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Soaked Yoga Pants
Girl: Lady D.
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Raven-haired hottie Lady Dee returns to Wet and Pissy in our latest scene and looks seriously hot in her tight yoga pants and cropped top. She lays down on a footstool and suddenly, this naughty babe starts peeing her pants! Lady Dee's crotch gets drenched in golden piss and turns the fabric see-through! We zoom in close as she continues to fire short bursts of pee through her pants and then this babe turns around and rubs her pussy and ass into her wet mess! Lady Dee takes off her yoga pants and licks them before fingering her soaking wet pussy. She holds clear high heels beneath her crotch and catches another pee stream in it, pouring some of her golden nectar into her mouth before she spits it back out again over her perky tits! Now piss soaked, Lady Dee grabs hold of a purple vibrator and toys herself in numerous positions. She gets a glass bowl and starts pussy pissing right into it, licking up her juices to give herself a taste of piss drinking!
Oriental Streams
Girl: Akasha C.
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Exotic looking Akasha Coliun makes her debut today on Wet and Pissy and enters her lounge in a silk kimono. She holds onto her crotch, clearly suffering with pee desperation when she decides to climb on top of the wooden coffee table and open her legs before spraying a stream of her warm piss into a bowl. Akasha takes off her kimono and reveals her hot body, covered in many tattoos. she carefully lifts up her bowl of piss and pours some of her juices into her mouth, playfully spitting it back out again. The rest of the bowl gets poured down her body before Akasha takes off her bra and dips her fingers into her piss puddle, licking them clean. Next this raven haired hottie gets some chopsticks which she uses to pinch her nipples together and play with her pussy lips. She not only uses them to fuck herself with, but to gape her pussy wide apart before she starts pussy pissing over the table again while we film her in closeup. Naughty Akasha lays on her side and fingers herself, pissing again, this time partially over her legs and down onto the table. She licks up her golden juices and dips her long hair into them but really wants her pussy played with. Using some numchucks, Akasha rubs the metal chain against her labia then fucks one of the handles while standing. She sits down to continue her pussy play and masturbates at the same time to make herself orgasm, which turns out to be a squirting orgasm, soaking the floor beneath her!
Busty and Desperate
Girl: Angel W.
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Big boobed blonde Angel Wicky returns to Wet and Pissy this week and she rushes into the bathroom holding onto her crotch only to find that the toilet is out of order and also out of bounds! Angel looks around and tries to work out what her next move is when she takes off her fishnet minidress and stands in the middle of the bathroom when she starts peeing her pants! The look of relief comes across Angel's face as her golden pee stream trickles through her crotch and down her legs then she licks her fingers and starts to take off her swimsuit so that she can suck the damp fabric. Once she is naked, she bends over and fingers her wet pussy before standing above a bucket and sponge which she stands and pees over. Taking out the sponge, this big titted queen drips her piss over her big boobs and then into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking. Laying on her back, this horny blonde sucks and toys a big purple dildo. While toying her pussy she masturbates at the same time and dives into her pee on a footstool. Continuing her toy play while stood up, Angel masturbates and enjoys a squirting orgasm!
Lucia Denvile
Girl: Lucia D.
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Stunning black haired babe Lucia Denville is in the wet room for her debut appearance on Wet and Pissy wearing tiny denim hotpants and an aqua tank top. Her ass and legs look perfect as she climbs onto a wooden bench and as we zoom in closer we see that she even has a cameltoe! She places her hands down towards her crotch and soon a wet patch appears in her denims. Lucia has peed herself and licks her damp fingers before stripping out of her hotpants and sucking on the crotch. Using a glass bowl, Lucia places it beneath her and as she sits on the edge of the bench, she aims a stream of piss into it, catching her juices. Once she has finished, she picks up the bowl and pours her golden liquid into her mouth and all down her tank top which turns see-through and let's us peek at her gorgeous nipples! This beautiful babe strips completely naked and lifts one leg into the air to catch even more of her warm pee and pours it all over her naked body, letting it trickle down to her pussy. Laying back onto the bench, Lucia attempts to piss over herself and dives into a puddle of her pee before getting hold of a flesh like dildo and sucks it. She then slides it into her pussy and enjoys fucking herself hard. She wants to cum so much that she uses a magic wand vibrator on her clit at the same time to make herself orgasm!
