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In The Mood
Girl: Victoria P.
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Blonde Victoria Pure is back on Wet and Pissy and dressed in a floral minidress, Victoria knows she looks hot. She teases in front of her dressing table and then bends over on a footstool to show off her pink panties and patent heels. Her ass looks perfect as we zoom in close and suddenly, Victoria starts wetting her panties, letting her juices flow through the crotch of her panties. She gets down onto the floor and licks up her wet patch from the footstool and starts to strip from her minidress, looking rather horny indeed. Once this blonde hottie takes off her panties, she licks and sucks the damp fabric then gets hold of a metal speculum which she uses to gape herself wide apart with. While she is laying down and spread, Victoria starts pussy pissing and we capture this stream in closeup. She toys herself with a silver vibrator and pauses to hold her ass apart and squats to piss in a giant glass goblet. This naughty babe pours her pee in mouth and spits it back out again before finishing herself off with her sex toy, gushing one last time into her goblet!
Aiming Those Streams
Girl: Giorgia R.
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Brunette babe Giorgia Roma is another new face here on Wet and Pissy and doesn't disappoint in her debut scene! She walks into the lounge and starts to tease in her tiny denim hotpants and camo bodysuit, showing off her long legs before she walks sexily over to the sofa and strips out of her shorts. She climbs onto the sofa with one leg in the air and starts peeing through the crotch of her bodysuit. Her golden juices run down her leg and onto the grey fabric beneath her while she touches her pee stream and licks her fingers to taste herself. She takes off her bodysuit and once she is naked relaxes on the sofa while masturbating and fingering her pussy. Suddenly she gapes her pussy lips wide apart and shoots another stream of piss towards the camera. She looks like she is enjoying this playful side and gives her pussy a good workout before getting some red tongs to stretch herself even further apart! Changing positions, Giorgia lays down on the sofa and attempts to pee over herself, aiming right at her face! She shoots herself perfectly, keeping those streams firing in her direction then decides to fill her pussy with something a lot bigger! she toys a huge red dildo and pees over the sofa again. This sex toy gets Giorgia off easily and this hot brunette finishes off her first pissing porn scene with a spot of piss drinking and pours the remaining liquid over her head after catching her golden juices in a giant goblet!
Drenching Her Clothes
Girl: Vinna R.
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Member favourite Vinna Reed is back on Wet and Pissy and lays on the floor outside the sauna in a leopard print bodysuit and heels. This brunette eludes sexiness and knows how hot she is! She kneels up and shows off her perfect ass before crawling over to a chair and shakes her ass towards the camera. Vinna stands up and spanks her ass, showing how her pussy is barely covered by her bodysuit. She rubs her hands over her body and pulls her bodysuit down to show off her tits before pulling her bodysuit up between her pussy lips. She slides it to one side and touches her pussy then unclips her bodysuit and bends over to continue her pussy play and fingering action! Gorgeous Vinna suddenly need to pee so she gets a glass vase and holds it underneath her while she starts pussy pissing into it. She pours it all down over herself and strips naked, mopping up her juices and squeezing them all over herself. Laying upside down in the chair, horny Vinna teases her pussy with a black dildo and masturbates at the same time stopping to piss all over herself! She sits up and orgasms with her sex toy then pees all over the floor. Vinna takes out some clean clothes from the drawer and places it on the floor before she enjoys a standing pee, drenching them with her golden nectar. She gets dressed in the damp clothes and finishes her latest wet porn scene with us!
Big Black Friends
Girl: Brittany B.
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Introducing Brittany Bardot, a gorgeous blonde MILF who knows exactly what she wants. They say when a women turns 30, she becomes a hell of a lot more experimental when it comes to sex and Brittany is no exception. Dressed in black lingerie and stockings, she looks seductive as she poses on the leather sofa. Her panties have a zipped up crotch which she soon unzips to reveal her spread pussy lips. After stripping down to her stockings, Brittany pisses into a small glass vase and pipettes her golden juices over her natural tits and into her mouth. She uses a speculum to spread her pussy wide open ready for the monster black dildo she has planned. She pisses into her own mouth and then uses the brutal dildo on her tight ass while shoving another one into her twat!
