and Pissy and immediately starts to pose for the camera like a professional! Sitting on the back of the leather sofa, this cute babe pisses through the crotch of her hotpants, and leaves a nice wet patch. She bends over and lets us see her crotch in close-up, and licks her moist fingers after touching her piss soaked shorts. After taking them off, Kate reveals she isn't wearing any panties and sucks even more of her juices from her hotpants before laying down on a wooden coffee table and firing more of her golden pee over herself. This time, her tank top is soaked in piss and Kate dives into her wet mess before taking off her tank top. Wringing this into her mouth, we get to see the droplets slip between her lips and Kate can't wait to continue her piss play exploration! Using a giant glass, she turns around and pees into it and then laps up her juices with her tongue. She pours even more of her piss into her mouth and spits it over her perfect tits too! Kate is now seriously turned on and wants to satisfy herself so she sucks on a dildo before sliding it into her eager pussy. She uses her fingers at the same time to rub against her clit and then grabs hold of an Hitachi magic wand vibrator which she rubs against her labia, letting it vibrate against her most sensitive parts. Kate definitely looks pleased with herself once she makes herself cum!
Experienced MILF
Girl: Emily B.
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We thought it was about time we brought a new face to Wet and Pissy so please welcome Emily Bright! A gorgeous blonde MILF with plenty of experience up her sleeve, Emily is in the office in a neon pink lace bodysuit and tiny denim hotpants. She is watering her plants and suddenly needs to pee! Holding onto her crotch, this glamour puss pulls down her denims and squats in front of a chair while pulling her bodysuit to one side. After some slight nervousness, Emily starts pussy pissing all over her hotpants and licks her juices from the wet fabric. She pulls down her bodysuit to release her huge fake tits and then climbs up on the leather chair to finger herself. This hot MILF pees again and then splashes her pee puddle up into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking then rubs her big tits into her puddle, lapping up even more of her juices! Once she is naked, Emily toys her wet pussy with a dildo and then pees in a glass vase. She dips her dildo into the vase and sucks up her juices before squirting them back out again in her mouth and over her bare pussy. Emily finishes herself off with her dildo and pees one more time to complete quite an impressive debut!
Homemade Pissing Porno
Girl: Chrissy F.
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The self filmed action continues here on Wet and Pissy as Chrissy Fox lets us join her at home and she is in the mood for some kinky fun with a whip! this tattooed redhead is dressed in denim hotpants and a sheer white bodysuit and uses her whip to tease in all sorts of positions. While bent over we suddenly see a damp patch appear on her hotpants and it's clear that Chrissy has started peeing her pants! She sits down on a bench and once she has taken off her shorts, she unclips her bodysuit and enjoys another piss down onto the floor. This time, this fun redhead shakes the whip in front of her stream and licks it while rubbing her pussy lips. Stripping naked, Chrissy mops the floor and licks up her golden pee, splashing it around with her hands. She uses a glass jug and holds a purple pissing device in front of her pussy to aim her stream into the jug. Pouring her juices into her mouth, this hottie spits it back out over her naked body and completely soaks herself. She can't wait any longer to orgasm and starts masturbating while sucking on a black vibrator. Chrissy toys her pussy and orgasms intensely then finally pees one more time into the jug and gives herself a golden shower to finish this pissing porno! It's amazing what these babes end up doing when staying safe at home!
Pissing In Glass
Girl: Billie S.
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Raven haired Billie Star is dressed in a khaki bodysuit and ready for action. She pulls at the crotch of her skintight outfit and turns around to show off her ass before this babe suddenly holds onto her crotch and looks like she might be suffering from pee desperation. Squatting down on the floor, Billie unclips her bodysuit while we zoom in close on her XXL pussy lips and this hottie starts pussy pissing on the ground. After she soaks the floor, Billie gets hold of a glass bottle and takes out the top to fuck her pussy with. She licks it clean a number of times and carries on with her pussy play when this piss loving babe decides to squat back down and hold the bottle underneath her while she fills it with another stream of piss. She pours it over her tongue and down her bodysuit then strips naked to fuck her pussy with the bottle while bend over! She pees again in the bottle and pours it over her tits before she masturbates and fingers herself. Once she orgasms, Billie pees one more time to finish her latest pissing porno!
Busty And Wet
Girl: Sofia L.
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Busty brunette Sofia Lee is back on Wet and Pissy and in her latest scene she has come back from the gym and is wearing a cropped tank top and tiny hotpants. How anyone can concentrate when she is there is beyond us! She teases in her skintight outfit and climbs onto the back of the couch as she rubs her crotch and suddenly starts peeing her pants! Her warm piss stream trickles down onto the leather couch and leaves her hotpants damp. Sofia kneels and bends over to lick up her pee from the leather and then takes off her hotpants to mop up her juices. Laying back on the couch, Sofia fingers her wet pussy and licks her fingers. She places a glass bowl on the couch and kneels above it pissing right into the vessel. She fills it well and pours it into her mouth, spitting it back down over her tank top until she is absolutely drenched! This big titted brunette takes off her top and sets her boobs free, squeezing her pee out over her hot, naked body! Using a black dildo, Sofia pleasures herself and pauses briefly to pee over her sex toy. She changes positions and orgasms, finishing her latest pee play movie by filling a goblet to the top with one more stream which she pours into her mouth and tries piss drinking!