Playful With Piss
Girl: Jessica L.
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Raven haired babe Jessica Lincoln is back on Wet and Pissy almost exactly a year after her first appearance and she is in the mood for some fun. She's cleaning her lounge which is never any fun so it doesn't take her long to think of something else to do! She rubs her pussy through her panties using her feather duster and suddenly needs to pee so sits on the coffee table before she starts wetting her panties. Her pee stream dampens her crotch as it starts to shoot out of her hole, soaking both Jessica and the coffee table in the process! She has a bit of fun bouncing her ass on the coffee table in her golden juices then takes off her panties before mopping up her wet mess. There is so much pee that her panties can't even handle the volume of piss so Jessica squeezes her wet panties over her mouth, tasting her juices. Afterwards, Jessica licks up more of her pee from the coffee table before grabbing hold of some sex toys to have some more fun! She pees over a red inflatable dildo then rides it and suddenly decides to stand on the coffee table in her socks, soaking them in her newest puddle! Once Jessica is completely naked and drenched in her piss, she moves over to the sofa where she lays back and enjoys toying her wet pussy with a purple dildo. She enjoys herself so much and once she has finished she tries to spray a post orgasm stream which takes a while to shoot out of her pussy. Finally, as Jessica is having so much fun so uses her sponge to mop up more of her pee and rub her pussy, turning her cleaning day into a much more enjoyable pissing porn experience!
Lapping It Up
Girl: Chrissy F.
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Sexy redhead Chrissy Fox is back on Wet and Pissy and is in the lounge dressed in a skintight minidress. She lifts up her dress and touches her pussy lips then strips down to her panties before sitting on the glass coffee table. She starts wetting her panties, letting her golden juices flow down onto the table and pulls her panties to one side as her stream keeps gushing out of her hole. Chrissy feels seriously horny so dives into her puddle and gets soaked in her own piss. Leaning back on the couch, this hot redhead stuffs her panties into her pussy and then pleasures her pussy with a textured finger dildo. She pauses to pee in her vase and makes quite a mess, splashing all over her table when she pours her pee over herself and masturbates. She pours some of her piss in mouth and splashes the rest over her pussy. Using a rainbow dildo, Chrissy fucks her pussy and masturbates until she comes to a shuddering squirting orgasm!
Wet With Cynthia
Girl: Cynthia V.
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Hot MILF Cynthia Vellons returns to Wet and Pissy this week and this hottie is in the kitchen in some seriously sexy sheer lingerie and a white robe. This lingerie leaves little to the imagination as Cynthia's big boobs can be seen right through it. She slowly strips out of her panties and gets hold of a glass vase, filled with lots of straws. This playful babe starts pussy pissing right into the vase and sucks up her golden juices through the straws, enjoying some piss drinking and spitting! Cynthia soaks herself in her warm pee and then lubes up some pink tongs which she slides into her pussy while leaning back on the dining table. While holding her pussy lips apart, Cynthia sprays another stream of piss all over herself and the tabletop too! She rides a rainbow dildo while stuck on the kitchen floor and makes her way back onto the dining table to make herself more comfortable. Her pussy play continues and this naughty MILF gets off before making a cup of herbal pissy tea!
Pee Soaked Sheets
Girl: Tera L.
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Sexy Tera link features in todays update on Wet and Pissy and she wastes no time in teasing while on her bed wearing a sheer blue tank top and tiny hotpants. She runs her hands all over her slender body before sliding her hand into her shorts to touch herself. After bending over and holding onto the bed frame, naughty Tera starts peeing her pants, soaking her bed sheets below. Puddles of golden pee form where she is kneeling and Tera has lots of fun rubbing these patches with her hands and sucking her juices too! She turns over and after taking off her top, pulls her soaking wet hotpants to one side so that she can masturbate. Piss play really turns Tera on and she looks inside her drawer to find a dildo to help her get off! She rubs it against her pussy before inserting it into her hole, enjoying every single thrust she makes inside herself. Using a glass bowl, Tera bends over and pees a powerful stream into it while we zoom in close on the action. She uses a pipette to suck her juices up and squirt them all over herself in a playful manner! Pouring the rest of her warm piss in mouth and over her body, pee drenched Tera continues to fuck her dildo, changing positions and masturbating at the same time. She uses a pillow to raise the lower half of her body and pisses up into the air, letting her juices fall back down all over herself and again, over her bed sheets. Just when we thought she had no more pee to give, she sits on the edge of her bed and catches another decent stream in a vase, strategically placed on the floor! This gets tipped over her face and hair, completely soaking her!