After-School
Girl: Amaris
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Naughty schoolgirl Amaris is in detention again and isn't allowed to leave until the end. She suddenly feels the urge to pee and knows that we won't let her go to the bathroom so she squats in her fishnet crotchless pantyhose and pees down over the floor and onto her miniskirt. She rubs her ass in the pee puddle, soaking her clothes even more and lets us zoom in on her shaved pussy. Of course a girl like Amaris doesn't wear any panties to school! Taking off her miniskirt, Amaris squeezes her golden piss out of it and licks the damp fabric before she leans against the world map and starts to touch her pussy. This horny girl fingers herself and sucks them clean, then moves over to the chair and holds her pussy apart while pissing down onto it! Amaris mops it up with a sponge and squeezes it over her cropped top before she takes it off and bends over the desk to toy herself with a dildo. She catches another stream in a bottle and slips in a straw to suck piss in mouth. Giving herself a taste of piss drinking, Amaris spits it back out over her hard nipples and pours the remaining nectar over herself. She lays on the floor and continues her dildo play with time for one final piss over herself and on the floor in this pissing porn scene!
Anal Wendy
Girl: Wendy
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Wendy let out quite a stream of piss as she sat on top of the table, which made her pretty proud. And after diving in it she took off her top and showed us how soaked it was from all the piss. But she wasn’t done, we handed her a tall jar and a funnel and she pissed so much that she almost filled the jar half way. Then stuck the top of the jar into her pussy and tried pouring in back inside her snatch! Of course it got all over her and the floor and she was having so much fun just lying in the big puddle of pee. She got so turned on she stuck a dildo in her ass and then a long dildo up her twat. And then pissed some more and finished off by drinking her pee out of the funnel!
Soaking Sofia
Girl: Sofia L.
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Curvy brunette Sofia Lee is our newest face here on Wet and Pissy and this stunning babe walks into the room in hot pink lingerie and a satin dressing gown. She opens up her gown and shows off her big tits encased in her lace lingerie then strips out of it to show off more of her hot body. Climbing onto the leather chair, Sofia starts pussy pissing through her panties and lets her juices flow down onto the seat beneath her. After wetting her panties, this brunette hottie sits in her pee puddle and rubs her ass all over her juices. She kneels down and laps up her golden pee then strips from her bra to tease her big tits and suck her own nipples! Sofia takes off her wet panties and rubs them against her trimmed pussy then fingers herself while stood up with one leg up on the chair. Holding a glass bottle beneath her, Sofia fills it with another stream of her golden piss then pours it into her mouth, spitting it down herself. She uses a jelly dildo and slides it between her big tits, moving it down to her pussy before sliding it between her puffy peach pussy lips. She takes a short break from her dildo play to fill the bottle again and this time gives herself a golden shower, soaking herself completely! Piss drenched Sofia bends over on the chair and fucks herself in doggystyle, giving herself an orgasm!
Squirty Anne
Girl: Foxy A.
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Gorgeous raven haired Foxy Anne shows off her features in a denim miniskirt and tight top and starts to remove her garments to reveal her body. She pulls apart her curvy ass cheeks and pisses before trying to capture some of those golden juices in a jug. She pours her piss over her tits and even tastes her nectar. Feeling frisky, Foxy Anne uses a speculum on her hole, drinks even more of her own pee from a cocktail glass and gives herself a shuddering orgasm using a purple sex toy.
Travellers Piss Pants
Girl: Viktoria T.
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The weekend isn't the only thing that Viktoria likes. She's really into trying new things, and this is what we love about her. It's one of those things that's plain to see, especially with her captivating moans of gratification. When Viktoria pees, you know that she's fully engaged as you can hear her savoring the moment. Viktoria's jeans get a taste of her pee and she bites and licks them before moving on to a bare bottom piss. Again her moangasms fill the air as she fills up a glass with her yellowy piss. She pours it over her Friday shirt and proceeds to picking up a tong like toy, spreading herself with it as she launches a nice stream down to the couch and her jeans. She fiddles around with another toy before making her jeans once more the target of her peeing as she sits above them on the sofa. She gets back into biting into them, but with more gusto than the first time.
