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Piss Loving Blonde
Girl: Cayla
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Hot blonde Cayla has only previously featured on Wet and Pissy in a lesbian scene with her girlfriend Loreen, and that was many years ago so we thought we'd get her back to see how much she has changed and if she is even filthier with her piss play. Looking a lot less innocent than before, Cayla teases in a tropical print cropped top and short grey skirt and rubs her hands all over herself. She lays back on the couch and pulls the fabric of her skirt towards her when she starts wetting her panties and soaking the fabric over her crotch. This naughty blonde takes off her skirt and licks the wet fabric then masturbates. Placing a glass bowl on the floor, Cayla gapes apart her trimmed pussy with a purple speculum and then fills the bowl beneath her. She pours the contents into her mouth and over her perfect tits then since she feels seriously horny, Cayla bends over into the doggystyle position and toys her soaking wet pussy with a dildo! She stops to pee in the bowl again and squeezes her piss into the dildo, squirting it back out all over her bare pussy. Getting closer to climax, Cayla masturbates until she orgasms and finishes this pissing porn scene by peeing once more!
June Rain
Girl: Samantha J.
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Sexy babe Samantha poses in the walk-in shower in a blue thong and a pink t-shirt. Sitting in a glass chair, she pees through her panties and leaves them soaking wet. Not long after she pulls her panties to one side and fires a stream of piss onto the shower floor. Samantha even collects some of her juices in a bottle before licking them up and soaking her t-shirt, turning it see-through! This stunning babe loves to take pee into her mouth and enjoys every mouthful before she uses a blue sex toy on her piss drenched pussy. Pissing all over her sex toy,
she seems to be really enjoying her experimental pee play!
Glass Goddess
Girl: Tiny T.
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Tiny Tina sneaks into the room in crotchless pantyhose and a fishnet top and is holding onto her crotch looking for somewhere to relieve her pee desperation. She empties a vase of its flowers and throws them on the floor before she relieves herself and starts pussy pissing right into the glass vase! Tina dips her fingers into her juices and tastes them, then rubs her perky nipples and pours her golden juices over her tongue and down her pussy! She splashes about in her pee puddle and makes herself more comfortable by sitting on a dining chair. Grabbing hold of a bigger glass vase, Tina sucks the end and slips it into her wet pussy, using it as a sex toy! She pees right into it and stands up to pour the contents down herself again! Now Tina is sufficiently soaked, she gets a glass dildo from her backpack and lays on her side on the glass dining table to pleasure herself. She slides the dildo into her hole, sucks it and fucks herself again while we zoom in close! She pauses and pees towards the camera, soaking her crotchless pantyhose with her latest stream. This raven haired hottie bends over the dining table for more dildo play and once she has finished, she fires a straight stream of piss down onto the floor and this pissing pornstar gets down to splash about in her pee puddle.
Trickling And Toying
Girl: Amaris
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Pretty blonde Amaris joins us on Wet and Pissy today and this hottie is seriously desperate to pee as she rushes into the lounge. She grabs a little glass bottle and holds it beneath her before she starts pussy pissing into it, making quite a mess as she aims her stream. Amaris is relieved now and shakes the bottle over her pink minidress and into her mouth, enjoying a bit of piss spitting! She squeezes and sucks her wet minidress and then strips out of it to reveal her hot body! Using the bottle stopper, Amaris leans back on the black leather couch and teases her shaved pussy with it. She starts pissing up into the air and soaks both herself and the leather couch before slipping the stopper into her pussy while masturbating! This hot blonde is really horny and while her pussy is still filled, we zoom in close as she enjoys another pee, this babe seems to have unlimited streams! Amaris dives into her pissy puddle on the couch and decides to stand up while enjoying another sex toy. She pees on the glass coffee table and splashing about in her streams, lapping them up with her tongue too! She leans back on the couch and continues her sex toy play while mastrurbating to orgasm and theres just enough time to piss all over herself while laying on her back to finish her pissing porno!
Perfect Piss
Girl: Lena L.
