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Piss Soaked Toy Play
Girl: Rachel E.
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Wet and Pissy proudly presents another instance of top tier pissing from Rachel Evans. This little minx has been featured in many pissing videos, and her qualifications show in her latest episode. Rachel keeps it simple with a pink top and blue shorts with matching pink. She lays back on the couch, peeing while still wearing her shorts. After moving around in her wet shorts for a bit, Rachel slides out of them, ready for her second round of peeing. We've seen pissing porn stars squirt out some elegant streams and this isn't an example of that. Rachel's stream is erratic in form, and this is a great thing. Still, Rachel is able to stop and go as she pleases, filling her hand up and licking it up while still peeing. There's plenty of clothe soaking and hair drenching with Rachel on board. Rachel moves from playing with a large dildo to a personal favorite of hers. There's some piss squiring here and then Rachel pees one last time for us, spreading her legs open as she leans back on the sofa. Spreading her pussy with her hands makes her stream cleaner and more accurate as she aims for a large vase on the floor.
Soaking Sex Toys
Girl: Puppy
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Gorgeous babe Puppy is back on Wet and Pissy and today she is sat at her dressing table filing her nails. Suddenly she needs to pee and holds her hands between her legs before deciding to lift up her skirt and pee all over her chair, letting it form a puddle underneath her. She takes off her skirt and then squats next to the chair and splashes her piss around with her fingers, sucking them clean. She gets herself covered in pee then stands up before enjoying a little blue sex toy on her shaved pussy! Puppy masturbates while toying herself and starts pussy pissing, this time all over her toy, licking and sucking it clean. Once she is naked, she splashes more piss down over her hot body and then leans on the dressing table to continue masturbating. She gets hold of a glass bowl and fills it with more of her piss, pouring it down over herself and this blonde babe likes to get wet! She bends over and uses a bigger vibrator on her pussy and finally sits in the chair to finish herself off and enjoy one final pee in her latest pissing porn scene!
Diving Into Golden Pee
Girl: Katy S.
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Gorgeous blonde Katy Sky makes her hd pissing debut on Wet and Pissy today dressed in a tight tank top and ripped denim jeans. She looks seriously seductive before she even starts to do anything and once she sits on a glass chair, a little damp spot appears in her crotch. It soon becomes apparent that Katy has started to piss her denims and she playfully places her fingers down onto her pee so that she can taste it. As this hot blonde starts to take her wet jeans off, she licks the crotch before she sits on the edge of the table and fires a stream of her golden piss over the glass chair. She laps up her juices and then gets onto the floor so that she can dive in the wet puddle she has also left behind. Her tank top turns transparent and Katy soon takes it off, licking this part of her sexy outfit too! As she bends over, another messy pee stream drips onto the floor and Katy wastes no time in rolling around in her warm liquid. She uses a golden vibrator which she firstly licks before sliding it into her wet pussy and as she enjoys fucking herself hard she rubs her clit and sprays more juices over the floor! Finally, this pissing porn loving babe catches another stream in a big blue glass bowl and pours the contents of it all over herself, looking rather mischievous as she gets even more pee drenched!
Morgan
Girl: Morgan
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With the success of her debut on Wet and Pissy, it was only a matter of time before Morgan would strike again. Her fun loving ways won us over and they are still a big part of what makes her so great. Morgan, in a very bare wardrobe, is dressed exquisitely. As the pissing comes into play, it's clear that she's fully dedicated to wooing her fans again. Hovering over the bed, laying back on one hand, and with her legs apart, Morgan taps into our desires instantly. Her affection towards the wet bed afterwards is fantastic. Flinging her panties, Morgan goes into the best type of waterworks, laying on her back and pissing into the air, projecting towards her face. With plenty of antics, from rolling around on the bed, to pissing while masturbating to her red toy, Morgan keeps things going at all times. Finally, a focused Morgan sits on the edge of the bed, still smiling, aiming for a vase on the floor for a great conclusion.
Glass Goddess
Girl: Tiny T.