Paula Shy In The Kitchen
Girl: Christy C.
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Sexy hottie Paula Shy is back on Wet and Pissy and she is in the kitchen sweeping up. She pours herself a drink and then decides she needs to pee. Paula starts peeing her pants right there in the kitchen and damp piss streams run down her leggings. Sitting down in her pee puddle, this naughty babe rubs herself around in her juices and then stands up. Her leggings have turned see-through! Once she takes them off, Paula squeezes her leggings over her white cropped top and then sits up on the kitchen counter to masturbate. She starts pissing down onto the floor then catches some of her next stream in a glass. Standing up against the counter, Paula fucks her wet pussy with a spaghetti spoon playfully pees down into two glasses she places on the floor. She sits back down and fingers her pussy then bends upside down to piss all over her own face in this seriously hot pissing porn scene!
Serious Squirter
Girl: Dalia
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Punk babe Dalia is outside the sauna in some tiny denim hotpants which she has teamed with purple lace-topped stockings. This tattooed hottie loves to tease and rubs her hands all over herself, squeezing her tiny tits together before lifting up her top to reveal her perky nipples. Dalia suddenly starts peeing her pants and her denim crotch gets soaking wet with piss while it dribbles down onto the tiled floor. She strips from her shorts and sucks on the wet fabric then mops up more of her pee puddle before she lays back on a foot stool with her shaved pussy on full view. This kinky babe pleasures her pussy with some ben wa balls and we zoom in close as they pop in and out of her wet hole! Dalia pees while pulling them out and then moves onto a vibrator which she uses while squirting! While spreading her pussy lips apart, she starts pussy pissing again and then gets down onto the tiled floor to pleasure her squirting pussy, finishing off this pissing porno in style!
Sexy in Satin
Girl: Sofia L.
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Busty raven haired Sofia Lee returns this week to Wet and Pissy and shines in a satin gown. The split leg design makes it really easy for Sofia to run her hands all the way up to her white cotton panties and she kneels on the couch to squeeze her cleavage together. Suddenly needing to pee, this playful babe places a giant glass goblet on the floor and takes off her panties. She squats above the goblet and starts pussy pissing right into it, with a look of relief flowing across her face! Sofia picks up her golden pee and splashes it all over her red satin dress, and then saves the rest to drench her big tits and shaved pussy while she masturbates! Sitting on the floor, this horny girl grabs one of her boobs and fingers her pussy, pausing only to piss all over the floor. She mops up her juices with her dress. Laying on her back, we zoom in close as Sofia toys her soaking wet pussy with a dildo. She masturbates at the same time and suddenly starts pissing over her own face. After enjoying an orgasm, there's time for one more piss to finish off her latest pissing porn scene.
The Piss Shower
Girl: Barbara S.
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We'd like to welcome Barbara Sweet to Wet and Pissy today for her debut scene. Barbara enters the shower room with a towel wrapped around her. Her problems start when the shower won't turn on. Barbara gets seriously stressed out so to relieve her tension, she sits up on a white stool and spreads her legs before spraying her golden juices over the floor. She looks a little happier with herself now and gets on the floor to mop up her piss with the towel, squeezing it together so that she can taste her piss. She sits on the step in the shower room and fingers her moist pussy, licking her fingers periodically to taste herself some more. This tattooed babe loves to touch herself and is feeling a little kinkier than usual. She gets a glass bowl and catches another stream of her piss into it, letting her pissing pussy let loose. She lifts the bowl and pours her pee over her head, soaking her hair and then proceeds to pour the remaining nectar into her mouth. She spits it back out playfully and licks the bowl with her tongue! Standing up against the shower room wall, Barbara gapes her pussy apart with a metal speculum. After her pussy is spread wide, she lets another piss flow from her hole while standing. This time she really gets wet as she plays with her pee puddle. Barbara needs to fill her pussy with something long and hard, so enjoys a glass dildo which she fucks herself with and after sitting on the floor, starts masturbating at the same time. She of course has to clean her sex toy with more of her pee once she has orgasmed in this pissing porn scene!