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Lena Love returns to Wet and Pissy in today's update and is in the bathroom dressed in satin lingerie and a matching robe. She loves the feel of the shiny fabric against her skin and this turns her on immensely. Lena pulls her slip down and teases her big hard nipples then takes off her robe. She stands up and bends over the stool revealing she has no panties on whatsoever! She touches her pussy lips and gets a bowl from the sink to place on the floor. Standing facing away from the camera, Lena starts pussy pissing down into the bowl with some force, and although her stream doesn't last very long, it is very powerful! We are sure she has more than that to come! This hot blonde kneels down on the floor and squeezes her golden piss into a sponge, playfully playing with her warm pee and squeezes it down all over her slip, turning it see-through. Lena gets naked and masturbates while sitting on the stool. She fingers her wet pussy and stops to piss some more down onto the floor! Using a glass dildo, this gorgeous babe toys herself while holding onto the sink and enjoys pissing some more. She dips her long blonde hair into the bowl of pee and finishes herself off with her glass dildo! Finally to end this perfect pissing porn movie, Lena gets down on the floor and slides around in her puddle of pee!
Straight Streams
Girl: Maddi B.
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We are loving all the new faces here at Wet and Pissy and this week Maddi Black joins us for some wet fun! Maddi is on the couch writing in her diary when she starts to feel super horny. She rubs the pen over her cropped top and takes it off to reveal a sheer strappy bra. Maddi uses her hands to tease herself and soon is stripped down to her matching panties. While squatting on the floor, this naughty babe starts wetting her panties and playfully flicks her fingers through her stream. She uses her cropped top to mop up her juices, squeezing it all back out over her slim body then takes off her panties to give her pussy some attention! Maddi fingers herself and masturbates then gets hold of a glass bowl which she uses to catch another piss stream in. She dips a glass dildo in her pee and licks it off before she pours the rest all down herself. Horny Maddi toys her glass dildo and starts pussy pissing all over herself before enjoying an orgasm and one final pee in her debut!
Merry Christmas
Girl: Antonia
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It's nearly Christmas and who better to bring back to Wet and Pissy for this special event than Antonia Sainz! Stunning Antonia is dressed in red lingerie and high heels and looks the perfect gift to stuff under your Christmas tree! She writhes around then suddenly pulls down her red panties and starts pussy pissing right through them! We zoom in on her trimmed pussy as she lets her juices flow and Antonia heads into the lounge to continue to tease. She pulls off her panties and licks them before making herself comfortable on the rug. She takes off her heels and squeezes her tits together, giving her nipples some attention then leans back to play with her pussy and finger herself. Antonia opens a gift left for her on the rug and sees that it's a cute plaid minidress. Placing it on the floor, this naughty babe pees all over it then squeezes her piss into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking. She puts on the wet garment and continues to finger herself, grabbing another item of clothing from her gift. She pees all over this too and gets dressed in the soaking wet bodysuit before pulling the crotch to one side to fuck her pussy with a beaded dildo! Antonia gets hold of a glass vase and pees into it, pouring her juicy goods all down herself to drench her body even more! Moving onto a glass dildo, this horny brunette gets herself off and finishes this pissing porno by filling a glass goblet with one final stream of pee!
Sweet Soul Pisser
Girl: Paulina S.
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We can't seem to get enough of Paulina Soul at the moment so the next logical step was to film her for Wet and Pissy! Dressed in ripped denim jeans and a seriously short cropped top, Paulina clearly isn't wearing a bra as her perky nipples poke through the fabric. She has a body to die for and encased in tight denim, her ass looks so inviting! While teasing us she suddenly feels the urge to pee and bends over a little uncomfortable then climbs up onto the sofa with her legs spread wide. Suddenly Paulina starts peeing her pants and a big wet patch appears in the crotch of her jeans. We zoom in close and capture her pee dripping down onto the leather sofa and Paulina touches her crotch, licking her fingers clean. Clearly getting turned on, this hot babe peels herself out of her wet clothes and then holds a class vase underneath her pussy, pissing right into it. Her golden nectar fills the tube up to the top and Paulina pours it into her mouth enjoying piss drinking! She pours the rest over her top and then after taking off her pee soaked cropped top, she fills her pussy with a red dildo. While bent over in the doggystyle position she forcefully squeezes another pee stream all over the leather sofa and kneels in her puddle of piss. She dives right into it and leaves herself just enough time for one final piss which she partially catches in a cocktail glass. Drink anyone?