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Tiny Tina sneaks into the room in crotchless pantyhose and a fishnet top and is holding onto her crotch looking for somewhere to relieve her pee desperation. She empties a vase of its flowers and throws them on the floor before she relieves herself and starts pussy pissing right into the glass vase! Tina dips her fingers into her juices and tastes them, then rubs her perky nipples and pours her golden juices over her tongue and down her pussy! She splashes about in her pee puddle and makes herself more comfortable by sitting on a dining chair. Grabbing hold of a bigger glass vase, Tina sucks the end and slips it into her wet pussy, using it as a sex toy! She pees right into it and stands up to pour the contents down herself again! Now Tina is sufficiently soaked, she gets a glass dildo from her backpack and lays on her side on the glass dining table to pleasure herself. She slides the dildo into her hole, sucks it and fucks herself again while we zoom in close! She pauses and pees towards the camera, soaking her crotchless pantyhose with her latest stream. This raven haired hottie bends over the dining table for more dildo play and once she has finished, she fires a straight stream of piss down onto the floor and this pissing pornstar gets down to splash about in her pee puddle.
Wet Dildo Play
Girl: Sasha Z.
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Sasha Zima's petite body houses a pair of superb legs, highlighted by her snug fitting pink shorts. Climbing onto the table getting down on her hands and knees, Sasha drops a glass between her legs and pees through her shorts. Most of her pee filters through them, but some of it escapes outside the edges. With the glass almost full, Sasha gets her chest fully soaked, and so it is her first piece of clothing to go. She mingles with a pair of candles, using them somewhat like a speculum as she pushes out a mini pee. This serves as an opening for a standing pee with one foot on the table. She takes a few moments before she gets it going. She follows up by mounting a dildo on the corner of the table. Once more she gets one foot on the table, but this time her back faces the camera, gaping with her hand as she showers the toy. She rides it on the table and then takes a manual hands on approach leading to a shuttering climax. Finally, Sasha climbs onto the sofa, laying on her back with legs up in the air, taking a little piss over her body, trying to spray her own face.
Army Lexi
Girl: Lexi D.
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Lexi is back, and the bombshell is at it again with another impressive performance. If there is one new revelation, it's that she looks very hot in her camo gear. Of course, it goes off rather quickly, and she's itching for her moment to piss. After some brief desperate squirming, Lexi is up on the table right over her massive goblet, slightly kinking her knees as she lets loose. One of the great things that we have come to expect from Lexi is that she loves being an exhibitionist. Her audible excitement is proof of that and the piss itself is equally good. Lexi is also adept to pee in any position, so far as we can tell. From a high rising legs-wide open piss, to an explicit doggie style piss, Lexi keeps the action both hot and playful. After a nice kneeling piss filmed from behind, Lexi drinks a portion of it and straps her backpack over her shoulders as she waves goodbye.
Peeing Like An Angel
Girl: Angel W.
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Angel Wicky, a busty blond with knee-torn jeans and bushy hot spot takes a different approach for jean wetting. Ready to pee, she drops her pants halfway down her thighs for an open view wetting. She dances in a tight little scuttle as she turns away, with coy nervousness she hunches her torso forward as she starts to pee. She's noticeably enjoying herself with some subtle but effective sighs and laughs with her piss falling into and through her jeans. After sucking on her jeans, Angel proceeds to serving herself a golden goblet of pee, filling it as she holds it in front of her. For her next bit, she lays on her back with the always inviting spread open legs as she pees into the air on onto herself. She gets her hands on a thick black toy, bouncing up and down in a simulated sexual encounter. Moving through different phases with the toy, Angel finds herself in a squatted position as she begins her 'squirt' run, amassing a good amount of power shots, especially towards the end as she moves to an on-and-off rhythm pumping out some short but weighty blasts that travel in several directions.
Messy Maid
Girl: Sweet A.
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Naughty maid Sweet Angelina would be a must in any office and this kinky babe finishes off her maid outfit with fishnet socks and spike heels! She starts cleaning the office and kneels down on the floor to concentrate on the floor when she suddenly needs to pee. She bends right over and with her grey panties on show, this hottie starts wetting her panties and soaks the tiles beneath her with her piss stream. Sweet Angelina rubs her ass around in her juicy pee puddle and strips before she fingers her wet pussy and masturbates while we zoom in close on the action! She starts pussy pissing over the floor some more and tries to wipe up her latest puddle with tissue, squeezing it out over her perfect tits. This playful babe moves over to the office couch where she pleasures her shaved pussy with a glass dildo and pulls it out to piss all over it before she finishes herself off in this pissing porno and enjoys another powerful piss which she fires all over the tiles!
