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Claudia Macc
Girl: Claudia M.
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Pretty Czech blonde Claudia Macc makes her debut today on Wet and Pissy in a sheer tied up top and white panties. She is already in the bedroom and ready for some fun as she climbs on top of the bed and pulls her cotton panties to one side, releasing a stream of her warm golden piss onto the bedsheets. After leaving a soaking wet patch, naughty Claudia sucks her covers and tastes her nectar! After taking off her panties completely, Claudia lays back and attempts to shoot another stream of her pee over herself. Her top gets sodden in piss and she gazes across the room when a brilliant idea comes into her head. She gets hold of a glass and places it underneath her pussy as she bends over and pees again, catching her droplets in the glass. She then pours it over her tits and dips her hair in the remaining juices, before drinking it's contents! This horny blonde is completely naked and wants to play with herself so uses a purple vibrator on her pussy to make herself orgasm. Afterwards, she catches even more of her golden piss in the glass and pours this over herself before taking one last gulp!
Loreen
Girl: Loreen
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Sexy babe Loreen is back on Wet and Pissy and wearing tanned pantyhose and a sheer purple basque. She pops her tits out of the top of her basque and straight away, rips her pantyhose at the crotch so that her pussy can push through. Perching herself off the edge of the wooden desk, she shoots a stream of her golden piss onto a clear chair and then sits in her juices, soaking her pantyhose and licks her puddle of piss too. She loves playing with her juices and dips her pretty hair into the puddle before catching another stream of piss in a giant glass bowl. With this collection of golden nectar, she pours it over her head and soaks herself. This makes her feel so horny that she uses a purple textured dildo on her pussy and rubs it against her labia before inserting it into her eager hole. She also shows off how she sucks cock by sucking her toy and continues to get herself off. Finally, Loreen ends this amazing scene by gaping her pussy wide apart and showing off her XXL pussy lips!
Divine Desperation
Girl: Nicolette N.
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We havent seen the gorgeous brunette Nicolette Noir since 2017 so thought it was about time we got this babe back for some more pissing porn! Dressed in a sheer and crotchless fishnet bodystocking, Nicolette looks as hot as ever and she knows it too! She rubs her manicured fingers all over herself then bends over on a leather chair to spread apart her XXL pussy lips. Nicolette turns over and fingers her pussy before sitting on the back of the chair and looking like she might be suffering from a spot of piss desperation. She lets her juices flow and pisses all over the leather chair then kneels on the floor and plays with her piss puddle. She splashes it all over her tits and turns her bodystocking even more sheer than before! This hot babe licks up her pee and bends back over to finger her pussy some more. Leaning on the edge of the chair, she looks like she might need to pee again and gets hold of a glass vase which she holds beneath her. She pisses right into it and pours piss in mouth, spitting it slowly back out on her pussy lips. The rest of her golden juices get poured over her hot body and hair, soaking herself through! Using some white tongs, Nicolette pinches her pussy lips with them then slides them in to gape herself wide apart. She masturbates while she is spread open then suddenly pees once more, all over the chair. This kinky babe needs to come so she fucks herself with a baseball bat with time for one final piss in her latest Wet and Pissy scene!
June Rain
Girl: Samantha J.
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Sexy babe Samantha poses in the walk-in shower in a blue thong and a pink t-shirt. Sitting in a glass chair, she pees through her panties and leaves them soaking wet. Not long after she pulls her panties to one side and fires a stream of piss onto the shower floor. Samantha even collects some of her juices in a bottle before licking them up and soaking her t-shirt, turning it see-through! This stunning babe loves to take pee into her mouth and enjoys every mouthful before she uses a blue sex toy on her piss drenched pussy. Pissing all over her sex toy,
she seems to be really enjoying her experimental pee play!
Laundry Day
Girl: Jennifer M.
