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Divine Desperation
Girl: Nicolette N.
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We havent seen the gorgeous brunette Nicolette Noir since 2017 so thought it was about time we got this babe back for some more pissing porn! Dressed in a sheer and crotchless fishnet bodystocking, Nicolette looks as hot as ever and she knows it too! She rubs her manicured fingers all over herself then bends over on a leather chair to spread apart her XXL pussy lips. Nicolette turns over and fingers her pussy before sitting on the back of the chair and looking like she might be suffering from a spot of piss desperation. She lets her juices flow and pisses all over the leather chair then kneels on the floor and plays with her piss puddle. She splashes it all over her tits and turns her bodystocking even more sheer than before! This hot babe licks up her pee and bends back over to finger her pussy some more. Leaning on the edge of the chair, she looks like she might need to pee again and gets hold of a glass vase which she holds beneath her. She pisses right into it and pours piss in mouth, spitting it slowly back out on her pussy lips. The rest of her golden juices get poured over her hot body and hair, soaking herself through! Using some white tongs, Nicolette pinches her pussy lips with them then slides them in to gape herself wide apart. She masturbates while she is spread open then suddenly pees once more, all over the chair. This kinky babe needs to come so she fucks herself with a baseball bat with time for one final piss in her latest Wet and Pissy scene!
Golden Classics
Girl: Ria
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Gorgeous brunette Ria looks very innocent but this beauty has always wanted to try out piss play! Dressed in a cute little outfit and spiked sandals, Ria starts to undress and reveals her extremely perky nipples. Gaping her pussy, she pisses over herself and into the air before bending over and releasing another stream. This cutie dives into her pee puddle and licks up her golden juices. Now completely naked, Ria aims her next stream into a wine glass and pours it over her body while tasting it. Finishing herself off with an anal toy, she squeezes another golden stream from her hole and lets us zoom in close to capture it on film!
Wet Denim Debut
Girl: Alisia
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Ukranian blonde Alisia joins us this week in her debut scene here at Wet and Pissy and this hottie teases in denim hotpants and a cropped top. She bends over and shows off her slim figure before sitting on the couch with her shorts pulled down to her ankles. She starts pussy pissing right into her denims and all over the floor then gets down into her pee puddle to mop it up with her hotpants, tasting her juices from the wet fabric. Alisia strips down to her socks and sneakers and fingers herself right there on the couch before playfully catching more of her golden piss in a glass. She pours some into her mouth and lets it drizzle back down over herself then decides to pleasure herself with a rainbow dildo! You really need to watch this sexy girl peeing to see what mess she can make as she takes a break from her toy play for some more pissing all over the couch! Alisia rides her dildo to orgasm and pees once more while rubbing her pussy with her fingers.
Soaking Her Panties
Girl: Anita B.
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Hot blonde Anita Blanche is at home and teases in her shower in some khaki panties and a cropped top. This playful blonde starts wetting her panties and a damp patch of pee appears on her crotch. She pulls her panties off and reveals her shaved pussy and sexy body then leans back against the wall before touching her wet pussy. Sitting down in the bath, Anita masturbates and starts pussy pissing again into the tub. There is plenty of pissing in her bathroom in this homemade movie and this horny blonde rubs babyoil into her naked body. The camera zooms in close on her XXL pussy lips as she rubs them and pees some more then Anita gets out of the bath and sits on the floor, playing with her wet panties. She toys herself with a vibrator until she orgasms, and catches some very yellow piss in a wine glass! She pours her juices over her feet and then bends over to drizzle it on her ass in this self filmed pissing porn movie.
Victoria Pure is back
Girl: Victoria P.
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We welcome back Victoria Pure for an ass wiggling, clothe wetting, makeup dripping kind of a time. Not convinced that her shorts are short enough, Victoria folds them at the bottom for some extra exposure. She wiggles her ass in front of the camera before sitting on the table and pissing right through her shorts. A puddle begins collecting on the table and runs off of the edge as Victoria drags her rear on the wet table back and forth. There's some more booty focus, first humping the table and then as she works herself out of her shorts. Now nude below the waist, Victoria places a bottle with a funnel top as she drops to a power squat , using her fingers to make her aim as accurate as possible. She recklessly pours the bottle into her mouth and over her head and spits out onto her yellow blouse and into the air washing of her mascara. Victoria climbs back on the table where she engages in more pissing, first leaning back on the table with her legs wide open and then on her knees hunched forward. In the closing moments she finds a spot on the chair, once again drawing her legs up and outward for her final pee.