Best OF
Girl: Nicole V.
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Today on Wet and Pissy we bring you an amazing pee compilation of our very best scenes all in one handy place! This compilation starts off with hot blonde Violette who is caught peeing her pants, letting her juices stream down the legs of her denims. She places her hands down onto her wet crotch and licks her fingers, enjoying the taste of her own pee. Afterwards, Violette opens her legs while sitting on a stool and shows off how damp her crotch actually is! We follow this with blonde babe Nicole Vice who can't hold her pee desperation any longer as her golden stream fires through the crotch of her barely there hotpants! She pees all over a glass table and the floor. The last of the blondes we feature wets her tiny hotpants while sitting on the dining table and then dives into her puddle of piss! Moving onto even more gorgeous pissing babes we continue our compilation with some faster clips - with piss flowing freely from some more famous faces including Lady Dee, Christy Charming and Jenifer Jane. These stunning babes love to get pee drenched and taste their own juices in this solo masturbation and sex toy pissing porn compilation!
Corning My Pussy Hole
Girl: Mag R.
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Today is the day for some Mag Ray. Chestnut hair, green eyes, and a soft but stunning smile are all part of her sexy charms. Wearing some gray sweat pants, Mag gets on her knees on a black sofa, leans forward and spreads her knees apart to pee. She doesn't bother taking off her gray pants just yet, instead peeing right through them. The material is porous enough for her pee to flood right through it instead of running down her legs. Still, her inner legs are visibly soaked as she leans back on the sofa and spreads her still clothed body. They are soon off though, and she takes a few moments to suck on them before continuing with more peeing. Leaning back on the sofa again, she spreads her legs and then her pussy with her fingers for a perfect looking stream into the air. After playing around with and pissing into a pump Mag Ray moves on to a yellow dildo that she drives harder and faster into herself until she is peeing in spurts. As soon as she is done, Mag Ray now mounts one leg over a table with a red bowl beneath her. Mag Ray lets is see it all from this great angle before pouring the bowl's contents over herself.
Wendy Moon
Girl: Wendy
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Wendy is a cute brunette with alabaster white skin and no tan lines. She looks like an innocent sorority girl but as soon as her scene starts, you can tell she's got a naughty side to her. We meet Wendy in the shower and when she takes of her bikini bottoms, you will notice her clit hood is pierced three times. Wendy immediately pisses into a watering can for you to see. She is super full of pee so there is a lot for her to work with after. Wendy uses the can to water her body down with her own urine, tasting herself as it falls. After slapping her vagina around a bit she works up even more pee to push out for you. Wendy knows how to control her stream by pulling her pussy lips tight and directing her urethra. She also likes to open her pussy wide so you can see it coming slowly out as she plays with every drop.
Redhead Piss Tasting
Girl: Kira R.
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We get up close and personal with Kira Roller on this week's update, scoring some nice zooming in on her body and face and also getting some tight shots as she pees. This petite little red head focuses on a concentrated performance, so most of the time she is letting her instincts guide her, but she reminds us every now and again how much of a good time she is having as her eyes lock on to the camera and she smiles genuinely. She begins by peeing through her sweat pants and licking them, giving the opportunity for the first fantastic close ups of her. She moves on to laying on the bed, resting on the pillow and raising her legs up in the air. She makes a great fountain in the air as we get her in as much of the framing as possible. Our green toy is somewhat of a challenge for her as she attempts to lock it in place as she pees with her face planted in the bed. She pulls it off long enough to let her finish and the now soaking bed becomes the center of her attention. Her last pose is doggie style with a large goblet on the floor as she pees into it as freely as possible.