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Hot teen Jennifer Mendes is back on Wet and Pissy for some more teen pissing fun and she is sat on the washing machine feeling a little bored. She takes out a red throw and places it on the floor when she suddenly feels desperate to pee. Jennifer holds onto her crotch and pulls down her panties quickly before sitting down on the throw and starts pissing all over it, gushing from her pissing pussy quickly. She holds her panties to her pee stream and gets them drenched, tasting the wet fabric then rubs her pussy as she gets turned on from her piss desperation experience! Jennifer stands and lifts her leg up onto the washing machine and starts to masturbate and finger her tight pussy. Placing a plastic bucket underneath her, this busty babe pisses down into it and gets some of her clean washing and dips it down into her collected piss, squeezing it down over her big tits and pussy. Jennifer uses a purple vibrator on her pussy as she lays down on the floor and pees again, splashing herself with her puddle. Moving back to the washing machine, this horny babe bends over and continues to toy her pussy until she orgasms then pours her remaining pee over her head, giving herself an impressive golden shower!
Katy Sky
Girl: Katy S.
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Blonde is on the menu tonight and Katy Sky serves up a fiery display of piss proficiency. Before slipping down her faded denim shorts, Katy's ass is already revealing itself as she preps to piss through them. As she finishes up, she takes a real interest in licking and sucking on the shorts and then begins rubbing them back and forth against her crotch. She's satisfied herself enough to move on to a red pussy gaping toy, plunging it into herself. It succumbs to her tight body, bending to the will of it's superior force. She's ready to pee again, and the toy is pulled out for maximum effectiveness. Impressive is the word that comes to mind here as Katy pushes at a lengthy and solid stream, launching it into the air. It's start off gently but soon she is pushing it higher and past the surface of the bed. After she spends some time with a striped rubber dildo, she sets up for her next piss. Bent over forward with one hand on her ass, Katy provides us with another visual stunner as the action takes place. After one more encounter with the striped toy Katy simulates a squirting scenario before she finishes off filling up a goblet. She dips her tongue and hand into the glass and dumps it over her body in the end.
Pissing in the Kitchen
Girl: Isabella L.
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We have a new face today on Wet and Pissy with stunning redhead Isabella Lui. Dressed in a peach wrap over blouse and denim hotpants, Isabella is in the kitchen and shows off her gorgeous figure before sitting on a clear chair, pissing through her hotpants. Her wet panties become darker as her golden pee seeps through the crotch on her denims. Isabella feels very playful and as she takes off her hotpants she sucks the crotch to give herself a brief taste of her pee! Using a metal speculum, Isabella sits on top of the kitchen counter and stretches her pussy wide apart before firing her piss towards a glass bowl, situated on a table. Her aim is a little off, so she takes off her peach panties and uses them to wipe up her spillage. Soon Isabella is completely naked and does something we certainly weren't expecting! She climbs onto the glass table and starts to fuck her tight ass with a glass dildo while pissing some more all over the tabletop. Not wanting to leave her pussy left unfilled, she rides a big black dildo and once more pisses into her glass bowl before tipping the contents all over herself! Finally, this feisty redhead gets herself off with her monster black toy and proves herself to be a naughty little piss loving babe!
Piss Drenched Miky
Girl: Miky L.
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Hot brunette Miky Love returns to Wet and Pissy for another pissing porn scene and while in the lounge, teases in fishnet stockings, tight hotpants and a red bodysuit. She turns around and touches her curvy ass before kneeling on the sofa and lifting her hotpants up to show off just the right amount of her bum cheeks. We zoom in really close on Miky's crotch and suddenly we notice a stream of her warm golden piss spray down her leg and a moist patch appear on her denim. Her piss trickles down onto the floor, soaking her hotpants through and Miky looks like she is enjoying pissing her panties, licking her fingers to taste her own juices. She gets down onto the floor and starts to play with her pee, rubbing her denim covered ass in her piss puddle and cupping her piss with her hands, flicking it up in the air and all over herself. This hot brunette babe pulls off her hotpants, using them to mop up the floor before squeezing her pee out over herself. She sits on the sofa and pulls the damp crotch of her bodysuit up between her puffy pussy lips then decides to lay on the floor, with her legs in the air, pissing all over herself. Her pee stream is nice and thick and Miky aims it all over her bodysuit and gorgeous brown hair. She rubs her pussy after she has finished and soaking wet Miky strips naked, ready to toy her pussy with a dildo! After she has finished, playful Miky gapes her pissing pussy apart with some tongs and fires another stream of her pee out into two small vases and a wine glass. She strategically pours her pee down over her sexy body and into her mouth, almost giving herself a golden pee shower right there in the lounge!