Splashing Her Streams
Girl: Christy C.
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We thought it had been long enough since we saw our gorgeous member favourite, Christy Charming so we got her back in for some fun. In her latest pissing porn scene, Christy is relaxing on a chaise longue in high heels, sequin miniskirt and floral top when she starts rubbing her hands over herself. Christy stands up and lifts her skirt to show off her panties then gives her nipples some attention before she strips from her top. Bending over on the chaise longue, Christy grabs her ass and suddenly starts wetting her panties and her golden juices flow down onto the fabric beneath her. This hot babe sucks her fingers then takes off her panties to suck them too! She gets naked and finds a little aqua sex toy. Christy lays down and toys her trimmed pussy with it and sucks it clean before rubbing it against her labia. Taking a little break from her toy play, this hottie pisses again and flicks her pee stream with her fingers to splash it all over her naked body. She masturbates and then stands up to enjoy an even bigger sex toy. She slides her dildo into her pussy and pulls it out to catch another pee stream in a giant glass goblet. Christy pours it into her mouth and spits it back out again then dips her hair in it, before pouring the rest over herself and into her mouth. Of course she needs to orgasm so she finishes her dildo play and right at the end masturbates until she enjoys an explosive squirting orgasm! She is without a doubt one of our hottest pissing pornstars!
Puffy Pussy Pissing
Girl: Amaris
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Gorgeous blonde Amaris is our latest addition to Wet and Pissy and as she teases in the lounge in a cute lingerie set, she rubs her pussy to show off her cameltoe! Moving her hands all over her body, Amaris stands on top of the coffee table and pulls down her panties. Her perfect puffy peach looks very inviting but poor Amaris starts to suffer with piss desperation and holds onto her crotch! She squats on the table and placing her red high heels underneath her, starts pussy pissing down into them, soaking the tabletop in the process! She lifts up her heels and pours her golden juices down herself, seductively kissing her shoes before she strips completely naked and uses a red speculum to pinch her pussy lips with. She lays back on the wet table and gapes her tight pussy apart. This hot blonde squats above a glass goblet and fills it with another stream of pee, pouring it down over her head to give herself a golden shower! She pleasures her pussy with her fingers, pausing to piss again then fills herself with a dildo which she uses while masturbating to give herself a shuddering orgasm! There's time for one final pee in an unusual shaped glass, which Amaris then bends over and laps up her piss to give herself a taste of piss drinking!
Soaking the Sofa
Girl: Natalie R.
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Natalie Ross, the sexy girl with hot bangs finds her way to a Wet and Pissy event. This hot blond loves spending time with herself and peeing her pants or her shorts. She spends a few minutes rubbing her wet ass and licking her shorts. She latches on to a pussy pump filling it with pee and dumping it over her thin pink top. Moving on, Natalie rests on the sofa in an inverted position prying her pussy open with some orange tongs. With her pussy in an elevated position, she tries her best for a piss facial as her own natural design hinders the effort. Now it is time for Natalie to meet the girl in the mirror. Her reflected image makes for an interesting view as she butt bumps herself on a horizontally mounted dildo. When she walks away from that, she pees one more time and takes a few licks of the wet floor.
Debra Dee Loves To Pee
Girl: Debra D.
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If you love to watch a teen pissing, stay tuned for raven haired 19 year old Debra Dee. This tattooed cutie is in the dining room in yoga pants and a cropped top that barely contains her hard nipples. Debra teases and rubs her hands over her top then moves down to her crotch before she climbs up onto the dining table and start peeing her pants! The crotch of her yoga pants gets saturated in piss and her juices pour down through the fabric and onto the table top. Once she has finished, this playful babe turns over and sits in her pee puddle, showing off her soaking wet yoga pants in closeup. She strips out of them and fingers her juicy pussy before we zoom in close on another piss stream that she fires all over the table. Debra Dee dives into her puddle and after drenching her cropped top, she takes it off and squeezes the golden liquid over her naked body. Using a flesh like dildo, Debra rides it and stretches her tight teen pussy. Pausing to piss all over her sex toy, she licks it clean and changes positions to continue pleasuring her pussy. Debra orgasms with her fingers and spreads apart her pussy lips to piss one final time in her pissing porn debut!