Pissing At The Dresser
Girl: Vicky L.
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Vicky Love is teasing in her dressing room in pink lingerie and a cropped top. She sits at her dresser and start putting makeup on her gorgeous face. Vicky suddenly needs to pee and instead of rushing to the bathroom, she sits on her glass chair and is caught wetting her panties! Her pee stream seeps through her crotch onto the chair and this naughty babe uses a sponge to soak up her juices. She takes off her top and squeezes her golden pee over herself, then continues to strip to reveal her bubble butt and perfect figure! Using her makeup brush, Vicky fucks her pussy with the handle and then pisses again over her dressing table. This horny babe laps it up with her tongue to give herself a taste of piss drinking and spits it back out again. She sucks and rides a flesh like dildo which she sticks to her chair while seductively looking into the camera. She stops and start pussy pissing again over her dildo then moves down to the floor where she finishes herself off!
Popsicle Pissing
Girl: Vanessa D.
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Vanessa Decker returns to Wet and Pissy and this babe rushes into the room clearly desperate to piss while wearing the tiniest denim hotpants we've ever seen! She pulls them off and stands above a glass bowl before she starts pussy pissing right into it! She splashes about in her juices and squeezes some into a pipette before squeezing it back down over herself and into her mouth. Vanessa slips a red speculum into her pussy and uses it as a sex toy then gapes herself wide apart while pissing again all over the glass coffee table. This horny brunette leans over and laps up her juices then sucks on a popsicle shaped dildo, she stands up and bends over before toying her piss soaked pussy and then pops it in the bowl, pissing into it again! She lays back on the couch and pours her streams over her pussy while masturbating and toying herself. Vanessa orgasms and pees one more time over the glass table to finish her latest pissing porn scene.
Busty Babe Gushes
Girl: Josephine J.
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Busty babe Josephine Jackon is outside the sauna in a tight cropped top and bright pink hotpants and she's in the mood for some serious fun. She squeezes her big tits together through her top and looks right into the camera with a naughty glint in her eye as she flashes! This wet and pissy hottie takes off her hotpants then is suddenly crippled with piss desperation so lifts one leg up onto a chair as she lets a powerful stream of piss spray all over the glass table top. Josephine dips her top into her pee puddle and then takes it off to mop up her juices. After she mops the floor with her top, this seductive babe sucks her cropped top. She strips naked and climbs up onto the table to finger her juicy wet pussy and pees again suddenly all over the place. Josephine splashes herself with her pee puddle then bends over to enjoy a black dildo which she uses on herself! She stands and starts pussy pissing with her ass facing the camera then this playful big titted babe finishes herself while laying on the floor and gushes one more time before shaking her big natural tits in her pee puddle to get plenty of pee on tits.
Homemade Pissing Porno
Girl: Chrissy F.
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The self filmed action continues here on Wet and Pissy as Chrissy Fox lets us join her at home and she is in the mood for some kinky fun with a whip! this tattooed redhead is dressed in denim hotpants and a sheer white bodysuit and uses her whip to tease in all sorts of positions. While bent over we suddenly see a damp patch appear on her hotpants and it's clear that Chrissy has started peeing her pants! She sits down on a bench and once she has taken off her shorts, she unclips her bodysuit and enjoys another piss down onto the floor. This time, this fun redhead shakes the whip in front of her stream and licks it while rubbing her pussy lips. Stripping naked, Chrissy mops the floor and licks up her golden pee, splashing it around with her hands. She uses a glass jug and holds a purple pissing device in front of her pussy to aim her stream into the jug. Pouring her juices into her mouth, this hottie spits it back out over her naked body and completely soaks herself. She can't wait any longer to orgasm and starts masturbating while sucking on a black vibrator. Chrissy toys her pussy and orgasms intensely then finally pees one more time into the jug and gives herself a golden shower to finish this pissing porno! It's amazing what these babes end up doing when staying safe at home!
