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Adventure
Girl: Lara B.
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Lara is a hot babe with legs that go on for miles and she looks simply divine in denim hotpants and a little blouse. She pees through her hotpants on the sofa before taking off her skimpy outfit and catching another stream of piss in a glass bowl. She enjoys dipping her feet into her golden liquid and tastes he juices as she licks her toes. Lara even puts on socks to soak up her piss before squeezing it out over her slender body. Using a speculum, she gapes her pussy wide and pisses into a glass, tasting her goodness and finishes herself off by toying her pussy with a sex toy.
Piss Drenched Gym Gear
Girl: Antonia
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Sexy Antonia Sainz gets back home after a party wearing a sexy red dress and high heels but she wants to get a little more comfortable so she starts to strip from her dress, revealing her big boobs. She gets dressed in some of her gym gear which hugs to her figure perfectly and once she has squeezed herself into her grey leggings, she suddenly feels pee desperation set in. Instead of wasting time stripping again, Antonia decides to kneel up on the glass table when she starts peeing her pants! Her pee stream flows down onto the table and Antonia seems to enjoy the sensation of her wet leggings so much that she rips open the crotch to let her touch her pussy. After she has finished peeing she tastes her own juices on the tips of her fingers and then dives into her puddle of pee. She takes off her tank top and mops up the rest of her piss and squeezes it all over her big boobs. Once Antonia is completely naked, she uses some red tongs to tease her pussy lips with then gapes herself wide apart. As she stands up and spreads her pussy, Antonia releases another stream of her golden piss down onto the table, and licks her pee puddle! Feeling the need for more pussy play, big boobed Antonia slides a blue vibrator into her pussy. While lying on the glass table, Antonia pees finishes herself off with her hands and masturbates to orgasm. To finish her latest scene, Antonia enjoys some piss drinking after catching her final stream in a jug, pouring the remaining contents over her head!
Pissy Arousal
Girl: Africa D.
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Sexy babe Africa Danger is outside the sauna dressed in denim hotpants and a cropped top. She feels really horny and pulls down her top to tease her nipples before walking over to a wooden table where she slides her hand down into her shorts. This horny babe climbs on top of the table and suddenly starts wetting her panties. A dark patch appears on her grey cotton panties and Africa pulls them to one side and continues to piss on the table. Afterwards she strips naked and leans back to finger her pussy then kneels up to catch another pee stream in a glass bowl. This naughty hottie splashes around in her stream and pours some piss in mouth, letting it trickle down over her tits. Africa toys her pee soaked pussy with some pink love eggs and soaks herself some more before masturbating and pees all over the floor once more to finish her pissing porn debut!
Perfect Premiere
Girl: Jessika
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Jessika is another new face here on Wet and Pissy and this brunette babe is dusting in the dining room. Dressed in denim hotpants and a plaid shirt, Jessika suddenly needs to pee. She looks around and decides to relieve herself right there and then. This naughty babe squats on the floor and a wet patch appears in the crotch of her denims. Her golden juices flow down and drip onto the floor and capture it all in closeup! Jessika splashes about in her pee puddle with her feet then strips out of her hotpants to get to work on her pussy. Stood up with one leg on the dining table, Jessika fingers her pussy and pees at the same time! She holds her lips apart and sprays a stronger stream of piss onto the tabletop then dives into her wet mess, using the feather duster to mop up more of her juices. Using a glass dildo, this horny hottie toys her perfect pussy and slides her dildo in and out quickly. She holds a jar beneath her and pisses into it before enjoying some piss drinking without any hesitation! She pours the rest of her warm pee down her hot naked body and brings herself to orgasm on the floor! Jessika enjoys one final piss on the floor and splashes it over herself playfully to finish her debut pissing porno.
Busty Babe Gushes
Girl: Josephine J.