Feeling Festive
Girl: Eva B.
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We have a real festive treat for you in our latest Wet and Pissy update as Eva Brown returns dressed in dark red lingerie. Eva loves sweet treats and with a stack of candy canes to play with, this brunette beauty picks one up to lick before making her way around to sit on the edge of her dining table. Eva pulls down her lingerie to set her big tits free and rubs her nipples with the candy cane. Suddenly she really needs to pee and rubs her pussy as she starts wetting her panties! Her pee stream flows through Eva's crotch and onto the ground then this horny minx mops up her juices using some of her sexy lingerie. She squeezes the wet fabric over herself and this horny babe climbs up onto the dining table to pleasure her pussy with the candy canes. Eva soon pees all over them and licks the piss-soaked sweets seductively! This wet babe sucks up some of her golden juices to give herself a taste of piss drinking then grabs hold of a double-ended dildo to fuck herself with, making more time for even more pussy pissing!
Antonia At Home
Girl: Antonia
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As part of our stay home, stay safe collection, today we join Antonia in her bathroom who is dressed in a tank top and sheer white panties and filming herself from her own home! Her pussy looks very inviting through the fabric and Antonia briefly touches herself before turning around and shaking her perfect ass for the camera. Sliding her hand into her panties, Antonia rubs her pussy and then sucks her fingers. She squats in the shower and suddenly starts wetting her panties with her pee stream trickling through the fabric. This naughty babe takes off her panties and licks them before she rubs them over her big tits. Using a pink dildo while stood in the shower, Antonia rubs it against her pussy lips and starts pussy pissing again over her toy. She masturbates and fucks herself with her toy, sticking it onto the shower tray to ride while squatting in her own piss puddle! Pausing to lift herself off the shaft and pee again all over her toy, horny Antonia rides it some more before sticking it to her bathroom wall to suck. She fucks it soon after while stood up and bent over, then takes off her tank top to piss all over it while it's stuffed in a glass jug! What could be better than watching this sexy girl peeing at home?
After-School
Girl: Amaris
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Naughty schoolgirl Amaris is in detention again and isn't allowed to leave until the end. She suddenly feels the urge to pee and knows that we won't let her go to the bathroom so she squats in her fishnet crotchless pantyhose and pees down over the floor and onto her miniskirt. She rubs her ass in the pee puddle, soaking her clothes even more and lets us zoom in on her shaved pussy. Of course a girl like Amaris doesn't wear any panties to school! Taking off her miniskirt, Amaris squeezes her golden piss out of it and licks the damp fabric before she leans against the world map and starts to touch her pussy. This horny girl fingers herself and sucks them clean, then moves over to the chair and holds her pussy apart while pissing down onto it! Amaris mops it up with a sponge and squeezes it over her cropped top before she takes it off and bends over the desk to toy herself with a dildo. She catches another stream in a bottle and slips in a straw to suck piss in mouth. Giving herself a taste of piss drinking, Amaris spits it back out over her hard nipples and pours the remaining nectar over herself. She lays on the floor and continues her dildo play with time for one final piss over herself and on the floor in this pissing porn scene!
Sweet Soul Pisser
Girl: Paulina S.