Wet Rosy Pussy
Girl: Ella R.
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Ella Rosa returns for a second go on Wet and Pissy. Short shorts are served up nicely here as Ella pees right away before taking them off. Her lips creeping out of her shorts make way for some piss to escape out to the side. She takes a few moments to savor them before moving on to phase two. Fish bowl meets Ella now as she gets up on the seat, kneeling on one leg and bending her other knee outward for an eye opening view of the action. She gets a great flow going and bathes herself with what she captures in it. Moving on to a green funnel in a slender vase, Ella looks more relieved here as she overflows it before taking a pause. After working the piss filled vase back inside her, Ella climbs back on the seat, raising on leg in the air now working with a white dildo. This another opportunity for her to pee again, feathering her fingers through her stream. After continuing with her toy, Ella gets down on the floor on her tip toes, rinsing her hands in her pee. Before things are over, we get a signature close up of her as she frolics in the wet floor.
Victoria Pure is back
Girl: Victoria P.
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We welcome back Victoria Pure for an ass wiggling, clothe wetting, makeup dripping kind of a time. Not convinced that her shorts are short enough, Victoria folds them at the bottom for some extra exposure. She wiggles her ass in front of the camera before sitting on the table and pissing right through her shorts. A puddle begins collecting on the table and runs off of the edge as Victoria drags her rear on the wet table back and forth. There's some more booty focus, first humping the table and then as she works herself out of her shorts. Now nude below the waist, Victoria places a bottle with a funnel top as she drops to a power squat , using her fingers to make her aim as accurate as possible. She recklessly pours the bottle into her mouth and over her head and spits out onto her yellow blouse and into the air washing of her mascara. Victoria climbs back on the table where she engages in more pissing, first leaning back on the table with her legs wide open and then on her knees hunched forward. In the closing moments she finds a spot on the chair, once again drawing her legs up and outward for her final pee.
Playful Pissing
Girl: Victoria P.
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Victoria Pure comes back to Wet and Pissy today and this blonde beauty is teasing on the bed in mauve lingerie. Victoria loves to have fun when she is performing a striptease and whips off her bra to show off her perfect tits. Soon after her panties are off too and this gorgeous girl lays back on the bed, pushing and pulling at her pussy lips. She touches herself and decides to get playful while we watch her pissing pussy spray all over her bedsheets! She leans over and sucks them before getting hold of a glass bowl and some love eggs. We zoom in as she pops them into her pussy and once she's toyed herself, Victoria sucks her sex toy clean. Kneeling above the bowl, this pissing pornstar aims her next stream right into it and pours her golden juices down herself! Moving onto a pink dildo, Victoria lays back and toys herself while masturbating. She's really horny now and pees over her dildo before changing positions to continue her pussy play. After this hottie orgasms, she starts pussy pissing down onto her bed and drenches it even more!
Wet Denim Debut
Girl: Alisia
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Ukranian blonde Alisia joins us this week in her debut scene here at Wet and Pissy and this hottie teases in denim hotpants and a cropped top. She bends over and shows off her slim figure before sitting on the couch with her shorts pulled down to her ankles. She starts pussy pissing right into her denims and all over the floor then gets down into her pee puddle to mop it up with her hotpants, tasting her juices from the wet fabric. Alisia strips down to her socks and sneakers and fingers herself right there on the couch before playfully catching more of her golden piss in a glass. She pours some into her mouth and lets it drizzle back down over herself then decides to pleasure herself with a rainbow dildo! You really need to watch this sexy girl peeing to see what mess she can make as she takes a break from her toy play for some more pissing all over the couch! Alisia rides her dildo to orgasm and pees once more while rubbing her pussy with her fingers.
Innocent Piss Drinker
Girl: Anna R.