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Busty babe Josephine Jackon is outside the sauna in a tight cropped top and bright pink hotpants and she's in the mood for some serious fun. She squeezes her big tits together through her top and looks right into the camera with a naughty glint in her eye as she flashes! This wet and pissy hottie takes off her hotpants then is suddenly crippled with piss desperation so lifts one leg up onto a chair as she lets a powerful stream of piss spray all over the glass table top. Josephine dips her top into her pee puddle and then takes it off to mop up her juices. After she mops the floor with her top, this seductive babe sucks her cropped top. She strips naked and climbs up onto the table to finger her juicy wet pussy and pees again suddenly all over the place. Josephine splashes herself with her pee puddle then bends over to enjoy a black dildo which she uses on herself! She stands and starts pussy pissing with her ass facing the camera then this playful big titted babe finishes herself while laying on the floor and gushes one more time before shaking her big natural tits in her pee puddle to get plenty of pee on tits.
Getting Wet to Orgasm
Girl: Victoria D.
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We do love it when sexy brunette Victoria Daniels comes to see us here at Wet and Pissy and today she is on top form as she teases in the lounge in a tight tank top and light grey ripped leggings. She gives us a brief glimpse of her natural tits and ass before she bends over on the sofa with her curvy ass in the air. Afterwards, Victoria balances with one foot on each sofa and with her legs spread wide apart, she starts wetting her panties, letting a big pee stream flow through her crotch and onto the floor beneath her. Fiesty Victoria uses her leggings to mop up her golden juices from the floor then sucks them, tasting her pee and spitting it back out over her nipples. Once she is completely naked, Victoria fucks her pussy with a metal speculum then gapes herself wide apart, firing another piss stream down onto the floor. This one flows with some power behind it and we zoom in really close to catch all the action! Now Victoria is pee drenched as she plays with her puddle on the ground and as she sits down, she starts to finger her wet pussy, licking her fingers to enjoy her juices once more. Using a jelly dildo, this stunning brunette lays back on the sofa and slides it into her pussy to pleasure herself. Using a yellow tinted vase, Victoria catches one final piss stream from her pissing pussy and drinks it before pouring the remaining contents over her hair. She soon moves back to her jelly dildo but this time she sensually toys herself in the doggystyle position. She masturbates as she gets closer to cumming and orgasms with immense pleasure to finish off her newest scene with us!
Lapping It Up
Girl: Chrissy F.
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Sexy redhead Chrissy Fox is back on Wet and Pissy and is in the lounge dressed in a skintight minidress. She lifts up her dress and touches her pussy lips then strips down to her panties before sitting on the glass coffee table. She starts wetting her panties, letting her golden juices flow down onto the table and pulls her panties to one side as her stream keeps gushing out of her hole. Chrissy feels seriously horny so dives into her puddle and gets soaked in her own piss. Leaning back on the couch, this hot redhead stuffs her panties into her pussy and then pleasures her pussy with a textured finger dildo. She pauses to pee in her vase and makes quite a mess, splashing all over her table when she pours her pee over herself and masturbates. She pours some of her piss in mouth and splashes the rest over her pussy. Using a rainbow dildo, Chrissy fucks her pussy and masturbates until she comes to a shuddering squirting orgasm!
Slippery When Wet
Girl: Martina M.
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Stunning blonde Martina Musa makes her debut on Wet and Pissy and starts her scene sitting on the dining table while running her hands over her slim body. She stands up and lifts her miniskirt to show off her cotton panties before climbing up on top of the table to squat. With her panties still in place, Martina starts wetting her panties and her piss stream flows down, making a nice juicy puddle! We zoom in as her crotch gets drenched then Martina strips out of her panties and uses them to mop up her juices. This adventurous newcomer squeezes her piss in mouth and all over her shaved pussy then fingers herself frantically! Martina pees again all over the floor and lays face down, lapping up her juices. She gets hold of a red jelly dildo and sucks it briefly before toying herself. This tattooed babe lifts her ass into the air while laying on her back and aims her next piss stream over her own face, soaking herself through with warm pee! She finishes herself off then pees once more all over the tiled floor, making quite an impressive mess!
Perfect Aim
Girl: Nicolette N.