Mopping and Diving
Girl: Emma
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We have another new face for you today at Wet and Pissy and would like to introduce you to redhead babe Emma! Emam has long auburn hair and sits on a stool while touching herself in a ripped red dress! She moves her hands down to her XXL pussy lips and licks her fingers before a look of discomfort comes across her face! Emma needs to relieve her pee desperation so she just lets her golden juices flow down onto the stool and over the floor! She stands up and bends over, showing off her hot body and pee soaked dress before she starts lapping up her piss! We certainly didn't expect that from a newcomer! Emma splashes her pee over her tits and gets hold of some red tongs which she uses to pinch her pussy lips together. She turns them around and gapes apart her hole, pussy pissing again all over the floor and this time she dives into her wet puddle! Emma takes off her dress and mops up her juices, squeezing them over her small tits and then decides to bend over the stool and toy her pee soaked pussy with a dildo. She squats over a glass vase and tries to aim another pee stream into it, pouring the contents over her hair to give herself a golden shower. Finally this pee loving redhead finishes herself off on the rug with the help of her dildo and masturbates to an explosive squirting orgasm!
Double The Piss
Girl: Marry J.
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Italian beauty Marry Jane makes her debut on Wet and Pissy in our latest update and this big ass babe seduces the camera before squatting above a mirror where she starts wetting her panties! Watch as her perfect pee stream flows through the fabric and drips onto the mirror while we zoom in close on all the action. Marry rubs her ass across her pee puddle then kneels over to admire her reflection in the mirror on the wall! She laps up her juices with her pierced tongue and once she takes off her panties, Marry sprays another stream of her piss across the mirror and strips naked to mop up her golden nectar! She squeezes her wet clothes over herself and fingers her wet hole before moving onto a dildo which she slides in and out of herself. This stunning babe lays with her ass raised in the air and shoots another stream, pussy pissing towards the mirrored wall, letting her piss splash down and soak her hair. She looks very satisfied with her efforts and continues to writhe around in her pee puddle.
Gabrielle Gucci
Girl: Gabrielle G.
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Gabrielle Gucci looks like a naughty school teacher in her classroom as she dressed in a sexy halterneck corset. She starts to undress and takes off her corset to reveal her big boobs and pulls down her pantyhose too! She lays back on her desk and rubs her pussy with her fingers then while holding her lips apart she pisses all over the desk. She turns over and starts to lick her juices up, enjoying the taste of her golden piss then rubs her wet hands over her body. Pulling her pantyhose back up and ripping then, fires a strong stream of piss onto a clear chair. Gabrielle then sits on the chair and grinds in her pee before climbing back up onto the table and inserting a speculum to hold her pussy apart while peeing once more into a glass bowl. This naughty babe is feeling seriously horny so she slides a dildo inside her hole while we film up close and once she pulls it out she rubs her clit and sprays more piss towards the camera. She continues to toy herself and enjoys fucking her pussy until she cums and finishing this messy classroom pissing scene!
Keithy
Girl: Keithy
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Keithy is a blonde girl that loves to wear pink clothes wherever she walks and she doesn’t have any problem in wetting her underwear. If other models use all kind of sex toys, this one prefers to use her fingers for getting pleasure. I was surprised to see that Keithy started sucking a banana, but when I’ve seen how she knows to used, I completely understood why she brought that. If seeing her while she pees won’t arouse you, when you’ll take a look at her fingering and masturbating using the banana, you’ll instantly cum. This is one of the nastiest girls you’ll ever see in the porn movies and she loves to act this way.
Redhead Piss Tasting
Girl: Kira R.