Everything Is Golden
Girl: Eveline N.
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Sexy dark haired Eveline Neill is back on Wet and Pissy this week and as she teases in the office, Eveline shows off her curvy ass in tight lilac denims! She bends slightly over the desk and rubs her ass then pulls open her plaid shirt to reveal her big tits and puffy nipples. Eveline sits up on the desk and with her legs spread apart, starts pussy pissing through her denims, peeing her pants and enjoying every second of it too! A wet, darker patch appears on her denims and Eveline touches it before sucking her fingers. She stands up so we can see the full effect of her pee soaked denims then starts to strip, starting with her black stiletto heels. This horny babe sucks her juices from the fabric of her jeans and then rubs them against her trimmed pussy. She fingers herself while kneeling up on the desk and suddenly gushes down over the top. Eveline dives into her piss puddle and then bends over into the doggystyle position to enjoy a golden vibrator. She catches another stream of her warm pee in a glass vase and pours it down over her tits and pussy, feeling very naughty indeed. Eveline finishes off her latest pissing scene with her vibrator then sprinkles one final stream of piss down onto the floor!
Amusing Herself
Girl: Katy R.
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Stunning Katy Rose comes back to Wet and Pissy with a new look! She has gone brunette and we think that she is one of those lucky babes who looks hot no matter what her hair colour is! Katy is at the sauna dressed in ripped jogging bottoms and a tank top and is texting her friend. They can't make it and she seems so disappointed. Suddenly she feels piss desperation set in and there's no way she is going to make it to the bathroom so she climbs on top of the massage table and starts peeing her pants! The damp patch on Katy's crotch gets even bigger as golden piss pours down her legs and she looks instantly relieved! Katy touches her wet crotch and then tastes her juices as she licks her fingers. She takes off her pants and sucks her golden pee from them, using them to mop up more of her piss on the massage table. Katy lays back and opens her legs and decides to make the best of the situation by enjoying some pussy play. She starts fingering herself and then catches another stream of piss into her hands! She flicks her gushing pee over her tank top and then gets naked! This horny brunette enjoys a glass dildo which she rubs against her pussy and over her nipples and then slides it into her pussy to fuck herself! She pauses slightly to piss again and then moves herself into the doggystyle position to continue her pussy play and once she orgasms she pees one final time into a glass vase, pouring her collected pee into her mouth and over her face, giving herself a little taste of piss drinking!
Covering Some Distance
Girl: Isabella L.
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Our latest Wet and Pissy update features seriously sexy redhead Isabella Lui who teases in a sheer red bodysuit and denim hotpants. Our camera pans up and down her body and zooms in on her big tits where we can see her nipples through the sheer fabric of her top! She unzips her hotpants and squats on the floor when this naughty babe starts peeing her pants! A wet patch appears on her hotpants and gets bigger and bigger as her juices flow through her crotch and down onto the ground. She takes off her denims and after a quick taste of her own pee, she unclips her bodysuit and leans back on the leather couch to masturbate! It doesnt take long for Isabella to fire another stream of her piss all over the couch and this stream is pretty impressive. Her aim gushes quite far and Isabella dives into her puddle of pee before stripping completely naked! She takes a vibrator from her side drawer and sucks it, slipping it in between her wet pussy lips. She fucks herself while bent over in the doggystyle position and her big fake titties jiggle about as she pleasures herself! This horny redhead stops to piss again down onto the couch then changes positions to fuck her shaved pussy some more. After orgasming, Isabella opens her legs and sprays one final time all over the couch to finish her pissing porn video!
Tempting Pee Tasting
Girl: Tiffany L.