Sucking Her Sheets
Girl: Nikki R.
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Blonde babe Nikki Riddle walks sexily into the bedroom in the tiniest denim hotpants and spike heels you've ever seen. She bends over and shows off her perfect ass encased in denim and suddenly becomes desperate to pee. Nikki climbs onto her bed and starts peeing her pants, letting the crotch of her denim shorts get absolutely drenched in piss. She rubs her hands over the fabric and licks her fingers before taking them off to squeeze into her mouth. Horny Nikki masturbates and fingers her wet pussy and then gets hold of a glass bowl to catch another of her piss streams in. She kneels above it and lets her juices flow down into the bowl while holding her pussy lips apart. Nikki dips her hair into it and pours some of her warm golden pee into her mouth to try piss drinking then spits it back out over herself, pouring the rest down over her top. Once she strips naked, this pee drenched babe enjoys a massive black dildo and fucks herself quickly while pushing her head against her wooden headboard. Naughty Nikki pauses to piss all over her bedsheets and then finishes herself off with her huge sex toy in this pissing porn movie!
Nicol Love
Girl: Nicol L.
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Today we had a big breasted beauty in the studio. Nicol Love came by with a full bladder and a desire to show us what she could do to get a rise out of our members. She's so desperate to pee that she doesn't waste any time and instantly soaks her jeans and high heels with a stream of hot golden piss. Nicol strips out of her pee-soaked pants and starts to lick them, this dark haired minx just can't get enough of her own nectar!
Realising this is not enough, there is more coming, she moves on to the sofa and unleashes a mighty stream right on to the glass table! Perfect opportunity to get messy! There is only one thing to do now, soak it up and get going, there are some mighty tits that require some attention, and Nicol knows that she really can't deny herself a bit of quality time, so she quickly makes sure that she is properly drenched in her own golden nectar and moves on to a fish-bowl giving us a grand view of her XXL pussy lips hanging invitingly as she's squatting over the bowl making sure that she has a homemade drink to enjoy. But what do you do with a piss drenched hot babe that is not only dripping with her own pee, but only pussy juices? You give her a dildo obviously and watch her go to town on herself giving that bad boy a good sucking before sticking it in to her well lubed pussy and showing us what those giant meaty pussy lips can take giving herself an orgasm. To make sure that she's not the only one that is going home satisfied she gives us one more diving in to her still hot pee on the table.
Anal High
Girl: Tracy
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With facial features like that of an angel, you’ll be surprised that this angelic babe by the name of Tracy can make your bed hot as hell. She starts things by posing sexily in her black lingerie. Once she sets the mood for some hot fuck session, she slides her panties down and reaches for her wet clit. You’ll gasp for air and drool as she exposes her mouthwatering vagina. You can see by the way she moans that she just loves what she is doing and you know this is just the beginning of a wild wet experience. She is never shy at all to reveal to the world how deep her tunnel of love is. You know just by watching this video that her gorgeous pussy looks amazing as she pisses everywhere.