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We get up close and personal with Kira Roller on this week's update, scoring some nice zooming in on her body and face and also getting some tight shots as she pees. This petite little red head focuses on a concentrated performance, so most of the time she is letting her instincts guide her, but she reminds us every now and again how much of a good time she is having as her eyes lock on to the camera and she smiles genuinely. She begins by peeing through her sweat pants and licking them, giving the opportunity for the first fantastic close ups of her. She moves on to laying on the bed, resting on the pillow and raising her legs up in the air. She makes a great fountain in the air as we get her in as much of the framing as possible. Our green toy is somewhat of a challenge for her as she attempts to lock it in place as she pees with her face planted in the bed. She pulls it off long enough to let her finish and the now soaking bed becomes the center of her attention. Her last pose is doggie style with a large goblet on the floor as she pees into it as freely as possible.
Best OF
Girl: Nicole V.
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Today on Wet and Pissy we bring you an amazing pee compilation of our very best scenes all in one handy place! This compilation starts off with hot blonde Violette who is caught peeing her pants, letting her juices stream down the legs of her denims. She places her hands down onto her wet crotch and licks her fingers, enjoying the taste of her own pee. Afterwards, Violette opens her legs while sitting on a stool and shows off how damp her crotch actually is! We follow this with blonde babe Nicole Vice who can't hold her pee desperation any longer as her golden stream fires through the crotch of her barely there hotpants! She pees all over a glass table and the floor. The last of the blondes we feature wets her tiny hotpants while sitting on the dining table and then dives into her puddle of piss! Moving onto even more gorgeous pissing babes we continue our compilation with some faster clips - with piss flowing freely from some more famous faces including Lady Dee, Christy Charming and Jenifer Jane. These stunning babes love to get pee drenched and taste their own juices in this solo masturbation and sex toy pissing porn compilation!
Soaking The Bedsheets
Girl: Julia P.
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Julia Parker returns for her follow-up scene here at Wet and Pissy and this blonde babe doesn't disappoint! We last saw Julia back in 2018, but she hasn't changed one bit and she lays on the bed rubbing her hands over her panties and gets herself turned on! Her cameltoe looks very inviting as Julia gets intimate with herself to start this scene. She pulls up her panties then suddenly starts wetting her panties right there on the bed, soaking her bedsheets and panties at the same time! Julia looks satisfied as she relieves herself then touches her crotch before she sucks her fingers. Bending over into the doggystyle position, this hot blonde's ass is completely soaked and she pulls up part of her bed sheet to suck her own juices from the damp fabric. She takes off her panties to continue touching herself and naughty Julia lays with her ass up on her pillow to give herself the best angle for fingering her hole! She spreads her pussy lips apart then starts pussy pissing all over herself while we zoom in close on her pee stream. Feeling seriously horny now, this minx strips naked and uses a metal speculum to rub against her pussy before she gapes herself wide apart. With her pussy spread, Julia aims another piss stream into a giant glass bowl and leans back to pour her golden juices down over her naked body and over her tongue! Finishing herself off on the bed, Julia masturbates and sprays one final piss over her bed!
Wet The Bed
Girl: Ashley O.
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Dark haired beauty Ashley Ocean features in our latest scene on Wet and Pissy and she is relaxing on the bed, feeling rather horny while dressed in white lingerie and lace topped stockings. She slides her hand down to her panties and rubs herself through them before she pulls them to one side to touch her juicy pussy. With her panties pulled, Ashley releases a messy stream of golden piss all over the bedsheets and her stockings, soaking them through! She takes off her panties and while lying on her wet bedsheets, Ashley masturbates and fingers herself. She bends over and starts to lick her own juices from the fabric beneath her and gets hold of a red speculum which she inserts into her pussy. Her pussy is gaped open wide when Ashley pees again onto her bed, this time bent over in the doggystyle position. She plays with her fresh juices and covers her hole body in them before she uses a nipple pump on both her nipples and her clit. While pumping herself, Ashley needs to pee again so catches more of her golden nectar in the tube. Ashley pours it into her mouth, giving her a brief taste of piss drinking as she spits it back out over her nipples then enjoys toying herself with a glass dildo. To finish off her pissing porn scene with us, Ashley catches another stream of pee in a vase and pours it all over her face, and into her mouth!
Piss Drenched Dildo Play
Girl: Vanessa D.