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Czech brunette babe Nicolette Noir makes her appearance on Wet and Pissy today in a cropped top and tiny pink shorts. Her high heels show off her long legs and hotpants cling onto her perfect ass! Nicolette knows she is sexy and she plays on this by teasing! Kneeling on a glass table, we get a better view of her ass encased in pink denim before this naughty hottie starts to pee, letting her juices soak through her hotpants and onto the table! For the final few droplets of pee, Nicolette places her hand down onto her crotch and catches her juices, licking her fingers in the process! After she has finished, she takes off her hotpants completely and uses them to mop up her golden liquid off the table before squeezing it back into her mouth and over her cropped top. Nicolette then climbs onto the couch and lifts her leg up like a dog as she sprays another stream of piss and then proceeds to strip completely naked. She uses a red plastic speculum to slide into her pissing pussy and with her legs spread apart, she pisses through a metal hoop. Piss play makes Nicolette seriously horny so this feisty brunette decides to pleasure herself with a massive black dildo. She starts by fucking her pussy while lying down and then sticks her dildo to the glass table before riding it. It fills her pussy nicely, and when she slides herself up and off it, Nicolette pisses again onto the table, splashing her pee everywhere! To finish this perfect HD pissing scene, Nicolette catches more of her pee into a glass and pours the contents into her mouth and over her wet naked body!
Go With The Flow
Girl: Silvia
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This week on Wet and Pissy, Silvia makes her debut and this short haired hottie rubs her hands all over herself while wearing a cropped top and some ripped denims. She pulls down her top to play with her small but perfect tits and licks her fingers while teasing in front of the camera. After a little bit of stagefright, we notice the crotch of her denims turn increasingly dark as this babe starts peeing her pants and she strips out of them to rub her golden juices all over herself! Silvia is so turned on that she fingers her pussy and orgasms quickly, firing another stream of piss down over the leather chair with force! She dives around in her juices and then lays upside down to suck and fuck a pink dildo. While we are zoomed right in on her pussy, Silvia stops and sprays herself in another messy stream then changes positions to enjoy another orgasm, this time with her dildo deep inside her pussy. Finally she fills a slimline vase with her pee and pours it into her mouth, drizzling it back out over herself in her pissing porn debut!
Piss Spitting Sweetie
Girl: Valentina B.
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Raven haired hottie Valentina Bianco runs her hands up her legs and starts to squeeze her tits through her halterneck top before opening her legs to reveal that she isn't wearing any panties. This naughty babe pushes her pussy lips together and holds onto her crotch looking desperate to pee. Grabbing hold of a glass bowl, Valentina stands above it and starts pussy pissing, collecting her golden juices in the bowl! She dips her hands into her warm pee and rubs it over her denim miniskirt before this gorgeous girl pours some into her mouth, spitting it back out across the room! Valentina covers her outfit in the rest of the contents then strips naked to finger her juicy wet pussy. She pees again and this time soaks her naked body in golden nectar. Valentina bends over into the doggystyle position and toys herself with a red dildo, pausing to piss all over the floor then splashes about in her pee puddle before finishing herself off in this hd pissing porno with an orgasm!
The Piss Shower
Girl: Barbara S.
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We'd like to welcome Barbara Sweet to Wet and Pissy today for her debut scene. Barbara enters the shower room with a towel wrapped around her. Her problems start when the shower won't turn on. Barbara gets seriously stressed out so to relieve her tension, she sits up on a white stool and spreads her legs before spraying her golden juices over the floor. She looks a little happier with herself now and gets on the floor to mop up her piss with the towel, squeezing it together so that she can taste her piss. She sits on the step in the shower room and fingers her moist pussy, licking her fingers periodically to taste herself some more. This tattooed babe loves to touch herself and is feeling a little kinkier than usual. She gets a glass bowl and catches another stream of her piss into it, letting her pissing pussy let loose. She lifts the bowl and pours her pee over her head, soaking her hair and then proceeds to pour the remaining nectar into her mouth. She spits it back out playfully and licks the bowl with her tongue! Standing up against the shower room wall, Barbara gapes her pussy apart with a metal speculum. After her pussy is spread wide, she lets another piss flow from her hole while standing. This time she really gets wet as she plays with her pee puddle. Barbara needs to fill her pussy with something long and hard, so enjoys a glass dildo which she fucks herself with and after sitting on the floor, starts masturbating at the same time. She of course has to clean her sex toy with more of her pee once she has orgasmed in this pissing porn scene!