Hydrate With Piss
Girl: Selvaggia
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Hot blonde Selvaggia was such a hit on Wet and Puffy that we decided to give her a debut on Wet and Pissy too! This cute babe climbs off the foot stool and pulls down her red bodysuit to show off her small, but perfect tits. Her hotpants barely cover her curvy ass and she pulls them down, starting to strip when piss desperation sets in. Selvaggia spreads her legs and sits on top of the bookcase when golden piss starts streaming through her crotch! This babe is caught peeing her pants! Stripping out of her bodysuit, Selvaggia bends over and mops the floor with it, squeezing the fabric down over her naked body and sucks it. She sits back down on the foot stool and masturbates, fingering her pee soaked pussy. After sucking her fingers, Selvaggia pees again, all over her pussy and ass and lets her juices drip down onto the foot stool and the floor. This playful blonde paddles her fishnet covered feet in her piss puddle and takes off her socks before sucking them. Selvaggia gets hold of a purple vibrator and toys her pussy while stood up and bent over the bookcase then sucks her toy, climbs onto her footstool and bends over with her ass towards the camera, pissing once more! She laps up her golden juices and lays back down with her vibrator shoved in her pussy and a hand massager against her clit! It doesn't take long for this babe to orgasm and once she has finished, Selvaggia catches her pee in a glass vase and swallows it, giving herself her first taste of piss drinking. She pours the rest of the collected pee over her head and soaks her hair to finish her scene.
Tantilising Teen
Girl: Jennifer M.
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Our curvy teen Jennifer Mendes is back on Wet and Pissy in our latest scene and she is dressed in gym gear which hugs her curves perfectly. This raven haired beauty shows off her curvy ass in the tight fabric and suddenly feels piss desperation setting in. She holds onto her crotch and stands with one leg up on a leather chair when a massive damp patch appears on her crotch and piss trickles down onto the floor. Jennifer gets on the floor and splashes about in her puddle and takes off her yoga pants to suck her juices from them. This horny teen fingers her trimmed pussy and then pisses like a fountain all over the floor. She dives onto the floor and once she's naked, she inserts a red speculum into her pussy and gapes herself wide apart. While she is gaped open, she enjoys another pee, pussy pissing on the floor again and then continues to finger herself and masturbate. Once she makes herself orgasm, Jennifer holds a glass underneath her and fills it with one final stream before pouring the contents into her mouth and down over her big tits! You need to see this gorgeous teen pissing!
Drinking and Drenching
Girl: Valentina B.
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Dark haired Valentina Bianco is our newest face here on Wet and Pissy and as she sits at her desk, she feels quite horny and rubs her hands over her cropped top. Valentina suddenly feels desperate to pee and holds onto her crotch then stands up before a damp patch appears on her crotch and a stream of her golden piss trickles down her leg and into her high heel. This hottie takes off her shoe and pours her pee into her mouth, giving herself a taste of piss drinking then licks her wet shoes. Pulling down her red trousers, Valentina fingers herself and once they are off, she sucks her juices from the wet fabric. Sitting on a footstool, this Italian beauty continues to finger her big taco pussy and then gets hold of a watering can before she sprays another stream of piss into it! Valentina gives herself a golden shower and pulls down her top before soaking her face and tits with her juices. Looking in her drawers at her favourite sex toys, Valentina pulls out a pink beaded dildo which she sucks and toys her pussy with as she bends over with her ass right up against our camera! Next, this hot babe places five bowls on her desk and starts filling them, one by one with her piss, having total control over her pissing. She pours each one into her mouth and over herself, then gets naked before she finishes her pussy play with a big black dildo. With time for one final piss in her debut pissing porn scene, Valentina fills a jar with her warm piss and tips it down herself, letting her makeup run down her face as she is drenched in her juices!
Soaking Wet Sofa
Girl: Mary R.
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Brunette cutie Mary Rock makes her debut on Wet and Pissy today and looks smoking hot in a pink fishnet bodice and denim hotpants. She teases in the lounge before sitting on a purple velvet sofa and then kneels up, shaking her ass towards the camera. She starts to pull down her hotpants and sits on the back of the sofa, caressing herself and then lets herself pee down over the sofa and onto her shorts. Her pee stream is messy and as the crotch of her bodysuit gets soaking wet, Mary places her hand down so that she can give herself a taste. She picks up her hotpants and licks some more of her golden pee off them before taking off her wet bodysuit and laying back to finger fuck her pee soaked pussy! She gapes apart her wet pussy and aims another stream of her pee over herself, sprinkling everywhere. Getting hold of a giant glass goblet, Mary opens her legs and pees into it, collecting some of her golden nectar to play with. She pours her juices over her tongue giving herself piss in mouth and down her perfect tits. This horny babe toys herself with a purple beaded sex toy and masturbates at the same time to get off. With her ass in the air in the doggystyle position, Mary lets go of one last pee stream, dripping down onto the sofa to finish off her perfect hd pissing debut!