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It's Anna Ray's first time on Wet and Pissy and this cute blonde is dressed in her gym gear while in the lounge. She shows off how flexible she is as she uses the coffee table to do some stretching then this sweet babe decides to make things a little more interesting! She climbs on top of the coffee table and starts to pee. The crotch of her leggings turns dark and soaked with her golden juices as they stream down onto the table top. Anna peels herself out of her leggings and sits in her puddle of pee in her already soaked panties, rubbing her wet crotch and then tasting her juices from her fingers! After she takes off her panties, Anna squeezes them over her cropped top, soaking herself even more then starts stuffing her wet panties into her pussy! This naughty blonde is certainly in the mood for some fun and she gets hold of a glass bottle and plastic funnel. Standing while slightly squatting on the coffee table, Anna pees again, catching her pee stream in the bottle. She puts the funnel in her mouth and pours her golden nectar into her mouth, piss drinking like a complete pro! For someone who looks so innocent, Anna certainly knows how to be pure filth! This naughty hottie pours the rest of her pee over her hair then strips naked to enjoy sucking and fucking some golden ben wa balls! She starts to pee while they are inserted into her hole and gushes all over the table while we film in closeup. Anna decides to make herself orgasm by fingering herself and as she rubs her pussy she releases a squirting orgasm to finish off this perfect debut pissing porn scene!
Big Boobed Blonde
Girl: Lily J.
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What could be better than a brand new big boobed blonde? One that loves piss play, that's what! Lily Joy joins us for her debut scene here on Wet and Pissy and this busty babe shows off her figure in denim jeans and a yellow cropped top. She sits down on a black chair and unzips her denims before she squats to piss, peeing her pants and we zoom in close as her crotch turns very wet and dark. Lily takes off her jeans and sucks the wet fabric while seductively looking into the camera. This babe loves the taste of her own juices and strips naked to tease both her pussy and big boobs! She sits up on the back of the chair and fingers herself, pausing to piss again down onto her clothes, this time soaking her top too. Lily dives into her puddle of pee and licks it up with her tongue! She bends over and toys a vibrator then decides to get hold of a pink glass vase which she uses to catch another stream of piss in. Pouring it all over her tits and enjoying pee in mouth action, Lily gets soaking wet and finishes herself off, enjoying her first ever hd pissing scene with us!
Seductive And Soaked
Girl: Yana R.
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Gorgeous babe Yana Rose walks seductively into the lounge in peach lingerie and white lace-topped stockings in our latest WetandPissy hd pissing scene. She knows exactly what she is doing as she starts to peel herself out of her sheer dressing gown and rubs her hands all over herself. She takes off her basque and stands above a bright red stool, pussy pissing into the seat! Yana dips her pearl necklace into her pee puddle and licks them before she gets hold of some love eggs which this horny hottie uses to pop inside her piss-drenched pussy! Yana pulls them out and pees all over them then gets hold of a glass goblet which she uses to catch another piss stream in. She pours her golden nectar into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking and then pours the rest all over herself. Yana moves down onto the rug and masturbates until she orgasms!
Sucking Her Sheets
Girl: Nikki R.
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Blonde babe Nikki Riddle walks sexily into the bedroom in the tiniest denim hotpants and spike heels you've ever seen. She bends over and shows off her perfect ass encased in denim and suddenly becomes desperate to pee. Nikki climbs onto her bed and starts peeing her pants, letting the crotch of her denim shorts get absolutely drenched in piss. She rubs her hands over the fabric and licks her fingers before taking them off to squeeze into her mouth. Horny Nikki masturbates and fingers her wet pussy and then gets hold of a glass bowl to catch another of her piss streams in. She kneels above it and lets her juices flow down into the bowl while holding her pussy lips apart. Nikki dips her hair into it and pours some of her warm golden pee into her mouth to try piss drinking then spits it back out over herself, pouring the rest down over her top. Once she strips naked, this pee drenched babe enjoys a massive black dildo and fucks herself quickly while pushing her head against her wooden headboard. Naughty Nikki pauses to piss all over her bedsheets and then finishes herself off with her huge sex toy in this pissing porn movie!
Slender Streams
Girl: Megan V.