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Redhead hottie Tiffany Love is our newest face on Wet and Pissy and this sexy babe walks into the lounge in a denim minidress and a cropped top. She lifts up her skirt and places one leg on the leather couch before she teases her nipples through the fabric of her top. Pulling it down Tiffany really goes to work on her tits, squeezing them and rubbing her nipples. After taking off her top, this feisty babe quickly moves down to her skirt and pulls it down to reveal her curvy ass! Climbing up onto the back of the couch, Tiffany pulls her panties to one side and touches herself. She teases her puffy pussy lips and then holds herself apart before pussy pissing down onto her top, strategically placed on the leather couch! Her stream seems to last for ages and once she has finished she picks up her cropped top and squeezes it out over her tits! It isn't long before Tiffany gets completely naked and she fingers herself, pissing again then licks up her juices. She bends over and continues to finger herself and gets a glass jug which she holds beneath her. She starts filling it up with her golden piss and then pours it into her mouth, enjoying her piss drinking experience then pours some down her hot naked body. Tiffany doesn't need any sex toys to get herself off and concentrates on her fingers until she orgasms in this hd pissing porn scene!
Nervous Pissing Debut
Girl: Ofelia T.
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Brunette babe Ofelia Trimble makes her debut appearance here on Wet and Pissy and we think you are going to love her as much as we do! Ofelia walks into the lounge and looks rather uncomfortable as she suffers pee desperation. She pulls off her skirt and grabs a vase off the bookcase before holding it underneath herself and immediately starts pissing down into it! She looks nervous in this debut pissing porn scene, but this sweet babe gets down on the floor and pours her golden juices down over her cropped top. This is the first time she has ever played with her piss and she takes off her top to mop the floor clean, rubbing her drenched cropped top over her petite, naked body. Ofelia lays on the couch and fingers her pussy and as she gets more into it, she pees over the couch! This tattooed cutie licks up her piss and as she sits down with her legs spread apart, she fucks her pussy with a little glass bottle! She has plenty of playthings stashed behind the couch and gets hold of another bottle and a funnel which she uses to collect more of her golden piss. Ofelia gives herself a golden shower then moves onto some serious pussy play with a vibrator. She bends over the couch and masturbates while fucking herself in the doggystyle position and as she orgasms, she squirts with force all over the floor!
Naty Lee
Girl: Naty L.
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Naty Lee turns it on and turns it up for all of the pee fans out there. A sexy little tug on her dress divulges her urgency to pee. She lifts her leg up to pee into a champagne glass, filling it with a nice golden color. She takes off her drenched mini dress and puts a naughty twist on 'pin the tail on the donkey', inserting a red maned toy anally and swinging it around. She poses in a brazen manner, resting on one knee and her hand, with her other leg parallel to her body, giving is a full view of her stream as she pees. There's some nice smiles thrown our way and her eyes are equally alluring as she looks into the camera. Amidst the sound of the pitter-patter, there's an almost inaudible laugh and a sexy sigh as well. An excellent self pee adds to the already sensual presence that Naty bares upon us.
Violette
Girl: Violette
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A couple of years ago, we had a chance to work with the sultry blonde Violette. Fortunately, not much has changed with her since then, and this is a very good thing since she looks just as stunning as before. For the wetting fans, Violette's blue elastic waist jeans are the perfect accessory. Alternating from her left leg to her right, Violette lines the inner walls of her pants with golden piss. The stream trickles down her legs, glistening as it moves along. Sitting on top of a high chair and without her jeans in place, Violette sucks her juices from the crotch of her denims. She then takes an extended piss on the table making for an excellent diving spot. Violette is as endearing as she was in the past, and her varied positions offer some great opportunities for some personal close ups.
Soaking Her Panties
Girl: Anita B.
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Hot blonde Anita Blanche is at home and teases in her shower in some khaki panties and a cropped top. This playful blonde starts wetting her panties and a damp patch of pee appears on her crotch. She pulls her panties off and reveals her shaved pussy and sexy body then leans back against the wall before touching her wet pussy. Sitting down in the bath, Anita masturbates and starts pussy pissing again into the tub. There is plenty of pissing in her bathroom in this homemade movie and this horny blonde rubs babyoil into her naked body. The camera zooms in close on her XXL pussy lips as she rubs them and pees some more then Anita gets out of the bath and sits on the floor, playing with her wet panties. She toys herself with a vibrator until she orgasms, and catches some very yellow piss in a wine glass! She pours her juices over her feet and then bends over to drizzle it on her ass in this self filmed pissing porn movie.
Gushing Debut
Girl: Sasha S.