Tattooed Piss Taster
Girl: Yessica B.
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Tattooed babe Yessica Bunny teases in a tiny denim miniskirt and cropped top as she runs her hands all over herself and turns around to spank her ass cheeks. We zoom in on her panties and Yessica climbs on top of the dining table and rubs her pussy through her panties. Suddenly a wet patch appears on her crotch and Yessica starts wetting her panties with her juices flowing down towards her ass! She rubs her pee and licks her fingers before taking off her wet miniskirt, squeezing the fabric into her mouth. Yessica strips naked and fingers her pussy while bent over the dining table. She starts pussy pissing again and then mops up her puddle with her panties. This horny piss loving babe pleasures her pussy with a squirting dildo and then uses it to squeeze some of her collected piss into the shaft! She pours the rest of her fresh piss into her mouth to try her hand at piss drinking and down over her naked body!
Sissy
Girl: Sissy
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Beautiful brunette Sissy appears on Wet and Pissy today wearing tight denim jeans, a peach tank top and sexy high heels. She poses on a table and opens her legs, pissing her denims and making a nice juicy patch through her crotch. She bends over and starts to pull her denims down before removing them completely and sucking the golden moist patch to enjoy tasting her juices. Sitting on the table, Sissy shows off her pussy while spraying more of her piss into the air. She aims towards her denims and gets them even more soaked before using a pussy pump to catch even more of her golden pee. After filling her tube, Sissy drinks some of her pee then pours some down her tank top too! Once she strips completely naked, this horny brunette uses a big black dildo and pees on it before inserting it into her eager pussy. She enjoys penetrating her deep hole and then licks the tip of her toy to enjoy her fragrant taste. Sissy bends over and relieves herself again, pissing over the table then finally licks her juices up and soaks her beautiful hair with the remaining liquid!
Vampish Vanessa
Girl: Vanessa D.
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Stunning brunette Vanessa Decker is on her bed in a peach coloured babydoll and is feeling really horny. This tanned, tattooed babe opens her legs and runs her fingers over the fabric of her panties, then slips her hand in and touches herself. Vanessa licks her fingers clean seductively and then starts peeing her pants, letting her golden juices flow through her crotch! Her bed gets soaked too and this sexy babe takes off her panties to suck them. She fingers herself and starts pussy pissing down onto her bedsheets while we zoom in close. Sucking on her sheets, Vanessa strips naked and plays with her big boobs then sits up on the headboard while she toys a pink sex toy! Vanessa catches another stream of her warm pee in a glass vase and pours it down over her tits and into her mouth. She carries on toying her pussy while bent over in doggystyle and enjoys an orgasm, pissing down onto her sheets one more time to finish her latest Wet and Pissy scene!
Sexy Squirter
Girl: Jessica B.
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It's time for another perfect pissing movie with Jessical Bell as she walks outside the sauna in white lace topped stockings and a sheer floaty top. She feels super naughty and beckons the camera towards her as she kneels on a footstool and slides her hands down into her lace panties to touch her pussy. Once her panties are off, Jessica lays back and holds apart her pussy lips while she sprays a powerful stream of golden piss up into the air and all over herself! This turns her on even more and she takes off her top to mop up her juices and squeeze them into her mouth and all over her hot body. Jessica uses some chopsticks and holds her XXL pussy lips before using them to slide into her pussy. She gapes her hole wide apart and aims another stream into a small bowl. Dipping her fingers into the bowl, Jessica gives herself some piss in mouth action and splashes her streams over herself, including her shaved pussy. This horny brunette leans one leg up on the desk and fucks a black fist shaped dildo. Jessica fucks herself while bent over in the doggystyle position and then starts pussy pissing again in another oriental bowl. She finishes herself off with the dildo and squirts a seriously impressive stream across the room to finish off her hd pissing scene!
Wet Dildo Play
Girl: Sasha Z.