Tempting Teen
Girl: Kira A.
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Sexy brunette teen Kira Axe is a brand new face to Wet and Pissy and sits looking seductively in a lace bodystocking and purple dressing gown. She opens her legs to reveal that her bodystocking is crotchless and rubs her pussy with two textured fingertip covers, sucking them clean then as she continues to rub herself, Kira pisses all over the floor! She strips from her robe and uses it to mop up her juices from where she was sitting then splashes herself with pee as she pulls down her bodystocking and plays with her tits. Kira stands up and fingers her pussy, holding her pussy lips, she pees another forceful piss and keeps on gushing! This time she gets down onto the floor and mops up more of her pee, squeezing her soaking wet robe over her head and into her mouth! After rubbing her pussy some more, this seductive brunette gets hold of a glass bottle which she slides into her wet pussy and masturbates at the same time. She pees again, catching some of her stream in the bottle, filling it up to the top then pours it over her tits and hair, giving herself a warm golden shower. Kira playfully splashes her pee up over herself then heads back to the dresser for her next sex toy. Choosing a big dildo, she bends over the stool and slides it into her pussy and as she masturbates too, she orgasms! Kira pees once more down onto the floor. You won't want to miss this teen pissing in what we think is a very successful pissing porn debut!
Peeing Beauty
Girl: Katy R.
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Ex-blonde gone redhead, Katy Rose is back for seconds on Wet and Pissy. She's wearing a set of green shorts and top with light colored pantyhose. Katy's short pissing is a real wet one with her piss pouring out of her shorts onto the bed and other times running down her legs. Once she is out of her shorts, Katie sucks on them and the wet bed sheet. Getting ready to pee again, she lays back on the bed still wearing her pantyhose and spreads with her knees up and outward. Her new wet spot on the bed gets some attention after stripping to pantyhose only. Once Katy is fully nude, she pees doggie style onto a rubber dildo. Katy, having enjoyed herself peeing through her shorts and pantyhose, looks like she feels even sexier in this moment. Getting some use out of her toy doesn't stop there as Katy gains a little momentum with it and pees one more time smiling with sheer delight and tilting her head back in ecstasy. Finally after peeing into a plastic bag Katy punctures it with her teeth flushing it into her mouth and onto her body. She blows a sweet little kiss at everyone for the conclusion.
Diving Into Golden Pee
Girl: Katy S.
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Gorgeous blonde Katy Sky makes her hd pissing debut on Wet and Pissy today dressed in a tight tank top and ripped denim jeans. She looks seriously seductive before she even starts to do anything and once she sits on a glass chair, a little damp spot appears in her crotch. It soon becomes apparent that Katy has started to piss her denims and she playfully places her fingers down onto her pee so that she can taste it. As this hot blonde starts to take her wet jeans off, she licks the crotch before she sits on the edge of the table and fires a stream of her golden piss over the glass chair. She laps up her juices and then gets onto the floor so that she can dive in the wet puddle she has also left behind. Her tank top turns transparent and Katy soon takes it off, licking this part of her sexy outfit too! As she bends over, another messy pee stream drips onto the floor and Katy wastes no time in rolling around in her warm liquid. She uses a golden vibrator which she firstly licks before sliding it into her wet pussy and as she enjoys fucking herself hard she rubs her clit and sprays more juices over the floor! Finally, this pissing porn loving babe catches another stream in a big blue glass bowl and pours the contents of it all over herself, looking rather mischievous as she gets even more pee drenched!
Katy Sky
Girl: Katy S.