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Dark haired Sasha Sparrow makes her debut on Wet and Pissy today and is dressed in a sexy bodysuit that clings to her slim figure. She is leaning against a wall and enjoys rubbing her hands all over her body when she turns around and pulls her bodysuit up into her ass. She spanks herself and stretches her legs before she sits on the floor of the shower room and rubs her pussy through her bodysuit. Soon, Sasha looks very relieved as she lets her golden piss flow, wetting her panties. She rubs her hands in her pee puddle and strips out of her body, sucking her juices from it then mops the floor. Sasha stands above the toilet and touches her trimmed pussy while we zoom in close. She sprays another stream of piss down onto the lid, letting it splash everywhere and licks it up like a naughty girl! Using an egg toy, Sasha sits back on the toilet and rubs her pussy before inserting it into her wet hole. She stands up and bends over, enjoying the sensation as she pees again, letting her warm nectar flow over her hands. This babe surprises us with her love of piss play and moves over to the bathroom floor. She fingers her pussy and masturbates and finally she starts pissing while standing with one leg lifted up onto the sink, overflowing a glass to catch her golden streams. Sasha plays about with her pee then pours it over her face and into her mouth, spitting it down onto her small tits to finish this hd pissing scene!
Busty Oprah
Girl: Oprah
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It's about time we had blonde babe Oprah back on Wet and Pissy and all we can say is WOW! It's been three years since she last graced our screens and those years have been kind. No longer a cute teenie, Oprah is a sophisticated and stunning blonde who is as sexual as ever! Two things we noticed at first are her enormously enhanced tits, anyway enough of our awe and back to the scene! Oprah is dressed in tight denim hotpants and a white tank top and loves to tease as she rubs her crotch and strips down to her grey panties. Oprah stretches her legs wide apart and suddenly starts wetting her panties. She pees all over the floor and moves back up to her glass chair which she completely soaks in a puddle of her golden piss. The crotch of her panties become juicier and she writhes around in her wet puddle! Turning around on the chair, Oprah bounces her perfect ass in her juices too then stands up and pulls off her wet panties as she tastes her pee from the chair! She plays with her piss, splashing it all over her white tank top, giving herself the wet t-shirt look. All of this piss play has turned her on so much that her pussy if very sensitive and as she rubs her hands over her lips, her whole body shakes. She starts to masturbate and finger her pussy, pausing only to catch another pee stream in a blue glass bowl she places on the floor. She pours the contents into her mouth, spitting them onto her tank top and then gets on the floor to dive into her piss. Pulling down her tank top, her massive tits look seriously hot as she rubs a glass dildo between her cleavage! Oprah bends over and starts to toy her soaking wet pussy. She stops and places it on the chair to piss all over it before moving over to the sofa to finish herself off with her big toy. Finally, this stunning blonde catches another pee stream in a big glass vase, pouring it right into her mouth and over her hair, enjoying a piss drenched shower to finish off her latest and dare we say it, hottest wet porn scene!
Getting Wet to Orgasm
Girl: Victoria D.
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We do love it when sexy brunette Victoria Daniels comes to see us here at Wet and Pissy and today she is on top form as she teases in the lounge in a tight tank top and light grey ripped leggings. She gives us a brief glimpse of her natural tits and ass before she bends over on the sofa with her curvy ass in the air. Afterwards, Victoria balances with one foot on each sofa and with her legs spread wide apart, she starts wetting her panties, letting a big pee stream flow through her crotch and onto the floor beneath her. Fiesty Victoria uses her leggings to mop up her golden juices from the floor then sucks them, tasting her pee and spitting it back out over her nipples. Once she is completely naked, Victoria fucks her pussy with a metal speculum then gapes herself wide apart, firing another piss stream down onto the floor. This one flows with some power behind it and we zoom in really close to catch all the action! Now Victoria is pee drenched as she plays with her puddle on the ground and as she sits down, she starts to finger her wet pussy, licking her fingers to enjoy her juices once more. Using a jelly dildo, this stunning brunette lays back on the sofa and slides it into her pussy to pleasure herself. Using a yellow tinted vase, Victoria catches one final piss stream from her pissing pussy and drinks it before pouring the remaining contents over her hair. She soon moves back to her jelly dildo but this time she sensually toys herself in the doggystyle position. She masturbates as she gets closer to cumming and orgasms with immense pleasure to finish off her newest scene with us!