Funny Lady
Girl: Mistica
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Mistica makes her long awaited return to Wet and Pissy today and looks as cute as ever in her red tank top and denim hotpants! She puts a goblet on the floor and through her denims, pees herself and soaks her crotch. She squeezes her pee soaked tank top over her top and tastes her juices. Once naked, Mistica cocks her leg up into the air and pees into it, before pouring it over herself. After stretching her pussy apart with a speculum, this naughty babe teases her pussy with a golden vibrator. Finally, she catches another stream of her warm, fresh piss in the goblet and pours it over her face, letting it trickle into her mouth!
Tattooed and Wet
Girl: Ali B.
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Ali Bordeaux is back on Wet and Pissy and today she is outside the sauna dressed in tiny denim hotpants and a sheer lace top leaving her tattoos on display! This slim hottie is ready to tease and pulls down her top to give her nipples some pleasure then turns around before she starts peeing her pants! Her golden streams flow down through her denim hotpants and onto the floor and Ali loves the sensation of wetting herself. Ali peels herself out of her wet pants and uses them to mop up the floor before bending over on the chair to tease her pussy. She uses some golden ben wa balls on her XXL pussy lips as we zoom in close on all the juicy action! Popping them in and out of her pussy while intermittently pissing on the chair, Ali's streams just keep on coming. She splashes about in her puddle and lays back to finger herself. This playful babe sprays another stream of golden piss up into the air while playing with it using her hands! This tattooed hottie stands up and bends over to toy herself with a jelly dildo and then makes herself more comfortable laying down on her side where she speeds up her sex toy play. After orgasming, this pissing pornstar pees once more and looks very pleased with herself indeed!
Wet The Bed
Girl: Ashley O.
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Dark haired beauty Ashley Ocean features in our latest scene on Wet and Pissy and she is relaxing on the bed, feeling rather horny while dressed in white lingerie and lace topped stockings. She slides her hand down to her panties and rubs herself through them before she pulls them to one side to touch her juicy pussy. With her panties pulled, Ashley releases a messy stream of golden piss all over the bedsheets and her stockings, soaking them through! She takes off her panties and while lying on her wet bedsheets, Ashley masturbates and fingers herself. She bends over and starts to lick her own juices from the fabric beneath her and gets hold of a red speculum which she inserts into her pussy. Her pussy is gaped open wide when Ashley pees again onto her bed, this time bent over in the doggystyle position. She plays with her fresh juices and covers her hole body in them before she uses a nipple pump on both her nipples and her clit. While pumping herself, Ashley needs to pee again so catches more of her golden nectar in the tube. Ashley pours it into her mouth, giving her a brief taste of piss drinking as she spits it back out over her nipples then enjoys toying herself with a glass dildo. To finish off her pissing porn scene with us, Ashley catches another stream of pee in a vase and pours it all over her face, and into her mouth!
Wet Denim Debut
Girl: Alisia
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Ukranian blonde Alisia joins us this week in her debut scene here at Wet and Pissy and this hottie teases in denim hotpants and a cropped top. She bends over and shows off her slim figure before sitting on the couch with her shorts pulled down to her ankles. She starts pussy pissing right into her denims and all over the floor then gets down into her pee puddle to mop it up with her hotpants, tasting her juices from the wet fabric. Alisia strips down to her socks and sneakers and fingers herself right there on the couch before playfully catching more of her golden piss in a glass. She pours some into her mouth and lets it drizzle back down over herself then decides to pleasure herself with a rainbow dildo! You really need to watch this sexy girl peeing to see what mess she can make as she takes a break from her toy play for some more pissing all over the couch! Alisia rides her dildo to orgasm and pees once more while rubbing her pussy with her fingers.
Perfecting Her Piss Play
Girl: Vicky L.
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Black haired babe Vicky Love is in the lounge feeling really turned on and caresses her body through her clothes. She feels the onset of pee desperation and as she stands up, holds the crotch of her hotpants, knowing full well that she's never going to make it to the bathroom. Vicky decides to turn this need to piss into some horny fun and climbs on top of the glass coffee table with her ass pointing towards the camera. She sits on the table and opens her legs, rubbing her crotch when a wet patch appears on her pale pink denim. Vicky is wetting her panties, soaking her hotpants with her golden piss! She peels herself out of her damn clothes and rubs her pussy before tasting herself and loves it so much that she sucks her pee out of her hotpants and licks the glass table too! Using a glass to collect another piss stream, Vicky bends over and this time we zoom in close watching her stream fill the glass up nicely. Vicky pours her golden nectar into her mouth and spits it back out, both playfully and seductively then decides to try full-blown piss drinking before she pours the rest of her liquid over her cropped top, turning it see-through. Her big boobs look delicious through the wet fabric and Vicky plays with her boobs before she gets completely naked. Laying down on the glass table, this stunning babe fingers her wet pussy and bends over to fuck herself with a glass dildo before launching one final piss stream onto the glass table while standing. Practice makes perfect after all!