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Sensual brunette Vanessa Decker is back on Wet and Pissy with some stunning art on her arm! She sits on the leather sofa in denim hotpants and tank top and after teasing us for a bit she climbs up onto a glass table and slides her hand down into her tight hotpants. She starts peeing her pants and a huge pissy patch appears across her crotch. Vanessa looks very relieved as she empties her bladder and climbs down off the table before diving into her pee puddle, smearing her juices all over her tank top! She takes off her hotpants and sucks her golden pee right out of the denim then rubs them against her trimmed pussy. Using a pussy pump, Vanessa licks the tube before pumping her pussy. She then pisses down into the tube, filling it nearly right up to the top! She pulls down her tank top and pours her warm piss down over her head and into her mouth, giving herself a nice golden shower. Now Vanessa is completely naked and ready for more fun. She sucks on a black dildo and bends over the table, fucking her pussy in the doggystyle position. Vanessa fills a glass with her piss and sucks her juices out through straws before spitting them all down herself. She even pours her pee down over her pussy and finally fingers herself before orgasming with her black dildo, pussy pissing one final stream down over the edge of the table and onto the floor!
Amanda In The Mirror
Girl: Amanda E.
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Sexy dark haired babe Amanda Estela features in todays scene on Wet and Pissy and although it's her first time she certainly knows how to tease. Dressed in a short pink and light grey outfit, Amanda moves over to the leather chair and bends over, slapping her ass and showing off her white panties. She sits down on the chair with her legs spread and a mirror down on the floor and Amanda gives us a brief cheeky glimpse of her pussy which she touches while looking at her reflection. She covers her pussy back up and suddenly sprays a stream of piss down onto the mirror, wetting her panties through the crotch. She touches her wet panties and then tastes her juices, continuing her long pee stream which trickles down her leg. Amanda plays with her piss puddle on the mirror and laps it up with her tongue, tasting more of her golden pee then takes off her skirt and panties before sitting down on the mirror, fingering herself while we zoom in on both her delicious looking pussy and her reflection. She sprays another stream of piss in an arc up over the mirror and this babe can seriously pee! She catches her juices and flicks them up over her top and then takes it off to mop up her piss. This gorgeous raven haired hottie squeezes her top over her face, giving herself a pee shower and then fills a glass bowl with even more of her juices, pouring the contents over herself. Naked Amanda is seriously horny now she is soaking wet and gets a flesh like dildo to use on her tight pussy. She fucks herself with her sex toy and makes herself orgasm before firing one final piss stream down onto the floor with some force to finish off her debut pissing porn scene with us!
Sexy Lady
Girl: Miky L.
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Hey Miky, you're so fine! Today on Wet and Pissy we feature newcomer miky who looks stunning in knee high socks and a tanned short playsuit! Her long legs go on for miles as she poses on a foot stool. She gets hold of a giant cocktail glass and places it on the floor as she pees through her crotch and fills it with her juices. She lifts it up and tastes her own piss, pouring it into her mouth then all over her tits! She strips out of her playsuit and sucks her crotch, enjoying even more of her golden pee. Bending over, Miky catches another stream of piss in her glass, then dips her sock clad toes in then. Her feet become piss soaked and she lifts them up so that she can suck her toes! After pouring the contents of the glass over her naked body, Miky enjoys using a purple sex toy inside her pussy and bending over doggystyle, she pees all over it. Finally, this naughty brunette enjoys releasing another piss onto the floor before she dives into her puddle and gets completely soaked!
Army Lexi
Girl: Lexi D.
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Lexi is back, and the bombshell is at it again with another impressive performance. If there is one new revelation, it's that she looks very hot in her camo gear. Of course, it goes off rather quickly, and she's itching for her moment to piss. After some brief desperate squirming, Lexi is up on the table right over her massive goblet, slightly kinking her knees as she lets loose. One of the great things that we have come to expect from Lexi is that she loves being an exhibitionist. Her audible excitement is proof of that and the piss itself is equally good. Lexi is also adept to pee in any position, so far as we can tell. From a high rising legs-wide open piss, to an explicit doggie style piss, Lexi keeps the action both hot and playful. After a nice kneeling piss filmed from behind, Lexi drinks a portion of it and straps her backpack over her shoulders as she waves goodbye.