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We can't seem to get enough of Paulina Soul at the moment so the next logical step was to film her for Wet and Pissy! Dressed in ripped denim jeans and a seriously short cropped top, Paulina clearly isn't wearing a bra as her perky nipples poke through the fabric. She has a body to die for and encased in tight denim, her ass looks so inviting! While teasing us she suddenly feels the urge to pee and bends over a little uncomfortable then climbs up onto the sofa with her legs spread wide. Suddenly Paulina starts peeing her pants and a big wet patch appears in the crotch of her jeans. We zoom in close and capture her pee dripping down onto the leather sofa and Paulina touches her crotch, licking her fingers clean. Clearly getting turned on, this hot babe peels herself out of her wet clothes and then holds a class vase underneath her pussy, pissing right into it. Her golden nectar fills the tube up to the top and Paulina pours it into her mouth enjoying piss drinking! She pours the rest over her top and then after taking off her pee soaked cropped top, she fills her pussy with a red dildo. While bent over in the doggystyle position she forcefully squeezes another pee stream all over the leather sofa and kneels in her puddle of piss. She dives right into it and leaves herself just enough time for one final piss which she partially catches in a cocktail glass. Drink anyone?
Keithy
Girl: Keithy
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Keithy is a blonde girl that loves to wear pink clothes wherever she walks and she doesn’t have any problem in wetting her underwear. If other models use all kind of sex toys, this one prefers to use her fingers for getting pleasure. I was surprised to see that Keithy started sucking a banana, but when I’ve seen how she knows to used, I completely understood why she brought that. If seeing her while she pees won’t arouse you, when you’ll take a look at her fingering and masturbating using the banana, you’ll instantly cum. This is one of the nastiest girls you’ll ever see in the porn movies and she loves to act this way.
Sexy Squirter
Girl: Jessica B.
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It's time for another perfect pissing movie with Jessical Bell as she walks outside the sauna in white lace topped stockings and a sheer floaty top. She feels super naughty and beckons the camera towards her as she kneels on a footstool and slides her hands down into her lace panties to touch her pussy. Once her panties are off, Jessica lays back and holds apart her pussy lips while she sprays a powerful stream of golden piss up into the air and all over herself! This turns her on even more and she takes off her top to mop up her juices and squeeze them into her mouth and all over her hot body. Jessica uses some chopsticks and holds her XXL pussy lips before using them to slide into her pussy. She gapes her hole wide apart and aims another stream into a small bowl. Dipping her fingers into the bowl, Jessica gives herself some piss in mouth action and splashes her streams over herself, including her shaved pussy. This horny brunette leans one leg up on the desk and fucks a black fist shaped dildo. Jessica fucks herself while bent over in the doggystyle position and then starts pussy pissing again in another oriental bowl. She finishes herself off with the dildo and squirts a seriously impressive stream across the room to finish off her hd pissing scene!
Christmas Gifts
Girl: Silvia D.
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We're already celebrating Christmas here at Wet and Pissy and today Silvia Dellai gets treated to some early gifts! She looks absolutely stunning as she poses next to the Christmas tree wearing nipple tassles, stockings and a tiny g-string! She takes a present from under the tree and while perching herself on the edge of a leather sofa, this naughty babe pisses all over it! Luckily she decides to open it too and inside there are a selection of sex toys that she can't wait to use! Silvia chooses some pink love eggs first and rubs their textured surface against her labia before inserting them into her pussy. After enjoying them for a while, she takes them out and licks them clean before taking a peach sheet and holding it behind herself while she releases another stream of piss all over it. She wrings it into her mouth and then decides to play with a squirting flesh like dildo! She sucks it then slides it into her soaking wet pussy and once she bends over doggystyle, she pees all over the sofa. Silvia certainly loves her piss play and afterwards, she holds herself up and catches more piss in her hands! We hope this scene brings some early festive cheer to you!
Soaked Serenya
Girl: Serenya G.
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Serenya Gomez features in our latest Wet and Pissy scene and this stunning brunette is dressed in skintight pink denims and a tee. She sits on the desk and rubs her hand up and down her leg before taking off her leopard print high heels. Suddenly Serenya feels the need to pee and squats on top of the desk while pulling down her denims. She starts pussy pissing all over the top of the desk, letting her juices trickle over the edge and down onto the ground as she lets loose! Serenya takes off her denims and splashes about in her pee puddle, licking her fingers clean. She moves over to the sideboard and fingers her wet pussy then catches another stream of piss in a glass jar. This naughty babe pours it into her mouth and all over her tee! Our pissing porno continues with Serenya stripping naked and this hottie uses a metal speculum to gape herself wide apart while peeing again! She sprays like a sprinkler all over the rug and then gives herself an orgasm with a vibrator while bent over her leather coated chair. Of course there's time for one final pee as she soaks the chair and the camera in the process!