Trickling And Toying
Girl: Amaris
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Pretty blonde Amaris joins us on Wet and Pissy today and this hottie is seriously desperate to pee as she rushes into the lounge. She grabs a little glass bottle and holds it beneath her before she starts pussy pissing into it, making quite a mess as she aims her stream. Amaris is relieved now and shakes the bottle over her pink minidress and into her mouth, enjoying a bit of piss spitting! She squeezes and sucks her wet minidress and then strips out of it to reveal her hot body! Using the bottle stopper, Amaris leans back on the black leather couch and teases her shaved pussy with it. She starts pissing up into the air and soaks both herself and the leather couch before slipping the stopper into her pussy while masturbating! This hot blonde is really horny and while her pussy is still filled, we zoom in close as she enjoys another pee, this babe seems to have unlimited streams! Amaris dives into her pissy puddle on the couch and decides to stand up while enjoying another sex toy. She pees on the glass coffee table and splashing about in her streams, lapping them up with her tongue too! She leans back on the couch and continues her sex toy play while mastrurbating to orgasm and theres just enough time to piss all over herself while laying on her back to finish her pissing porno!
Peeing Like An Angel
Girl: Angel W.
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Angel Wicky, a busty blond with knee-torn jeans and bushy hot spot takes a different approach for jean wetting. Ready to pee, she drops her pants halfway down her thighs for an open view wetting. She dances in a tight little scuttle as she turns away, with coy nervousness she hunches her torso forward as she starts to pee. She's noticeably enjoying herself with some subtle but effective sighs and laughs with her piss falling into and through her jeans. After sucking on her jeans, Angel proceeds to serving herself a golden goblet of pee, filling it as she holds it in front of her. For her next bit, she lays on her back with the always inviting spread open legs as she pees into the air on onto herself. She gets her hands on a thick black toy, bouncing up and down in a simulated sexual encounter. Moving through different phases with the toy, Angel finds herself in a squatted position as she begins her 'squirt' run, amassing a good amount of power shots, especially towards the end as she moves to an on-and-off rhythm pumping out some short but weighty blasts that travel in several directions.
Sandra Bell
Girl: Sandra B.
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Sandra Bell makes a big splash on Wet and Pissy with her gushing pissing pussy. Lasting only a few seconds on the purple couch, Sandra drops her pants and loses her shoes almost instantaneously. Free to pee anywhere, she chooses to climb on the table and squat over her jeans and pushes out a hefty piss stream right on them. She sucks on the jeans and licks the table briefly and then she's off to some more hd pissing. Back on the sofa with one knee on the cushions and one leg up in the air Sandra gives us another powerful piss stream. Almost like puncturing a vessel loaded with liquid, it almost seems to come out of her without any effort. A black dildo helps drive her to more pissing. Messier than her other pissing, Sandra's capacity continues to impress. A large bowl provides her with a chance to relieve herself on more time as she kneels above it.
Christy Is Back
Girl: Christy C.
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Gorgeous redhead Christy Charming (aka Paula Shy) is back on Wet and Pissy and we know you're going to love her return! Christy is locked in the office and suffering extreme pee desperation. She sits on the edge of the bookcase and starts peeing her pants. She touches the damp patch that streams down her legs and licks her fingers to taste her golden juices. Christy stands up and turns around, showing off her wet denims before she slips out of them and kneels on the tiled floor. Christy sucks more of her piss out of the damp dabric, then unbuttons her blouse to play with her tits, using it to mop up her puddle of piss on the floor. Using a metal speculum she slides it into her pussy and uses it like a sex toy before gaping her hole wide apart. Piss gushes from her, all over the desk and this sexy redhead laps up her piss and playfully rubs her tits in her pee! Christy sits on the office chair and gapes her piss drenched pussy apart with her fingers. She uses a glass vase as a sex toy, sliding the thick cylinder into her pussy while masturbating. Once she has finished she fills the vase with another stream of her piss, pouring it onto her trimmed pussy and into her mouth before spitting it down her hot body! Bending over the desk, Christy needs to cum and uses both hands to enjoy some pussy play. There's time for one last piss in a giant glass goblet which Christy plays with and gulps down the last little drop, piss drinking like a pro!