Nasty Val
Girl: Valentina R.
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Valentina Ross is feeling filthy and turns up in fishnet stockings and a sheer purple blouse. Immediately she grabs a wine glass and fills it with her warm pee. Taking a drink of her own golden nectar she spills it into the paddling pool below and laps it up with her hand. She enjoys writing around in her piss making herself all wet including her gorgeous hair. She fingers her pussy and plays with a pipette and dildo up her ass and pisses into the pool once more. Finishing off with the dildo in her pussy and her fingers up her ass, Valentina has done a very good job here indeed!
Fiesty In Fishnets
Girl: Jessica B.
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Stunning brunette Jesica Bell looks really hot in a wet look miniskirt and fishnet stockings. She knows she looks good and slowly walks over to a wooden chair, slut dropping and showing off her grey panties. While we zoom in close, Jesica suddenly starts wetting her panties and playing with her pee stream as it trickles down. She takes off her panties and mops the floor with them, then squeezes them into her mouth and over herself. Now her panties are off, Jesica fingers and masturbates her pussy and then pauses to fill up a giant glass goblet with her golden pee. This slim babe enjoys a taste of piss drinking and laps up her pee, spitting some back out over herself then decides to pleasure herself with a glass dildo. She sits on the edge of the chair while toying her pussy and starts pussy pissing again, this time while standing. Jesica gives herself a golden shower and finishes herself off with her glass dildo, gushing again onto the ground while her XXL pussy lips dangle down!
Katy Fills It Up
Girl: Katy R.
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Stunning European Katy Rose is back on Wet and Pissy with another new look. Her long dark locks really suit her and she is sat on the arm of the couch teasing us in tight hotpants and a cropped top. She unbuttons her hotpants and slides her fingers down into her pussy, touch herself and tasting herself before she bends over on the couch and pulls her hotpants down. We zoom in on Katy's perfect ass as she touches her pussy some more then once she is completely free from her shorts, this naughty brunette sits on the back of the couch and fingers her pussy! Getting hold of a glass vase, Katy stands with one leg on the couch and fills it with her gushing piss. She can certainly produce a lot of pee in one go! She kneels on the floor and pours it all down her cropped top, turning it sheer so we can see her nipples through the wet fabric. After she gets completely naked, this hottie mops up her juices with her top and squeezes them into her mouth and over herself. She toys herself with both a pink sex toy and a red vibrator which she toys herself frantically with. Katy takes a short break to fill up the vase again and this time plays with her pee before pouring it into her mouth to give herself a taste of piss drinking and spitting! Finishing herself off with her vibrator, Katy enjoys another satisfying pissing porn scene with us!
Perfecting Her Piss Play
Girl: Vicky L.
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Black haired babe Vicky Love is in the lounge feeling really turned on and caresses her body through her clothes. She feels the onset of pee desperation and as she stands up, holds the crotch of her hotpants, knowing full well that she's never going to make it to the bathroom. Vicky decides to turn this need to piss into some horny fun and climbs on top of the glass coffee table with her ass pointing towards the camera. She sits on the table and opens her legs, rubbing her crotch when a wet patch appears on her pale pink denim. Vicky is wetting her panties, soaking her hotpants with her golden piss! She peels herself out of her damn clothes and rubs her pussy before tasting herself and loves it so much that she sucks her pee out of her hotpants and licks the glass table too! Using a glass to collect another piss stream, Vicky bends over and this time we zoom in close watching her stream fill the glass up nicely. Vicky pours her golden nectar into her mouth and spits it back out, both playfully and seductively then decides to try full-blown piss drinking before she pours the rest of her liquid over her cropped top, turning it see-through. Her big boobs look delicious through the wet fabric and Vicky plays with her boobs before she gets completely naked. Laying down on the glass table, this stunning babe fingers her wet pussy and bends over to fuck herself with a glass dildo before launching one final piss stream onto the glass table while standing. Practice makes perfect after all!