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Raven haired babe Megan Venturi features in our latest Wet and Pissy movie and this slim hottie walks into the lounge in a miniskirt and cropped top. Her skirt barely covers her ass and she lifts it up even more to show off her white g-string! Sitting on the couch, Megan slips her hands down into her panties and masturbates. She suddenly feels the need to pee and takes off her panties before spraying a messy stream of her piss over the floor with her pissing pussy. She squeezes her wet XXL lips and then splashes about in her puddle of pee on the floor. Megan uses a glass dildo to toy herself with in the doggystyle position then moves over to a little footstool where she continues to pleasure herself. She catches another pee stream in a glass bowl which is placed beneath her and naughty Megan splashes her golden juices over her shaved pussy and pours the rest down her small, but perfect tits! She masturbates while standing and pees at the same time, letting her droplets splash down onto the ground to finish off her pissing porn scene!
Streams Keep Coming
Girl: Lynna N.
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It's time for another new face here on Wet and Pissy in blonde bombshell Lynna Nilson. Dressed in a tiny miniskirt and cropped tie top, this slender babe climbs on top of the dining table and grabs her ass while bent high in the air and this naughty girl isn't wearing any panties! Her XXL pussy lips hang down and she starts pussy pissing down onto the table beneath her. Lynna's pee stream just keeps on coming and she lays down on her pee puddle and once she gets wet, she takes off her skirt and licks the wet fabric. Lynna bends back over and rubs her pussy then turns over and leans back and fingers herself. She feels desperate to pee again and sprays another stream down onto the table. Getting naked, Lynna squeezes her soaking wet top down over her perfect tits then gets to work on her wet pussy with a glass vase which she rubs against her taco pussy lips! She then fucks her pussy with the glass vessel and fills it with even more of her piss. She pours it down over her body and into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking! After she orgasms, she pees one last time over the table, which has really got a good soaking in this hot blonde's debut pissing scene!
Busty and Desperate
Girl: Angel W.
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Big boobed blonde Angel Wicky returns to Wet and Pissy this week and she rushes into the bathroom holding onto her crotch only to find that the toilet is out of order and also out of bounds! Angel looks around and tries to work out what her next move is when she takes off her fishnet minidress and stands in the middle of the bathroom when she starts peeing her pants! The look of relief comes across Angel's face as her golden pee stream trickles through her crotch and down her legs then she licks her fingers and starts to take off her swimsuit so that she can suck the damp fabric. Once she is naked, she bends over and fingers her wet pussy before standing above a bucket and sponge which she stands and pees over. Taking out the sponge, this big titted queen drips her piss over her big boobs and then into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking. Laying on her back, this horny blonde sucks and toys a big purple dildo. While toying her pussy she masturbates at the same time and dives into her pee on a footstool. Continuing her toy play while stood up, Angel masturbates and enjoys a squirting orgasm!
Pulsating Streams
Girl: Ali B.
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Brunette babe Ali Bordeaux is dressed in fishnet pantyhose and a tank top while teasing in the dining room. She has her trimmed pussy on show while she touches herself and really shows off her tattooed body! Ali is feeling seriously horny so she lifts up her tank top and plays with her small, but perfect tits! She takes off her top completely and lifts one leg up onto the glass table before spraying a stream of her golden piss down onto her top. Her juices drench her top and Ali squeezes it into her mouth and down over her body. After bending over and teasing her pussy with her fingers some more, Ali gets a glass goblet and kneels up on the table before she starts pussy pissing into it. There's no way she is going to fill it to the top, but Ali really tries her hardest to empty herself. She gets a pipette and squeezes some of her piss into the tube, inserts it into her pussy and gives herself a pussy wash, firing her golden piss up into her hole! She keeps squeezing her pee over her trimmed pussy and then licks up her juices from the tabletop to give herself a taste of piss drinking. Her hair gets drenched too as Ali rubs it in her pissy puddle and this horny babe lays on her side in her wet mess while fingering her pussy and sucking her fingers clean! She lays back with her legs in the air and rips her pantyhose apart, firing pulsating streams of piss down onto the table and over the edge while we zoom in close on her pissing pussy. She fills her pussy with a glass dildo and changes positions into the doggystyle position before she speeds things up and makes herself cum, finishing by enjoying a standing pee all over the floor!