Tattooed and Wet
Girl: Ali B.
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Ali Bordeaux is back on Wet and Pissy and today she is outside the sauna dressed in tiny denim hotpants and a sheer lace top leaving her tattoos on display! This slim hottie is ready to tease and pulls down her top to give her nipples some pleasure then turns around before she starts peeing her pants! Her golden streams flow down through her denim hotpants and onto the floor and Ali loves the sensation of wetting herself. Ali peels herself out of her wet pants and uses them to mop up the floor before bending over on the chair to tease her pussy. She uses some golden ben wa balls on her XXL pussy lips as we zoom in close on all the juicy action! Popping them in and out of her pussy while intermittently pissing on the chair, Ali's streams just keep on coming. She splashes about in her puddle and lays back to finger herself. This playful babe sprays another stream of golden piss up into the air while playing with it using her hands! This tattooed hottie stands up and bends over to toy herself with a jelly dildo and then makes herself more comfortable laying down on her side where she speeds up her sex toy play. After orgasming, this pissing pornstar pees once more and looks very pleased with herself indeed!
Christy Is Back
Girl: Christy C.
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Gorgeous redhead Christy Charming (aka Paula Shy) is back on Wet and Pissy and we know you're going to love her return! Christy is locked in the office and suffering extreme pee desperation. She sits on the edge of the bookcase and starts peeing her pants. She touches the damp patch that streams down her legs and licks her fingers to taste her golden juices. Christy stands up and turns around, showing off her wet denims before she slips out of them and kneels on the tiled floor. Christy sucks more of her piss out of the damp dabric, then unbuttons her blouse to play with her tits, using it to mop up her puddle of piss on the floor. Using a metal speculum she slides it into her pussy and uses it like a sex toy before gaping her hole wide apart. Piss gushes from her, all over the desk and this sexy redhead laps up her piss and playfully rubs her tits in her pee! Christy sits on the office chair and gapes her piss drenched pussy apart with her fingers. She uses a glass vase as a sex toy, sliding the thick cylinder into her pussy while masturbating. Once she has finished she fills the vase with another stream of her piss, pouring it onto her trimmed pussy and into her mouth before spitting it down her hot body! Bending over the desk, Christy needs to cum and uses both hands to enjoy some pussy play. There's time for one last piss in a giant glass goblet which Christy plays with and gulps down the last little drop, piss drinking like a pro!
Gaby
Girl: Gaby
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There is just something about a girl with dark brown hair and hungry looking eyes that is very exciting, especially when she is horny and naked. No man can resist such a sight when he has it right before his eyes. That is the very reason why you should give Gaby some of your undivided attention. She is a very thin and lovely young thing that loves to spray piss and one that you won’t mind making the effort for. She has fair skin and a good pair of tits. But the best feature is probably her juicy pussy lips. You will love watching how wet they get when she is unleashing her pee all over the bathroom and shower floor.
Pulsating Streams
Girl: Ali B.
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Brunette babe Ali Bordeaux is dressed in fishnet pantyhose and a tank top while teasing in the dining room. She has her trimmed pussy on show while she touches herself and really shows off her tattooed body! Ali is feeling seriously horny so she lifts up her tank top and plays with her small, but perfect tits! She takes off her top completely and lifts one leg up onto the glass table before spraying a stream of her golden piss down onto her top. Her juices drench her top and Ali squeezes it into her mouth and down over her body. After bending over and teasing her pussy with her fingers some more, Ali gets a glass goblet and kneels up on the table before she starts pussy pissing into it. There's no way she is going to fill it to the top, but Ali really tries her hardest to empty herself. She gets a pipette and squeezes some of her piss into the tube, inserts it into her pussy and gives herself a pussy wash, firing her golden piss up into her hole! She keeps squeezing her pee over her trimmed pussy and then licks up her juices from the tabletop to give herself a taste of piss drinking. Her hair gets drenched too as Ali rubs it in her pissy puddle and this horny babe lays on her side in her wet mess while fingering her pussy and sucking her fingers clean! She lays back with her legs in the air and rips her pantyhose apart, firing pulsating streams of piss down onto the table and over the edge while we zoom in close on her pissing pussy. She fills her pussy with a glass dildo and changes positions into the doggystyle position before she speeds things up and makes herself cum, finishing by enjoying a standing pee all over the floor!