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Sasha Zima's petite body houses a pair of superb legs, highlighted by her snug fitting pink shorts. Climbing onto the table getting down on her hands and knees, Sasha drops a glass between her legs and pees through her shorts. Most of her pee filters through them, but some of it escapes outside the edges. With the glass almost full, Sasha gets her chest fully soaked, and so it is her first piece of clothing to go. She mingles with a pair of candles, using them somewhat like a speculum as she pushes out a mini pee. This serves as an opening for a standing pee with one foot on the table. She takes a few moments before she gets it going. She follows up by mounting a dildo on the corner of the table. Once more she gets one foot on the table, but this time her back faces the camera, gaping with her hand as she showers the toy. She rides it on the table and then takes a manual hands on approach leading to a shuttering climax. Finally, Sasha climbs onto the sofa, laying on her back with legs up in the air, taking a little piss over her body, trying to spray her own face.
Wet And Playful
Girl: Nicol L.
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It's always a pleasure when playful Nicol Love comes in to see us for some pissing porn and as she stands in the lounge in tiny pink shorts and a bra, she unclips her bra to show off her tits and then leans back on a leather chair when she suddenly starts peeing her pants! The crotch of her shorts gets very wet and messy as Nicol lifts up her ass repeatedly, letting her piss trickle down onto the leather beneath her. Naughty Nicol sits down in her pee puddle and moves it around with her hands. Taking off her shorts, she mops up her juices and squeezes them back out over her naked body. Nicol even sucks the wet fabric, spitting her pee back out again! Standing up with one leg on the chair, Nicol fingers her pussy then pulls apart her XXL lips to piss again on the leather chair. She makes quite a mess and then lays upside down to continue fingering her soaking wet hole. Pissing again, Nicol ends up peeing in her own mouth and all over her face and this is one of the reasons why we love her so much! Nicol bends over into the doggystyle position and we zoom in close as she enjoys more fingering and pussy pissing fun before finally scooping up her piss and drizzling it all over herself!
Aiming Those Streams
Girl: Giorgia R.
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Brunette babe Giorgia Roma is another new face here on Wet and Pissy and doesn't disappoint in her debut scene! She walks into the lounge and starts to tease in her tiny denim hotpants and camo bodysuit, showing off her long legs before she walks sexily over to the sofa and strips out of her shorts. She climbs onto the sofa with one leg in the air and starts peeing through the crotch of her bodysuit. Her golden juices run down her leg and onto the grey fabric beneath her while she touches her pee stream and licks her fingers to taste herself. She takes off her bodysuit and once she is naked relaxes on the sofa while masturbating and fingering her pussy. Suddenly she gapes her pussy lips wide apart and shoots another stream of piss towards the camera. She looks like she is enjoying this playful side and gives her pussy a good workout before getting some red tongs to stretch herself even further apart! Changing positions, Giorgia lays down on the sofa and attempts to pee over herself, aiming right at her face! She shoots herself perfectly, keeping those streams firing in her direction then decides to fill her pussy with something a lot bigger! she toys a huge red dildo and pees over the sofa again. This sex toy gets Giorgia off easily and this hot brunette finishes off her first pissing porn scene with a spot of piss drinking and pours the remaining liquid over her head after catching her golden juices in a giant goblet!
Tattooed Pee Play
Girl: Stacy S.
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Stacy Sommers is another new face here on Wet and Pissy and we think this dark haired tattooed babe is going to go down a treat! Dressed in panties and tee, Stacy wastes no time as she lifts her top and slides her hands into her lace panties. She looks like she might need to relieve herself so gets hold of a glass vase and places it on the sofa. Pulling her panties to one side, Stacy lets her juices flow from her pissing pussy and catches them in the vase before pouring them down over her top and into her mouth! This raven haired hottie takes off her clothes and sucks them, getting a real taste of her golden pee then lays back fingering and masturbating her pussy. She gapes herself apart and sprays a powerful stream of piss all over herself and the sofa, looking like she is enjoying every minute of her first piss play experience! Afterwards she fills her pussy with a massive black dildo and licks it, stopping only to bend over and piss all over her toy! Stacy continues to fuck her pussy hard and masturbates at the same time to orgasm, leaving just enough time to piss into a cocktail glass while standing to give herself a proper taste of piss drinking, gagging slightly in the process!