Travellers Piss Pants
Girl: Viktoria T.
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The weekend isn't the only thing that Viktoria likes. She's really into trying new things, and this is what we love about her. It's one of those things that's plain to see, especially with her captivating moans of gratification. When Viktoria pees, you know that she's fully engaged as you can hear her savoring the moment. Viktoria's jeans get a taste of her pee and she bites and licks them before moving on to a bare bottom piss. Again her moangasms fill the air as she fills up a glass with her yellowy piss. She pours it over her Friday shirt and proceeds to picking up a tong like toy, spreading herself with it as she launches a nice stream down to the couch and her jeans. She fiddles around with another toy before making her jeans once more the target of her peeing as she sits above them on the sofa. She gets back into biting into them, but with more gusto than the first time.
Powerful Pissy Orgasm
Girl: Barbara B.
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Busty babe Barbara Bieber comes back to Wet and Pissy today dressed in sexy ripped denims and a lace cropped top. She shows off her figure as she rubs her hands all over her hot body and pulls down her top slightly to give us a glimpse of her cleavage. Barbara looks even sexier than her previous scenes and knows how to work the camera! She bends over on the sofa, showing off her denim covered ass and afterwards turns around opening her legs when she starts peeing her pants! We zoom right in on the pissy crotch as it drips down onto the sofa and Barbara looks to be enjoying herself! She rubs her hands across her crotch and sucks her pee soaked fingers. Taking off her denims, this curvy ass babe sucks them and starts masturbating. Wetting her panties has made her seriously horny and Barbara gets a glass bowl and some tongs to play with. She uses the tongs to pinch her nipples and pussy lips before gaping herself wide apart to aim another piss stream towards the bowl. She misses at first then re-positions herself to catch some of her golden streams. She dips her hair into her pee and pours it all down herself then strips naked to fill her pussy with a dildo! Barbara stands and masturbates while toying herself then suddenly feels piss desperation so fills the bowl again! This time she collects even more piss and wastes no time in pouring it over her gorgeous face and body! Finally, Barbara masturbates and toys her pussy to one of the most powerful orgasms we have ever seen, pissing all over the floor and paddles her feet in her puddle!
Powerful Piss Streams
Girl: Jessica B.
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Gorgeous European Jessica Bell gives us a real treat here on Wet and Pissy as she starts her debut hd pissing scene in a crotchless fishnet bodystocking. She stands over a wooden table and aims her first stream of piss into a glass bowl, letting us zoom in close on her pussy mid-stream. She bends over to taste her golden juices and laps some of it up before lifting the bowl and pouring the rest of its contents all down herself, soaking her in pee! Jessica lays down on the table with her legs spread wide and while she holds her pussy apart gaping it as far as she can with her fingers, she sprays another stream of piss which shoots upwards and over the floor. This naughty babe dives into her piss and immediately bends over into a doggystyle position, firing yet more of her pee into the glass bowl which she has repositioned into place. Jessica is feeling even hornier than before and starts to toy her pissing pussy with a dildo while laying on her side. As she fucks her pussy she squeezes some of her golden pee over her juicy twat from some fabric that she previously soaked, letting the droplets drip onto her eager skin. Jessica continues to fuck herself with her dildo before she produces an explosive squirting orgasm, firing powerful streams up into the air!
On The Clock
Girl: Ali B.
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Slim brunette Ali Bordeaux returns to Wet and Pissy and is in the office writing when she starts to feel piss desperation set in so sits there rubbing her crotch through her trousers. She feels more turned on as her desperation sets in and Ali stands up before she starts peeing her pants. A damp patch of piss appears streaming down her leg and once finished, this horny babe strips from her pants and sucks the wet fabric. She absolutely loves the taste of her own juices! We zoom in close on her wet pussy as this tattooed hottie gapes her pussy wide apart. She catches another stream in a glass bowl and pours her juices in her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking. Some of her warm pee also gets poured down her tank top, turning it see-through! Once Ali is completely naked, she bends over the desk and fucks her pussy with a glass dildo. There's plenty of time for more pissing action too. Ali finishes herself off and masturbates while pissing all over the floor!