Christmas is Coming
Girl: Jenifer J.
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Merry Christmas from all of us here at Wet and Pissy! Gorgeous brunette Jenifer Jane is in her bedroom and so excited for Christmas day. Her presents are wrapped and she climbs onto the bed teasing as she rubs her hands over her sexy body. Turning around, Jenifer shows off her perfect ass and then kneels up before wetting her panties! Her piss streams soak through the fabric and down onto her bedsheets as she rubs her wet pussy with her hand. This stunning brunette takes off her panties and tastes her juices before laying back on the bed and enjoying some fingering fun. This is certainly going to be one merry Christmas for Jenifer! She climbs off the bed and naughtily opens some of her presents. Inside the first is a giant glass goblet and some tongs. She places the goblet on her bed and bending over, releases another stream of piss into it, making quite a mess in the process! She pours her collected pee down over her top and then takes it off ready for even more fun. Laying back down, Jenifer plays with the red tongs and pinches her labia before gaping herself apart. This sensation sets off another pee stream and she sprinkles all over the bedsheets, drenching them further! The next present that Jenifer opens happens to be a flesh dildo. She enjoys using this on her pussy and knows that she is a very naughty girl for opening her gifts early! As she frantically fucks herself with her sex toy, she feels the urge to pee again and sprays everywhere as she masturbates with her fingers. Finally, Jenifer finishes her festive fun by pissing into the goblet once more, and pouring it all over her face and into her mouth, giving her a taste of piss drinking as she swills it around her mouth and spits it back out again!
Drinking and Drenching
Girl: Valentina B.
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Dark haired Valentina Bianco is our newest face here on Wet and Pissy and as she sits at her desk, she feels quite horny and rubs her hands over her cropped top. Valentina suddenly feels desperate to pee and holds onto her crotch then stands up before a damp patch appears on her crotch and a stream of her golden piss trickles down her leg and into her high heel. This hottie takes off her shoe and pours her pee into her mouth, giving herself a taste of piss drinking then licks her wet shoes. Pulling down her red trousers, Valentina fingers herself and once they are off, she sucks her juices from the wet fabric. Sitting on a footstool, this Italian beauty continues to finger her big taco pussy and then gets hold of a watering can before she sprays another stream of piss into it! Valentina gives herself a golden shower and pulls down her top before soaking her face and tits with her juices. Looking in her drawers at her favourite sex toys, Valentina pulls out a pink beaded dildo which she sucks and toys her pussy with as she bends over with her ass right up against our camera! Next, this hot babe places five bowls on her desk and starts filling them, one by one with her piss, having total control over her pissing. She pours each one into her mouth and over herself, then gets naked before she finishes her pussy play with a big black dildo. With time for one final piss in her debut pissing porn scene, Valentina fills a jar with her warm piss and tips it down herself, letting her makeup run down her face as she is drenched in her juices!
Wet Workout
Girl: Billie S.
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Billie Star returns to Wet and Pissy and is in the middle of a workout using a kettle bell as we film her squatting. Her perfect ass pushes out as she squats down and this hot brunette changes position to complete a few more exercises then suddenly needs to pee. Billie stands up with her pink hotpants pulled down and starts pussy pissing through them, peeing her pants! She shows off her trimmed pussy in the process then sits down in her pee puddle which has soaked all over her yoga mat! This naughty babe takes off her hotpants and mops up some of her golden pee, squeezing it back down over herself then pulls out her tits ready for the next stage in her solo piss play! Billie leans back against the couch and fingers her pussy while we zoom in close on her frantically slipping her fingers in and out of her wet hole. She pees some more on the yoga mat and then gets hold of a glass vase and popsicle shaped dildo. Billie fucks her pussy and pauses to aim another pee stream into the vase. She enjoys some pee in mouth action and spits it back down over her tits then finishes herself off with her dildo!