Amanda In The Mirror
Girl: Amanda E.
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Sexy dark haired babe Amanda Estela features in todays scene on Wet and Pissy and although it's her first time she certainly knows how to tease. Dressed in a short pink and light grey outfit, Amanda moves over to the leather chair and bends over, slapping her ass and showing off her white panties. She sits down on the chair with her legs spread and a mirror down on the floor and Amanda gives us a brief cheeky glimpse of her pussy which she touches while looking at her reflection. She covers her pussy back up and suddenly sprays a stream of piss down onto the mirror, wetting her panties through the crotch. She touches her wet panties and then tastes her juices, continuing her long pee stream which trickles down her leg. Amanda plays with her piss puddle on the mirror and laps it up with her tongue, tasting more of her golden pee then takes off her skirt and panties before sitting down on the mirror, fingering herself while we zoom in on both her delicious looking pussy and her reflection. She sprays another stream of piss in an arc up over the mirror and this babe can seriously pee! She catches her juices and flicks them up over her top and then takes it off to mop up her piss. This gorgeous raven haired hottie squeezes her top over her face, giving herself a pee shower and then fills a glass bowl with even more of her juices, pouring the contents over herself. Naked Amanda is seriously horny now she is soaking wet and gets a flesh like dildo to use on her tight pussy. She fucks herself with her sex toy and makes herself orgasm before firing one final piss stream down onto the floor with some force to finish off her debut pissing porn scene with us!
Tattooed Pee Play
Girl: Stacy S.
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Stacy Sommers is another new face here on Wet and Pissy and we think this dark haired tattooed babe is going to go down a treat! Dressed in panties and tee, Stacy wastes no time as she lifts her top and slides her hands into her lace panties. She looks like she might need to relieve herself so gets hold of a glass vase and places it on the sofa. Pulling her panties to one side, Stacy lets her juices flow from her pissing pussy and catches them in the vase before pouring them down over her top and into her mouth! This raven haired hottie takes off her clothes and sucks them, getting a real taste of her golden pee then lays back fingering and masturbating her pussy. She gapes herself apart and sprays a powerful stream of piss all over herself and the sofa, looking like she is enjoying every minute of her first piss play experience! Afterwards she fills her pussy with a massive black dildo and licks it, stopping only to bend over and piss all over her toy! Stacy continues to fuck her pussy hard and masturbates at the same time to orgasm, leaving just enough time to piss into a cocktail glass while standing to give herself a proper taste of piss drinking, gagging slightly in the process!
Piss Soaked Toy Play
Girl: Rachel E.
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Wet and Pissy proudly presents another instance of top tier pissing from Rachel Evans. This little minx has been featured in many pissing videos, and her qualifications show in her latest episode. Rachel keeps it simple with a pink top and blue shorts with matching pink. She lays back on the couch, peeing while still wearing her shorts. After moving around in her wet shorts for a bit, Rachel slides out of them, ready for her second round of peeing. We've seen pissing porn stars squirt out some elegant streams and this isn't an example of that. Rachel's stream is erratic in form, and this is a great thing. Still, Rachel is able to stop and go as she pleases, filling her hand up and licking it up while still peeing. There's plenty of clothe soaking and hair drenching with Rachel on board. Rachel moves from playing with a large dildo to a personal favorite of hers. There's some piss squiring here and then Rachel pees one last time for us, spreading her legs open as she leans back on the sofa. Spreading her pussy with her hands makes her stream cleaner and more accurate as she aims for a large vase on the floor.
Rebeca Kubi
Girl: Rebeca K.
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For Rebeca Kubi, being a Wet and Pissy girl was a breeze. Working the camera with her smile, Rebeca opens up by wetting her jeans. Seeping through her pants, her pee runs down the front of the sofa. After pleasuring herself with her soaked jeans, they come off and she bares her bottom. Now laying on her back, she lets herself relax, tucking her legs towards her body and letting her body do what we love to see so effortlessly. Once fully undressed, Rebeca kneels over a vase between her legs as she leans forward to piss into it. Her actions demonstrate again just how at ease she is. After riding a dildo on the floor, dipping her ass into the puddle on the floor as she goes up and down on it, Rebeca is ready for her crowning moment. Taking a cue from Anita Berlusconi, Rebeca gets on all fours and lifts one leg up in the air spraying a hot stream on the floor.