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Blonde is on the menu tonight and Katy Sky serves up a fiery display of piss proficiency. Before slipping down her faded denim shorts, Katy's ass is already revealing itself as she preps to piss through them. As she finishes up, she takes a real interest in licking and sucking on the shorts and then begins rubbing them back and forth against her crotch. She's satisfied herself enough to move on to a red pussy gaping toy, plunging it into herself. It succumbs to her tight body, bending to the will of it's superior force. She's ready to pee again, and the toy is pulled out for maximum effectiveness. Impressive is the word that comes to mind here as Katy pushes at a lengthy and solid stream, launching it into the air. It's start off gently but soon she is pushing it higher and past the surface of the bed. After she spends some time with a striped rubber dildo, she sets up for her next piss. Bent over forward with one hand on her ass, Katy provides us with another visual stunner as the action takes place. After one more encounter with the striped toy Katy simulates a squirting scenario before she finishes off filling up a goblet. She dips her tongue and hand into the glass and dumps it over her body in the end.
Gaby
Girl: Gaby
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There is just something about a girl with dark brown hair and hungry looking eyes that is very exciting, especially when she is horny and naked. No man can resist such a sight when he has it right before his eyes. That is the very reason why you should give Gaby some of your undivided attention. She is a very thin and lovely young thing that loves to spray piss and one that you won’t mind making the effort for. She has fair skin and a good pair of tits. But the best feature is probably her juicy pussy lips. You will love watching how wet they get when she is unleashing her pee all over the bathroom and shower floor.
Anal Wendy
Girl: Wendy
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Wendy let out quite a stream of piss as she sat on top of the table, which made her pretty proud. And after diving in it she took off her top and showed us how soaked it was from all the piss. But she wasn’t done, we handed her a tall jar and a funnel and she pissed so much that she almost filled the jar half way. Then stuck the top of the jar into her pussy and tried pouring in back inside her snatch! Of course it got all over her and the floor and she was having so much fun just lying in the big puddle of pee. She got so turned on she stuck a dildo in her ass and then a long dildo up her twat. And then pissed some more and finished off by drinking her pee out of the funnel!
Tattooed Pee Play
Girl: Stacy S.
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Stacy Sommers is another new face here on Wet and Pissy and we think this dark haired tattooed babe is going to go down a treat! Dressed in panties and tee, Stacy wastes no time as she lifts her top and slides her hands into her lace panties. She looks like she might need to relieve herself so gets hold of a glass vase and places it on the sofa. Pulling her panties to one side, Stacy lets her juices flow from her pissing pussy and catches them in the vase before pouring them down over her top and into her mouth! This raven haired hottie takes off her clothes and sucks them, getting a real taste of her golden pee then lays back fingering and masturbating her pussy. She gapes herself apart and sprays a powerful stream of piss all over herself and the sofa, looking like she is enjoying every minute of her first piss play experience! Afterwards she fills her pussy with a massive black dildo and licks it, stopping only to bend over and piss all over her toy! Stacy continues to fuck her pussy hard and masturbates at the same time to orgasm, leaving just enough time to piss into a cocktail glass while standing to give herself a proper taste of piss drinking, gagging slightly in the process!
Pulsating Streams
Girl: Ali B.
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Brunette babe Ali Bordeaux is dressed in fishnet pantyhose and a tank top while teasing in the dining room. She has her trimmed pussy on show while she touches herself and really shows off her tattooed body! Ali is feeling seriously horny so she lifts up her tank top and plays with her small, but perfect tits! She takes off her top completely and lifts one leg up onto the glass table before spraying a stream of her golden piss down onto her top. Her juices drench her top and Ali squeezes it into her mouth and down over her body. After bending over and teasing her pussy with her fingers some more, Ali gets a glass goblet and kneels up on the table before she starts pussy pissing into it. There's no way she is going to fill it to the top, but Ali really tries her hardest to empty herself. She gets a pipette and squeezes some of her piss into the tube, inserts it into her pussy and gives herself a pussy wash, firing her golden piss up into her hole! She keeps squeezing her pee over her trimmed pussy and then licks up her juices from the tabletop to give herself a taste of piss drinking. Her hair gets drenched too as Ali rubs it in her pissy puddle and this horny babe lays on her side in her wet mess while fingering her pussy and sucking her fingers clean! She lays back with her legs in the air and rips her pantyhose apart, firing pulsating streams of piss down onto the table and over the edge while we zoom in close on her pissing pussy. She fills her pussy with a glass dildo and changes positions into the doggystyle position before she speeds things up and makes herself cum, finishing by enjoying a standing pee all over the floor!