Piss Play in Socks
Girl: Kate H.
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Sexy newcomer Kate Hill is in the lounge in a tight tank top, denim hotpants and white socks. She looks very pleased to be filming a scene for Wet and Pissy and immediately starts to pose for the camera like a professional! Sitting on the back of the leather sofa, this cute babe pisses through the crotch of her hotpants, and leaves a nice wet patch. She bends over and lets us see her crotch in close-up, and licks her moist fingers after touching her piss soaked shorts. After taking them off, Kate reveals she isn't wearing any panties and sucks even more of her juices from her hotpants before laying down on a wooden coffee table and firing more of her golden pee over herself. This time, her tank top is soaked in piss and Kate dives into her wet mess before taking off her tank top. Wringing this into her mouth, we get to see the droplets slip between her lips and Kate can't wait to continue her piss play exploration! Using a giant glass, she turns around and pees into it and then laps up her juices with her tongue. She pours even more of her piss into her mouth and spits it over her perfect tits too! Kate is now seriously turned on and wants to satisfy herself so she sucks on a dildo before sliding it into her eager pussy. She uses her fingers at the same time to rub against her clit and then grabs hold of an Hitachi magic wand vibrator which she rubs against her labia, letting it vibrate against her most sensitive parts. Kate definitely looks pleased with herself once she makes herself cum!
Nasty Val
Girl: Valentina R.
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Valentina Ross is feeling filthy and turns up in fishnet stockings and a sheer purple blouse. Immediately she grabs a wine glass and fills it with her warm pee. Taking a drink of her own golden nectar she spills it into the paddling pool below and laps it up with her hand. She enjoys writing around in her piss making herself all wet including her gorgeous hair. She fingers her pussy and plays with a pipette and dildo up her ass and pisses into the pool once more. Finishing off with the dildo in her pussy and her fingers up her ass, Valentina has done a very good job here indeed!
Ella Rosa
Girl: Ella R.
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From the moment that Ella walks into the room wearing her little kimono, there's something visibly special about her. Lightly wrapped around her, she doesn't focus too much on flaunting her body as she inches it down from her shoulders and upwards from her legs. Instead she snuggles it around her body, a choice that gives her a genuine 'girl next door' advantage. She wears her smile casually, and her eyes are always engaging with the camera. Undoubtedly, she's off to a great start. However, this is not where Ella's strengths end, for Ella happens to have great pissing abilities as well. She outputs well, she's relaxed in the act, and she definitely pisses with gusto. Every moment of pissing strikes a chord with the what makes pissing babes a pleasure to experience.
Perfecting Her Piss Play
Girl: Vicky L.
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Black haired babe Vicky Love is in the lounge feeling really turned on and caresses her body through her clothes. She feels the onset of pee desperation and as she stands up, holds the crotch of her hotpants, knowing full well that she's never going to make it to the bathroom. Vicky decides to turn this need to piss into some horny fun and climbs on top of the glass coffee table with her ass pointing towards the camera. She sits on the table and opens her legs, rubbing her crotch when a wet patch appears on her pale pink denim. Vicky is wetting her panties, soaking her hotpants with her golden piss! She peels herself out of her damn clothes and rubs her pussy before tasting herself and loves it so much that she sucks her pee out of her hotpants and licks the glass table too! Using a glass to collect another piss stream, Vicky bends over and this time we zoom in close watching her stream fill the glass up nicely. Vicky pours her golden nectar into her mouth and spits it back out, both playfully and seductively then decides to try full-blown piss drinking before she pours the rest of her liquid over her cropped top, turning it see-through. Her big boobs look delicious through the wet fabric and Vicky plays with her boobs before she gets completely naked. Laying down on the glass table, this stunning babe fingers her wet pussy and bends over to fuck herself with a glass dildo before launching one final piss stream onto the glass table while standing. Practice makes perfect after all!